Decisions

>preparing for big meeting in 10 minutes
>have to give presentation for your boss
>super nervous
>go through your bag to make sure you have everything you need
>laptop, connection cable, handouts, fluffy pony...
>do double take
>"Surprise!"
>fluffy pony starts to cheer triumphantly, babbling how it missed you so much
>you are not prepared
>need to find someone to watch fluffy pony, fast
>only can think of three options
>option 1: cute girl who works across from you. You've been crushing on her forever. She would definitely help you and it gives you an opportunity to say hi to her. She loves fluffy ponies, but she gets weirded out by male fluffy pony owners. She probably wouldn't want to talk to you much if you told her about your fluffy pony.
>option 2: your bro who works in accounting. You two talk all day about how much you love your fluffy ponies and how cute they are. He would definitely help out and be discrete about it. But, you always have your fears about him. He goes through a new fluffy pony every week. You're not sure if he's just a bad caregiver or if he's one of the wierdo's that makes the cute girl you like freak out about male fluffy pony owners. In the time you leave fluffy pony with him, he may do unspeakable things to her.
>option 3: leave fluffy pony in your bag for the presentation and hope nobody notices. Highly unlikely that will work though.