daily reminder of the wonders of bitcoin

11:17 - Moray Eel: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1408782.0
11:18 - Moray Eel: is this the very good investment
11:18 - Moray Eel: click on it you shall see
11:19 - table: hey guysd
11:19 - table: we're a ponzi scheme
11:19 - table: we're going to steal your money
11:19 - table: now please give us your money
11:19 - Moray Eel: speaking of
11:19 - table:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/47_thumb_up
11:20 - Moray Eel: bitcoin has hit $1200
11:19 - table: ah yes
11:20 - table: take that fiat
11:20 - Moray Eel: honestly the very first thing that popped in my mind was
11:20 - Moray Eel: the value of scams just went way up
11:21 - Moray Eel: people running the very good 24/7bitcoindoubler sites are actually going to steal more money because the floor to enter is way higher
11:21 - Moray Eel: it's funny and sad at the same time
11:23 - Moray Eel: however you must now dub the honest ponzis
11:23 - Moray Eel: the honzi steal
11:24 - table: ok guys
11:24 - table: we're a scam
11:24 - table: but we're an HONEST scam
11:24 - table: so please give us your money
11:24 - Moray Eel: honzi steal katana
11:26 - Moray Eel: remember that time i told you about the guy trying to by a fully automatic russian shotgun from a banned importer and it got intercepted
11:26 - Moray Eel: and the guy didn't know it was from russia because he said the dealer did business in europe/asia crossover
11:26 - Moray Eel: aka russia
11:27 - table: if someone says that
11:27 - table: you should automatically know to avoid them
11:27 - table: its either russia
11:27 - table: or some middle-eastern country
11:27 - table: completely out of us jurisdiction
11:27 - Moray Eel: Hat is ATF? The last gun shipped before fine however. I didn't buy it from Russia in case you were thinking it was Russia. The seller said he shipped from Europe/Asia. They didn't buy it from the actual Russian manufacturer.
11:28 - table: like
11:28 - table: how dumb do you have to be
11:28 - Moray Eel: he is already using bitcoins
11:28 - table: i don't live in the us
11:28 - Moray Eel: so escalted to very to extremely
11:28 - table: i live in canada/mexico
11:29 - table: he's not extremely dumb
11:29 - table: he's smart/braindead
11:32 - table: why are japanese voice actors so much better than english ones NotLikeThis
11:32 - Moray Eel: did i also tell you one bitcoiner buried a usb drive containing some bitcoins in a box under a birdbath for ten years
11:32 - Moray Eel: for a long term investment
11:32 - table: like
11:33 - table: bitcoiners are the retarded cousin of fiat users
11:33 - table: their antics transend stupid
11:33 - Moray Eel: would you say they are the white tailed deer
11:33 - table: and just go to wacky
11:33 - Moray Eel: i've said it before but bitcoin is a special type of stupid
11:33 - table: its endearing
11:34 - Moray Eel: you simply don't find this shit from other scams
11:34 - table: i cant help but smile
11:34 - table: when i hear about the stupid shit they get up to
11:34 - Moray Eel: like how can you not laugh at all the blatant fraud and stupid shit bitcoin brought
11:34 - Moray Eel: even if you know nothing about it
11:34 - table: its fantastic
11:34 - table: these people
11:34 - table: slam their faces into a barbed brick wall
11:34 - table: look at the wall
11:34 - table: and say 'it doesnt hurt that bad'
11:35 - table: and then go back to slamming their face into it
11:35 - table: meanwhile
11:35 - Moray Eel: and keep in mind with the price 99% is literally backed up by darknet activities usually drug purchases
11:35 - table: there's a cousishend pillow next to them to slam their faces into
11:35 - table: and they refuse
11:36 - Moray Eel: the bottom line is for any scenario vaguely resembling "put in 5 dollars get 5,000 dollars out tomorrow"
11:36 - Moray Eel: for every person that got that dream outcome
11:36 - Moray Eel: ten more lost everything they put into it
11:36 - Moray Eel: minimum
11:36 - table: yes
11:36 - table: because that money has to come from somewhere
11:36 - table: and the scammers sure as shit arent providing it
11:36 - Moray Eel: Bitcoin burns over 400 megawatts of electricity to operate.

Bitcoin achieves throughput of 4 to 7 transactions per second.

