4craft WWI

Prelude to war:
Filmed from /pol/'s view:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIoLhw-gLwk
-/mlp/ starts the hostilities by scouting /pol/ base
-They discover that they have a nether portal from where they can acces inside the base, since /pol/ are retards and close it with a wooden door, usable by enemy factions
-However, they get shrekd and have a few loses
-/mlp/ allies with /a/ in order to raid /pol/

First contact:
Filmed from /mlp/a/ perspective:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE_VZ1B-rRk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIxGYpg5Xhc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd6YfAY7pQA
-/mlp/a/ and their allies raid /pol/ by using their nether portal
-They get to /pol/'s entrance but actually don't manage to get in
-They try to burn the wood with firespread, doesn't work so server is restarted to fix it
-Despite the restart, they still can't get the wood to burn because /pol/ blocks the entrance with blocks and resign on that idea.
-/pol/ gets low enough to be claimed over in their land, however the feature is not working properly so they have to use another route
-/a/ summons a wither in an unclaimed chunk that /pol/ left in their island and lead him into their entrance
-Wither happens, panic ensues. Wither rather ruins the raid because /mlp/a/ get rekt by it and the wither refuses to ruin /pol/'s entrance
-First DDoS, server restart, massive cocksucking and rage from both sides

Second coming:
Filmed from admin perspective:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtGY39Ez3CE#t=112
-Massive logging from both sides, /mlp/a/ decide to retreat, people who didn't manage to log in early enough get stuck in /pol/ territory until they can log in again
-/pol/ gets out of the base and their allies (/n/ and /v/, mostly in unenchanted iron armor, no potions and unenchanted shit) come to help from behind in a bravery act, trapping people from both sides
-Members from /mlp/ and /a/ that couldn't log in soon enough are stuck in the outside wall and get rekt from the SixAxis, unable to get out from where they came from. Some manage to get out by using a ladder in the backside of /pol/ wall, others don't get so lucky and die alone, blaming the mods for the lag and the ponyfags for running like pussies
-Snowballs and cheers from /pol/ are heard as /mlp/ and /a/ have to retreat. They kill the wither in the meantime and suffer no real big losses aside from cosmetic damage and some deaths on random guys that we're building stuff when the raid began

Undocumented/Speculation. ¿Unfilmed?
-/pol/ finds a Sharpness II sword. Multiple claims against the administration begin. They are mad about the restart midraid, the wither summoned in their territory and multiple accusations begin
-/pol/ goes to the nether using their portal and manage to find /a/'s base in the process
-Meanwhile in /v/, they find out that using bonemeal on crops fasten the process. Cheers and praises to Kojima/Gaben are heard as they claim to have found out a way to dominate the server
-While exploring/raiding /a/'s base, one image of the base with xray enabled is posted and creates confusion as nobody seems to know what the fuck are they looking at. Both sides say the other side is cheating but no one actually manages to prove whose cheats the other side is using

The failed counterstrike
Filmed from /a/'s perspective: Video yet to be uploaded, fucking djinra
-/pol/ manages to get a few kills on /a/'s forces, but mostly spend the time trying to find out how to get inside the base
-Some jump on it with fire potions and showing no fear, others stay in the cliff, holding to their valuable iron armour and basically because >no fire pot
-Squirmishes all around, a DDoS attack fucks both sides and a clusterfuck of rage and kills begin. Both sides seem to have troubles but /a/ manages to defend their base and get some kills on the SixAxis
-SixAxis retreats
-After the second DDoS attack, both sides claim they have won. /a/ says that they did cosmetic damage to /pol/ and that they got a lot of loot from /pol/'s failed counterstrike. /pol/ claims to have slain the wither, succesfully defend their base and that the DDoS was from /a/ in order to stop them retaliating.
-Nobody actually knows who DDoS'd the server. Some people claim the DDoSers to be Thor and Saile out of spite
-Smaller boards get sad because they can't keep doing their dirt houses because autism over Virtual Legos

The flame war:
Unfilmed because no server duh
-Hot flame war begins because no server to play.
-Both sides menace the other while there's no server claiming to be the winners of WWI.
-/a/ segregators and pissed of allies (/c/ and /jp/) claim to be sickened of being /a/'s bitches plus being with redditors and ponies, so they menace to riot.
-Djinra gives no fucks about it, as usual.
-/v/ claims to be good guys that could wreck if organized, nobody believes them.
-Steam group chat is filled by le ebin memes, autists playing risk simulator, trains, multiple Cotys, goats and 2hus.
-Some people try to push a towny server/peaceful factions in the meantime, hoping to cotinue doing cute bases that won't get reket by autism PVPers