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01 YES
02 NO
03  FOOD FOOD I NEED FOOD
04 WOOD, PLEASE
05 GOLLLLD PLEEASSSEE
06 GIMME STONE
07 AHH
08 ALL HAIL
09 OOOH
10 BACK TO AGE 1
11 HERB LAUGH
12 BEING RUSHED
13 BLAME YOUR ISP
14 START THE GAME
15 DON'T POINT THAT THING
16 ENEMY SIGHTED
17 IT IS GOOD
18 I NEED A MONK
19 LONG TIME NO SIEGE
20 MY GRANNY
21 NICE TOWN I'LL TAKE IT
22 QUIT TOUCHIN
23 RAIDING PARTY
24 DADGUM
25 SMITE ME
26 THE WONDER
27 YOU PLAY 2 HOURS
28 YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY
29 ROGGAN
30 WOLOLO
31 ATTACK AN ENEMY NOW
32 CEASE CREATING EXTRA VILLAGERS
33 CREATE EXTRA VILLAGERS
34 BUILD A NAVY
35 STOP BUILDING A NAVY
36 WAIT FOR MY SIGNAL TO ATTACK
37 BUILD A WONDER
38 GIVE ME YOUR EXTRA RESOURCES
39 ALLY
40 ENEMY
41 NEUTRAL
42 WHAT AGE ARE YOU IN

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AUSIN POWERS TAUNTS
43 (EVIL LAUGH)
44 MR. PRESIDENT IN 12 HOURS I'LL DESTROY W
45 DANGER
46 THROW ME A BONE
47 NO CAUSE FOR ALARM
48 YOU SHAGADELIC... OH BEHAVE...
49 LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MR BIGGLESWORTH

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SCOOBY TAUNTS
50 A MONSTER ARMY HAS INVADED
51 ALELULIA
52 FART-SORRY
53 FREE MINERS
54 HELPLESS AND TERRIFIED
55 HOW TO DESTROY MONSTERS
56 I TRUST AND LIKE U
57 I WOULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT
58 IM NOT A LOOSER
59 LETS DO IT AGAIN
60 MOST TERRIFING DAY OF MY LIFE
61 MY HEROS
62 NO TRUST U
63 OH BROTHER NOT AGAIN
64 OH CRAP
65 PYSYCO STREET
66 SEXY MUSIC
67 SOON YOULL ALL BE DEAD
68 SORRY YOUR CANCELED
69 STOP THEM.DESTROY THERE CITIE
70 TA DAA ACHOO
71 THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES
72 THINK WE LOST EM
73 WE HATED EACH OTHER
74 WELL LET YOU LIVE
75 WERE GONNA DIE
76 WERE SCREW UPS
77 WHAT HAPPENED
78 WHO DO U THINK U ARE
79 YOU GUYS OK
80 YOUR FASTER THEN ME

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LAUGHING TAUNTS
81 WICKED
82 BAD CACKLE
83 CHUCKLE
84 DEEP SPOOKY
85 GOODLAFF
86 ROBOT HA HA HA
87 VINCENT PRICE
88 EVIL LAUGH
89 BEVUS
90 CHUCKLE (ACE VENTURA)
91 FUNNY LAUGH
92 MED LAUGH
93 SILLY GIGGLE
94 HAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHA
95 OF DEATH
96 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
97 HA HA HA WEEEE HA HAH AH
98 (SIMP)(BUR) Laughter
99 (SIMP) LISA LAUGH
100 (SIMP) HA HA




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FUTURAMA
101 NOBOOZE
102 YOU SPINELESS WHIMP
103 OLDMAN
104 PARENTS
105 ROBOT

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ITS A BUGS LIFE
106 WERE TRAINED PROFESIONALS
107 WERE GONNA KNOCK THEM DEAD
108 WELL YOU CAME THOUGH
109 WE ARE THE GREATEST WARIOR
110 THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH
111 ONCE AGAIN OUR REP PRECEEDS US
112 HOW DARE U
113 HEY EVERY BODY IM BACK
113 HEY EVERY BODY IM BACK

BILL & TED
115 NO WAY
116 EXCELLENT
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117 WE HAVE NUKE
118 THE OSBURNES
119 LETS HAVE A WAR WITH UK
120 SADAM SPEACH
121 ITS THE OLD DECOY TRICK
122 IM NOT AN ALIEN
123 ID RATHER NOT DO IT
124 I WANNA WAR
125 HERES THE PROOF SADAM
126 GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
127 AT LAST IM THE KING
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SOUND EFFECTS
128 GUN SHOTS ...VICTORY IS MINE
129 BABY CRYING
130 AAAAAAAHHH
131 ANTICIPATE
132 BAGPIPES
133 BIG GUN SHOTS
134 BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
135 BOMB ..AWW CRAP
136 BUGLE CALL
137 CHAINSAW REVING
138 CHEARS...FROM CROWD
139 CHEAT
140 CHICKEN SOUND
141 COUGH
142 CROWD HOORAH
143 DONJON
144 DROWNING SOUND
145 DRUMS
146 EDDIE MURPHY DOES KUNG FU
147 FANFARE
148 FANFARE2
149 GONG
150 LAST POST
151 MAN SCREAMING
152 MEDIEVILTRUMPET BLAST
153 MORE BAGPIPES
154 SHOUTING
155 SNORE
156 SNORE2
157 THUNDER
158 TRUMPETS
159 WARNING
160 WOLVES HOWLING
161 WOMAN SCREEM
162 YEEEHAAA

