Seacats Tea Party Chapter 8

Bernkastel:.....................................................

Beato:...How did you like it? Did it satisfy you?

Bernkastel:..........................................................

Battler:......HEY!! Say something......

Bernkastel: GEORGE. EVA. HIDEYOSHI. *giggle**cackle**giggle* AHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Beato & Battler: W-What?! Impossible!!

Lambda: *giggle* I haven't seen Bern solve a game this quickly since...I don't remember when!!*giggle*

Battler:....tch...how?

Bernkastel: The key to solving the whole mystery is the 1st Twilight. First, Hideyoshi lies about George being dead. Then Eva lies about destroying Kumasawa's master key. And the most important one, Hideyoshi lies about Nanjo carrying duct tape with him that morning.

Beato: Kuh...!!

Bernkastel: Since Nanjo didn't have any duct tape, they had to go back all the way to guesthouse. Meanwhile, George escapes from the chapel. And when they come back, he is already gone! It is dark in the chapel so nobody notices anything while sealing off the building!

Battler: D-damn..you..

Bernkastel: Oh, and I left out the best part: Eva actually destroys a key! Natsuhi says it after all that she saw Eva destroying a key! However, that key wasn't Kumasawa's master key...

Beato: H-How....?

Bernkastel: IT WAS THE CHAPEL KEY THAT WAS DESTROYED BY EVA!! *giggle* At the start you talked about keys and all...but you didn't say anything about how the keys looked like...

Battler: !!

Bernkastel: Of course, poor Natsuhi couldn't possibly know that it was the chapel key. *giggle* As for the 2nd Twilight, either Eva/Hideyoshi or George could be the murderer. It is irrelevant. The important thing is that Eva needs to give George the master key during the 2nd Twilight.

Lambda: Splendid, Bern!! Oh...How I love you..~~~

Bernkastel: 4th and 5th Twilight was carried out by George, obviously. Just like the 6th and the 7th. As for the 8th, probably Hideyoshi or Eva but it is possible for George too if one of them let him in...

Lambda: OHHH!!!! BERN!!!!

Lambdadelta was engulfed in ecstasy as she watched Bernkastel solve the whole game. Battler and Beato were grinding their teeth on the other hand. And Ange just watched with a disappointed look on her face.

Bernkastel: 9th Twilight was only possible for Hideyoshi or George. Then Hideyoshi played the dead husband...*cackle*

Battler: I-Incredible..

Bernkastel: AHAHHA!! Want me to throw in a bonus for you? Rosa won't stand a chance since both of her guns have been emptied!! *cackle*

Ange: This can't be! Onii-chan...losing...it is impossible...

Bernkastel: /RED/ Your brother is one of the biggest morons I haver ever come across. I say this as someone who has traveled for 1000 years through the different Fragments. AHAHAAHAHA!!!*giggle*/RED/

Battler: I'm sorry..everyone...I tried my best.

Beato: Ngh...This failure is also my responsibility...I underestimated her..

Lambda: Just so you all know, Bern is the biggest mystery fan in the entire universe..Hehe, she is in a whole different league.

Bernkastel: Still, this was a pretty weak performance. Now, on to some more Battler bullying...What should I do with you to make your life more miserable? Hmm....

Ange: You won't bully Onii-chan...you will have to get through me first!

Ange stepped between Battler - who was kneeling and hitting the floor in frustration - and Bernkastel.

Battler: Ange, don't! It...was just a game...We were just playing, that's right...and I lost. It's that simple. It isn't nice of her to bully us...but we lost.

Beato:...This is your victory, Lady Bernkastel. Congratulations.

Beatrice's face was too serious for the words she spoke.

Bernkastel: Which reminds me - you have to do what you promised, Battler. At least keep that one promise for God's sake...*cackle*

Lambda: Yeah, yeah! /RED/ As the Judge of this game, I declare that Bern won fair and square. And Battler has to fulfill his promise to her or he will get spanked by me./RED/

Ange: Promise? Onii-chan...you didn't...agree to marry HER, did you?!

Beato: WHAT?!

Battler: Hell no!! Don't spread misinfo, Ange!!

Bernkastel: This idiot agreed to entertain Auau in my place. I hope you will enjoy reading to her for thousands of years. *giggle*

Battler: W-What? I don't remeber talking about the details...

Kumasawa: Poor Battler-sama...Always playing games with shady persons and then getting into trouble...

Genji: Don't worry, I'm sure The Master can handle it.

Bernkastel: So, Baaattlerrr...Are you ready for this "short" job? *cackle*

???: I don't remember asking you to gather more toys for me, my miko.

Bernkastel: !!

Battler: Y-you...

Beato: That voice...

Lambda: There is no mistake...

Ange: What is happening?? Who is..THAT? WHAT IS THAT?

The floor started to shake in the room...cracks appeared all over the place...

Featherine: Featherine Augustus Aurora...no less, no more...in person. *giggle*

Ange: Are you...Onii-chan's friend?

Featherine: Not really. ...But you and I have already met. Though that 'you' wasn't the same as 'you'.

