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- I have to stress, this was not written by me, I was just put in charge of compiling it and posting in a FlutterRape Thread a while back. Thought it should be available to view. Written by various CircleJerk contributors
- >Day fooly-cooly in Equestria
- >Not the anime
- >It was wierd
- >No, today is the day you finally get to meet that Princess Celestia twi's been going on about with such reverance
- >And you've been asked, strictly, to avoid the foolish behavior you've been known to exhibit
- >In other words, you've been forced to leave behind your beloved rubber chicken.
- >Ah that rubber chicken
- >Your sole companion from the world of man
- >You'd taken to calling him ... Dave
- >He was your favorite instrument of mayhem, and it helped keep the forces of Flutterrape at bay.
- >With his flippy-floppy powers of distraction and defense, no-pony had been able to get their hooves on your goods
- >Pinkie was always mesmerized by its rubbery floppiness
- >You caught her and Dave together after a couple of bottles of wine
- >It was surprisingly sexy
- >You are considering letting her take him on a date after you all get back
- >And pulling a Fluttershy (Stalking)
- >For science of course
- >Strictly for science
- >Back to the plot
- >You've spent the last few days packing your stuff, and now that you're finally ready for the trip, you have some time to kill
- >You kill time the same way you kill all your problems
- >With copious amounts of liquor
- >This has it's benefits and drawbacks
- >However, the time gets away from you, and halfway through your second bottle of tequila (with some hot sauce because you're not a pussy) there is a knock at your door
- >LET YOUR DRUNKEN WRATH BE UNLEASHED UPON THE TRESPASSER!
- >You run to the door
- >And instead of opening it [spoiler]like a pussy[/spoiler] you pull your head back and slam into it
- “Fuck your shit, door!”
- >Because you're just that cool, the door splits in half straight down the middle, and standing there in shock is...
- >Apple Bloom
- >She will not be spared
- >"Uh... Anon... What's goin-"
- >You take hold of the amazing yellow mini-mini-horse, and with all of your considerable might, throw her into the great blue oblivion
- >You watch as she sails into the distance...
- >That's definitely a three-pointer
- >"Hey mang, mayhaps you should've asked what she wanted?"
- “Shut up, Dave. You're a rubber chicken, you're not suppose to talk”
- >Now that you're out of your comfy armchair, you might as well start your drunken rampage.
- >You flail your arms as you stagger towards town
- >It makes you feel like Godzilla
- >You've brought some Pretzels so that you can further this self-illusion by imagining you're eating tree trunks
- >Ponies flee in terror from your majestic countenance
- >And because you're drunk
- >They are smart to do so
- >You bellow a tremendous roar to assert your dominance
- >The few who freeze in fear are not spared their fate
- >Some pony has the audacity to roar back!
- >You look around for the foolish equine who has just thrown away their life...
- >...It's Fluttershy
- >You pick up the foolish flutter flyer, and aim for the nearest blackhole
- >"Y-you could wreck my Tokyo any day, Anon..."
- >and then some jackass ruined it
- >Suddenly, there is a bright light behind you...
- >You turn around ready to face the newest challenger, only to see something glorious!
- >"Anonymous? You are late for our appointment!"
- >Princess Celestia in her divine splendour glares at you
- >You are manhandling one of the heroes of destiny.
- >You are drunk
- >And you are late
- "...Tequila was involved.”
- >"Anon... You know the punishment for angering me..."
- "N-no! I didn't mean it! Please!"
- >"Ten hours in the >rape dungeon!"
- >Princess Celestia's horn glows with a pearlescent light
- >Her magic washes over you
- >You find yourself in a room
- >Wat do?
- >A. Kill yourself faget
- >B. Masturbate furiously
- >Princess Celestia walks into the dungeon.
- >"I've decided that you're in need of something more drastic. Prepare yourself!"
- >Princess Celestia's horn shines once more.
- >you try to prepare yourself
- >You feel your body contort in ways that it was never meant to
- >Agonizing pain shoots through every fiber of your being.
- >Then as suddenly as it began, it leaves
- >It's oddly [spoiler]ERAHTIK[/spoiler]
- "W-what have you done to me...?"
- >You look at your body.
- >Horrible white wings sprout from your back.
- >A horn projects itself from your forehead.
- "N-no! I'm an alicorn! NO! MY CHARACTER IS RUINED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- >Your wings are so pretty.
- >BAD END
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