ThingPone story - part 11 -

>"I'm so glad!"
>She kisses your cheek
>"Finally you're willing to not only call me your waifu, but also let others know! Oh, I love you more than I can even try to describe!"
>She squeezes you tight
"Of course, Thing. It's the least I could do. I mean, you're so sweet and kind to me, even the times where you do, admittedly, lose control a bit."
>You scratch behind her ear
"So we're officially a couple...huh. I dunno, it's...well, straight up, it's my first time."
>Thing squees
"But...fuck, I'll be honest with you. I kind of feel bad that I lost my chance with the other ponies. I mean, I know I only need you, it's - I'm being silly."
>She shakes her head
>"Not at all. I get it, I do. Though if you want to, just give me the word and I'll acquire their DNA, and we can give them the Trixie treatment, I guess."
>You smile
"As pathetic as it sounds, I'd very much like that. But later. For now, let's just relax. Mayube take a walk around Ponyville together. Celebrate our status as a couple, I guess?"
>"Sure~"
>You head out and take a grand tour of ponyville, side by side
>Response is mostly positive
>Generally to the lines of "Aw, you make a good couple" or "I'm happy for you"
>Although it's clear some ponies are disappointed, even if they don't say it right out
>On the way, though, you encounter Trixie just outside her wagon
>She sniffs the air
>"That smell! Trixie remembers it!"
>She points at Thing
>"You! It was you who hit it and quit it last night!"
[Insert threesome here]
>After a break, Trixie stands up
>Barely
>Her legs quiver with exhaustion
>You've given her quite a show
>And she was a very lovely volunteer
>"Trixie will think of you when she is not in ponyville, and when she is, she will visit you "
>She gives you both an honest-to-god, sraight-up genuine smile
>No cockiness, no smugness, no sass
>She's somehow cuter than ever before
>And that's quite a feat
>"Trixie will take her leave now. Goodbye."
>With that, she turns and walks, giving you an excellent view of her perfect flank
>Thing looks at you
>"She knows. She's not stupid"
>You shrug
"True, but does it seem to you like she would reveal it?"
>Thing sighs
>"I guess not, but...I'm averse to taking risks like that. Even if, from her memories, she does seem like a good pony."
"Then let her be
>Thing bites her lower lip
>"Okay."
>A few days pass
>You and thing have lots of freaky sex
>Nopony seems to suspect anything
>However, the mane six all seem a bit jealous you actually found a marefriend
>If you're reading them correctly
>Maybe pony social cues are different to human ones
>Oh well
>Shit, you'd love to be the filling in an apple pie
>Hell, even cumming inside rainbow dash would be nice
>You have thing, though
>But you can't ask her to assimilate anypony
>God, that'd be so fucking wrong
>And besides, she'd have to take over their life
>She wouldn't be very happy with having to be away from you to keep up appearances
>And besides, she's already got Amber

>One day, Thing is nowhere to be seen
>Oh fuck
>She'd never voluntarily be away from you
>You could be freaking out over nothing, or you could be completely justified in worrying about this
>You know what, fuck taking chances
>You head out, asking for Amber

>Be Thingpone
>Your husbadno can't help it
>He likes feeling desired, and has been deluded by the mares in town that they want him
>Just because he finally got a waifu and became happy
>Tch
>This can't stand
>So you've decided to bring Anon what he wants
>And maybe teach the ponies a lesson in humility
>First up is Pinkie
>You trot into sugarcube corner
"Good afternoon, Pinkie!"
>"Good afternoon, Miss Rose! What can I get you?"
>You look at the impressive selection of treats
>While you do, there's a 'ding' from the kitchen
>"Oh! Excuse me, I'll be just a moment!"
>She turns around
>You try and envelop her with your tentacles
>But she bounces out of the way
>Drat!
>ou sigh
>Pinkie pie is a weird pony who somehow manages to avoid any sort of danger, this much you know. Maybe this isn't worth it.
>Or at least maybe you'll take her on later
"Oh! Sorry darling, I forgot an appointment! I have to run! See you later!"