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BEAVOUS AND BUTHEAD TAUNTS
163 I LIKE TO DESTROY STUFF
164 IS THAT ONE OF THOSE 976
165 SIR IM AFRAID IM GONNA HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS
166 PLEASE COME OUT..PLEASE
167 HEHE WHAT A DORK HEHEHE

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168 TAKE YOUR BOTTOM LIP AND PULL IT OVER YOUR HEAD
169 (MUPPETS) - SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY

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170 BUCKLE UP... YOUR GOING FOR A RIDE
171 BUD WEIS ER
172 BYE BYE BOYS
173 CANT DO THIS TO ME
174 CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY
175 C'MON - KILL ME - I'M HERE - I'M HERE


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BREAVEHEART TAUNTS
176 (BRAVEHEART) TAKEFREEDOM
177 READY4WAR
178 BRAVEHEART SPEECH
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MONTY PYTHON TAUNTS
179 LOOK YOU BLOODY BASTARD YOU GOT
180 CURSE1
181 YOU DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSING RAT
182 DONT COME OVER HIRE WITH THAT POSH
183 DEATHSTING
184 YOUR HEAD IS AS EMPTY AS..
185 LUCKY
186 NONE SHALL PASS
187 WATERY TART
188 NOT DEAD
189 ON SECOND THOUGHTS LETS NOT
190 SHUTUP AND GO AND CHANGE YOUR
191 WARNED YOU
192 WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEE
193 WHAT YA GONNA DO BLEED ON ME
194 WHO ARE THE BRITONS
195 YOU FIGHT WITH THE STRENGTH OF MANY
196 YOUR A LOONY
197 OH LORD BLESS THIS THINE HAND
198 WE ATTACK UNDER THE COVER OF
199 IS THERE A HISTORY OF INSANITY IN YOUR
200 LETS NOT BICKER AND ARGUE ABOUT
MONTY PYTHON TAUNTS CONT..


200 LETS NOT BICKER AND ARGUE ABOUT
201 ENGLISH PIG DOGS
202 RUN AWAY! RUN
203 ALBATROSS
204 ALWIGHT ALWIGHT WE'LL KILL HIM
205 BLOODY PLEASANTS!
206 BRAVE SIR ROBIN RAN AWAY
207 BRING OUT YER DEAD
208 DEATH AWAITS YE ALL WITH NASTY
209 FRENCH GUARD'S INSULTS IN MONTY
210 GO AWAY
211 HAVE LIVER
212 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU NO MORE
213 I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF
214 I'M GETTING BETTER. NO YOUR NOT
215 KNIGGETS


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MUSIC TAUNTS



216 (MONTY) MONK SONG
217 MC HAMMER - YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS
218 SMOKE ON THE WATER
219 WANT ACTION TONIGHT
220 USED TO TAKE 2 HOURS
221 THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA
222 MAHNAMAHNA
223 NEWDAWN
224 NICEDAY
225 NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY
226 QUEEN - WE WILL ROCK YOU
227 SAY ITS ME YOU WANT TO DISMEMBER
228 SOUTH PARK THEME SONG
229 STAR WARS DANCE
230 MARKY MARK IS HERE
231 MIGHTY WARRIOR
232 MADEIT
233 LITTLELATE
234 LETSDANCE
235 KUNGFOO
236 KHAN MUSIC
237 I'M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
238 IM ALIVE
239 I AM THE LAW
240 I'M A LOSER
241 I LIKE TO MOVE IT
242 I FEEL GOOD
243 HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA KICK
244 I DO I DO
245 HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY
246 HALLSARMY
247 GREEN JELLY - LET ME IN
248 SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF THE
249 DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO
250 PSYCHIC
251 RADETZKY
252 RED ALERT TAUNT
253 ROUND AFTER ROUND
254 SABRE_DANCE
255 SAVEME
256 SEX
257 SNAP - THE POWER2
258 STAN FREBERG-DAAAY OOO
259 STAYIN ALIVE
260 SURVIVOR
261 THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT
262 THE BEATLES - HELP
263 TOCCATA-ALL
264 TOM PETTY GOOD TO BE KING
265 TOO SEXY
266 TOPCAT_THEME
267 TWILIGHT ZONE THEME MUSIC
268 VIVALDI
269 WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
270 WE COME IN PEACE
271 WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE
272 WIPOUT
273 1WAR WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
274 1ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
275 20TH CENTURY FOX MOVIE
276 DUELING MUSIC
277 ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT
278 ANOTHER ONE BITE THE DUST
279 BAD BOYS MUSIC
280 BAD TO THE BONE
281 BARNEY AND FRIENDS
282 BEEP BEEP YEAHH
283 BEAUTIFUL
284 BELIVEINLOVE
285 BEVERLY HILLBILLIES INTRO SONG
286 BO WOW OH YIPPE
287 CLINT EASTWOOD
288 DANCETHENIGHT
289 MR SKY
290 DRAGNET
291 GIMME HOPE JOANNA
292 ELATED
293 EVIL IS HIS NAME
294 EXCALLIBER MUSIC
295 FBI
296 FLASH-QUEEN
297 FRANKENSTEIN
298 FUNNY CHINESE MEAL
299 GOODBADUGLY
300 WILD THING SPECIAL FRIEND
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CARTOON TAUNTS


