Derpy and Fluffyshy

>Be fluffy Derpy.
>Live in a warm house with a Daddy!
>Also live with other fluffy pony, Fluffyshy.
>Both of you are pegasi, she's yellow, you're gray.
>Fluffyshy is a lot smarter than you.
>Daddy loves you both so much.
>Daddy yells at you a lot more than Fluffyshy.
>Not sure why he likes her more.
>Oh well. Life is good.
>Be in backyard, playing with Fluffyshy.
>"Tag!" Fluffyshy smiles. "Wets pway tag! Tag!"
>You love tag! "Yay tag!" you cheer.
>Fluffyshy touches you.
>"You it!"
>She runs, and you run too!
>Try to catch Fluffyshy.
>Haha, you're having so much fun!
>You feel tired.
>Look at pretty flowers! So pretty! They smell pretty too!
>"Derpy!" Fluffyshy whines. "Pway tag! Haf'ta catch me!"
>Huh? OH YEAH! Try to catch Fluffshy!
>Run run run. Grassies are so soft and fun.
>Roll around in grass for a while. So fun!
>"Derpy!" Fluffyshy mewls. "No gwassies. Pway tag!"
>Huh? Tag? What's tag?

>Be eating snackies with Fluffyshy.
>Daddy goes to work every day, leaves you two a big bowl of snacks to keep your tummy hungry.
>"Mmm!" you coo between bites. "Derpy wuv snackies! Wuv daddy!"
>Fluffyshy nods in agreement as she chews. "Wuv snackies too! Wuv fwend!"
>Uh oh! Hafta poop!
>.......
>"Mmmm, wuv snackies!"
>"No smew pwetty," Fluffyshy complains. She sniffs and suddenly looks worried.
>"Derpy make poopies on fwoor!" she cries. "Derpy make poopies on fwoor! No!"
>Huh? No you didn't!
>Turn around. Feel your hoove plop into pile of poop.
>Huh? Where did that come from?
>Smells terrible. "No smew pwetty!" you cry. "Fwuffyshy weave poop behin' Derpy?"
>Fluffshy starts crying. "No Fwuffyshy poopies! Derpy poopies! Yuu poopies wight now!"
>Huh?
>OH! You ARE pooping!
>Maybe you made the first poop too.
>Uh oh. You're in trouble.
>"Nooo!" you whimper. "Derpy sowwy!"
>Keep accidentally stepping in the poop. It's getting all over your pretty fluff! Oh no!
>"Go 'way, poopies!" you cry. "Bad poopies! Derpy no wike poopies!"
>"Derpy gonna get sowwy stick!" Fluffyshy whimpers. "Derpy make bad poopies!"
>.... You're hungry.
>Go back to eating snackies.
>Om nom nom. You love snackies.
>"No smew pwetty!" Fluffyshy cries before leaving the room.
>You sniff around. She's right! It doesn't smell pretty at all!
>Where did this poop come from?!


>Daddy is so angry.
>Hit you with sorry stick for poopies!
>Threw you into back yard.
>Can smell spaghetti!
>Look through back door, and see Fluffyshy getting spaghetti.
>Daddy said you'll have to wait for dinner.
>You're so hungry...
>Start eating the grassies.
>Tastes boring. Not like spaghetti at all! Not even like snackies!
>"New fwend?"
>HUH?! Monster?!
>Oh, it's a fluffy pony! He's brown and bigger than you.
>He squeezed through hole in fence.
>"New fwend!" you smile. "Fwuffy name Derpy!"
>"Wuv new fwend!" the brown fluffy smiles.
>He gives you huggies! He doesn't smell pretty, but you love huggies so much!
>He nibbles on your ear! Haha! How weird!
>"Wan' speciaw huggies!" he coos.
>Special huggies? What's that? If it's anything like normal huggies, it must be great!
>"Otay!" you nod. "Speciaw huggies! Wan' too!"
>Brown fluffy gets behind you. Hugs you from behind! Haha!
>Oh! You feel weird! All warm and funny!
>OH!! You feel the brown fluffy touching your no-no place!
>"Noo! No feew wight!" you cry.
