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  1. [19:05] <@DM-Bro> WHEN WE LAST JOINED OUR HEROES THEY HAD JUST FINISHED A LEWD~ ENCOUNTER WITH THE LEGENDARY TRAVELING MERCHANT OF ODD WARES TUB MIMIC! NOW THEY ARE LEFT IN A LONELY BATHROOM WHERE IT IS NOT TOTALY LEGIT.
  2. [19:05] <@Luka|MahBoy> "I hope he gets stuck in a pipe on his way out. At least we know the basement is the right way to go. Uh... where is the basement entrance even at?"
  3. [19:06] <Cyrin> "...If you're asking for an answer beyond "down," you've got me."
  4. [19:06] * Cyrin peeks back out into the hall. "We should finish checking around up here, first, anyway."
  5. [19:07] <!Juri> "Ah-huh. Want me to resume point?"
  6. [19:07] * Cyrin nods to the mantis girl, before motioning the others back into formation.
  7. [19:08] * Eztli follows suit.
  8. [19:08] * @Luka|MahBoy takes up rear guard once again
  9. [19:08] <@DM-Bro> There's one room on the left side remaining.
  10. [19:08] <Uvel> "Well, there is still that trap laiden hall with the attic entrance. Who knows what sort of evil acts were made THERE."
  11. [19:08] * !Juri recloaks as she assumes point
  12. [19:09] <@DM-Bro> You come to the normal looking door and dectect no traps
  13. [19:09] * !Juri opens it slowly and peers in.
  14. [19:10] <@DM-Bro> It's a bedroom. Furnished with bedroomy things.
  15. [19:10] <@DM-Bro> Bed, dresser, desk closet
  16. [19:10] <@DM-Bro> That sort of stuff
  17. [19:10] <Cyrin> (EVERYTHING IS SPIKES. SOMEONE STUCK SPIKES ON SIDE OF BED, FUCK SELF IN ASS)
  18. [19:10] <!Juri> Can I walk across the room and detect traps?
  19. [19:10] <@DM-Bro> Not traps
  20. [19:11] <!Juri> Search checks?
  21. [19:11] <@DM-Bro> But there is a trap related device in the room
  22. [19:11] <@DM-Bro> Yes
  23. [19:11] <Cyrin> roll d20+5 search
  24. [19:11] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin rolled d20+5 search --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
  25. [19:11] <Eztli> roll 1d20+20 findan shit cap'n
  26. [19:11] <Dice-Bro> Eztli rolled 1d20+20 findan shit cap'n --> [ 1d20=19 ]{39}
  27. [19:11] <@DM-Bro> Eztli you find a button behind the desk.
  28. [19:12] <@DM-Bro> Red button.
  29. [19:12] * @Luka|MahBoy watches the door we walked though
  30. [19:12] <Eztli> ... I don't even press it.
  31. [19:14] <Eztli> "Guys... I found something..." Eztli says, pointing behind the desk towards the button.
  32. [19:14] <!Juri> ",,,,Everyone clear the room, rug, press it."
  33. [19:15] <!Juri> (I'm not gonna correct that)
  34. [19:15] * Cyrin moves out of the room, scanning the hallways carefully.
  35. [19:15] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Woah woah woah. Pressing buttions in this house? Is that a good idea?"
  36. [19:15] <!Juri> "...That's why the rug's gonna do it"
  37. [19:15] <Cyrin> "Luka, use your sword to push it.
  38. [19:15] <Cyrin> "Everyone else get out here."
  39. [19:15] * !Juri runs right the fuck out.
  40. [19:15] <@Luka|MahBoy> "makes sense J- WOAH WOAH WOAH!"
  41. [19:16] * Eztli makes his way the fuck out.
  42. [19:16] * @Luka|MahBoy stands there as the room empties out, "I should never have said anything."
  43. [19:16] <Cyrin> "Your blade is long enough, you should be able to be out here with us."
  44. [19:17] * Cyrin sighs.
  45. [19:17] <Cyrin> "Fuck it, I'm doing it."
  46. [19:17] <Cyrin> "Everyone out."
  47. [19:17] <Uvel> "No no Sir Cyrin, if anyone should press that evil button it should be me."
  48. [19:17] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Don't have to tell me twice." Luka leaves the room
  49. [19:17] <Cyrin> "Then go and do it."
  50. [19:18] <Uvel> "Very well!"
  51. [19:18] * Uvel once they're all outside he goes and press the button.