301 ALMOST MADE A BOOBOO
302 QUICK SAVE ME PAL
303 HELP SAVE ME
304 I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
305 WELL BLOW ME DOWN
306 MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING
307 OH BOY THAT FELT GOOD
308 WATCH IT BUSTER
309 GUY COULD GET KILLED
310 MOTHER SAID THERE WOULD BE
311 DON'T BE BASHFUL
312 MY ARNT WE TOUCHY TODAY
313 MUAHAHAHA
314 FEAR CLUTCHES MY BREAST
315 BE QUIET WERE HUNTING ELMAS
316 READY OR NOT HERE I COME
317 HOHO VERY FUNNY
318 COMMON QUIT STALLING
319 LOOK HERE, I SAY LOOK HERE
320 GUESS THEIR EXCITED
321 I STILL GOT THE TOUCH
322 HEAVENS TO MERGATROIT
323 DID I HURT YOU
324 THIS MEANS WAR
325 VERY FUNNY
326 I HATE YOU
327 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
328 WHATS UP DOC
329 RUNNING AWAY WONT SAVE YA
330 SAKES I MEAN WOULDNT YA
331 NO THANKS NECESSARY MY
332 THERES SOMTHING SCREWY
333 ALRIGHT RASNECK LETS SEE
334 I LIKE HIM HES CRAZY
335 HANKERING FOR TROUBLE
336 YOU WOULDNT DARE
337 LOOK JUST GIVE ME A
338 THIS IS IT THE FINAL THE
339 IVE NEVER BEEN SO
340 WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO
341 OKAY HAVE IT YOUR WAY
342 PSST WHOEVERS IN CHARGE
343 YOUR DISPICIBLE
344 HEH DIDNT THINK I COULD DO
345 AINT YOU GOT NOTHIN BETTER
346 IT WILL TAKE HIM ALL DAY TO
347 OH YOU AGAIN
348 YEEEEH MR WISE GUY NOW
349 I CANNOT FIGHT NO MORE
350 NOW THE REAL GAME BEGINS
351 I WOULD NOT DO SUCH THINGS
352 VERYANGRY
353 DEPUTY DOGG
354 THEMS FIGHTING WORDS
355 MISSED ME
356 I WOULD NOT DO SUCH THINGS
357 BURP..EXCUSE ME
358 GO AWAY BOY YOUR BOTHERING ME
359 YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
360 A MASS TANTRUM A GOUPE OF SMALL CHILDREN WHO NEVER B4 BEEN TOLD NO
361 GOLD
362 HELP SOMEBODY SAVE ME
363 IF ONLY I COULD FIGURE A WAY
364 IF THEY TRY THAT ON ME ILL KICK
365 OK SOLDIER EXPLAIN YOUR ACTIONS
366 THIS PLANET AINT BIG ENOUGH
367 THIS U GOTTA SEE TO BELIEVE
368 WHAT U WANT WITH THESE GUYS
369 WHERES THE KABOOM
370 DO YOU FEEL LUCKY PUNK
371 FART EXCUSE ME
372 GOODLOOKIN
373 GUNS DONT KILL. THE GOVERMENT DOES
374 MAYBE I ORTA TIE THAT...
375 NO NO NO NOT THE RED ONE
376 OH GOOD GRIEF
377 PAINT
378 RUGHEAD
379 YOU BETTER CUT IT OUT OR I'LL POUND YOU
380 (CART) DID U MISS ME

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FAMILY GUY TAUNTS

381 TIRED OF BEING THE BAD GUY
382 STOP MOCKING ME
383 HOW ABOUT SHUTTING THE HELL UP
384 SILENCE - EVER SINCE YOU TOO MET YOU'VE
385 THERE'S TREACHERY AFOOT
386 THEY'RE DEAD YOU KNOW
387 TIME TO BE BAD
388 WELL WELL WE MEET AGAIN
389 WHAT ARE THEY PAYING YOU - I'LL DOUBLE IT
390 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
391 YOU ARE USELESS EVERY ONE OF YOU
392 YOU WILL BOW TO ME
393 GREAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS
394 ( MISS BEHAVED
395 ITS SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO
396 ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
397 NOW LOOK HERE
398 (FAMILY GUY) PISS OFF U WANKER