>He starts pumping. Wow!! It's like spaghettis, but for your no-no place! It's amazing!
>You moan and giggle as he gives you fast special huggies.
>He suddenly stops and is all tired.
>Aww, that felt so good! You want more!
>Suddenly the door opens. Daddy!
>"Sweety, if you apologize, you can have some fluffy kibble."
>He sees your new friend!
>"Daddy, new fwend!" you coo. "New fwend gif Derpy speciaw huggies! Wuv new fwend!"
>"WHAT?!" Daddy is angry! Oh no! Did you poop again?!
>"New daddy?" brown fluffy mewls. "Wan' sketties! Gif' sketties, pwese!"
>"FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Daddy yells. "DERPY, YOU WERE OUT HERE A MINUTE AND YOU GOT FUCKED BY A STRAY?!"
>Huh? Fucked? Stray?  Daddy always uses big words when he's angry! Oh no! Daddy's angry at you!
>Daddy picks up your new friend and throws him back over the fence.
>Hear new friend cry from pain! "New fwend need huggies!" you sniff. "Daddy! New fwend need huggies!"
>Daddy picks you up and brings you inside without a word.
>Gives you a small bowl of nummies.  Fluffyshy is still bragging about spaghetti. Makes you hungrier.
>"IF YOU'RE KNOCKED UP, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. I'M NOT RAISING BRAINDEAD FOALS."
>More big words! Doesn't matter; got nummies.


>Locked in safe room with Fluffyshy.
>Bored. No toys in safe room.
>Only Fluffyshy.
>"Hibe an see?" you ask. "Pway hibe an see!"
>"Yeah!" Fluffyshy smiles. "Wets pway hibe and see! You hide!"
>Oh no! Have to hide! Hiding is hard in safe room. Nothing but litter box.
>Fluffyshy turns to corner and starts counting.
>"One... two... thwee... uhmm... one... two... thwee... one... two... thwee..."
>Running out of time!!!
>Must hide in litterbox!
>Jump into box and starts burrowing!
>"No smew pwetty!" you can't help but moan.
>You're face-deep in old litter.  ONLY face-deep.
>"Weady o'not!" Fluffyshy calls.
>You blink.
>"Foun' yuu!" Fluffyshy cheers. "Foun' Derpy!"
>NOOOO!!!!!
>You start crying. Pull your head out of litter.
>"Derpy woose game," you sob. "Derpy no smew pwetty now!"
>Fluffyshy is sympathetic. "Derpy sad? Huggies make bettah!"
>She hugs you. Makes you better.
>"Wat pway now?" you sniff.
>"Dunno. Fwuffyshy no wike safe woom fo' games."
>Go back to staring at wall for hours.
>"New game!" you cheer. "Derpy think of new game!"
>"Tew Fwuffyshy! Tew Fwuffshy new game!"
>"Howd bweath! Derpy an' Fwuffyshy howd bweath fow won' time! Fiwst Fwuffy bweath again woose!"
>So proud of yourself!! Best game idea ever!! You're such a smart fluffy pony.
>"Otay!" Fluffyshy seems excited.
>"Weady, set, go!"
>You both hold your breath. Hard. Long time passes. Feel dizzy. Tummy hurts. Gotta win!!
>Fluffyshy is wobbling.  Suddenly Fluffyshy falls over! She's asleep!
>Breath again! Yay! "Derpy win!" you cheer wildly. "Derpy win game! Derpy wuv new game!"
>Oh right. Fluffyshy's asleep. Don't wanna wake her.
>Long long long time passes.  Fluffyshy is sore loser. Won't wake up from loser nap.
>Try hugging her for long time, saying her name. Nothing wakes her.
>Daddy comes home. "Daddy! Derpy miss you! Wuv new game, Daddy!"
>"NEW GAME? HUH?" He touches Fluffyshy. "OH GOD NO..."
>Suddenly daddy is very upset.  Fluffyshy made Daddy upset with sore-loser attitude!
>He picks her up and carries her out. Aww, you want to be held too! You won the game!!
>"WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN THE RETARD?" You hear daddy mutter. Don't know what he means.