  52. [19:18] <@DM-Bro> You hear a click. Just a click
  53. [19:18] <Cyrin> (ROCKS FALL UVEL DIES)
  54. [19:18] <@Luka|MahBoy> (Evil rocks)
  55. [19:18] <Uvel> "Well that didn't seem too bad." He says as he looks back at the others.
  56. [19:18] <@DM-Bro> Seriously thats it.
  57. [19:19] * Cyrin shrugs. "Whatever, let's move on."
  58. [19:19] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Well that went... yeah."
  59. [19:19] <Eztli> "... well that was anti-climactic." Eztli coughs.
  60. [19:19] <Uvel> "I rather have anti-climactic in this case Sir Eztli."
  61. [19:19] <!Juri> "Whatever. Right hall?"
  62. [19:20] * Cyrin nods to Juri.
  63. [19:20] <!Juri> "Everyone on Cyrin we're moving."
  64. [19:20] <@DM-Bro> You sense no more traps. Whatever that button was it apperently disabled all the traps in the building.
  65. [19:21] <@DM-Bro> Three rooms are in the right hallway. One on each side and one at the end.
  66. [19:21] <Cyrin> We move up to the first door and check inside.
  67. [19:21] <!Juri> Checking first side door.
  68. [19:22] <Cyrin> Right.
  69. [19:22] <@DM-Bro> You enter what seems to be a workshop. You infact see an old looking bald man sitting at a desk.
  70. [19:23] * @Luka|MahBoy continues watching the door we walked into
  71. [19:23] <@Luka|MahBoy> through* not into
  72. [19:23] <Eztli> (Can I roll listen?)
  73. [19:23] <@DM-Bro> The walls are covered in odd devices and mixtures in test tubes filled with different liquids
  74. [19:23] <@DM-Bro> Yes
  75. [19:24] <Eztli> roll 1d20+13 Listen
  76. [19:24] <Dice-Bro> Eztli rolled 1d20+13 Listen --> [ 1d20=17 ]{30}
  77. [19:24] <@DM-Bro> You hear snoring
  78. [19:24] <Uvel> "Hmm, a sentient creature who is...not evil in this place? This is most inspiring."
  79. [19:24] <Eztli> "... guy's sleeping." Eztli says lowly.
  80. [19:26] <@DM-Bro> The man stirs in his sleep talking about inventing a extended finger attachment.
  81. [19:26] * Cyrin attempts to steal over to the sleeping man.
  82. [19:26] <@Luka|MahBoy> (that reference)
  83. [19:27] <Cyrin> roll d20+16
  84. [19:27] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin rolled d20+16 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{26}
  85. [19:27] <@DM-Bro> roll 1d20-3
  86. [19:27] <Dice-Bro> DM-Bro rolled 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{11}
  87. [19:27] <@DM-Bro> He's still asleep
  88. [19:27] <Cyrin> I put a hand over his mouth and try to wake him up.
  89. [19:28] * InvisiBro2 (InvisiBro@385a42df.241b33b.3bc48775.11813a15X) has joined #funksteadydnd
  90. [19:28] <@DM-Bro> "Uoooh Whaaat?" The man says as her starts to wake up.
  91. [19:28] <!Juri> Can I move up and get a flank on him just in case?
  92. [19:28] * Cyrin raises a finger to his lips, shushing the older man.
  93. [19:28] <@DM-Bro> To late he's awake.
  94. [19:29] <!Juri> >cloaked
  95. [19:29] <!Juri> >too late
  96. [19:29] <@DM-Bro> The man has very thick glasses on his face. So thick you cant see his eyes.
  97. [19:31] * Cyrin removes his hand. "What are you doing here, old man?"
  98. [19:32] <@DM-Bro> "The better question is what are YOU doing here!"
  99. [19:32] <Cyrin> "...Magic. Now you're turn."
  100. [19:32] <@DM-Bro> "Science."
  101. [19:32] <Cyrin> "...Touche."
  102. [19:32] <Uvel> "....Any sort of evil science?"
  103. [19:33] <@DM-Bro> "Well depends on the uses of said Science. I do invent a doomsday device here or there."
  104. [19:33] <@DM-Bro> "I suppose i can make a few for you kids...though I am in my pajama's"
  105. [19:33] <Uvel> "DOOMSDAY DEVICE?! ....What's a doomsday device?"
  106. [19:34] <Eztli> "... I think I'll pass."
