Kanaya Uses Karkat As A Poor Surrogate For Rose

 Now I Shall Be The Very First Individual To Acknowledge My Own Short Comings When It Comes To Romantic Gestures As Well As All The Various Overtures And Behaviors Such As Courtship And All The Various Facets Of That Behavior Yet I Still Attempt The Best I Can Even If I Admit That It Always Tend To Come Off As Rather Lack Luster And Well I Do Believe That I Can Not Truly be Blamed When One Considers That All My Romantic Endeavors Regardless Of Quadrant Have All Been Of Rather Poor Quality Even If One Were To Be Considerably Generous And Even If Rose Is A Alien And Possess Various Traits That Makes Things Difficult Both From A Social Matter And A Romantic Matter As Well I Still Feel That I Should Exert As Much Effort Into This Flushed Relationship We Both Mutually Posses

Yet Well I Will Be Very Straight Forward About My Feelings And I Feel Like i Am Being Taken Advantage Of As Well As Being Insulted And Well I Admit That I Might Not Be Properlly Knowledgable About Various Social Situations And Graces Yet I Still Attempt My Best And I Do Not Really Appreciate Being Called Stupid Or Gullible Especially When I Try To Put As Much Effort Into A Relationship Like When I Made That Special Little  Fairy Dress For Vriska I Spent Hours Slaving Over It And Ensuring That It Was Perfect Why I Even Personally Used My Finest Material For It And Sure Enough What Does She Do She Uses It On That Stupid Retard Tavros The Feckless Little Diaper Useing Waste of Oxygen Fuck Him Just Fuck him And Fuck Vriska

And Yes I Mean That In Every Way But Im Really Getting Off Topic Here As I Wanted To Regal What I Expect To be My honestly Small Audience With My Personal Tales And I Will Admit That That Little Detail Somewhat Discourages Me A Trifle Bit At Making These Excerpts But Luckily I Have My Various Friends And Allies And Other Encouraging Relationships To Assist In Lifting My Doubtful Moods So I Will Persist Regardless If  The Only Audience I Ever Receive Is Just A Gaggle Of Dersite And Prospitan Citizens Which If Any One You Are Reading This Then I must Offer My Utmost Gratitude With Your Continual Patronage And Also Where Was I As I Seemed To Have Forgotten My Place One Moment Please While I Reorientate Myself A Moment

Oh Yes I Was Discussing My Romantic Issues And Well I Feel As If I Should Skip Various Frivolous Details And Okay I Will Admit That Rose Intimidates Me Considerably And I Really Do Mean Considerably I Understand That She Is Not Intentionally About It Yet I Still Feel Far Too Inadequate About My Own Skills And Well I Have Done Something I Am not Very Proud About And Well I Have Somewhat Recently Taken To Guilt Tripping Karkat Into Various Crossdressing Session Between Him And I And I Tend To Go Overboard With Them And Even Force Him To Act As If He Was Rose Which Really Upsets Him But I At The Very Least Make It Up To Him By Making Various Little Outfits For Him Which He Seems To not Wear I(n Public At Least Yet I Do Catch him At Times Posing In Front Of Various Reflective Surfaces In Private Which Warms My Being Considerably ANd I Think I AM Getting Of Topic Once More Forgive Me I Am Just A Mess Emotionally Currently And If I Were To Be Honest To A Rather Brutal Degree I Seem To Be Really Not All That Good At These Sort Of Correspondence Even If My Fans As Some Would Refer To Them As Seem To Feel Otherwise And I Really Do Just Tend To Ramble On And On And Well Currently I Am Feeling Considerably Rather Melancholy But Still I Must Persevere As I Feel I Have A duty And A Obligation To These Tales Of My Experiences

Sorry I Was A Bit Too Personal And Disorderly Regarding That last Paragraph But Ignore It As I Seem To have Of Late Felt That A Greater Volume Of Words Meant A Novel Was Of Greater Quality And I Oh Dear I Am Rambling Again I Apologize For That Well Alright I Will Try To Remain On Topic And I Will Start That Right This Instant So Here It Goes