>Daddy sure can be confusing sometimes.
>Daddy takes Fluffyshy outside and drives her away.
>Miss her all night. Fall asleep.
>Wake up. You love being Daddy's fluffy pony.
>Never noticed there's two fluffy pony beds in safe room. How weird.


>Be fluffy Derpy.
>You love your Daddy.
>Picked you up before he left for work today!
>"ARE YOU PREGNANT, OR JUST GETTING FAT?"
>"Whu? Why no huggies?"
>"I HAVE TO PICK UP FLUFFYSHY FROM THE VET. BE GOOD FOR ONCE..."
>Fluffyshy? That name sounds familiar.
>Have to spend some long-time in safe room.
>Don't remember safe room being this lonely.
>After long-time, Daddy comes home!
>He brought home a new friend!
>It's a yellow fluffy pony with a pink mane! Hooray!
>"Derpy!" she cheers and hugs you!
>"New fwend!" you cheer.
>Yellow fluffy is confused. So is Daddy.
>"No new fwend," yellow mewls. "Me Fwuffyshy!"
>"YOU SERIOUSLY FORGOT HER ALREADY?" Daddy says. "I UNDERESTIMATED HOW DUMB YOU ARE, DERPY."
>So many big words!
>"Wuv yuu too, Daddy!" you coo. "Huggies!"
>He rolls his eyes again and walks off.
>Aww, no huggies.  Fluffyshy hugs you, though! Yay!
>Tummy feels funny. Must be hungry. Daddy lets you both outside to play in yard.
>Fluffyshy rolls in grassies. You nibble on grassies. Helps tummy feel better.
>Fluffyshy stares at you for a while. You wave.  Haha, hi!
>"Derpy bigga?" she mutters.
>You shrug. "Derpy eat wots of snackies. Maybe fuw of nummies."
>"Babehs!" Fluffyshy coos. "Derpy get babehs, maybe?"
>Your heart lights up! Babies?? You might have babies?? You love babies! Who doesn't?
>"Yay, babehs!" you cheer. "Derpy wuv babehs! Wan' babehs now! Wen babehs come?"
>Fluffyshy shrugs. "No know. Derpy not big big. Babehs be while maybe."
>"Aww. Derpy wan babehs now!"
>You love your new friend. Want her to be happy.
>"How babehs be in Derpy?" you ask.
>Fluffyshy giggles. "Speciaw huggies! Speciaw huggies make babehs in mummah's tummy!"
>Special hugs did this?! Amazing! Fluffyshy is so smart. How does she know all this?
>"Fwuffyshy wan' babehs too?" you ask.
>Her eyes light up. "Yeah! Fwuffyshy wan' be mummah! Haf wots of babehs! Be good mummah!"
>"Derpy gif' Fwuffyshy babehs!" you coo.
>You run over to Fluffyshy and mount her. All seems familiar. Didn't someone do this to you?
>"Oomph!" Fluffyshy grunts. "No huggies fo' bottom! Huggies fo' side!"
>Start thrusting. All seems familiar, kind of. But doesn't feel as good!
>"No!" Fluffyshy cries. "Derpy no gif speciaw huggies! Wat doin, Derpy??"
>"Gif speciaw huggies!" you insist. "Gif' babehs for Fwuffyshy too!"
>"No Derpy no! No girw fwuffy and girw fwuffy make babehs! Need boy fwuffy too!"
>... What's a boy fluffy? You're confused.
>... Why are you hugging Fluffyshy's bottom?
>"No speciaw huggies, pwese!" Fluffyshy sniffs. "Bad Derpy!"
>Bad Derpy?! What?! What did you do?!
>So sad. Your new friend doesn't like you!
>You have to pee.
>......
>You always pee when you're sad.
>"NOOO!" Fluffyshy wails. "No wike! No wike! No pee-pee on Fwuffyshy!!"
>"Oopsies." You stop hugging Fluffyshy. She's all wet! Gross!
>Fluffyshy calls to the door. "Daddy, Derpy pee-pee on Fwuffyshy! Wan' bathies!"
>Oh no! Fluffyshy's trying to get you in trouble!! Why is your new friend so mean?