  107. [19:34] <@Luka|MahBoy> "You could make us some? I could use one." Luka speaks up
  108. [19:34] <Cyrin> "...No one is getting a doomsday device."
  109. [19:34] <@DM-Bro> "Well I do believe I have one around here somewhere." He gets up and shuffles over to a cabinet and takes out the alchemical bomb that you guys saw the cult using.
  110. [19:35] <Cyrin> "Not those again... wait, you made these?"
  111. [19:35] <@DM-Bro> "Why yes I make many things for many people."
  112. [19:36] <Eztli> "... I threw one of those once..."
  113. [19:36] <Cyrin> "How about you stop making them for Paricidium Generis?"
  114. [19:36] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Yeah we could totally use you instead."
  115. [19:36] <@DM-Bro> "Ohh you mean my Uncles group?"
  116. [19:38] <Cyrin> "...Yes. They're doing horrific things with your doomsday devices."
  117. [19:38] <Uvel> "Even in this very mansion they've done unspeakable deeds of evil, twisting and turning souls into abominations."
  118. [19:39] <@DM-Bro> "Ohh yes he and his little friends always are coming to me for my devices and even my super soldier serum! My my they dont know how to use it right though...tis a shame It worked pretty well for that city Jadeics gaurd.."
  119. [19:39] * Cyrin makes a face.
  120. [19:39] <Eztli> "..."
  121. [19:39] <Eztli> "Wait, you made that stuff?"
  122. [19:39] * !Juri slowly shifts to Cyrin.
  123. [19:39] <!Juri> "So can we keep 'em or what?"
  124. [19:40] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Can we take this guy back with us? I'd love for him to build me something awesome."
  125. [19:40] <@DM-Bro> "Oh my yes I made it a few years ago for Mrs. Mari when she first started as High Chancellor."
  126. [19:40] * Cyrin sighs. "You get two options, old man."
  127. [19:40] <@DM-Bro> Ms.*
  128. [19:41] <Cyrin> "One, you stop helping your Uncle's group and go stay in our ship until we're done here."
  129. [19:41] <Cyrin> "Two, I hit you over the head until you pass out and we take you there."
  130. [19:41] <@DM-Bro> "Well I suppose I can leave...Though I am still in my pajama's"
  131. [19:41] <!Juri> "I'll fetch your clothes if you need it to be done."
  132. [19:43] <@DM-Bro> "I need much more than my clothes..." The man reaches into his robe and pulls out a small box. "No worries I can pack up quite quickly." He presses a button on it and it opens up sucking in nearly everything in the room into there. "There we go and no explosion this time."
  133. [19:43] <Uvel> "Explosion?!"
  134. [19:43] * Cyrin just shakes his head, then tells the old scientist where their ship is.
  135. [19:43] <!Juri> "You are just, so cool."
  136. [19:44] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Even though you have caused a lot of deaths as consequences of your experiments, I like you old man."
  137. [19:44] <@DM-Bro> "Yes yes the previous models had a bit of an explosion problem but I feel I've worked out that kink." The old man smiles and nods. "Yes yes I'll head to your little ship." He shuffles out the door.
  138. [19:45] <Uvel> "Well...no matter how much I try I can not detect any evil from this man. So the attrocities created through his experiments were not really his fault. Perhaps he can aid us with other inventions...like an armored tuxedo..."
  139. [19:46] <Eztli> "I wonder if he has any more of that serum lying around..." Eztli says to himself, looking at his knives.
  140. [19:46] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Couldn't hurt to search the room. Lots of stuff in here. I'm busy watching the doorway though. We have had enough surprises."
  141. [19:46] <Uvel> "I rather not digest anything that might turn me all veiny and the like Sir Eztli. In any case let us press on!"
  142. [19:47] <Cyrin> "Yeah, all of that stuff can be worried about later. Let's keep checking this floor before we try to head to the basement."
  143. [19:47] <Eztli> "Not for me."
  144. [19:47] <Eztli> (Can I search for the super serum?)
  145. [19:48] <@DM-Bro> There isnt shit in the room. He took it all
  146. [19:48] <Eztli> (well shit)
  147. [19:51] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Hmmm... that serum is pretty effective. If her perfected it I wonder..." A glint flashes in Luka's eyes
  148. [19:52] <Cyrin> "Let's check across the hall, folks."