SOUTH PARK TAUNTS


398 FAREWELL MY FRIEND..I GOTO BETTER PLACE
399 WE KILLED KENNY
400 (CM) BEST FRIENDS
401 (CM) CHEESY POOFS
402 (CM) FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS YOU CAN REACH
403 (CM) GET YOUR AS TO JAIL
404 (CM) GOD DAM DUDE NOW IM MISSING NEW
405 (CM) HE THATS NOT SCARY.
406 (CM) HE'S DOING SOMETHING TO HIS
407 (CM) HI THERE WHAT U DOING
408 I AM A COP AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY
409 (CM) I HATE U.I WANT U TO DIE
410 (CM) I LOVE YOU GUYS
411 (CM) IMSORRY
412 (CM) IN THE GHETTO
413 (CM) ISNT THIS FUN
414 (CM) KYLE'S MOM
415 (CM) ME SO HORNY
416 (CM) MURDER
417 (CM) NO WAY DOOD WERE NOT STOPIN IN YOUR HOUSE
418 (CM) NOW IM PISSED OFF
419 (CM) OK
420 (CM) REVENGE IS SO VERY SWEET
421 (CM) SCREW YOU HIPPIE
422 (CM) UPHOLDING THE LAW IS
423 (CM) WELL GOOD JOB EINSTIEN WHY DON'T WE
424 (CM) WELL I'M PISSED OF
425 (CM) YOU GUYS YOUR SO FUNNY
426 (CM)) SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME.
427 (CM) MY UNCLE SAYS
428 (CM) NOO GOD NOOO
429 (CM) THAT HURT YOU BUTT
430 (CM) YOU GUYS SHUT UP IM NOT UNDER ALIEN CONTROL
431 (KY) LEAVE ME ALONE
432 (KY) NO SWEET JESUS
433 (KY) SOON THEY WANT MY BLOOD
434 (KY) TOO MUCH PRESSURE
435 (KY) I CANT SEE DUDE
436 (KY) KENNY DEATH GOLD FISH
437 (KY) OK
438 (KY) OMG KENNY KILLED DEATH
439 (KY) WE CANT WORK WITH THIS KID
440 (KY) WHEN IS MR HEAD COMMING
441 (KY) WOH DUDE
442 (KY) YOU BASTARD
443 (KY) YOU GO SIT IN FRONT OF THE TV AND EAT
444 (KY) KENNY DEATH PLANETARIUM
445 (KY) KYLES ASS
446 (KY) AISIAN CULTURE
447 (KY) ALIENS KILL KENNY
448 (KY) KICK THE BABY
449 (KY) STAN WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK
450 (MM) DRUGS
451 (MM) DRUGS ARE BAD
452 (MM) LSD IS BAD
453 (MM) MM TRIPPING
454 (MM) OK
455 (MM) WHERE AM I
456 (MM) FOR GODS SAKE GET ON WITH IT
457 (JIM) I DO THE ARSE KICKIN ROUND HERE
458 (JIM) LOOING FOR DEAR
459 (JIM) SPREAD EM
460 (JIM) THIN OUT THERE NUMBERS
461 (JIM) WHITE FLAG
462 (JIM) YOU JUST MADE A FATAL MISTAKE MISTER CANDYASS
463 (JIM) DAM THAT FROG
464 (JIM) ITS COMING RIGHT ,KICK
465 (OB) HARD JOB
466 (OB) HOW U KIDS DO IT
467 (OB) I NEED POOPIES
468 (OB) KEEP YUOUR EYES PEELED
469 (OB) MOVE ALONG
470 (MG) WERE DOOMED MR HEAD
471 (MG) THATS OK WITH US
472 (MG) MR TWIG IS GONE AND HE
473 (MG) MR TWIG SUCKS
474 (MG) SAY HI TO OFFICER
475 (MG) NOT OK
476 T&P) CHECK MY ARSE
477 (T&P) FARTING
478 (T&P)JIMBO
479 CHEF OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN
480 CHEF OK EVERYBODY GET IN A LINE SO I CAN
481 CHEF SALTY BALLS SONG
482 CHEF STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS
483 CHEF YOU AND ME SONG
484 CHEF NOTHING WORSE THEN WAKING UP NEXT TO A PIG
485 (JESUS) HI
486 (NURSE) MY DISORDER
487 (NURSE) SINGLED OUT
488 (NURSE)YOU FREEKS
489 AHH DOMT LET HIM TOUCH
490 AHHH
491 HIDI HI
492 I CANT TAKE THAT MUCH PRESSURE
493 I DONT BELIEVE THIS
494 I HAVENT GOT ALL DAY
495 KENNY SWEARING
496 LOADGUN
497 NO GO TO HELL
498 WHAT DID YOU SAY
499 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP
500 YOU WEEK PATHETIC FOOL
501 (MG) MR HEAD NOT COMMING BACK
502 AH, MAN THIS SUCKS
503 IF YOU SEE THIS 8 YR OLD BOY KILL HIM
504 IT SUCKS GETTING YOU ARSE KICKED BY A GIRL
505 PIG AND ELEPHANT DNA WONT SPLICE
506 WANT SOME MORE CHEESY
507 (CART) RELIGIOUSHOLIDAY
508 YELLING OH THE RUNNING BACK
509 (MIX) (SIMP)(EXT)WHO IS THIS PERSON
510 REALLY IMPORTANT QUEST
511 FAREWELL MY FRIEND..I GOTO BETTER PLACE
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512 AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE
513 ANYTIME YOU WANNA GET INTO THE FIGHT JUST JUMP ON IN
514 ARE YOU GONNA BARK ALL DAY OR ARE YOU GONNA BITE
515 ARE YOU THREATENING ME
516 ARE YOU TOTALLY DERANGED
517 AT LAST WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE
518 ATTENTION PLZ DISCONECT..UR ADICTED
519 BEHOLD EXCALLIBER
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JIM CAREY TAUNTS

520 BRUCE ALMIGHTY - FART
521 B ALMIGHTY - LOST YOUR MIND
522 BRUCE ALMIGHTY - WILD AMINAL
523 BRUCE ALMIGHTY - YOU SUCK
524 32 SECONDS BEFORE I HONK YOUR
525 ALRIGHTY THEN
526 I'M GOD
527 ASS
528 I'M SERIOUSLY STRESSED
529 YOU COULD PUT SOMEBODY'S EYE
530 YOU'RE ONE PATHETIC LOSER
531 SMOOOOOKIN
532 THATS GOTO HURT

