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[FR] (RBA) Two apples, One barn

Jun 15th, 2013
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  1. >Day Seven Midgets in Equestria
  2. >Today, you are heading to Applejacks farm
  3. >To help Her apple buck and to get Big Mac of your back
  4. >Two birds with one stone
  5. >The size of his sausage scares you a bit
  6. >He can play baseball with that damn thing!
  7. >You can't change his mind, so you must try a different method
  8. >You reach the farm in a few minutes
  9. >As you work through half the day, you take a break
  10. >Bic Mac is walking to you with a smirk on his face
  11. >"Taking a break there, hot stuff?"
  12. I certainly am. Working here makes a guy tired and quite thirsty
  13. >"Would you like something to drink?" Licking his lips
  14. Don't worry, I got an apple here to help me with that
  15. >He looks a little disappointed
  16. >Before you bite into the apple, you reach the apple to him
  17. Wanna share?
  18. >His eyes brighten with hope and bites into the apple
  19. >In a few seconds, he falls to the ground
  20. >Fast asleep and snoring
  21. >A few bits well spent to get a few potions from Zecora to coat that apple
  22. >You bent down to him and whisper in his ear
  23. You are under my command. Every time you see Anon, you will only think of Braeburn.
  24. His charm and sexy body will make you rock hard.
  25. You love him, You want him, You need him and you shall make it so.
  26. Anon can't compare to his tender, rough and very large sex
  27. >This would do nicely but a funny idea pops into your head
  28. And when you are having sex with him, you will sing this...
  29.  
  30. >Later that night...
  31.  
  32. >You are Applejack
  33. >And you are shaking in your bed
  34. >A few minutes ago, you past Big Macs room hearing grunts and moans
  35. >Curiosity got to you and you took a peek
  36. >Big Mac was riding your cousin Braeburn like a maniac
  37. >Even though stallion on stallion sex is hot, they were your relatives
  38. >It grossed you out and has scared you
  39. >You can't think about relationships anymore
  40. >If you do, it will remind you about sex
  41. >and when you are reminded about sex, you see them!
  42. >What big mac was singing is now engraved in your mind and it will always remind you of sex
  43. >That innocent song, now scars you
  44. Lollypop, Lollypop, oh lolly, lolly, lolly...
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