  149. [19:52] <Uvel> "Let us think such thoughts after we smite this entire place of evil, Luka my boy." He says as he follows Cyrin.
  150. [19:52] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Right. I'll still cover the back still."
  151. [19:54] * Cyrin creeps up to the door with everyone else in tow.
  152. [19:54] <@DM-Bro> Open the door? ___Yes ___No
  153. [19:54] * Cyrin nods to the others to follow, before opening the door slowly.
  154. [19:55] <@DM-Bro> Fort saves
  155. [19:55] <Cyrin> roll d20+14
  156. [19:55] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin rolled d20+14 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{29}
  157. [19:55] <Eztli> roll 1d20+11
  158. [19:55] <Dice-Bro> Eztli rolled 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{20}
  159. [19:55] <@Luka|MahBoy> roll 1d20+14
  160. [19:55] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{27}
  161. [19:55] <Uvel> roll d20+24
  162. [19:55] <Dice-Bro> Uvel rolled d20+24 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{36}
  163. [19:56] <Uvel> roll d20+24 Will do
  164. [19:56] <Dice-Bro> Uvel rolled d20+24 Will do --> [ 1d20=19 ]{43}
  165. [19:56] <Uvel> roll d20+24 Will do 3rd
  166. [19:56] <Dice-Bro> Uvel rolled d20+24 Will do 3rd --> [ 1d20=14 ]{38}
  167. [19:57] <@DM-Bro> (Juri PINGU)
  168. [19:59] <!Juri> roll 1d20+13
  169. [19:59] <Dice-Bro> Juri rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{29}
  170. [20:01] <@DM-Bro> Everyone but Uvel is sucked into the door that just opened. Juri and Luka both crash into Uvel who still tanks it standing firm. Uvel all you see is a pitch black rectangle where a door should be. And it's very fucking evil inside.
  171. [20:01] <@DM-Bro> Everyone but Uvel will save.
  172. [20:01] <Cyrin> roll d20+14
  173. [20:01] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin rolled d20+14 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{17}
  174. [20:01] <Eztli> roll 1d20+6
  175. [20:01] <Dice-Bro> Eztli rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
  176. [20:02] <!Juri> roll 1d20+12
  177. [20:02] <Dice-Bro> Juri rolled 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{30}
  178. [20:06] * Uvel immidiately readies his sword and shield as he stares into the evil darkness. "Chaps, are you alright?! Get out of there now! There is much evil inside of that room!"
  179. [20:08] <Cyrin> "WE'D LOVE TO BUT WE'RE KINDA NOT THE ONES IN CHARGE OF THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
  180. [20:08] <@DM-Bro> You can't hear him. You stuck in a dark void.
  181. [20:08] * !Juri waves her hand in front of her face
  182. [20:08] <!Juri> "Dude...did they lace my weed or something...?"
  183. [20:09] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Reminds me of the mines a bit."
  184. [20:10] <@Luka|MahBoy> roll 1d20+9
  185. [20:10] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{15}
  186. [20:11] <@DM-Bro> Juri your stuck in the void for a few more seconds and you almost swear you see yourself in the void before it all disappears.
  187. [20:13] <@DM-Bro> Luka you see....yourself? Appear before you in a miner outfit.
  188. [20:13] <@Luka|MahBoy> "What the...? Who are you?" Luka says his blade freezing over
  189. [20:15] <@DM-Bro> "What are you stupid? I'm you of course. Just I'm the part of you that should have been...This isnt who you are, playing hero. You know as well as I do that you belong in the mines."
  190. [20:16] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Really? No, REALLY? I've been walking though a god awful vortex of evil, in a house filled with things I cannot wait to blow up, and now some imposter comes before me claiming to be me? Come on, only an idiot would fall for something as stupid as this."
  191. [20:20] <@DM-Bro> "An Idiot like Oswald?" The miner Luka gives a sinister smirk. "That dumbass didn't know what he was doing and caused a rockslide that killed all those worthless hacks...oh wait...that was you."
  192. [20:21] <@Luka|MahBoy> "How do you know about him? I've never mentio- it doesn't matter. Bad things happened..." Luka toys with the small pendent in his pocket. "I left that place behind! That is all there is to it! Why are you even here imposter?!"
  193. [20:23] <@DM-Bro> "Who knows I should be in the mines right now just mining away for a useless wage. Not like I have anyone to go back to. Sometimes I wish I was killed in that rockslide as well."