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533 CUT IT OUT FARTKNOCKER
534 CUTITOUT
535 CYBER CRIMINALS
536 DID YOU KNOW THAT OVER 400 PEOPLE ARE EATEN NATURALLY B
537 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT COWBOY
538 DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT
539 FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE
540 FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN AT ANY TIME
541 FOR THE LAST TIME SHUT UP OR ILL KILL U
542 GEE THANKS SURE YOU CAN SPARE IT
543 GET LOST MAGGOT
544 GO AHEAD AND RUN TO MAMA
545 GO FLY A KITE
546 GONG..YOU RANG
547 GOODBYE
548 GOOOD MORNING VIETNAM
549 GOT NEWS 4 U JACK AND SHIT
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VOICE TAUNTS
550 ALL CREW TO BATTLE STATIONS
551 ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO
552 ATTACK
553 BE GONE - YOU HAVE OCCUPIED MY LANDS FOR FAR TOO LONG
554 BOWMEN READY
555 BURN BABY BURN
556 CHICKEN ASS
557 CLEAN UP ON ISLE 5
558 DAMN I'M GOOD
559 DID YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING
560 DRAW ARROWS
561 FORGET THE BROWN BAG - YOU NEED A BODY BAG
562 GET'EM
563 GOINGDOWN
564 GOOD ONE!
565 HE'S OUTTA THERE
566 HEY BUD WHATS YOUR PROBLEM
567 I - AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH
569 I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
570 IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
571 KEEP THE CHANGE
572 LUCKY SON OF A BITHCH
573 NOW THAT'S A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL
574 OH - DID THAT HURT
575 OWW - DID YOU HAVE A BOOBOO
576 OWW... WIPE THE BIRTHDAY SUIT
577 SEE YOU IN HELL
578 SHOW NO MERCY
579 SISSY!
580 SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN
581 SORRY
582 THAT WAS A RECORD OF MY BEST WORK
583 THINKING
584 THIS PISSES ME OFF
585 TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
586 TRUELY IF THERE IS A GOD OF DESTINY HE IS FOND OF
587 UMMM... I LOVE A GOOD BBQ
588 WHOAH!
589 WUSIE
590 YOU SHOULD'VE GONE TO DISNEY LAND
591 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A MASSAGE AFTER THIS
592 YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT
593 YOU'RE THE MAN
594 YOUREWELCOME
595 CHARGE
596 GUARDS KNIGHTS ,SQUIRES
597 GOTTA GO TO THE BATH ROOM
598 GREAT SHOT THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION
599 GREAT SPEECHES - CHURCHILL - FIGHT ON THE BEACHES (1)
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STAR WARS TAUNTS
600 ALL TOO EASY
601 EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING AS I HAVE FORESEEN
602 I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH... DISTURBING
603 I THINK IT IS TIME TO DEMONSTRATE THE FULL P
604 IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
605 IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN I SHALL BECOME MORE PO
606 IT IS POINTLESS TO RESIST
607 I HAVE A VERY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
608 THERE IS NO ESCAPE... DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY
609 ARTOO SAID THE CHANGES OF SURVIVAL ARE 75
610 MOVE THE FLEET AWAY FROM THE DEATHSTAR
611 UMMMMMMM
612 YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY
613 YOU MUST LEARN THE WAYS OF THE FORCE
614 YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE COME BACK
615 YOU ARE BEATEN IT IS USELESS TO RESIST
616 DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU
617 WE'RE DOOMED
618 WE SEEM TO BE MADE TO SUFFER
619 BY YOUR COMMAND
620 A MASTER AND AN APPRENTICE
621 BEGIN LANDING YOUR TROOPS
622 WIPE THEM OUT - ALL OF THEM
623 LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER
624 IMPRESSIVE
625 IT'S NOT WISE TO UPSET A WOOKIE
626 OUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK
627 (JABBA LAUGHS)
628 (YODA LAUGHS)
629 DEAP LAUGH
630 FATALITY
631 AS YOU WISH
632 DEACTIVATE
633 MADNESS
634 REASSURANCE
635 TERRIBLYSORRY
636 WEREDOOMED

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637 AND I GO YEAH BABY, 'CAUSE I'M THE EV
638 AND MONKEYS MIGHT FLY OUT OF MY BUTT
639 HE NOT BE ISULANT WHEN THEY STRETCH HIS NECK
640 HE SAID HE GOTTA PEE
641 HE WILL BE FUN TO BREAK
642 HE WINS HE WINS
643 U IDIOT U GIVE ME HEART ATTACK U HAPPY
644 HERE THEY COME - FIRE
645 HEREAFTER, WE WILL COME TOGETHER TO THE ROUND TABLE
646 HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT
647 HOOO-HA
648 HOUSTEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
649 HOW COULD I BE SO CARELESS

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STAR TREK TAUNTS
650 A WARRIOR DOES NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT PHYSICAL
651 ENOUGH TALK - LET'S GET ON WITH IT
652 GOOD OLD FASHIONED DIPLOMACY COULD GET US OUT
653I WILL BE STANDING BY TO ASSIST YOU IF NEEDED
654 ILLOGICAL
655THIS GAME HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH
656 WE MADE TO MANY RETREATS
657 YOU'RE A BUMBLING INEPT FOOL
658 CLINGONS ON THE STARBOARD BOW
659 ITS LIFE JIM
660 HES DEAD JIM
661 WE COME IN PEACE SHOOT TO KILL
662 U CANT CHANGE LAWS OF PHYSICS
663 STAR TREKIN
664 NO NO NO NO

