Ana, Kazuma, and Callum play Street Fighter

[00:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> So, Callum, we're trying to organize party members.
[00:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> What role do you wanna fill?
[00:34] <Callum_Heyes> eye hef know ideah wat dat means
[00:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Well, I have a list of roles that need to be filled
[00:34]  * Kazuma_Raigeki checks phone
[00:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> We need a tank, a cleric, a druid, a paladin, a lancer and a barbarian
[00:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Do you have a mount of some kind?
[00:36] <Callum_Heyes> eye downt
[00:36] <Callum_Heyes> eye alsoe hef no ideah wat ne of does meen
[00:36]  * Anastasia_Locke gives Callum a sympathetic shrug
[00:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Do you have a large animal you can ride?
[00:37] <Callum_Heyes> noe
[00:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, lancer's out.
[00:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Can you turn into an animal?
[00:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Or, maybe summon animals?
[00:38]  * Anastasia_Locke bursts into laughter
[00:38] <Callum_Heyes> posible
[00:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Cmon, Ana, we need a druid somehow!
[00:38] <Callum_Heyes> nevah reli tried
[00:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, then we'll assume you can't.
[00:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Do you have a hammer you can fight with?
[00:39] <Callum_Heyes> know
[00:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, so by default, that leaves tank, cleric or barbarian
[00:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Do you have an axe?
[00:40] <Callum_Heyes> no
[00:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Can you heal people?
[00:40] <Callum_Heyes> wat r dese questians
[00:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> This is how we determine party members
[00:41] <Callum_Heyes> eye downt thenk eye cood heel peopal
[00:41] <Callum_Heyes> eyem noe doctah
[00:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, then that leaves tank by default.
[00:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Better start stacking health and wearing really heavy armor.
[00:42] <Anastasia_Locke> "Wait"
[00:42] <Anastasia_Locke> "Wouldn't it be easier to just give him a hammer than body armour?"
[00:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Probably, but I don't have a hammer either.
[00:43] <Callum_Heyes> wat wood eye nead armor ore a wepan fore eyem stil soe knofused
[00:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> If we get one then you can be a paladin.
[00:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> For when the quest starts, silly!
[00:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> You need to have starting gear!
[00:43]  * Anastasia_Locke rolls her eyes with a grin
[00:44] <Anastasia_Locke> "It's an inside joke.  If life were a video game, what class would you be?"
[00:45]  * Kazuma_Raigeki corrects, *Since life is a video game.
[00:45] <Anastasia_Locke> *snerk*
[00:45] <Callum_Heyes> lyfe wer a wat
[00:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> A video game.
[00:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Come on, you HAVE to have played a video game before!
[00:46] <Callum_Heyes> downt tink soe
[00:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> :O
[00:47] <Anastasia_Locke> :O
[00:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> That's it, you're coming upstairs right now and playing a video game.
[00:48]  * Kazuma_Raigeki grabs Callum's arm and drags him into the elevator, greeting Mr. Lefen as they pass
[00:49]  * Anastasia_Locke gives Lefen a sympathetic shrug too
[00:50]  * Kazuma_Raigeki takes the group up to the third floor
[00:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Poor guys who live here were taken on vacation by their dad, who really wanted them to get outside.
[00:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> On the upside, they have a sweet gaming rig we can use.
[00:51]  * Kazuma_Raigeki unlocks the door and walks in
[00:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, so this is Street Fighter, I've played it a couple times, but it's really cool.
[00:54] <Callum_Heyes> soe u fight streats
[00:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Haha, no, you beat up each other on streets.
[00:54] <Callum_Heyes> sownds wiard
[00:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Look, Ana and I can play first, and you can learn.
[00:55] <Callum_Heyes> alwrite
[00:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ana, you ready?
[00:56] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah, alright."
[00:56]  * Kazuma_Raigeki and Ana play the game.
[00:57] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20 to street fight
[00:57] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20 to street fight [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
[00:57] <Kazuma_Raigeki> roll 1d20 to street fight better
[00:57] <`DM> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled 1d20 to street fight better [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
[00:57]  * Anastasia_Locke button mashes
[00:57]  * Kazuma_Raigeki button mashes slightly more
[00:57] <Kazuma_Raigeki> And that's how you play!
