Dolan meets the fluffies

> b dolan
> teh best fukken duk 2 evr liv
> go round tawn looking 4 gooby
> gon put ur duk dick in hes ass
> gon be rel funneh
> sudenlly smaw flufy pnoy shos up
> “Fwend? Huggies?”
> “holy fuk wtf is dat” u say
> is smaw an gren an shit
> sudenlly gooby
> “hay dolan”
> “gooby wtf is dat”
> “dat mai flufy” he sez
> u lok @ gooby den flufy
> “wtf is flufy”
> “flufy reel cuet pnoy wit fluf an stuf”
> “Fwuffy wuv daddeh!” da litle shit sez an huegs goobys leg
> “dat not pnoy. dat retiurded pig-shep-ting”
> “fak u dolan, is not”
> not kno wut do
> “who teh fuk wuld wan flufy execpt retiurd”
> “evry1. I haz most.” sez gooby
> “daddeh get fwuffy wots and wots of fwends!” the shit sez
> “fien” u say an walk way, all diveyous an shit
> latr u fill up ur pool wit watur
> an maek spergetty taril 2 ur haws
> how u kno flufys like spergetty?
> cuz u dolan an u fakin smart
> fluffy fagets cum 4 spergettys and dron in pool
> lol
> den u cut dem up all grusum an make sexyz wit wats left
> gooby appochez, cryn lik bish
> “fak u dolan y u do dis”
> “cuz u stpud hogbuxer faget”
> gooby sniffs and crys sum moar. Lolfag
> “an im abusfag” u say
TEH END

(Authors note: You guys will never fully comprehend the amount of braincells I lost writing this. Seriously. It’s like I committed mental suicide for half an hour.)