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665 HOW LONG THIS GONNA TAKE ..A YEAR
666 STFU SPICE
667 I GOTTA BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
668 I GOT MORONS ON MY TEAM
669 I GONNA LOOK EM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
670 I FEEL SO EXSPOSED AND VULNERABLE
671 I FEEL I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE CONDUCT OF MY NATION IN
672 I DONT REMEBER ASKING YOU A DAMN THING
673 I DONT LIKE CONFRENTATIONS
674 MI CANT COPE WITH THIS... I WILL GO LIE DOWN SOMEWHERE
675 (CLINT) GONNA DO SOMETHING OR JUST BLEED
676 (CLINT) GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY
677(CLINT) DYING AINT MUCH OF A LIVING
678 (CLINT) MADE A MISTAKE... THAT'
679 (CLINT) SUCH INGRATITUDE AFTER ALL THE TIMES


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EDDIE MURPHY TAUNTS
680 SHUT UP STUPID CRACK HEAD
681 WHOS ON CRACK
682 NO MATCH
683 CODE WORD HELP
684 WASSSSUUUPP
685 THIS IS TOO EASY
686 THAT LADIES STEALING YOUR FOOD
687 THIS IS ABOUT PRIDE
688 WHAT U DOING HERE CRACK HEAD
689 WHY MUST YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING
690 DAMN
691 I'VE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THESE
692 TOUCH

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693 (LAUREL AND HARDY)GOOD EVENING ALL


694 COME ON MAN
695 I BEG OF YOU NOT TO DO THIS
696 I CANNOT ALLOW TO HAPPEN
697 I HAVE FAILED BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT HELPED ME
698 I HAVE NEVER MET MY MATCH IN JOUST OR DUEL
699 (MUSIC) IT'S TRICKY 2
700 I HOPE HE'S WELL INSURED
701 I JUST WANNA BE RESCUED
702 I KNEW IT
703 I NOW FORMALLY REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE
704 I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON
705 I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
706 I SEEMED TO HAVE DIED. IS THAT OKAY
707 I THINK I GOT IT
708 I THINK WE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS SO STOP
709 I THOUGHT U SAID YOU DONT HOLD A GRUDGE
710 I WANT MY MOMMY
711 SORRY DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION
712 I WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE
713 IF YOU SHOOT HIM YOU'LL JUST MAKE HIM MAD
714 I'LL BE BACK
715 ILL MAKE SURE YOU WONT SEE LIGHT OF DAY
716 I'M DANGEROUS
717 IM HOMING IN ON THE SIGNALS ORIGIN
718 IM LAGGIN AGAIN
719 IM MIGHT CONSIDER SHIT LIKE THIS
720 IM NOT GONNA KILL U ..TELL ALL THEY WILL DIE
721 I'M SO SCREWED
722 IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS
723 INTELLECT
724 IT COULD BE WORSE
725 ITS TOO LATE TO SURRENDER NOW
726 KEEP FIRING
727 KEEP IT YOU'LL BE CARRYING YOUR FACE HOME
728 KILL ME, GOD DANGIT
729 KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY ASSAULTED...
730 KNOWDOIN
731 LEAVE ME ALONE
732 LET MY ARMIES BE THE ROCKS AND THE TREES AND THE BIRDS
733 ET US GIVE THEM A SIGHT
734 LETS GET THIS ARMY BACK IN THE WAR
735 LET'S ROCK
736 LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE DESTROYER
737 LOOKS LIKE PREPARING INVASION
738 ONE THING LEFT TO SAY
739 MATRIX
740 CROWD
741 MYPRECIOUS
742 NEVER INTERUPT YOUR ENEMY WHEN HE IS MAKING A MISTAKE
743 NICE TRY MAYBE NEXT TIME ILL LET YOU KILL SOMEONE
744 NO MORE YANKIE MY WANKIE
745 NO NO PLEASE NO
746 NO WAY
747 NOT
748 NOTHING YOU CAN DO... I'M A MAD MAN
749 NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME MISTER
750 TROUBLE WITH THE RADAR
751 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
752 I WANT THE TRUTH
753 ARSEHOLE CHANT V.GOOD
754 AH MAN
755 AH SHIT
756 WHAT U WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS
757 YOUR NOT TRYING TO TEMPT ME ARE YOU
758 WHY DONT YOU LET ME PULL THAT STICK FROM YOUR ARSE
759 IM AS MAD AS HELL AND I AINT GONNA TACK THIS NO MORE
760 WELL LARR DE FUCKIN DAR
761 IS THIS THE RIGHT ROOM FOR AN ARGUEMENT
762 KICK SO MUCH BUTT OUR LEGS ARE TIRED
763 HELP WERE BEING BRAIN WASHED
764 ARSE HOLE OF THE YEAR YOU GET MY VOTE OK
765 PAY ATTENTION BOYS ILL SHOW U HOW ITS DONE
766 AY AY AY AY AY AY AY
767 BEFORE WE GO FURTHER LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT
768 SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YA
769 LET ME MAKE YOU A DEAL ALLRIGHT
770 YOU STUPID IGNORANT BASTARD
771 LUCKY WE MAN
772 MY FRIEND DONT BE A JERK
773 GET IN MY BELLY COME ON
774 IM THE BEST QUOTE
775 NOW U MUST PAY
776 I'M BIGGER THEN YOU
777 IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT
778 WEVE BLOWN IT UP
779 THE OTHER GUYS COMIN HOME IN A BODY BAG
780 I'M GUNNA EAT YA
781 BRUSED.BATTERED.NEVER DEFEATED
782 YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCARIEST THING IS
783 OH MY GOD WERE BURNING ALIVE
784 THIS STUFF IS DANGEROUS ..ITLL BURN YOU FACE OFF
785 LITTLE MEN IVE HAD A BUSY DAY
786 TELL YA MOTHER YOUR NOT COMING HOME
787 SOLE SURVIVOR
788 I JUST CANT DO IT CAPTAIN
789 IM THE CHAMP
790 WATCH ME MAKE SURE I DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID
791 I EXPLAIN THIS SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
792 IM GONNA RUN MAKEOVER ON YOUR FACE
793 I WAS WAY OFF
794 THREE STOOGES - NYUK NYUK NYUK
795 RAY FINKLE
796 GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID IDIOT
797 YOUR HURTING ME
798 YES YES OH YES CAN U FEEL THAT BUDDY
799 YOUR FULL OF S....