A coal fired power plant must burn 53KG (118lbs) of coal per second to produce 400 megawatts. This means every single bitcoin transaction weighs in at a minimum of 5KG (12lbs) of coal burned. It is one of the least efficient systems ever designed by mankind.
11:36 - Moray Eel: casual reminder that bitcoin eats more energy than the entire country of ireland
11:37 - table: like
11:37 - table: they're making our planet worse
11:37 - table: but its still so endearing to watch them
11:37 - table: it's almost worth it
11:38 - Moray Eel: it is the opportunity cost we have to endure
11:38 - table: and
11:38 - table: bitcoin isnt even the problem
11:38 - table: if you took away bitcoin
11:38 - table: it'd be replaced so fast
11:38 - table: the problem is the people using it
11:38 - Moray Eel: i mean there's a bit of both
11:38 - Moray Eel: it's so shitty and inefficent that nobody is using it for any legitimate transaction
11:38 - Moray Eel: like
11:38 - Moray Eel: nasdaq wouldn't use it to conduct a trade
11:39 - Moray Eel: or any major bank to move money
11:39 - Moray Eel: its just because so much can go wrong in addition to the schizophrenic transaction clearence times
11:40 - Moray Eel: idk man the secret is too not touch the poop
11:40 - Moray Eel: instead, sit at a safe distance and laugh at the poop
11:41 - table: not the analogy i'd use but still  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/47_thumb_up
11:41 - Moray Eel: im just rambling about it because it keeps raining
11:41 - table: i mean it was 80 degrees 2 days ago
11:41 - table: next day it went down to 50ish
11:41 - Moray Eel: i would go outside in the 70 degree february weather but im not going to slap on swamp boots to go into the mud
11:42 - Moray Eel: also offshoot of bitcoin i've taken a liking to
11:42 - Moray Eel: chinese research chemicals
11:42 - Moray Eel: somebody described as modern day alchemy and boy i'd say that's spot on
11:43 - table:  https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/pbbg_itsuki
11:43 - table: speaking of alchemy
11:43 - Moray Eel: there's one thing ordering some weed or lsd to get high
11:43 - table: this gasme is so fucking good
11:44 - Moray Eel: but then there is another thing buying chemicals online whose names are literally three digits of letters and three digits of numbers from a chemical plant in china with zero documentation
11:44 - Moray Eel: and then smoking/snorting that shit
11:44 - Moray Eel: sometimes you get unbelievably high
11:44 - Moray Eel: other times your organs shut down and your skin falls apart
11:44 - Moray Eel: like
11:44 - Moray Eel: why
11:45 - table: because addiction
11:45 - table: and nobodys trying to put a stop to that shit
11:45 - table: or activley trying*
11:45 - table: because if we do
11:45 - table: people bring out the pots and pans
11:45 - table: and scream ITS THEIR CHOICE LET THEM
11:45 - table: and its like motherfucker
11:45 - table: killing 6 million people was hitler's choice
11:46 - table: and dont pull the 'but he was hurting people' shit because so are these chemicals
11:47 - table: also
11:47 - table: i have devised a way to get rich in this game
11:48 - table: i mass-produce the gold string
11:48 - table: and sell it
11:48 - table: because the gold string can use itself to make more
11:48 - table: i get the stats that jack up the price
11:48 - table: ez $$$$
11:49 - Moray Eel: Teenagers stole pack containing fentanyl, what to do?
submitted 2 days ago * by [Fresh Account]fentanyl012596
Was expecting a pack today containing 4g fentanyl powder, had to go to the store to get some cigarretes and returned home to wait for the pack. Nothing shows up, I go to check my camera's and sure enough my camera that I have mounted to the power box opposite my front door shows my package being delivered. Couple minutes later, four kids from the neighbor run across my lawn and toss the package in a drawstring bag then take off on their bikes. I assume they were following the mail truck and knicking packages.
I know all but one of these kids by name from their faces, my camera's gave me pretty high quality video of them and none of them were disguised as my cameras aren't very visible. I know where they live as well. This was a very expensive order and it's also a very dangerous drug that I don't think these kids know the potency of. They are only 15-16 and don't want them to get it confuses with cocaine or something which they've never seen and just assume they can go sledding.
What can I do?
11:49 - Moray Eel: fentanyl is a product of poppys and painkillers that binds to your nerves and erodes them if the molecular composition isn't exact
11:50 - table: uh
11:50 - table: walk up to them
11:50 - table: and say
11:50 - table: YO THAT SHIT ISNT A DRUG GIVE IT BACK
11:50 - table: grow a fucking pair of balls
11:51 - Moray Eel: At this point I've given up, I don't see me trying desperately to get the package and causing an argument helping me in any way, and at this point I feel its lost. Moved my microgram scale, medical garments and respirator, cash and other supplies to a discreet cache, fully sanitized my entire packing room and got rid of all my other drugs I had in the house and have removed pretty much any evidence necessary, might be deleting these posts but I don't find it necessary yet. Not for the kids safety or that I have any actual regard for their well being as they have lost me several thousand dollars in potential profit, but I'm only hoping they flushed the shit or that the kid texts his friends and tells them the 'dangerous research chemicals' aren't coke.
11:51 - Moray Eel: Not for the kids safety or that I have any actual regard for their well being as they have lost me several thousand dollars in potential profit, but I'm only hoping they flushed the shit or that the kid texts his friends and tells them the 'dangerous research chemicals' aren't coke.
11:52 - Moray Eel: [–]Bagsofmilkeh420 32 points 1 day ago
Wow those kids are gonna snort that shit and OD most likely

