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- >Day who even knows in Equestria,
- >Ruled over by the princess Celestia.
- >But something is wrong,
- >they all want your dong,
- >and compared to back home, they're molestier.
- >Then Fluttershy took it too far.
- >Broke your leg with a slab of rebar.
- >"Is your fetish gore?"
- >Then, while you screamed on the floor,
- >from up above descended a star!
- >A stalwart ally to help in your fight -
- >Princess Luna, of Moon and of Night!
- >She'd chase off your foes,
- >for a pet on the nose!
- >Although a belly rub'd go down alright.
- >"Fair Anon," she called as she wept
- >"At restoration I'm more than adept!"
- >Your leg she did mend
- >for she was a friend
- >And her price, something you'd accept.
- >Together, on the sofa, you lay.
- >Recounting your horrible day.
- >And then did you kiss her
- >And say how you'd miss her
- >if she left, then she let out a neigh.
- >Your feelings, it appeared, were shared.
- >For each other, the both of you cared.
- >Within months were you wed
- >Then weeks together 'abed'.
- >She was so glad that you never flared!
- >The yellow menace was never forgotten.
- >For inside her, something was rotten.
- >She became a creature most vile,
- >Spreading her hate and bile
- >across the land, from top down to bottom.
- >The media refused to take a side
- >Their princess, they could not deride.
- >And then your enemy
- >For all of her enmity
- >Was still a treasure and national pride.
- >You and your love did flee.
- >Across all the land and the sea.
- >And when you thought you were blessed,
- >with some hard fought for rest,
- >They caught you. At the edge of the quay.
- >Exhausted, you couldn't bother to try.
- >You and your lady, both inquired why
- >After all of this time
- >And through all the rhyme
- >You still ended up, fucking Fluttershy.
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