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800 (BA) AHH, WE WERE JUST MESSING
801 OH THAT WAS PAINFUL WASNT IT
802 THERES NO HUFF IN THIS LAD
803 WHINE
804 YOU GOT A BELLY FULL OF HAGGIS
805 (BUR) HEY, YOU'RE IN DEEP DOH NOW
806 (BUR) EXCELLENT
807 (BUR) USE A SAND WEDGE
808 (BUR) YOU STINCK, YOUR A SENILE
809 (BUR) RELEASE THE HOUNDS
810 WEEE DOOOO
811 (HO) I AM INVINCIBLE, INVINSIBLE!
812 (HO) SINGING ABOUT HIMSELF
813 (HO) AHH
814 (HO) FOOLED YOU
815 (HO) I AM EVIL HOMER
816 (HO) DOH ,DOH ,WHOO
817 (HO) DOH ECHO
818 (HO) DOH X 20
819 (HO) ALRIGHT!! WOOWOOWOO
820 (HO) BASH YOU GOOD
821 (HO) BORING
822 (HO) COMPUTERS CAN DO THAT
823 (HO) CRAAAAAAAAAP
824 (HO) DOH
825 (HO) HELLO
826 (HO) IVE A FEELING SOME BAD STUFFS GOIN DOWN
827 (HO) KISS MY HAIRY YELLOW BUT
828 (HO) MAKEBLV
829 (HO) MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
830 (HO) OH CRAP
831 (HO) SHUTUP
832 (HO) SPANKING
833 (HO) STOP PUMMELLING ME! IT'S REALLY PAINFUL!
834 (HO) SUGAR MAN
835 (HO) THATS IT I'M OUTTA HERE.
836 (HO) TO START PRESS ANY KEY
837 (HO) WHY YOU LITTLE
838 (HO) WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE - PLEASE
839 (SIMP)(HO) WOOHOO
840 (HO) GIMME NUMBER FOR911
841 (BART) EAT MY SHORTS
842 (BART) I DIDNT DO IT
843 (BART) BENDOVER
844 SILLY CUSTOMER YOU CANNOT HURT
845 THERE IS NO SILVER TONGUE
846 YOUR MOCKING ME ARENT YOU
847 I DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH
848 IM GONNA SHOW EM.. ILL GIVE EM A FROWNING OF A LIFE TIME
849 I LOVE BLOWING THINGS UP
850 HEYHEY
851 HOT DOG!
852 HU HA HU HA HU HA...
853 I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE
854 I COULD PULL A BETTER CARTOON
855 INCONCEIVEABLE
856 INDEEDLY DOODLY
857 KILLING ME
858 (BA) HEY BUDDY HEY BUDDY
859 KRUSTY LAUGH
860 NOTTY, NOTTY.
861 PUITTING THAT BITCH ON ICE
862 SEE YOU IN HELL
863 THERES NO INTELEGENT LIFE

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864 ALRIGHT WHO WANTS SOME
865 AFTER CAREFULL CONSIDERATION YOUR SYSTEM SUCKS
866 LOOK AT HIM HE LL BE NEVER BE ONE OF US
867 OH I'M SO SCARRED
868 OH MAN NOT AGAIN
869 OH MY GOD
870 OH YEAH!
871 OH YOU BASTARDS
872 OH YOU LITTLE MAGGOT - YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOMMIT
873 ONE DAY THE KING WILL COME
874 OOH THAT'S GOTTA HURT
875 OU OH
876 OUR SITUATION HAS NOT IMPROVED
877 OWWWW
878 PENCIL NECK GEEK
879 PINKEY AND PERKY SONG
880 PINKY
881 PLAN B
882 PREPARE TO ATTACK
883 PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF YOU SWEAT FROM A BABOONS BAL
884 PROVE YOUR WORTH WITH ARMS UNDER THE EYES OF GOD
885 REVENGE IS NOT AN IDEA WE PROMOTE ON MY PLANET
886 ROCK AND ROLL
887 ROLAND'S QUEST - ROCHESTER IS DEFEATED
888 SHUT YOUR MOUTH LITTLE GIRL
889 SHUT YOUR YAPPER
890 SHUTUP
891 SAYING HELO TO ALL INTELIGENT LIFE FORMS OUT THERE
892 SECT
893 SIR YES SIR
894 SLEEP LITTLE DUMPLING
895 SMALL VOICE PLEASE DONT KILL ME
896 COOL!
897 YOUVE GOTTA STOP EM
898 I WAS TRYING TO HELP
899 SORRY SIR DOING MY BEST
900 STFU FOR 10SECS