[–]DisabledNeckbeard 22 points 1 day ago
It'll be a good lesson for them. You don't commit a federal crime and fuck with other peoples mail.
11:52 - table: what the fuck
11:52 - Moray Eel: u like
11:52 - table: fucking sociopaths
11:52 - Moray Eel: the rational chinese research chemical dealer
11:52 - Moray Eel: like i said
11:53 - Moray Eel: 99% of the bitcoin's "price" is propped up from shit like this
11:53 - table: "i don't care about these kids' lives because i lost 1 or 2 thousand dollars because of them because i physically cant walk up and ask for it back"
11:53 - Moray Eel: because you can't by anything else with it except maybe sweatshop sourced combs
11:53 - table: "im going to blame them and not myself"
11:53 - table: and people AGREED with him
11:53 - table: thats like
11:53 - table: i hope he fucking gets caught
11:53 - Moray Eel: no you see
11:54 - Moray Eel: obviously the rational outcome is
11:54 - Moray Eel: to sell your psuedo chemical weapon to people on the street for a thousand dollars per unit
11:54 - Moray Eel: the teenagers stealing said psuedo chemical weapon you bought online from a smog factory in china is actually bad
11:54 - table: you know
11:54 - table: if the kids knew it wasnt a drug
11:54 - table: and stole it just to help out society
11:55 - table: i'd be totally on their side
11:55 - table: but
11:55 - table: i know kids
11:55 - table: they're going to gather around it like the witch doctor tribe
11:55 - table: and snort it
11:55 - table: because its a white powder
11:55 - table: and white powder = coke
11:55 - Moray Eel: my vague white powder is better than your white powder
11:56 - Moray Eel: do you want a real chinese research chemical story
11:56 - table: please tell me
11:56 - Moray Eel: okay
11:56 - Moray Eel: first notice the name of the very safe chemical used for recreational purpose
11:56 - Moray Eel: 5-MAPB
11:56 - table: thats not a very promising name for a chemical
11:57 - Moray Eel: not crack
11:57 - Moray Eel: not cocaine
11:57 - Moray Eel: not weed
11:57 - Moray Eel: just
11:57 - Moray Eel: literally a random combination of numbers and letters
11:57 - Moray Eel: okay
11:57 - Moray Eel: pardon the formatting but here it is
11:57 - Moray Eel: I think the mapb in our last batch was contaminated with acety-fentanyl or some other very potient opiod

Fiance and I took about 250mg each and 20 minutes in I noticed she was having trouble staying lucid and seemed to be nodding off while talking

She kept saying how sleepy she was and itchy her body was

I realized some bad bad shit was about to go down

Kept telling her to stay awake and keep talking to me, eventually she collapsed unconscious

Very jerky breathing

I'm so high at this point I can't see straight and so physically weak I can't hold her upright

Basically sat there for 20 minutes trying fruitlessly to get her up and conscious before realizing that I was soon about to pass out too and if I went under we were both dead.

So I started screaming and crying and begging her to wake up and someone to help us.

Eventually there were knocks on the door but I couldn't unlock it. I kept screaming "KICK IT IN, DEAR GOD JUST KICK IT IN PLEASE MY FIANCE IS GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T

I fucked myself up really bad trying to open the door but falling everywere. Cuts and bruises all over, trashed the apartment, broke a water pipe through a wall with my head

Died 3 times.

