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Horse Prison Thread Story 2

Apr 28th, 2015
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  1. >Be Anon
  2. >You've been in the slammer for three weeks now and the faces of your fellow inmates change with the days
  3. >Be out in the yard with this week's homeboys shooting hoops during pre-snack Recess
  4. >Turns out, HORSE was a thing here too
  5. >Little horses wish they could match your mad skills
  6. >Time was almost up and you wanted to finish this session with a bang
  7. >A quick self-alleyoop and you are sailing towards net more majestically than a slow motion fat-person-fail montage
  8. >Time slows down and you can feel the yards eyes on you as you pull off the most historic play in Recess history
  9. >Suddenly, you feel something's wrong
  10. >You're too high
  11. >You over-compensated
  12. >Your arm comes up in a futile attempt to stop the inevitable but it's too late for mercy
  13. >The rim connects with your jaw in a spectacular fashion and all you can see is little Jordan's swimming in your vision, shaking their heads in dissappointement
  14. >Stupid fucking shorty-ass horse nets
  15. >How can a brother dunk on that?
  16. >Shit's racist yo
  17. >You regain feeling in your everything and find yourself lying on the ground
  18. >A tingling sensation builds in your arm and suddenly all you can feel is the burning needles that are spearing your palm
  19. >You reflexively curl around the appendage, hissing through clenched teeth
  20. >"Whoa Anon! Are you okay, bruh?"
  21. >"Yeah Anon, that was a nasty fall."
  22. >A crowd builds around you, pressing in on your prone form and their muttering grows louder as they question your wellbeing
  23. >You wave the concerned prisoners back with your good hand, it's just a fucking scratch
  24. >"Alright, that's enough everyone!"
  25. >A voice cuts in from behind the crowd
  26. >"Step back, give him some air!"
  27. >The crowd obediently spreads out, letting a small pink mare trot through
  28. >"Hello Anon, I don't think we've met before, I'm Candy Stripe."
  29. >No shit?
  30. >The apron didn't give that one away at all
  31. >"Now come on, show me what the damage is."
  32. >You hesitantly hold out your hand, burning in the open air
  33. >The muttering grows louder and you think you hear a pony collapse in the back of the crowd
  34. >The tiny mare lets out a small "Oooh" before magicking over a small garden hose to wash the dirt off of your hand
  35. >"Okay, Anon. Deep breaths," she commands, leading you through some breathing excersises; inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale
  36. >She holds the third breath and you follow suit
  37. >The cold water washes over your hand and you feel the cuts being cleansed
  38. >You didn't even grimace
  39. >Stone
  40. >Cold
  41. >Candy gives you a wide smile and nods her head approvingly
  42. >You can't help but smile too
  43. >The look lessens somewhat with her next sentance
  44. >"Good job, Anon! But I need to disinfect the cut now."
  45. >She slowly levitates a bottle of peroxide out of her apron, horn glowing a gentle green
  46. >Suppressed childhood memories come flashing back
  47. >The stinging agony of that evil bottle was greater than the agony of every cut you'd ever had
  48. >Reflexively, you snatch your hand back, shooting the mare a glare
  49. >She puts on a worried look and makes soothing sounds while rubbing your arm
  50. >"Shh, it'll be okay, Anon. I promise. Just look into my eyes and you won't feel a thing."
  51. >In spite of the screaming voice in your head, the mare coaxes your hand out from you
  52. >You want to trust the little mare
  53. >Her pretty green eyes capture yours as the bottle slowly, so slowly makes its way to your hand
  54. >From the corner of your eye you see a stallion bury his head in the shoulder of another who whispers in his ear
  55. >You can't help but dart your eyes down as the bottle nears
  56. >"Ah ah ah, eyes up here, Anon!"
  57. >The mare uses a hoof to guide your gaze back to her
  58. >You hold her gaze even as you feel the first drops of Satan's moonshine strike your open palm
  59. >A rabid hissing fills the air as millions of germs cry out as one and are silenced
  60. >A pony in the crowd breaks down at the sound, sobbing quietly
  61. >This goes on forever, but you don't notice the time passing in Candy's caring green eyes
  62. >As soon as it begins, the hissing stops and you let out a short breath
  63. >Candy Stripe positively beams at you while she screws the cap back onto the bottle of death
  64. >"I'm so proud of you, Anon! You're so tough!"
  65. >A rumble of consent echoes from the crowd
  66. >You didn't make a peep, not one sound during that trial
  67. "Thanks, Candy. You're the best."
  68. >You can't help but gently scratch her white mane
  69. >Her eyes close and she makes a happy sound as you express your gratitude
  70. >Your stomach rumbles, reminding you that Snack Time started almost five minutes ago
  71. >Candy's eyes snap open and she giggles at your body's protest to mild starvation
  72. >"Come on, Anon. I hear they have Tiramisu today!"
  73. >Fuck yeah
  74. >Love Tiramisu
  75. >The crowd just watches you walk towards the cafeteria doors, utterly in awe of the toughest motherfucker to walk through the front doors
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