[00:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "You basically mash buttons."
[00:57] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Fun, right?
[00:58] <Callum_Heyes> sownds fun eye ges
[00:58] <Callum_Heyes> eyel giv et a showt
[00:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ok, you can Ana can play, I'll watch.
[00:59] <Callum_Heyes> awright den
[00:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Whoo!"
[00:59] <Anastasia_Locke> Roll 1d20 to button mash
[00:59] <`DM> Anastasia_Locke rolled 1d20 to button mash [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
[00:59] <Callum_Heyes> roll 1d20 to fight various kinds of street based enemies
[00:59] <`DM> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20 to fight various kinds of street based enemies [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
[01:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Wow, you got wrecked!
[01:00] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz!"
[01:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Ok, now you and I play, Callum!
[01:00] <Anastasia_Locke> "Be nice"
[01:00] <Callum_Heyes> ets alwrite anah
[01:01] <Callum_Heyes> eye am new
[01:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> It's fine, you've never played a video game before
[01:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> That was really good for your first time!
[01:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, let's play!
[01:01] <Callum_Heyes> awrite
[01:01] <Callum_Heyes> roll 1d20 to assert video game based dominance
[01:01] <`DM> Callum_Heyes rolled 1d20 to assert video game based dominance [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
[01:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Roll 1d20 to mash buttons
[01:01] <`DM> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled 1d20 to mash buttons [ 1d20=12 ]{12}
[01:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> That, was, uh...
[01:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Kinda close...
[01:02] <Anastasia_Locke> "Maybe... try to... AVOID killing yourself?"
[01:03] <Callum_Heyes> eye haf no ideh wats goin on
[01:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Just do what we did, and press all of the buttons randomly!
[01:03] <Callum_Heyes> how do u mooveh doe
[01:03] <Anastasia_Locke> "No idea!"
[01:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> There's like, the sticky thing.
[01:04] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I'm more interested in the story than how to play the actual game, so it really doesn't matter
[01:04] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Just hit things and be awesome!
[01:05] <Callum_Heyes> eyell keap dat in mynd ef eye try dis agen
[01:05] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah, that's... that's basically Kaz's life goal.  Hit things and be awesome."
[01:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Oh, Ana.
[01:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> You understand me.
[01:06] <Callum_Heyes> as lowng as noe one gets hurt
[01:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "Of course."
[01:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, let's try another game!
[01:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "RIGHT, Kaz?"
[01:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> ...
[01:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Fine...
[01:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Unless they give a LOT of experience.
[01:08] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz."
[01:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Fine, no hurting...
[01:09] <Callum_Heyes> eye downt evan want two no how hurtin pepal wood giv experiance
[01:09] <Anastasia_Locke> "Video game thing again.  Try not to question it."
[01:10] <Callum_Heyes> ohkay
[01:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> So, that's the general fighting game.
[01:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> If you wanna see more, we can try an RPG.
[01:12] <Callum_Heyes> en arpege
[01:12] <Callum_Heyes> wats dat
[01:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> It's like where you make your own character, and you get to choose different things to do.
[01:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Usually in an open world where it's not just walking in a straight line.
[01:13] <Callum_Heyes> soe ets lyke reel lyfe
[01:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> YES!
[01:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> EXACTLY!
[01:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> YOU UNDERSTAND!
[01:13]  * Anastasia_Locke facepalms
[01:14] <Callum_Heyes> eye downt tink eye do
[01:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> How the real world is a video game!
[01:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> You're starting to be genre savvy like me!
[01:15] <Callum_Heyes> ets more lyke a videoh gayme es lyke reel lyfe
[01:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> That puts you at LEAST on the list as the third best party member!
[01:15] <Callum_Heyes> den da oder way arond
[01:15] <Callum_Heyes> eye onestle hef no ideah doe
[01:15] <Callum_Heyes> eyev onli evah playd won videoh gayme
[01:16] <Callum_Heyes> nd dat was a few minates agoh
[01:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> That's why we need you to play more!