Ange: Huh??

Featherine: *giggle* Don't think about it too hard.

Bernkastel: What are you doing here?!

Featherine: I have just decided to drop in and give my greetings. You children always leave me out from everything.

Bernkastel: This is none of your business...Nobody invited you here.

Featherine: I go where my curiosity takes me. This time I ended up here. That is all.

Lambda: Yeah, like we believe it...

Featherine: Good to see you in one piece again. I hope your injuries have healed since last time.

Lambda: Are you here to ruin our fun? If you are, you are doing a good job...

Featherine: I don't care about you particularly. I came here because I have heard my miko is partcipating in games...And more importantly, I have also heard that her reward in said game involves me a great deal.

Battler: You mean...you came here to discuss this?

Featherine: I don't discuss things. I state things. And I state that my miko won't get away from me by using a child of man as her replacement!

Bernkastel: Ah..you see...I wasn't serious at all...I like reading for you and everything...But it is very tiring..and...

Featherine: Be silent. I am talking with the others.

Bernkastel:..........

Beato: So...you won't kidnap Battler and force him to read for you endlessly?

Featherine: Of course not. Battler is too inferior intellectually for such a job. *giggle*

Lambda: She is kind of right...being stuck with Battler for infinity..or even for a thousand year...only Beato could handle that, I guess...

Battler: Hey, I am here too!!

Lambda: We know, that is exactly why we are talking about you. *cackle*

Ange: Wait, so you let Onii-chan stay with us?

Featherine: I may borrow him once or twice in the future when I am tired of my current miko's insolent behavior...but I don't plan on keeping him for long periods of time.

Ange: Thank God!

Bernkastel: But! It was a game between me and Battler!! We agreed!! You can't do this...to me!! Why do you always have to butt in when you are the least needed?!

Featherine: You know you are really pushing it now...Your dirty mouth is unpleasant to listen to. And to top it all, getting into games without informing me...and agreeing on rewards and punishments that involve me...in my place...*giggle*

Bernkastel: W-What?!

Featherine: I think it is time for me to punish you.

Bernkastel: !! I'm sorry...Auau, forgive me...please...

Featherine: How should I punish you?? Last time it was...bathing, before that being chased around by wolves and dogs...now..let's see...Aha. I know a suitable punishment for you.

Lambda: This sounds really interesting all of a sudden!!

As Bernkastel was covering in fear and Lambda's eyes were glowing with happiness...

???: .........................

A goat headed servant appeared besides Featherine. He was just like Beatrice's servants...but there was something strange about him.

He continued to stare at Bernkastel throughly. His breathing grew faster and faster as he was eating her up with his gaze. Bern couldn't do anything but swallow as she was paralyzed by fear.

Bernkastel: Y-you..monster...not this...again....

???: *************************************

He murmured something inaudible.

Battler: What is this....

Lambda: Shh!!

Lambdadelta silenced the confused Battler.

???: ***************Bernkastel.

Ange: Onii-chan, I'm scared...

Nobody had enough courage to move even an inch. It was like everything was frozen temporarily.

???: I..************Bernkastel.

Bernkastel: Don't you dare to touch me...you filthy...

???: I **** to ***** Bernkastel.

Bernkastel: I'm warning you, you low-life...

???: I want to **** Bernkastel.

Genji:..............

Kumasawa: I..can't watch this...

???: I want to SPANK Bernkastel!!!

Bernkastel: Ah!!!

It happened in an instant. Bern tried to escape...but the goat was much faster. He grabbed her by her tail and pulled her to himself.

???: SPANK!! SPANK!! RED BUTT!! BERN BUTT!!

Bernkastel: MEW!!

The witch had no way to escape from him. He held her down and pulled up her skirt...a round ass could be seen. A little but juicy, round ass. She was shaking with terror. Her black panties were seen by everyone. The humiliation...was unbearable.

*SLAP* The goat slapped Bernkastel's ass. Her panties were torn apart by the force he hit her with.

Bernkastel: N-Nooo!! D-Don't watch!! If any of you watches iiiiiiiiii!!! I will kiiiiiillll yooouuuu!!!

*slap* *bam* With incredible strength and speed, the goat-head spanked her ass. Her bottom was beginning to turn blood red...

Bernkastel: UWAH!! Y-yooouuuu filthy beast......you enjooooyyy spanking innocent little girls, riiiiight? AUAU!! It h-hurttts!!!

Her eyes were teary from the feeling of shame. Her face was as red as her ass.

Lambda: B-Bern....

Lambda sit down on a nearby chair and started to pull up her own skirt...

Ange: What is going on?!

Battler: YOU SICK ANIMALS...AT LEAST NOT IN FRONT OF A CHILD!!!

Battler covered Ange's eyes and shouted at the witches.

Featherine: Ahahaha - I thought you would enjoy the show after all the torture you suffered...

Battler: I am not enjoying anything at all....!!

He said that but he couldn't turn away his head from the perverted scene in front of him.