Body started breaking down muscle tissue and dumping toxins into my bloodstream

Severe liver and renal failure, really bad rhadbomyolosis

I have only partial use of both of my arms and It feels like ive been hit by a truck but I'm going to make it. Fiance was fine, they gave her Narcofan and she snapped right back up.

Be careful.
11:57 - table: if something has more syllabols than you have fingers or doesn't have a proper name
11:57 - table: you should avoid that shit
11:58 - table: LIKE
11:58 - table: NO DUDE
11:58 - table: YOUR SHIT WASNT CONTAIMINATED
11:58 - table: ITS CALLED
11:58 - table: 5-MAPB
11:58 - table: THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH OF A FUCKING CLUE
11:58 - Moray Eel: there is actually more to this story
11:58 - table: TO KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO INGEST THAT SHIT
11:59 - Moray Eel: now
11:59 - Moray Eel: same person after the recovery
11:59 - Moray Eel: D_A_R_E_ 10 points 10 hours ago [quote]

Did you buy this product off any of the DNMs? And if so, which vendor?


[–]entheogenicpersona[S] 15 points 10 hours ago

Montfort off of Agora. Used him many time in the past, favorite vendor of mine with no issues.

I can only guess somehow some of the opiods he sells got mixed in with my MAPB.

Still a solid vendor though don't want to dampen his rep.
11:59 - Moray Eel: DNM= dark net market
11:59 - table: Still a solid vendor though don't want to dampen his rep.
11:59 - Moray Eel: yes
11:59 - table: FUCKING
11:59 - table: IDIOT
11:59 - table: YOU ALMOST DIED
11:59 - table: AND YOU'RE STILL GOING
12:00 - Moray Eel: no you see
11:59 - table: WITH THAT SHIT
11:59 - table: NO NO
12:00 - Moray Eel: the last 6 times i was still alive
12:00 - table: HE DIDNT ALMOST DIE
12:00 - table: ACCORDING TO HIM
12:00 - table: HE DIED
12:00 - table: 3 FUCKING TIMES
12:00 - table: 3
12:00 - table: 3
12:00 - table: 3
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12:00 - Moray Eel: i bet he did
12:00 - Moray Eel: now
12:00 - Moray Eel: do you want the market log from the very good vendor whose rep should not be dampened
12:00 - table: i dont need to see it to know how bad it is
12:00 - Moray Eel: it's worse
12:00 - Moray Eel: Customer ordered 10g of acetylfentanyl and 100g of methylone from my shop. I forwarded the order to my provider. My provider didn't ship 10g of acecetylfentanyl and 100g of methylone...he shipped 10g acetylfentanyl and ANOTHER 100g of acetylfentanyl. Been using him for over 500 orders without a problem... Customer didn't notice for some reason that both the bags contained the same powder and that the "methylone" was a tan powder instead of being a yellow crystal. received a message after he finalized: "this methylone is obviously contaminated, my buddy used it and he's in the hospital now" I started to investigate as the methylone is always extremly appreciated. Then the day after, received another message "hey bro...sorry to bother but this aint methylone. there's 12 people in hospital now. can i get a refund" I contacted provider who recognised mistake and told me he had shipped acetylfentanyl instead and apologized and agreed to send 200g of methylone for free to compensate. Customer still left 5/5 tough so i guess he was happy to get free 100g acetylfentanyl and methylone despite his buddies almost getting killed by my provider's shit. Luckily, everyone recovered. Now that im looking back at the story 1 month later, kinda made me lol imagining an unsuspecting customer wanting a soft MDMA trip and ending up in an hospital bed overdosing on research heroin, wanted to share the anecdote. Still feeling sorry for them, tough. Damn chinese, too.
12:00 - table: what the fuck is that
12:01 - table: acetylfentanyl