  194. [20:26] <@Luka|MahBoy> "No I don't. I mean no you don't! You weren't even in there! I was there, I was the one who had to clean up the bodies, scape my one friend off the floor and take his job, not you! Now why are you here?!" Luka yells out "I'm getting sick of remembering this shit."
  195. [20:28] <@DM-Bro> "Sure you'd much remember night waking up next to your little Ahri wouldn't you? You know its worthless being with her they'll all be dead soon enough. You know this crusade to stop the cult is useless. I mean you're human if you just sit back and do nothing you'd be left alone."
  196. [20:31] <!Juri> roll 1d20+5 (Ignore this)
  197. [20:31] <Dice-Bro> Juri rolled 1d20+5 (Ignore this) --> [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
  198. [20:31] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Fuck you! You want to kill everything that isn't human but they're just like the other races! I've been treated better by the others than my own fucking kind!" The sword's ice grows a few degrees colder
  199. [20:32] <!Juri> roll 1d20+5 (Ignore this)
  200. [20:32] <Dice-Bro> Juri rolled 1d20+5 (Ignore this) --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
  201. [20:32] <!Juri> roll 1d20+5 (Ignore this)
  202. [20:32] <Dice-Bro> Juri rolled 1d20+5 (Ignore this) --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  203. [20:32] <!Juri> roll 1d20+5 (Ignore this)
  204. [20:32] <Dice-Bro> Juri rolled 1d20+5 (Ignore this) --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  205. [20:32] <!Juri> roll 1d20+5 (Ignore this)
  206. [20:32] <Dice-Bro> Juri rolled 1d20+5 (Ignore this) --> [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
  207. [20:34] <@DM-Bro> "Dude I could give a shit if they we're wiped out or not I'm just saying its dumb to be involved. Think about it why did you even leave the mines in the first place? To what become a town gaurd where you basicly did the same shit but in a different area? You still didn't make any friends or do anything signifigant! Face it your a fucking loner you have no place here among these people!"
  208. [20:36] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Shows how much you know for being my clone. At least now I get to see the fucking sun! At least now I get to wake up knowing what day of the week it is and not have!"
  209. [20:39] <@DM-Bro> "It's all useless in the longrun! If by some chance you actually succeed? What do you think is going to happen? Your never going to talk to these people again and quite frankly fuck them! Fuck Juri, Fuck Eztli, Fuck em all they're a bunch of dumbasses!"
  210. [20:43] <@Luka|MahBoy> "Fuck them? FUCK YOU! Juri and I might not talk a lot but... I see something in her! She's a good friend and you, assuming you really are me, are nothing but what I will you to be! Now either submit to me or die off from my life!" Luka rushes to attack
  211. [20:45] <@DM-Bro> You attack is reflected by your clone weilding the same exact sword. His mining gear vanishes revealing branded armor much like yours.
  212. [20:45] <@DM-Bro> Roll initiative
  213. [20:45] <Dice-Bro> DM-Bro rolled initiative --> error: malformed expression
  214. [20:46] <@Luka|MahBoy> roll 1d20+10
  215. [20:46] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{30}
  216. [20:46] <@DM-Bro> roll 1d20+10
  217. [20:46] <Dice-Bro> DM-Bro rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{24}
  218. 03[20:46] * DM-Bro is now known as Luka|24
  219. 03[20:46] * Luka|MahBoy is now known as Luka|MahBoy30
  220. [20:47] <@Luka|MahBoy30> melee attack to start
  221. [20:47] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+28
  222. [20:47] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+28 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{43}
  223. [20:47] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+23
  224. [20:47] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{30}
  225. [20:47] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+18
  226. [20:47] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{30}
  227. [20:48] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  228. [20:48] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=5 1d6=1 ]{14}
  229. [20:48] <@Luka|24> You immeditly attack after your clones reposite and slash into him. You get to go again.
  230. [20:48] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+28 melee again
  231. [20:48] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+28 melee again --> [ 1d20=14 ]{42}
  232. [20:48] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+23
  233. [20:48] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{33}
  234. [20:49] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+18
  235. [20:49] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{23}
  236. [20:49] <@Luka|24> two hits
  237. [20:49] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  238. [20:49] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=11 1d6=2 ]{21}
  239. [20:51] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  240. [20:51] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=7 1d6=2 ]{17}
  241. 03[20:52] * InvisiBro2 is now known as InvisiBro
  242. [20:52] <@Luka|24> You chop into your double again leaving signs of frost on his skin.