Beato: B-Battler...you shouldn't watch!! Y-you are my husband, aren't you?!!

Battler: ?! S-Sorry!!!

Lambda's leg had something shiny and wet flowing down on it....

Lambda: B-BERN!! SHOW ME THAT FACE MORE!!!

Bernkastel: L-Lambda!! HELP!!! Uwwaawaa!!

Lamda: Sorry..but I have to help myself...FIRST!! AHHH!!

Lambda started fingering herself harder and faster than before.

???: SPANK!! NO MERCY!! MUST SLAP THE BUTTKASTEL!!!

Bernkastel: *sniff* S-Someone...a-anyone...help meeee!!! N-Nipah!!!~~~ I-I will chaaaangee....I prooomiiisee...just someoneee.....save....meeee!!

Bernkastel's tail was all over the place, like a cat who is excited when playing a game...even though she wanted to deny that she enjoyed this disgusting, vulgar act...her body betrayed her and showed her true feelings.

Genji:..............

Kumasawa: Ihhh!!! How horrible!! Terrible!! This is awful...only a demon could...do something like this!!

Ange: Onii-chan!! I want to see it too!! What is happening??

Battler: ANGE! I know I said you are a big girl now and all...but everything has its time and place!!

Beato: Please...just go away! I don't care what you do...but don't do this kind of stuff here!!

Featherine: Fufufuf. You heard that, Goat-san? They aren't enjoying the show! Heh, maybe it is time for us to go home...don't worry, you can continue there in peace.

???: SPANK!! She likes it!! I - LOVE IT!!

Bernkastel: DAMN ALL OF YOUUU!!! I won't foooorgeeet thiiiis!!!

Lambda: UMMM!!! Bern...is so cute...

Lambdadelta licked her fingers and got up from the chair.

Featherine: Hoh? You want to come over for some tea, Lambdadelta?

Lambda: P-Please...allow me...to participate!!

Featherine: Hohohoh...Maybe...

With that, Featherine, the goat and Bernkastel all disappeared.

Lambda: HEY! WAIT FOR ME!!

Lambda followed them too.

Battler:..............................................

Beato:................................................

Kumasawa:..............................................

Genji:..................................................

Ange: What is it? What is it?! Ah....it is over! They are gone!! And I wanted to see that mean girl getting punished...Onii-chan, you are no fun at all...

Battler: A-Anyway...Ange! What did you think about my game?!

Ange: Don't change topic all of a sudden!

Beato: B-Battler is right...We should talk about our game...believe me....so you weren't scared by it, right?

Ange:...Ah. A little...maybe...But instead of fear...I rather felt sadness and pity for...Dad and Mom...and the rest of them...even though they are pieces...they can still feel pain and everything....I was in their place..not so long ago...

Battler: ...I am glad to see you handled it so maturely. I..am really proud of you...Ange.

Ange: And...I am proud of you too, Onii-chan!! Even though you and Beato didn't stand a chance...you still fought with honor...and accepted defeat...You are the best, Onii-chan.

Beato: Yeah, we really got destroyed back there...Haha! We have a long way to go, I guess...even an Endless Witch like myself...who has lived for a thousand years has a lot to learn!

Battler: Yes! But we won't give up, we will keep going on!! And one day...maybe we can outsmart Bernkastel and her buddies...

Beato: No doubt there. We can do it if we are together...Battler.

Battler:...Yeah...we will be together...always...

Ange: Ugh..Quit the romantic stuff in front of me...You aren't a bad person, Beato. But I will be watching you...If you hurt Onii-chan's feelings, I will never forgive you!

Beato: That is a promise, huh?? *cackle* All right then. I promise I will never hurt either your feelings or Battler's. Ever. And I always keep my promises.

Battler: That's right...You aren't like me...

Kumasawa: Ohohoho. The Master and Beatrice-sama always warm my heart...Watching them together is really relaxing.

Genji: I have to agree. They fit each other perfectly.

Ange: Hey, everyone. Let's go eat some candy!!

Battler: Haha, sure. Go ahead. Eat and drink as you please! Your happiness is the most important thing in the world to me, after all.

Ange: Onii-chan...

Battler: Go. Play with the Seven Sisters and have fun. I and Beato will play some more for a little, okay?

Ange:....Okay.

Battler: Genji, Kumasawa. Please watch over her.

Kumasawa: Ohoho, no problem.

Genji: As you wish.

Beatrice made all three of them disappear in a cloud of golden butterflies.

After that, the Golden Witch sat down in her usual place, watching the chess board in front of her.

Beato: Shall we play another one? The possibilities are endless...

Battler: Hmm. You want to play with me again? I thought we were going to watch some game that was made by a goat on the Internet...

Beato: Maybe later. But for now...we should have a game. Just you and me. No Bernkastel, Lambdadelta or Featherine. Just the two of us.

Battler:...For old times' sake? OK, I accept the challenge!!

Beato: And thus, we will continue our "endless torture" . Heh...Isn't that right, USHIROMIYA BAAAATTTLEEEER????!!!!!