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Anya: Ahh, lunchtime at the Corpus Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Grofit Patties. [lights go off and sirens and red lights blare as everyone in the Corpus Krab screams and runs for cover] Huh?! What's this? [doors and windows are now metal]
Nef Anyo: Can you spot him, Mr. Alad?
Alad V: [up in a crows nest with a telescope] Down there, sir! [a Grofit Patty is bouncing to the door]
Anya: [gasps] There appears to be a Grofit Patty napping in progress! [Grofit Patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door] There can only be one culprit: Vay Hek!
Vay Hek: Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win! [laughs]
Alad V: He got away, sir.
Nef Anyo: [devastated] No! He's finally stolen me secret recipe!
Anya: Perhaps not, Monsieur Anyo, for it's... [Zora tears herself into another Zora and flies off] ...Zora Blackwood! [later, Zora peeks out through under the sewer with binoculars in her hand. Catches a peek at a Grofit Patty jumping through the crowd]
Zora: A-ha! [chases it behind some buildings] Hey! [Vay Hek flies up with a propeller. Zora takes the twirling club that the cop is using as a propeller and flies after the Grofit Patty to the top of a building] Okay, that's far enough! Huh? [patty jumps off building] Tartar sauce! [uses her hat as a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building. Bounces off the ground towards the Grofit Patty. Bounces past an Ostron and a Solaris]
Ostron: Yeehaw! [Vay Hek walks into a magic shop and comes back out with funny glasses on]
Zora: Have you seen a Grofit Patty? It's about this tall and... [looks up and reads the sign MAGIC SHOP] Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, "If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true." [Vay Hek takes away Grofit Patty]
Vay Hek: Argh! I can't take it!
Zora: Vay Hek! It's you!
Vay Hek: Yes! And after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that... that just wasn't fair! Here. Take the stupid patty, I don't want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Corpus Krab. You don't know what it's like to be a loser. [cries]
Zora: Aww, cheer up, Vay Hek. I think you're a winner.
Vay Hek: [stops crying] Wh-what did you say?
Zora: I said, you're a-- [a bunch of people run up and point at Vay Hek]
All: Loser! [Vay Hek jumps away from group and walks back to his restaurant]
Alad V: How does it feel to be the most hated thing in the Origin System, Vay Hek?! It hurts, doesn't it?! I know!
Cressa Tal: Yeah, and for running you out, we're going to make this kid honorary town rookie of the day. [puts a big donut with a ribbon on it around Zora]
Alad V, Nef Anyo, Cressa Tal, Ergo Glast, Konzu, Eudico, Darvo, Clem, and Simaris: ♪For she's a jolly good rookie, for she's a jolly good rookie, for she's a jolly good rookie...♪
[Everyone throws Zora into the air.]
Zora: [thinking to herself] I'll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie.
All: [as Zora comes down, they stop singing] Which no... whatever. [everyone walks away. Later, Vay Hek hears a knock on his door at his restaurant]
Vay Hek: A customer? [opens door] Our special today is chum... [sees Zora at the door] ...balaya.
Zora: Hi, Mr. Vay Hek.
Vay Hek: Haven't you degraded me enough for one day?
Zora: No. I mean...I want you to come out and play with me.
Vay Hek: What?
Zora: Play with me.
Vay Hek: You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?
Zora: No, but I like to go Eidolon... [Vay Hek closes the door]
Vay Hek: That naïve Tenno! How long must I suffer this?
Tyl Regor: You're not letting her leave, are you? Can't you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge!
Vay Hek: Elaborate. [computer shows images of a Grofit Patty and Zora]
Tyl Regor: Befriend the Zora, then when the time is just right, take the Grofit Patty!
Vay Hek: Take the Grofit Patty? [runs back to the door]
Tyl Regor: Get moving, genius, don't let him get away.
Zora: [Vay Hek opens the door] ...hunting with my friends on the Plains of Cetus.
Vay Hek: Alright, Zora, I'll play your little game.
Zora: Great! [Zora grabs Vay Hek and runs off] Last one to the Plains is an Infested stiff! [now at Plains of Eidolon] So, I get the big gun and you get the little gun. [hands Vay Hek a pistol bigger than him]
Vay Hek: What happens after we eat 'em?
Zora: You don't eat 'em, you catch 'em, like this! [shoots at an Eidolon] Like that.
Vay Hek: And?
Zora: And then you throw them back. But watch out for the stingers!
Vay Hek: Stingers? [Vay Hek imagines ruling the Origin System with an Eidolon that only he controls] All knees will bow to Vay Hek! Hail, Vay Hek! I win, I win! [end of fantasy] I win, I wi--
Zora: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Vay Hek: What's that?
Zora: Fun is when you... fun is... it's like... it's kinda... sorta like a...
Zora: What is fun? Let me spell it for you. ♪F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime at all!♪
Kuakas: ♪Up here in the depths of space.♪
Vay Hek: ♪F is for fire that burns down the whole planet, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survivors, when you-♪
Zora: Vay Hek! Those things aren't what fun is all about. Now, do it like this: ♪F is for friends who do stuff to-♪
Vay Hek: Never! That's completely idiotic!
Zora: Here, let me help you. ♪F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me.♪ Try it!
Vay Hek: ♪N is for anywhere, anytime at all!♪
Kuakas: ♪Up here in the depths of space!♪
Vay Hek: Wait, I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?
Zora: No! That's how you're suppose to feel!
Vay Hek: Well, I like it. Let's do it again!
Zora: Okay!