  243. [20:53] <@Luka|24> roll 1d20+28
  244. [20:53] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 1d20+28 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{42}
  245. [20:53] <@Luka|24> roll 1d20+23
  246. [20:53] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{26}
  247. [20:53] <@Luka|24> roll 1d20+18
  248. [20:53] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{29}
  249. [20:53] <@Luka|24> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  250. [20:53] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=15 1d6=2 ]{25}
  251. [20:53] <@Luka|24> The double cuts into you with a familar cold sword slice.
  252. [20:54] <@Luka|MahBoy30> "For being my clone you hit like a bitch!"
  253. [20:54] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+28
  254. [20:54] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+28 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{45}
  255. [20:54] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+23
  256. [20:54] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{34}
  257. [20:54] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+18
  258. [20:54] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{21}
  259. [20:54] <@Luka|24> two hits again
  260. [20:54] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  261. [20:54] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=3 1d6=1 ]{12}
  262. [20:54] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  263. [20:54] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=7 1d6=4 ]{19}
  264. [20:55] <@Luka|24> Roll 1d20+28
  265. [20:55] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 1d20+28 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{45}
  266. [20:55] <@Luka|24> Roll 1d20+23
  267. [20:55] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{41}
  268. [20:55] <@Luka|24> Roll 1d20+18
  269. [20:55] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{26}
  270. [20:55] <@Luka|24> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  271. [20:55] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=7 1d6=3 ]{18}
  272. [20:55] <@Luka|24> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  273. [20:55] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=5 1d6=3 ]{16}
  274. [20:56] <@Luka|MahBoy30> melee yet again!
  275. [20:57] <@Luka|24> "That means you hit like a bitch as well dumbass."
  276. [20:57] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+28
  277. [20:57] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+28 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{34}
  278. [20:57] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+23
  279. [20:57] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{43}
  280. [20:57] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20+18
  281. [20:57] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{31}
  282. [20:57] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20
  283. [20:57] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  284. [20:58] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 2d8+8
  285. [20:58] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 2d8+8 --> [ 2d8=4 ]{12}
  286. [20:58] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d6
  287. [20:58] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  288. [20:58] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 2d8+8+3d10 crit vorpal and icy burst
  289. [20:58] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 2d8+8+3d10 crit vorpal and icy burst --> [ 2d8=7 3d10=8 ]{23}
  290. [20:58] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 1d20
  291. [20:58] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  292. [20:59] <@Luka|MahBoy30> roll 2d8+8+1d6
  293. [20:59] <Dice-Bro> Luka|MahBoy30 rolled 2d8+8+1d6 --> [ 2d8=6 1d6=5 ]{19}
  294. [21:00] <@Luka|24> You freeze the double solid then slice in a tirangle pattern and ending it shattering your double leaving you alone in the void.
  295. [21:00] <@Luka|MahBoy30> "Funny. Seems I still hit strong enough to kill you."
  296. [21:00] * @Luka|MahBoy30 looks around
  297. [21:00] <@Luka|MahBoy30> Well shit. Now what?
  298. [21:00] <@Luka|24> Nothing for now.
  299. [21:01] <@Luka|MahBoy30> (shadow me is a fucking dick)
  300. [21:02] <@Luka|24> Cyrin you see what seems to be you appear a few feet away from yourself. It seems to be exactly like you only...somethings off about him.
  301. [21:03] * Cyrin sizes up his duplicate, drawing his blades.
  302. [21:03] <@Luka|24> Your duplicate does nothing/
  303. [21:04] <Cyrin> "Quiet, aren't you?"
  304. [21:05] <@Luka|24> He looks up to you with a familar looking empty look in his eyes.
  305. [21:05] * Cyrin 's lips set into a hard frown. "I remember that glassy stare."
  306. [21:06] <@Luka|24> Still nothing from him. Just blank stares
  307. [21:07] <Cyrin> "I have nothing to fear from you. If you're still a mindless fool, that means I was stronger than you'll ever be."
  308. [21:08] <@Luka|24> The double finally speaks. "The Queen will find you and to her service you will return."
  309. [21:09] * Cyrin chuckles. "Not a chance. The Overhive is my home, now."
  310. [21:10] <@Luka|24> "Irrelevent the Queen will find you. All are born into the brood and all will die with the brood it is the fate of all of our race. There is no escape."
  311. [21:12] * Cyrin laughs derisively. "I am already free."
