DeadAnon day 4

> day 4
> hoof cleaner in hand, the body starts the day eager and ready
> pinkie pie is the first to take notice
> "Well howdy there! You setting up some sort of hoof shining business? Sign me up!"
> the body doesn't move
> "what's the matter silly? Don't know how to use hoof cleaner? Here let me show you"
> she takes a rag and soaks it in hoof cleaner
> "then you go like this"
> she grabs the arm holding the soaked rag and rubs it on her hoof"
> "then I do this!"
> she tosses a bit in the general direction on anon
> "see, it's that easy!"
> she walks away with a shiny new hoof
> Cheerilee walks by
> her hoof brushes past the rag
> "oh well thank you sir"
> she throws a bit at anon
> throughout the day, various ponies' hooves are cleaned
> by the end of rush hour the body has a stack of about 20 or so bits
> Big Mac walks by
> "Nnnnope"
> he tries to avoid the rag
> he knocks it out of the body's hand
> he just walks away
> the body now lays on its belly with a partially open palm
> Lyra walks by
> "oh he's still here! Yay! What's this? A hoof massage, with those hands!?"
> she puts her hoof into the body's partly open hand and rubs it around
> "ooooh this feels so nice"
> Bon-Bon catches up to her partner
> "Lyra! What are you doing!?"
> "Getting a hoof massage, want to try it?"
> "Absolutely not! Now come on!"
> Bon-Bon drags Lyra away
> "Wait, I need to pay him"
> she throws a ten bit piece at anon
> the sun begins to set
> Octavia and her band are walking by
> she stumbles and drops the case on the body's hand
> "oh my, are you alright sir?"
> no response
> "golden tone, give this poor fellow a ticket to our next show"
> a stallion drops a ticket onto the body's outstretched hand
> the hand stays outstretched
> "what? Another? Well alright I guess"
> another ticket in the body's hand
> they continue on as if nothing happened
> the night progresses
> spike stumbles on by, mumbling
> "why does she always make me go shopping for spell ingredients at night?"
> he starts to daydream
> "I bet Rarity wouldn't make me do this. Rarity's so nice to me, especially when she defended me against those dragons. I need to do something nice for her!"
> he spots the body
> "excuse me sir, do you know any good places to go to treat a high class mare?
> he swipes the tickets from the body's hand
> "Two tickets to the Equestrian Symphonic Orchestra? Perfect! Thanks man!"
> he runs off as fast as his little dragon legs could carry him
> end day 4