12:01 - Moray Eel: My provider didn't ship 10g of acecetylfentanyl and 100g of methylone...he shipped 10g acetylfentanyl and ANOTHER 100g of acetylfentanyl. Been using him for over 500 orders without a problem... Customer didn't notice for some reason that both the bags contained the same powder and that the "methylone" was a tan powder instead of being a yellow crystal. received a message after he finalized: "this methylone is obviously contaminated, my buddy used it and he's in the hospital now" I started to investigate as the methylone is always extremly appreciated
12:01 - Moray Eel: u like
12:01 - table: introducting the hottest new drug
12:01 - table: dheheryskdlyosphyl
12:01 - Moray Eel: it turns out in a plot twist
12:01 - Moray Eel: the chinese research chemical was contaminated with another chinese research chemical
12:01 - Moray Eel: and nobody along the way noticed
12:01 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - table: there's 12 people in hospital now.
12:02 - Moray Eel: yes
12:02 - table: WHAT
12:02 - table: WHAT
12:02 - table: WHAT
12:02 - table: HOW DO YOU NOT REPORT THIS SHIT
12:02 - table: YOU'VE HOSPITALIZED
12:02 - table: 12 PEOPLE
12:02 - table: OFF A SINGLE MISTAKE
12:02 - Moray Eel: i'll tell you why
12:02 - table: WHY
12:02 - table: WHY
12:02 - Moray Eel: libertarians
12:02 - table: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS
12:02 - table: NO
12:02 - Moray Eel: sole philosophy is
12:02 - table: DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT
12:02 - Moray Eel: FUCK YOU GOT MINE
12:02 - table: THEY THINK ANYTHINGS OK AS LONG AS YOU DONT HURT PEOPLE
12:02 - Moray Eel: actually
12:02 - table: THEY HOSPITALIZEDE
12:02 - Moray Eel: yes
12:02 - table: 12
12:02 - table: PEOPLE
12:02 - table: 12
12:03 - Moray Eel: that is the EXACT philosophy
12:03 - Moray Eel: turns out they are the biggest proponents of bitcoin
12:03 - table: SO BY THEIR OWN PHILOSOPHY
12:03 - table: THIS WAS WRONG
12:03 - table: BECAUSE 12
12:03 - table: FUCKING
12:03 - table: PEOPLE
12:03 - table: GOT HURT
12:03 - Moray Eel: no
12:03 - Moray Eel: it wasn't wrong
12:03 - Moray Eel: because to them
12:03 - Moray Eel: online drug markets are harm reduction
12:03 - Moray Eel: nothing wrong occured
12:03 - Moray Eel: and yes, this is 100% on the nail
12:04 - table: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
12:04 - table: OBIVOUSLY FUCKING NOT
12:04 - table: IF YOU HAVE TO STICK
12:04 - table: 12
12:04 - table: PEOPLE
12:04 - table: IN A HOSPITABLE
12:04 - Moray Eel: no you see
12:04 - Moray Eel: FREE MARKET
12:04 - Moray Eel: FREE
12:04 - table: BECAUSE OF SAID ONLINE MARKET
12:04 - Moray Eel: MARKET
12:04 - Moray Eel: also in a final slap across the balls
12:05 - Moray Eel: it turns out that drug market was one of the most honest bitcoin exchanges
12:05 - table: HAH
12:05 - table: HAHAHAH
12:05 - Moray Eel: they actually gave refunds to people when they had a fuck up
12:05 - table: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:05 - table: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
12:05 - table: did they compensate
12:05 - table: the 12 people
12:05 - Moray Eel: no
12:05 - table: THATS NOT FUCKING HONEST THEN
12:05 - table: THEY'RE OUT FOR $
12:05 - Moray Eel: no you see
12:05 - Moray Eel: one the most honest bitcoin exchanges/traders
12:05 - table: fucking sociopaths
12:05 - Moray Eel: was an online illegal black market drug market
12:05 - Moray Eel: and not instead say
12:06 - Moray Eel: a legitimate bitcoin exchange out in the open
12:06 - table: literally
12:06 - table: the scum of the earth
12:06 - Moray Eel: is there a term for this
12:06 - Moray Eel: compounding?
12:06 - table: you know that grime that forms under cracks that arent cleaned
12:06 - table: that's them
12:06 - Moray Eel: so yes
12:07 - Moray Eel: keep in mind that when the price of bitcoin is over $1000 dollars
12:07 - Moray Eel: supposedly
12:07 - Moray Eel: it's almost entirely propped up from things like this
12:07 - Moray Eel: *not counting ransomeware attacks, money laundering, or an exchange fiddling with the value
12:08 - Moray Eel: so in essence
12:08 - Moray Eel: do not touch the poop
12:08 - Moray Eel: laugh at the poop
12:08 - Moray Eel: and maybe get the cops involved if somebody starts swallowing the poop