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Princess Luna's gas

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Jul 28th, 2014
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  1. Today, was the day Luna was supposed to be in a long meeting, and when I say long, I mean 5 hours. It also happened to be
  2. the day after luna had eaten two can's of beans, and she could feel the effects starting.
  3.  
  4. Luna woke up with some stomach pain, but she thought nothing of it, yet, so she started getting ready for today's meeting,
  5. she brushed her teeth, went to the bathroom (peed, pooped), ate, then she was walking into the meeting when, her stomach
  6. growled, and she realized what her stomach pain was, it was gas. It was too late to get rid of it now, she was at the doors
  7. of the meeting room.
  8.  
  9. "Welcome, Princess Luna! Nice to see you!"
  10.  
  11. "You too"
  12.  
  13. "So, how long is this meeting again?"
  14.  
  15. "Five hours"
  16.  
  17. Surely I can not hold it in for five hours! - Thought princess luna
  18.  
  19. "And when is the first break?"
  20.  
  21. "There isn't one"
  22.  
  23. By this point, luna was freaking out, she knew she can't hold it in for five hours, let alone half an hour
  24.  
  25. Luna sat down, next to her sister, Celestia
  26.  
  27. "Hey, luna!"
  28.  
  29. "Hello, sister"
  30.  
  31. -20 minutes passed-
  32.  
  33. Luna had to have consent control over her anus, keeping it closed at all times. By this point, even a small sneeze could
  34. be strong enough to make her lose her control. Thats when it all when downhill, her nose itched, badly
  35.  
  36. "sister" luna said, whispering "my nose itches, can you help me make it stop itching?"
  37.  
  38. "you want me to help you get rid of that itch? so like, help you sneeze?"
  39.  
  40. "that's not wha-" before luna could finish her sentence, celestia used a sneezing spell on luna
  41.  
  42. "Eh..Eh..EH..EATCHOOO!!" - luna sneezed louldy, but something else happened too
  43.  
  44. "Bless, you princess, you know its ok, just let all the gas out"
  45.  
  46. "Wouldn't that be rude to do in public?"
  47.  
  48. "Not at all, just let it out, its OK"
  49.  
  50. "If you insist"
  51.  
  52. Luna then, relaxed, letting her anus be relaxed too
  53.  
  54. *PPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT* - luna farted
  55.  
  56. "So, that was OK do to in meetings?"
  57.  
  58. "Yes, celestia does it all the time"
  59.  
  60. "Like now?" says celestia
  61.  
  62. Celestia leans to the side
  63.  
  64. *Ptfffffffftftftfpfpfpptptpftpftprptptfrtrftppt*
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