>Need an idea to stop her lies!!
>You headbutt her.
>"Owie!" Fluffyshy starts sobbing. "No huwt Fwuffyshy! Why huwt Fwuffyshy?"
>You honestly don't know. You're so confused! Nothing seems to be working right today!
>Why do you feel so fat?!
>"Derpy... uhm... Derpy wuv new fwend? Huggies make bettah?"
>Fluffyshy is sobbing a lot. "No huwt. Onwy huggies, pwese!"
>You hug Fluffyshy. Ugh, she smells like pee-pee, and she's all wet, and she has a boo-boo, and she's all sad!
>Realize how sad Fluffyshy is all the time.
>Feel happy that you're so happy.


>You suddenly spot the hole in the fence. Memories of the brown fluffy flash back to you!!
>"Fwuffyshy wan' babehs, wite?" you ask Fluffyshy again.
>Fluffyshy recoils. "No huwt Fwuffyshy, Derpy!"
>Huh? Why would you hurt her? "No huwt Fwuffyshy! Hewp get babehs!"
>You want to cheer your friend up. By getting her babies!!
>"Fowwow!" you hug her and lead her to the hole.
>"Speciaw huggy fwend come fwom here!" you point. "Fowwow!"
>You squeeze through the hole pretty easily. Suddenly you're in different place!
>Hole is magic! The yard is gone!! How did that even happen?!
>Long alleyway. Lots of boxes and bags and wood stuff.
>See Fluffyshy whimpering from otherside of hole. Can see yard through magic hole.
>"Huwwy!" you call to her. "Fwuffyshy, huwwy! Sqwueeze fwoo wike Derpy!"
>Fluffyshy takes a worried glance at the door to the house, and then squeezes through.
>You both walk down the alley. Fluffyshy stays close and hugs you a lot.
>"Fwuffyshy scawed," she cries. "Wan' go back home!"
>"Fwend?!" you call out. "Fwend, whewe fwend go?!"
>Suddenly, the brown fluffy pony scurries out of a box!
>"Fwend?" he smiles at you. Then he sees Fluffyshy. she's whimpering from fear. "New fwend!"
>"New fwend?" Fluffyshy opens up.
>"Fwend!" you coo. "Fwend, dis Fwuffyshy. She need speciaw huggies for babehs!"
>Brown fluffy's eyes go wide. "Speciaw huggies for Fwuffyshy fwend?"
>"No!" Fwuffyshy panics. "No wan' speciaw huggies! New fwend no smew pwetty!"
>Fluffyshy pees herself in distress.
>Doesn't slow brown fluffy down. He cuddles with her and smiles at her a lot.
>You're jealous. But you did this for Fluffyshy, right? ... Didn't you?
>"Gif' Fwuffyshy speciaw huggies!" you insist. "Gif babehs!"
>"No wan'!" Fluffyshy whimpers. "Pwese. Go back now? Pwese weave Fwuffyshy awone!"
>"Speciaw huggies!" the brown fluffy mounts Fluffyshy. She can't scurry away under his weight.
>Her eyes water and she cries as he starts thrusting.
>"NO WIKE! NO WIKE! HEWP!" Fluffyshy sobs. She looks at you miserably. "NO WAN' HUGGIES! HEWP, PWESE!!"
>"Fwuffyshy get babehs too!" you smile. "Fwuffyshy get babehs!"
>Brown is giving special huggies super fast!
>You cheer him on! "Go fwend go! Speciaw huggies for Fwuffyshy! Yay!!"
>"NO!!" Fluffyshy wails. "OWIES! FWUFFY GIVE OWIES! NO WIKE! PWESE STOP! PWESE STOP! DERPY, PWESE HEWP!"
>You keep cheering for the brown fluffy as he pounds Fluffyshy's bottom.
>Finally, he grunts and gets off of Fluffyshy.
>"Speciaw huggies fo Derpy now?" you ask.
>Brown shakes his head. "No more. Tiwed. Need sweepies."
>He ignores your pleading and passes out in his box.
>Oh well. You got Fluffyshy special huggies. Mission accomplished!!
>Lead Fluffyshy back to yard. She's crying the whole way.
