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Anon's penis parties

Sep 23rd, 2014
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  1. An0n3 is well-known for his penis parties, regularly held at his home.
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  3. At the parties, Deuryn is regularly crowned Prince of Penis, an empty title which nonetheless makes him erect.
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  5. Intigracy is often seen at An0n3's parties, on top of the dining table, attempting to penetrate himself.
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  7. Tsaricide brings scissors to the parties, using them to snip off the genitals of unwary party goers.
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  9. Terranaut is barred from attending the penis parties. An0n3 finds his appearance displeasing, and jokes of rape unarousing.
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  11. NemoVonFish has only attended twice, each time looking scared and confused. Some say he is searching for a lost love.
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  13. Cdb attends the parties every week, dutifully penetrating the anal cavities of grown men. There are those who say he's looking for something more.
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  15. Ali-en is sometimes seen sitting alone in the corner, a dazed look upon his face.
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  17. Rosen Ritter is a cherished guest. He is often seen surrounded by jovial attendees, sharing lecherous anecdotes and baring his anus.
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  19. Mario90900 takes complaints from abused party goers, favouring his sexual partners over the accusers.
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  21. As the host of the party, An0n3 enjoys receiving reach around. He rarely performs it himself, however.
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  23. Amid one party, an outraged group of citizens fell upon the house. Jamming the doors, they set the house alight.
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  25. The screams of burning attendees were heard for miles around.
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  27. As the last surviving party goer crawled out of the ruined building, the group came upon him, stomping the life out of him.
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  29. End
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