Okay Well Sometimes I Tend To As I Say Feel Very Inadequate About My Skills As A Lover And A Paramour And I Also Feel As If My Attempts To imporve Myself Only Lead To Me  Making A Greater Foll Of Myself And Yet I Still need TO Practice And Move On Pass Doubt So To Deal With These Very Powerful Feelings I Pres On And Also Force Karkat To Dress In Drag And Even Help Him Dress In Female Orientated Clothing And Well At First I Feel Nothing Sexually Yet As I Help Him Nervously Pull The Skirt Or Assist With His Brasserie Even If His Lack Of Brest Renders The Need For Such A Article Of Clothing Irrelevant But Whatever I Am If Nothing Else A Through Troll And I Demand He Go The Full Monty As Some Humans Have Called It Also What Does Full Monty Mean I Assume I Am Using It Correctly yet I Can Never Be Sure Anyway I Insist upon Karkat To Place Upon His Figure The Silky And Black Undergarments I have Provided Because I AM Certain Rose Would Wear Such A Pair And The Various Embroidery Because The Way The Various Stitches Cross Weave Into one Another Is Truly A Work of Art And Oh Yes I Force Him To Wear The Black Silky Panties And Bra Regardless Of His Moaning And Then i Force Him To Put On That Special Blund Wig I Personally Crafted And Also Is It Spelled Blund I AM not Aware Of What humans Refer To The Particular hue Of Rose Mane

Oh Yes I Seemed To have Let The Previous Paragraph Continue On For Far Too Long Then I Should And While I Will Acknowledge My lack Of Skills As A Writer I Still Feel That The Last Paragraph Was Far Longer Then Needed Then Again Perhaps One Of The Other paragraphs Was Far Too Short As Well Oh Well I Can Not Seem To Discover A Proper And Satisfactory Medium To Use So I Will Simply Go With What I Feel Works For My Particular Skill Set And Also Where Exactly Was I Oh Yes Well After Karkat Has Placed The Various Undergarments On Himself I Then Proceed To Force Him To Wear The Personally Crafted Replicas Of Rose Considerably Varied Attire And Once He Has Perfectly Affixed Them To His Personage I Then Personally Apply The Makeup To His Face And Arms And Every Other Visible Part Of His Skin And Then We make Out Passionately Well I Do I Suspect Karkat Is Not Really Into it As His Performance Tends To be Lackluster Yet Whenever Anything Reminds Him Of Terezi He Goes Into A Powerful Compunction To Even Take Control Of The Situation And Grope Me In Various Private Areas And If It Were Not For The Fact That He Looked Almost Exactly Like Rose Save For The Horns And If I Must Say I Feel As If I Do A Exceptional Job At Recreating Replicas But Karkat Does Truly A Fantastic Job Of Acting As A Model And He Somehow Manages To Really Pass As Rose And Boy Does He Really Force Me To Stifle My More Base Urges And While He May Be Inexperienced He Does Make Up For It With Enthusiasm Which Combined With My Own Lustful Desire For Rose Just Tends To Send Me into A Amorous Fit Which I Just Tend To Let Overcome Me And Somewhat Respond To By Sliding My Hand Down his


Oh Boy I Well I Must Stop For Now I Just Realized That I Went A Bit Farther Then I Intended And Well Let Me Just Say That Karkat Does A Most Exceptional Task Of Pretending To Act As Rose And I Am Just Feeling All Sort Of Confusing Emotions And Why Exactly Is My Skirt Wet Seriously I Do Not Remember Doing Anything That Would Cause My Clothes To be Soaked As They Are Why Is My Skirt Wet As It Is I Demand A Answer And Oh Dear I Recognize That Moisture And Dampness Oh Boy Oh I Must Apologize To My Readers But It Seems That I Have Personally Relived That Song By The Solitary Landmass Surrounded By Water That Dave Show Me Some Time Ago And Now I Must Change My Clothes