Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- My husband, he’s the odd man out
- When young, they called him fool
- He asked about the obvious
- As stubborn as a mule
- They thought him slow, they thought him dim
- They did not think him brave
- For though he knew not what fear was
- He never could behave!
- His brother, the town’s golden boy
- Wanted to teach him truth
- He’d dress up like a ghost, and then
- Jump out to scare the youth!
- He was surprised, but never scared
- My to-be love lashed out
- His brother tumbled down the stairs
- His leg no longer stout
- That gentle boy was cast away
- He journeyed far and wide
- He asked the owner of an inn
- Where he could find a guide.
- He wanted to find shiver-mes
- The heebie jeebies, too.
- There was a challenge the king set
- The keeper thought might do.
- Three nights in castle plagued with ghouls
- Bringing along three things
- The winner’d get a princess fair
- And castle’s gold and rings
- A fire, lathe, and cutting board
- Including, too, the knife
- That’s what that fearless, handsome lad
- Used to make me his wife!
- The first night, voices moaned of cold
- The young man called them dumb
- He had a nice warm fire set
- If only they would come
- Two cats lept out, as black as sin
- And asked him for a game
- He tricked them to the cutting board
- Then used his knife to maim
- The room filled up with cats and dogs
- He fought off every one
- When morning came he was unharmed
- He had the first night won!
- The second night brought half a man
- The boy was not afraid
- He called up for the second half
- And gave it to the shade
- More dead men came, but did not fight
- They wanted just to bowl
- He took his lathe and carved their skulls
- So they would better roll
- They bowled all night with dead men’s legs
- The boy had so much fun
- When morning came, he was still there
- The second night was won!
- On the last night he heard a noise
- Men brought a coffin in
- The youth, distraught, warmed the corpse up
- It looked like his cousin
- The carcass woke, it was confused
- And tried to choke the lad
- He closed it up inside its box
- The coffin rocked like mad
- The boy sat down atop the lid
- He did not let it up
- The dead thing yelled and vowed to him
- Upon his bones it’d sup
- Finally it gave and made a deal
- It’d lead him to the gold
- The boy agreed and lept aside
- The corpse did as it told.
- A richer man, but still not scared
- He waited for the sun
- The morning came and he emerged
- The king’s challenge was won!
- My husband now, of thirty years
- He longs for shivers still
- I love him dear, but I won’t lie
- I’m sick of all that swill
- If you’ll excuse me for a bit
- My husband is in bed
- I have a glass of ice water
- To pour upon his head!
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement