Missed

>be on computer browsing [spoiler] le reddit xDDDDD[/spoiler]
>fuck that
>your not a faggot
>you wouldn't go there
>you are browsing youtube because why the fuck not
[spoiler]seriously, if you browse reddit at all, kill yourself, you are just as bad as 9gaggers[/spoiler]
>fluffy pony is bothering you he's hungry again
>you just fed him 10 minutes ago
"Didn't you just eat?"
>"Fwuffy make poo poo so now hungy agin"
without taking your eyes off the screen, you remind fluffy pony, "I hope you made poo poo in your litter box, Fluffy. You know how Daddy doesn't love fluffy ponies that make poo poo on the floor."
>Fluffy skitz out of the room as fast as his stubby little legs could
>he did it again
>go into the bathroom to see fluffy pony crying in a pile of shit
>next to the litter box
>he didn't make it in time and probably forgot he didn't shit INSIDE the litter box
>"Fwuffy sowwie! Fwuffy no mean to make poo poo on fwoor! Daddy stiww wuvs fwuffy wite? Fwuffy be good, fwuffy make poo poo in box fwom now on! Fwuffy sowwie!"
>pick up fluffy pony
>he's covered in shit
>but not from shitting himself
>this time he tried pushing the shit back into the litter box
"No smeww pwettie! Ew!"
>obviously it didn't work
>grab the bucket from underneath the sink
>its filled with a little bit of water from a damn leak
>its not enough to drown fluffy pony
>drop fluffy pony inside the bucket
>"Ouchies! Why daddy dwop Fwuffy? Fwuffy's weggies huwt!"
>it must have broken one or more of its legs from the fall
>damn those things are fragile
>oh well
>"Pwease giv huggies! Daddy PWEASE!"
"You've been a naughty fluffy."
>"Fwuffy sowwie! Fwuffy didn mean to make poo poo on fwoor! Pwease wet out!"
>open up the top of the litter box
>"Fwuffys weggies huwt Daddy! Wan huggies! Wan numm-ASJDLFJALSDJ"
>cut off Fluffy pony and begin pouring the contents of his litter box on top of him
>*cough*"Daddy pwease stop!"*cough*"Cant move!"*cough*"Weggies no work! Why-*cough*-cant bwe*cough*bweathe!"
>all the rocks and shit from the litter box is covering fluffy pony
>within seconds he is completely submerged in his own litter
>a few days later you still hear him coughing up rocks and shit from underneath