[01:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Lets find a good RPG to play
[01:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> These guys probably have WoW, but I don't know their password...
[01:17] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz, you can't just decide that..."
[01:17] <Anastasia_Locke> "Callum, do you WANT to do this?"
[01:18] <Callum_Heyes> eye downt mynd
[01:18] <Callum_Heyes> ets pritee fun
[01:19] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright then.  Kaz has a tendency to kinda rush ahead and assume people want to follow."
[01:19] <Anastasia_Locke> "Carry on."
[01:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Come on, they usually do, don't they?
[01:21] <Anastasia_Locke> "Okay yeah, but STILL."
[01:22] <Anastasia_Locke> "It's pretty rude."
[01:23] <Callum_Heyes> y did u wayt al dis tyme to breng dis up
[01:23] <Callum_Heyes> shi grabd mi bye da collah nd dragedh mi ovah here
[01:24] <Anastasia_Locke> "I know.  Yeah."
[01:24] <Callum_Heyes> trynah steel da high grownd
[01:24] <Anastasia_Locke> "Probably should have spoken up during the elevator ride."
[01:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yeah, but don't worry, we're having fun now!
[01:27]  * Kazuma_Raigeki goes on a long-winded explanation about RPGs and classes, and how each class is supposed to fill a certain role and yadayadayada
[01:28]  * Anastasia_Locke boggles vacantly at these shenanigans
[01:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> So, with all that in mind, what role do you wanna fill>
[01:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> ?
[01:29] <Callum_Heyes> hmm what
[01:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Like, for our party.
[01:29] <Callum_Heyes> eye was listenan
[01:29]  * Kazuma_Raigeki sighs
[01:29] <Callum_Heyes> eyell be dat tank ting eye ges
[01:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yay!
[01:30] <Kazuma_Raigeki> So you'll probably want a melee weapon
[01:30] <Kazuma_Raigeki> And REALLY beefy armor!
[01:31] <Callum_Heyes> eyell keap dat en mynd next tyme eye go armah shopin
[01:32] <Anastasia_Locke> "You know how you do, yeah"
[01:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yeah, it's a common occurrance.
[01:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> That's why Leechville is so boring, we don't have any weapon and armor shops!
[01:34] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz, most people do not need weapons."
[01:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Yeah, but it makes things so much easier for the party.
[01:47] <Callum_Heyes> wel dis was fun but eye tink eye shod head ov
[01:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Alright, bye Callum!
[01:48] <Callum_Heyes> eye downt tink eyem good enof to keep payce wit u two
[01:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> That's alright, you just need to practice some more!
[01:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, thanks for trying anyway."
[01:50] <Callum_Heyes> uh
[01:50] <Callum_Heyes> how do eye get owt
[01:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> We'll take the elevator.
[01:50] <Anastasia_Locke> "Come on, I'll show ya."
[01:51] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz, clean up."
[01:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok!"
[01:52]  * Anastasia_Locke leads Callum to the elevator
[01:53] <Anastasia_Locke> [S] Descend
[01:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey, so"
[01:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "Again, sorry for all that"
[01:53] <Callum_Heyes> ets fyne
[01:54] <Anastasia_Locke> "She can be pretty aggressive, and once she gets going..."
[01:54] <Callum_Heyes> eye jusht wish eye didant get servod so bad bi u
[01:54] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh come on.  Neither of us knew what we were doing."
[01:54] <Anastasia_Locke> "I got lucky."
[01:58] <Callum_Heyes> hehe eye spose
[01:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Alright, here."
[01:59]  * Anastasia_Locke steps out of elevator and approaches lobby door
[01:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Thanks again.  Talk to you some other time?"
[02:00] <Callum_Heyes> yeh shure
[02:00]  * Callum_Heyes hugs ana
[02:00] <Callum_Heyes> bi
[02:00]  * Callum_Heyes walks off
[02:00] <Anastasia_Locke> "Bye!"
[02:00]  * Anastasia_Locke returns home