>Why is she always so sad?? Wish she would cheer up.


>Dinner time! Yay!
>Big bowl of spaghetti for you and Fluffyshy!
>Fluffyshy is barely eating. She's all sad still.
>Daddy can tell. "FLUFFYSHY? WHAT'S WRONG?"
>Fluffyshy whimpers and sniffs.
>"Fwuffyshy bottom huwt..."
>"HUH? DID IT HURT AT THE VET THIS MORNING?"
>"No, daddy."
>She goes back to eating and eventually cheers up.
>Who can be upset with spaghetti, afterall?
>You're full! Yay! Tummy is happy!
>You want attention!
>"Daddy!" you coo. "Pway time? Pwese?"
>"Pway time!" Fluffyshy squeaks. "Daddy, pway!"
>"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?"
>"Mawco Pogo!" Fluffyshy bounces. "Mawco Pogo!"
>"UHM... WE'RE NOT IN A POOL. HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS?"
>You have no idea what Mawco Pogo is, but you want to play it RIGHT NOW!
>"Ya, Daddy!" you cheer. "Derpy wan' pway too! Pwese!"
>Daddy looks confused. "HOW ABOUT WE PLAY QUIET TIME."
>"Qwuiet Time?" Fluffyshy mutters. "What dat game?"
>"WE'LL SEE WHO CAN BE THE QUIET THE LONGEST. WHOEVER IS QUIET THE LONGEST WINS."
>"Yay! Wan' pway quiet game!"
>"Derpy wan' pway too! Wan' pway, Daddy!"
>"Okay. Be as quiet as possible. Ready go!"
>This game is fun, because it's really really easy.
>You and Fluffyshy hug each other and wander around.
>But you both stay super quiet.
>Uh oh. Your tummy feels funny. Too much sketties?
>IMPOSSIBLE!
>Have to go outside or in safe room for poopies.
>But can't ask daddy for door, or else you'll lose game!
>Oh no..... what do you do...
>Wait... you don't have to poopies...
>Do you have to mouth poopies?  UH OH.
>Still don't want to say anything.
>You just stay still. Maybe it'll go away.
>BLEEGHH.
>You puke on the floor. Your mouth doesn't taste pretty at all now!!
>"DERPY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
>"Daddy wose!" you laugh. "Daddy wose game!"
>Fluffyshy bounces excitedly. "Derpy wose game too! Fwuffyshy win! Fwuffyshy win Qwuiet Time!"
>Daddy goes to kitchen for towels. Fluffyshy hugs you.
>"Derpy tummy make sickies. Need huggies!"
>It's true. Your tummy feels all sicky. What a waste of spaghetti.
>Wow, even for just having eaten, your tummy feels big.
>Daddy stares at you while cleaning up your sickies.
>"Sowwy, Daddy," you coo.
>"Derpy, I'm pretty sure you're pregnant. You're going to a shelter if you get any bigger."
>Huh? All those big words.
>Suddenly remember what Fluffyshy told you.
>Forgot to give Daddy good news!
>"Daddy, Daddy!" you coo. "Fwuffyshy say Derpy haf babehs soon!"
>Daddy stares angrily. Uh oh. Are you in trouble?
>"DERPY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? IF YOU HAVE BABIES, IT'S BAD."
>"IF YOU GET ANY BIGGER, YOU'RE GOING AWAY AND NOT COMING BACK."
>WHAT?!?! DADDIES CAN DO THAT?!?!?
>GO AWAY AND NOT COME BACK?!
>You start to cry. "Why go 'way forevah? Wuv babehs! Daddy wuv babehs!"
>"NO, I DON'T! DERPY, YOU'RE FUCKING BRAINDEAD, EVEN FOR A FLUFFY. I'M NOT RAISING FLUFFY FOALS."
>"No get bigga!" you plead. "Derpy no get bigga! Pwomise! Pwese no go Derpy 'way, Daddy!"
>Daddy just shakes his head.
>"Fwuffyshy haf babehs soon too!" you cry. "Fwuffyshy get speciaw huggies! Bof' haf babehs soon!"