901 STFU YOU SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO
902 STOP THAT CLICKING
903 OK U WIN WHAT KIND ANIMAL R U
904 TARZAN CALL
905 TAUNT KEVIN WILSON
906 TELL ME WHERE THE REST OF YOUR MEN ARE HIDING
907 THAT DOESNT HURT
908 THAT WAS A COWARDS TACTIC
909 THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WANTED
910 THAT WAS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP I EVER HEARD
911 DIAL 911
912 THAT WAS TO GET YOUR ATTENTION
913 THAT'S HITTING LOW
914 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE EVEN FOR A COMPUTER
915 THATS IT MAN GAME OVER
916 THE CAPTAINS NOT GONNA BE HAPPY
917 THE GODDESS IS UNPROTECTED SHE IS MINE TO CONTROL
918 THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH
919 THEIR COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY
920 THERE SEEMS TO BE NO SIGN OF INTELLIGENT LIFE ANYWERE
921 THERE THEY GO
922 THERE'S ABOUT A 1 IN 4 CHANCE WE'RE GONNA
923 THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS
924 THIS IS A BATTLE I DO NOT THINK WE CAN WIN
925 THIS IS A FULL SCALE WAR
926 THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR FINEST HOUR.
927 THIS IS MY BOOM STICK
928 THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD
929 THIS SUX
930 WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A BRAIN
931 TIME TO PLAY TIME TO DIE
932 TO THE DEATH
933 TRYING TO THINK BUT NOTHING HAPPENS.
934 WAR IS MORE FUN WHEN YOUR WINNING
935 UHOH A SNEAK ATTACK
936 WE GIONNA NEED A LOT MORE HELP
937 CRAZYSUCKER
938 WE HAVE NORMALITY..RELAX
939 WE MUST DO SOMETHING QUICKLY
940 WE WON - VICTORY
941 WELCOME
942 WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL
943 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT
944 WHAT ARE YOU - SOME KIND OF DOOMSDAY MACHINE
945 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR - COME ON - COME ON
946 WHAT DO WE DO NOW SOLDIER
947 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR AN ENCORE..FALL ASLEEP
948 WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS
949 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
950 WE COME IN PEACE AND YOU BLATANTLY DEFILE THAT PEACE
951 WASSUP FRED
952 DONT DIE WHAT IM SUPPOUSE TO DO
953 GOOD COZ IM GONNA KILL U
954 HE IS ALIVE
955 WE CAME WE SAW WE KICKED ITS ASS
956 WHAT.OVER.NOTHING IS OVER TILL..
957 WHATS IT LIKE KNOWING YOUR ABOUT TO DIE
958 WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE I WAS JOKING
959 WHEN - WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
960 WHEN MY WORK IS FINISHED IM COMING BACK FOR U
961 STAY AWAY FROM HIM
962 WHERE ARE THOSE BLASTED
963 WHERES YOUR HONOR DIRTBAG
964 WHO YOU CALLING JERK YOU LONG HAIRED, FAT BELLIED, GOO
965 WHOS THE MAN HUH
966 WOW YOUR AMAZING DUDE
967 WRETCHED
968 WHOS THE BRAINS IN THIS OUTFIT
969 WUS
970 YEE HAW
971 YIPPEE EYE EH MOTHER F..
972 YOU ARE AN IMPUDENT FOOL
973 YOU GIVE UP OR ARE U THIRSTY
974 YOU GOT ME PARTNER
975 YOU GOT TO 10 TO GET OF MY PROPERTY
976 YOU HAVE LOST THE MATCH
977 YOU HAVE THE MANNERS OF A GOAT AND YOU SMELL
978 YOU JUST BEEN ERASED
979 YOU JUST COMMITTED A FATAL ERROR
980 YOU JUST MADE A FATAL MISTAKE MR CANDY ARSE
981 YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY
982 THAT ONE HURT HIM
983 YOU MUST PLAY ME AGAIN
984 YOU PLAY A GOOD GAME...NOW U DIE
985 YOU SPEND FAR TOO MUCH TIME WITH COMPUTER
986 YOU STILL HERE GO HOME
987 YOU STINK
988 YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE FOR EH
989 YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
990 YOU WEAK PATHETIC FOOL
991 YOU WERE GOOD KID, REAL GOOD. BUT AS LONG AS I'M
992 YOUR ASS IS MINE
993 YOUR ATTACK WAS NO BETTER THAN THAT OF A CLUMSY CHILD
994 YOUR FORTUNATE NOT TO BE PAYING FOR
995 YOUR GETTING PRETTY AMBITIOUS
996 YOUR UGLY WHEN YOUR ANGRY
997 YOUSA PEOPLE GONNA DIE
998 WINDOWS 98
999 YOU ARE AN IDIOT



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