Zora and Vay Hek: ♪F is for frolic through all the flowers, U is for ukulele. N is nose-picking, chewing gum, and sand-licking, here with my best buddy. Hahahahahahahaha!♪
[Nef Anyo is looking through a telescope at Zora and Vay Hek]
Nef Anyo: Arrgh, mutiny.
[At the Chum Bucket, Vay Hek is changing clothes.]
Vay Hek: And after that, we frolicked through the flowers, and then we...
Tyl Regor: Sounds like fun.
Vay Hek: Well, the really fun part was when we...
Tyl Regor: What did you do with the Grofit Patty?
Vay Hek: The what? [shows a Grofit Patty on Tyl Regor's computer screen]
Tyl Regor: The Grofit Patty, remember?
Vay Hek: You can't rush these things, you know.
Tyl Regor: You're forgetting about the mission! [shows a formula]
Vay Hek: What are you talking about?
Tyl Regor: You're going native, Vay Hek! Look at yourself! [metal arm picks up Vay Hek and shows him wearing a skirt like Zora's]
Vay Hek: What?
[cuts to Corpus Krab]
Nef Anyo: I haven't seen Vay Hek in a while. He must be scheming.
Zora: Who knows? Maybe he's changed.
Nef Anyo: Who knows? I think you knows! [shows a picture of her and Vay Hek holding up the letters for FUN]
Zora: He's changed, I tell you! [Vay Hek enters]
Vay Hek: SpongeBuddy! Yoo-hoo! [Zora runs over to Vay Hek]
Zora: Vay Hek-buddy! Let’s go! I forgot this is a no friend zone!
Nef Anyo: Zora, may I speak to you in private. [talking to Vay Hek] You won't mind if I set this here, will you? [puts a plate with a Grofit Patty on the table and pushes it toward him]
Zora: What's this all about, Nef Anyo?
Nef Anyo: He's a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he's...
Zora: Why can't you just accept our friendship?
Nef Anyo: He's just after me recipe. I'll prove it to you. [walks up to Vay Hek] Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.
Vay Hek: Oh, yes, but I'm saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.
Nef Anyo: Uhh... suit yourself. [walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Vay Hek. Uses a fan to get the smell to Vay Hek]
Zora: We've had enough of your little tests, Nef Anyo! [turns the fan off] Come on, Vay Hek, let's get out of here. [both walk away]
Nef Anyo: Maybe the girl was right. Maybe Vay Hek's gone straight. [plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard] And maybe condrocs will fly out of my pants! [takes the boat and paddles to the movies] Hang on there, laddie, I'm a-comin! [at the movies, Zora and Vay Hek are sitting in the front row. Zora is giving popcorn to Vay Hek as she is eating some herself. Then Oni Frame comes down and sits on Vay Hek, squishing him]
Zora: I sure like sequels, Vay Hek. [sees Oni Frame in his spot] Hey, Oni Frame, you're sitting on my friend. [Oni Frame meanly smiles and gets comfortable in his seat, and a squelching sound comes from Vay Hek being squashed by his butt] Hey, Oni Frame! [throws some popcorn and Oni Frame runs after it]
Vay Hek: Thanks for that, friend.
Zora: Sure thing.
Nef Anyo: Listen up! [Nef Anyo shadow is on the movie screen]
Zora: Nef Anyo? [in the projector room]
Nef Anyo: He's deceiving ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he's got! [the ladies didn't understand, so they reach in their husbands pockets and take out a watch, some money and a piggy bank then run off] You too, boy! [Zora reaches into Vay Hek's pocket and takes out a Grofit Patty]
Zora: [gasps] I cant believe this!
Vay Hek: It's not what you think.
Zora: What is it then? Tell me what you see here!
Vay Hek: I... I don't see anything.
Zora: [starting to cry] How can you not see it!? [groans]
Vay Hek: [beginning to tear up as well] Okay, okay, I see it! It's a Grofit Patty, okay?! I couldn't help it!
Zora: But we sang The F.U.N. Song! [clutches her stomach] I think I'm gonna be sick! How long?
Vay Hek: How long what?
Zora: [grabs Vay Hek, holding him in her fist] How long were you planning on doing this?! [tears well up in Zora's eyes] Tell me!
[Vay Hek puts his head down and begins to sob.]
Zora: [the tears now dripping down her face] What?!
Vay Hek: [looks up at Zora] All right, it's true! I tricked you to get the Grofit Patty! But then you showed me friendship! [the two look each other in the eyes] And now I realize... that's all I really wanted!
Zora: [sniffs, then smiles, beginning to stop crying] Really?
Vay Hek: [Vay Hek grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen] No, not really. Being evil is too much fun! [laughs evilly]
Movie Man: Oh, darling, I know that nothing could ever tear us apart. [Vay Hek rips through the screen]
Zora: Nef Anyo, he's gone. He got the patty. He won.
Nef Anyo: Ho-ho, no he didn't, girl! Don't you know what’s behind these screens? Solid concrete! [laughs. Vay Hek is squished on the wall groaning. Nef Anyo takes the Grofit Patty]
Zora: I'm sorry, Nef Anyo. I thought Vay Hek had changed.
Nef Anyo: Don't blame him, lad. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Grofit Patty! Now let's go back to the Corpus Krab and have a fresh one on me!
Zora: Aye, aye, Nef Anyo!
Nef Anyo: Well, maybe on a discount. [Nef Anyo flicks Vay Hek off the wall and onto Oni Frame's jelly beans]
Vay Hek: Huh? [Vay Hek runs around Oni Frame's hand getting chased by his other hand] Yee... AAH!