>Fluffyshy looks embarassed! Why?? Babies are awesome! You love babies! So does she!
>Daddy looks angrier. Why doesn't he love babies?! He can't send BOTH of you away, right??
>"No!" Fluffyshy starts to cry now too. "Fwuffyshy no wan' go 'way, Daddy! No wan' babehs! No wan' babehs!"
>"No wan' bigga o' babehs!" you sob. "Daddy pwese wet fwuffies stay wid' Daddy!"
>"I AM NOT DEALING WITH THIS RIGHT NOW..."
>Daddy sends you both to bed early.
>Must be something Fluffyshy said....


>Long time passes.
>Your tummy keeps getting bigger!
>You try eating less.
>You try yelling at your tummy to stop growing.
>Try yelling at babies to go away! You don't want them anymore!
>Hurts to say that, but it's true!
>If you get big or have babies, Daddy will throw you away!
>Fluffyshy is getting bigger too.
>She cries all the time now.
>You two spend a lot of time yelling at each other's tummies.
>Hard to get up from lying down. Legs don't touch ground as easily anymore.
>"No wan' babehs..." Fluffyshy sniffs after a long cry.
>You two are home alone while Daddy's at work.
>Don't like playing games as much anymore.
>Been lying down all morning.
>Try to get up for the first time.
>OH NO! You can't even stand any more!!
>Your tummy's too round!
>Daddy might see and throw you away!
>Fluffyshy can still move, barely.
>But she might stop moving soon too.
>.... You miss the brown fluffy from the alley.
>Never did get more special huggies.  Oh well...

>Daddy comes home.
>Used to love when Daddy came home.
>Today you're just scared.
>Can't even run up to door to greet him.
>He opens safe room door and just stares at you.
>He sighs. "IT'S TIME..."
>Brings big box into room.
>"Box fo' pway time?" Fluffyshy asks nervously.
>"NO, GIRLS. TIME TO GO AWAY."
>"Noooo!" Fluffyshy sobs. You start sobbing too. "No wan' go 'way! Wuv Daddy! Wuv Daddy!"
>"No box, Daddy!" you plead. "Derpy wuv home an' Daddy!"
>Daddy doesn't say a word as he places you in the box.
>He folds it up. It's suddenly dark.
>"Fwuffyshy scawed! No wike dawk!"
>"Daddy, wet out! Pwese! Derpy sowwy!"
>"Fwuffyshy sowwy! Pwese, daddy! Wan' out! Pwese no go 'way!"
>Get tossed around box alot. Fluffyshy tries to get out.
>You would too if you could move on your own.
>No luck. You're both trapped. Hear vroom-vroom box. Lots of loud noises.
>Fwuffyshy's peed and pooped the box a lot already.
>Suddenly, you really have to poop too. Really, really badly!
>Box gets tossed one last time. And then hear vroom-vroom box go away.
>"Dawk... wan' out!" Fluffyshy is still trying to escape.
>She gets the top open a little, letting light in.
>"No dawk anymow!" you cheer.
>Your tummy is going nuts! "Hewp!" you plead. "Hewp! Derpy tummy haf big poopies!"
>Make poopies. Your tummy feels a little smaller.
>"Babeh?" Fluffyshy coos, suddenly calm.
>"Babeh? Where babeh? Derpy wan' babeh!"
>You try to wiggle your legs. Want your baby right now!
>Another poop!! Wow that feels good to have out.
>"Two babehs!" Fluffyshy squeaks happily. "Derpy mummah! Derpy haf two babehs!"
>"Gif babehs, pwese!" you plead.
>Very, very carefully, Fluffyshy scoots two messy foals to you.
>Their mouths open hungrily. They need milk! You don't know why you know that. You just do.
>You smile as your babehs get milk from you.
>You take some time to lick them clean. Clean babies are better than sticky babies.
>"Pink babeh," you count, "an' puwple babeh.. Derpy wuv babehs... Derpy wuv her babehs..."
>You nuzzle them as they fall asleep in your fluff.
>"Derpy wuv yuu babehs..."
>Really tired. Fall asleep as your babies cuddle with you, and Fluffyshy cuddles beside you.