  312. [21:14] <@Luka|24> "Regardless of your current status all who escape are eventually found and returned to her graces service."
  313. [21:16] * Cyrin looks unamused. "You're just repeating yourself, now. I'm free, and I'll stay free. You'll never be able to take me from the Overhive."
  314. [21:17] <@Luka|24> "The Overhive will fall. They wont stand a chance to our sheer numbers. All you surrond yourself with will burn. Those that distract you from the brood." You see skitters appear infront of the double who raises his foot and crushes him below his foot. "...will die."
  315. [21:18] <Cyrin> "YOU FIRST."
  316. [21:18] * Cyrin charges!
  317. [21:18] <Cyrin> roll d20+16
  318. [21:18] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin rolled d20+16 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{32}
  319. [21:18] <@Luka|24> roll 1d20+16
  320. [21:18] <Dice-Bro> Luka|24 rolled 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{33}
  321. [21:18] * Luka|24 is now known as Cyrin|33
  322. [21:18] * Cyrin is now known as Cyrin|32
  323. [21:28] <@Cyrin|33> (Alright well since I cant urban shape...just beat your clones ass)
  324. 03[21:29] * CEB is now known as CEB|Away
  325. [21:31] <@Cyrin|33> roll 1d20+25
  326. [21:31] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|33 rolled 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{35}
  327. [21:31] <@Cyrin|33> roll 1d20+20
  328. [21:31] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|33 rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{25}
  329. [21:31] <@Cyrin|33> roll 1d20+15
  330. [21:31] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|33 rolled 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{20}
  331. [21:31] <@Cyrin|33> You take a few punches but from an untrained fist it feels like an angry neckbeard taking his anger out on you.
  332. [21:32] <Cyrin|32> "You are NOTHING! I FEAR NO QUEEN, NO BROOD!"
  333. [21:32] * CEB|Away was kicked by Cyrin|33 (CRY MOAR BITCH NIGGA)
  334. [21:33] * Juri sets mode: -o Cyrin|33
  335. [21:33] * Cyrin|33 is now known as BroickRose
  336. [21:33] * ChanServ sets mode: +o BroickRose
  337. [21:33] * BroickRose is now known as Cyrin|33
  338. [21:33] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+25
  339. [21:33] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+25 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{33}
  340. [21:33] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+25
  341. [21:33] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+20
  342. [21:33] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+15
  343. [21:33] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+25
  344. [21:33] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+25 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{35}
  345. [21:33] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+25
  346. [21:33] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{38}
  347. [21:33] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+15 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{18}
  348. [21:33] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+25 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{32}
  349. [21:33] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+25 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{40}
  350. [21:33] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+20
  351. [21:33] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+20 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{36}
  352. [21:34] <Cyrin|32> roll 12d6+90
  353. [21:34] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled 12d6+90 --> [ 12d6=43 ]{133}
  354. [21:34] <@Cyrin|33> You cut that mindless ant man up.
  355. [21:35] <@Cyrin|33> roll 1d20+25
  356. [21:35] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|33 rolled 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{27}
  357. [21:35] <@Cyrin|33> roll 1d20+20
  358. [21:35] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|33 rolled 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{40}
  359. [21:35] <@Cyrin|33> roll 1d20+10
  360. [21:35] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|33 rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{30}
  361. [21:35] <@Cyrin|33> He gets a few more punches 2 of them square in the jaw...but they still barley hurt.
  362. [21:36] <Cyrin|32> "You! Are! Not! Me!"
  363. [21:36] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+25
  364. [21:36] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+25 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{41}
  365. [21:36] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+20
  366. [21:36] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+15
  367. [21:36] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+25
  368. [21:36] <Cyrin|32> roll d20+20
  369. [21:36] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+20 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{37}
  370. [21:36] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+15 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{34}
  371. [21:36] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+25 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{45}
  372. [21:36] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20+20 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{25}
  373. [21:38] <@Cyrin|33> Yeah you kill him
  374. [21:38] <@Cyrin|33> Hard.
  375. [21:38] <Cyrin|32> roll d20
  376. [21:38] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  377. [21:38] <Cyrin|32> roll d20
  378. [21:38] <Dice-Bro> Cyrin|32 rolled d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  379. [21:39] <@Cyrin|33> MAGAC TIME
  380. [21:40] <@Cyrin|33> Your double slumps to the floor dead. "Resistance is useless you will be brought back."
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