Mario's Stupid Letter Thing

First off, I hate my Italian teacher for giving me this as an assignment...it stinks... Hey, at least I get full credit for translating it right?...Maybe?...No?...

If you guys for some really ODD reason want this assignment, here it is:
	- Write a letter to a special someone as a secret admirer. Do not reveal your name.
	- Describe your personality traits and physical traits.
	- Write what you like about this person and why using at least 4 adjectives.
	- Include at least 3 of the new vocab words.
	- Cornier =  Moar Points (She said this, yes... :P)

Obviously, you guys can't do some of these and/or translate it into Italian. Also, you don't have to do it in that EXACT order.

In the "magical" words of Mario,

Dear Elaura Bodewig,
	You are the love of my life though i shall remain annonomous. You are an extremely beautiful woman and I at times can't keep my eye's off of you. Your long beautiful  brown hair that feels as if it was made of silk, you're precious blue eyes that i can't stop staring deeply  into because it feels as if i'm looking at the ocean that is forever on going which at times i get lost in them. The smile you have is ever so amazing just seeing it makes me happy to be alive in so many ways that i can't even begin to describe the way i feel. Though i will say the absolute best thing about you is your super sweet and kind personality, and how you are shy at times but it's so adoralbe that i just want to hug you an never let go. Also last but not least how cute and petite your body is, it's as if god him self sculped it to create a pefect body for some one that looks almost like an angel. These are all the great things about you that i love so dearly. For me though I am a loving and caring person and i'm always there for the people that i like. I am a tall, well built person and loves to have an adventure and travel if i get the chance. I at times can be a major romantic but when needed to be serious i can be. For this is my love letter to you and i hope that one day we can be together.
By, A secret admirer

In the words of a grammar Nazi,

Dear Elaura Bodewig,
	You are the love of my life, though I shall remain anonymous. You are an extremely beautiful woman and I, at times, can't keep my eyes off of you. Your long, beautiful, brown hair that feels as if it was made of silk, your precious blue eyes that I can't stop staring deeply into because it feels as if i'm looking at the ocean that is forever ongoing which, at times, I get lost in them. The smile you have is ever so amazing! just seeing it makes me happy to be alive in so many ways that I can't even begin to describe the way I feel. Though I will say, the absolute best thing about you is your super sweet and kind personality. Also, I love how you are shy at times but it's so adorable that I just want to hug you and never let go. Also, last but not least, how cute and petite your body is. It's as if god himself sculpted it to create a perfect body for someone that looks almost like an angel. These are all the great things about you that I love so dearly. For me though, I am a loving and caring person and i'm always there for the people that I like. I am a tall, well built person and I love to have an adventure and travel if I get the chance. I, at times, can be a major romantic but when needed to be serious I can be. For this is my love letter to you and I hope that one day we can be together.

											By, A secret admirer.

Italian Homework is easy to me. Howev+er, it's time to translate all this bullcrap...w/o Google Translate. I also need to shorten it :P

Shortened/Cut Italian Edition:

Cara Elaura Bodewig,
	Tu sei il mio tesoro. Tu sei molto bellissima. Mi piacciono i tuoi capelli lunghi e castani. Mi piacciono i tuoi occhi blu.  Tu sei molto simpatica sempre. Tu sei spiritoso spesso. Io sono alto e forte. Io sono studioso e giovane. Buon San Valentino. Ti'amo.
											By, A Secret Admirer.

All in all, Mario cannot into grammar. Also, Mario is a good slave for homework and I get to spread his shit around the internet. Oh well...he doesn't care...more surprised really... http://prntscr.com/2u0vye Some of the stuff he writes is pretty creepy...um...yea... By the way, this wasn't supposed to be public but oh well. Pastebin is Pastebin.

PS: Pastebin, Y U NO HAVE WORKING LINKS?

@Disbelievers
Thought this wasn't Mario?
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