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  1.                                                              
  2.                                  `-+oo+:``                                
  3.                              .++.:hmhhmm+-s+.                              
  4.                           `:hMM+   .dh.   +MMy-                            
  5.                   .:/+oyhNMMMMm`  `smNo`  `NMMMNhs+:-.`                    
  6.                  sMMMMMMMMMMMMs   - ym`:   mMMMMMMMMMMMNm:                
  7.                 `NMMMMMMMMMMMMy    .NM+   `NMMMMMMMMMMMMMm                
  8.                 oMMMMMMMMMMMMMm`   +MMh  `-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.                
  9.                `mMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:`  yMMN```yMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/                
  10.                -MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm` `dMMM.`:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMy`              
  11.                sMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMd.`mMMM-.mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm`              
  12.               `NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMd-mMMM+mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN.              
  13.               +MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM+              
  14.               hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMy              
  15.              `NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm              
  16.              -MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN`              
  17.              /MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.              
  18.              sMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/              
  19.              oMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/              
  20.               oMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:              
  21.                -dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMh/              
  22.                  -yNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMd+.                
  23.                    `oMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMh+.                    
  24.                     /MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm                      
  25.                     sMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN`                      
  26.                     mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-                      
  27.                    .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/                      
  28.                    +MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM+                      
  29.                    yMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMy                      
  30.                    mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm                      
  31.                    `-hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMds+                      
  32.                      sMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/                        
  33.                      +MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.                        
  34.                      :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN                        
  35.                      `MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMh                        
  36.                       dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs                        
  37.                       sMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:                        
  38.                       /MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm`                        
  39.                       `NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMo                          
  40.                        hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-                          
  41.                        /MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMy                          
  42.                        `NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-  
  43.  
  44. Anonymous #OpSyria
  45.  
  46. Congratulations Mr. Assad!
  47. You have now received the undivided attention of Anonymous.
  48.  
  49. As we know from your parliamentary speeches against the peaceful protest in Syria, you like a good
  50. laugh. We do too. So here’s a joke we wanted to share.
  51.  
  52. Bashar al-Assad walks into an interview, and gets asked about his pre-dictator life as an eye doctor. Why
  53. did he choose that profession? Because, our Bashar tells Vogue Magazine, “it’s very precise, it’s almost
  54. never an emergency, and there is very little blood.”
  55.  
  56. Then, Bashar turns around to find himself in the midst of a general protest spreading across all Syria,
  57. sends out his mercenaries to take care of the greatest emergency of his “Presidential” career, and
  58. suddenly there is a whole lot of blood.
  59.  
  60. Good joke, no?
  61.  
  62. No. Mr. Assad, your unwillingness to heed the Syrian peoples’ calls for reform, your censorship of the
  63. internet and media blockade, and your insistence on using brute force against peaceful demonstrators
  64. is no joke. You have kidnapped young men and women in the light of day and dark of night, you have
  65. tortured children and old men with everything from meat processors to electric tasers, you have
  66. murdered countless innocent civilians on the streets and in your dungeons, and you have gone as far as
  67. to bomb Syrian neighborhoods with army tanks.
  68.  
  69. We, Anonymous, guardians of the lulz, cannot accept a joke as bad as this. That is why we have set up
  70. #OpSyria.
  71.  
  72. We are warning you, Mr. Assad, to stop terrorizing the Syrian people, to stop censoring the internet, and
  73. to open up the country to the international media. If you do not do so then we are going to dismantle
  74. the Syrian government’s online network.
  75.  
  76. Your fate is in your hands at the moment – one more wrong move and it’s in ours. This is not a joke. This
  77. is real.
  78.  
  79. All those against censorship and injustice, join us. United we stand against the oppression of freedom and,
  80. as always, the lulz.
  81.  
  82.                                         Knowledge is free.
  83.                                         We are Anonymous.
  84.                                         We are Legion.
  85.                                         We do not forgive.
  86.                                         We do not forget.
  87.                                         Expect us.
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