/mlp/ writes a Rarity Episode

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….
[My Little Pony]
I used to wonder what friendship could be
[My Little Pony]
Until you all shared its magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best frrrrriiiieeends?
    One day in the EverFree Forest, Fluttershy was douching her vagina clean from all the Parasprite blood she was stained with after shoving them by droves into her cavernous vulva, Spike and Rarity were busy polishing up the family jewels. When suddenly fluttershy came in and said   My swollen ponytits are sensing that there is an emergency in Nigeria, quickly Rarity, we must go to NIgeria and save Twilight and the other negroes from certain doom and asked her if they should take zecora with them, Rarity looked back at her and said.
Fuck Seawhales.
All of the sudden, a giant dying nigger advanced and said,
  Zecora is my main nigga Fluttathug, lets pop a cap in some 3rd world bitches
 Heavens no! I don't want to be surrounded by colored folk! yelled Rarity.
  But then R kelly whips out his gun!  Fluttershy and rarity after defeating rkelly dawned there kkk hoods and set off for Nigeria. But not knowing where Nigeria was they went walked into twi's libary and come across Mr Krabs, of the Krusty Krab in hot consensual rape with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, A Giantess Cheerilee, and an Angry Tourist who was short charged at the hotel. But then Ragnaros puts an end to the orgy,then Mr. Krabs turned into Twisted Sister and started singing We're Not Gonna Take It and decided to burn the libary to the ground and figure it out on there own.  Mr Krabs Looked at Ragnaros, and said
    "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE NIGGER"
  and shoved Rarity's horn in his ass
  Then ragnaros told mister krabs he wanted consensual rape but then Rarity came with the force of 10,000 blue whales and shot Mr Krabs into Giant Cheeilees vagina where he was slowly digested into vaginal fluid. Then Cheerillee asked Tom cruise to come out of the closet, but he said he wasnt in a closet, so cherilee went into the closet and wont come outbut the closet was in fact Raritys marshmellow butt, which had somehow streched to fit the Giant Cheerilee and Tom Cruise inside.  So Mr.Krabs/twisted sister and Ragnaros and Giant Cheeilee had sex in Twilights libary as it burned to the ground.  Tom cruise also died in the fire, but Rarity and Fluttershy escaped and went too White Castle cause they were hungry as fuck.
    And their way to White Castle, they came across Niel Patrick Harris but then they remembered White castle sucked balls so they went to KFC, despite raritys fear of niggers, still Neil came with them on their journey. Then when they were skipping to KFC, Purple Tinker came out of the sky and said
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
    Purple Tinker then handed them all a grand dragon KKK uniform and four lengths of braided rope.  But Rarity said,
 "OH no, I can't take these they Don't match my coat,"
 and threw them into his face.Rarity said,
"Enough of your bullshit Purple,"
 and then she ate Purple Tinker with her ass, which then Giant Cheerilee proceeded to eat with her giant vagina, which then Mr Krabs proceeded to eat with his mouth, it was triple Vore-ception.
    Meanwhile, a thousand miles away, in the deeps of canterlot caves.
    Celestia:" So we meet again, I thought that you would never come back"
    XXXXX:
"No magic can lock me away, for I am FLUFFY PONY PWAY!"
    I sure love this chicken
    Rarity looks down to see Scootalo deep fried and battered but then told them that it was disappointing, they didnt go to white castle because of your transphobia. "Just because you are now grandmaster in the KKK does not excuse this kind of Transphobia"  said Fluttershy as she took a bite of Scootaloo.
"NO I won't have any part in this" Purple Tinkle said.
Rarity replied "Purple I wont have you talking inside Mr Krabs, inside Cheerilee inside my bum now please be quiet
   Neill patrick harris decided to take them all to the bar from How i met your mother but Scootaloo as she came back to life and summon 500 other chickens to kill everyone and Link But then Gary Oak exploded Scootaloo, killing the chicken army
   Meanwhile ....Celestia sensing she could not stop fluff ponys on her own, retruned to canterlot to consult with her sister, Celestia was busy violating her only sister with a 75 ft long virbrating dragon dildo when her Powerpuff girl phone started ringing

    Inside they found Neil's partner David Burtka laied face down, eagle, and a bar table.
"Oh David."
Neil said. Neil turned to the ponies and asked,
"Does anyone have any lube on them?"
  Suddenly Chris Chan shows up with Sonichu and defends Rarity
    And then Rosechu and Sonichu fell in love and were happy forever.
    BUT THEN SUDDENLY  Slender Man Appeared, As Granny Smith walks out in her Gimp outfit and asks loudly to everyone in the bar
    'WHO'S READY FOR SOME GOOD OL FASHIONED JIGGLIN?"
Chris Chan Cried over their bodies and his magical tears brought them back to life with the power of LOVE. Slenderman proceed to tentacle rape applejack with his many arm, to only find that it was Applebloom he was violating.  Applebloom looked with tear filled eyes at Slenderman.
 "Ya made a real mare outta me Slenderman, I guess'n we need to get married naw"
  But Sonichu said,
"No one will be hurt by you anymore!"
  Slender man said
"aw hell naw"
 and went to go rape sweetie belle instead, Then, suddenly, Alzheimer's. She bursts into flames and jiggles in a spurt of continuous seizure-like motions.  Applejack, Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith still jigglin in her Gimp costume came out with shotguns in their hooves, "Ah reckon you'd think again Mister"
Meanwhile bac in Canterlot....

    "what.....in Ponyville?....oh my"

    luna we will have to finish this later we are needed in ponyville. It seems the libary has burned down and slenderman is getting married. Slenderman got married to applebloom and successfully carried her babies for 74 monthes before giving birth to Conan O'brien. Princess Luna and Princess Celestia got into the Celestiamobile, which was a sleigh pulled by the broken hopes and dreams of 3rd world children and Steven Colbert appeared, riding a goldern eagle, and screaming "FOR AMERICA!"
    The newly born Conan O'brien hopped in too and said
"jumping jeepers celestia. My father, Slenderman, is out raping the whole town" Except for Mr Krabs, who somehow survived both the inside of Giant Cheerilees Vagina, and the Inside of Raritys Marshmellow butt
 Celestia flew the celestiamobile over ponyville before landing infront of Conan and imprisoning him inside a magic bubble.
 "what is this creature tia?"
    "this luna is the worst kind of human.....a jew ginger
    Princess Celestia, Luna, Conan O Brian and Steven Colbert all landed in Poyville to find it destroyed, with a single Fluffy Pony laughing maniacailly into the flames. Well that and Mr Krabs.   Suddenly Tara Strong jumps in the ride, Together they form the A team
    "Now to Stop Slenderman, and find Rarity!" said Tara
    Princess Luna went into Gunzerker mode, and pulled out Two Atlas Brand Rocket Launchers to combat the Fluffy Pony. DOUBLE THE FIREARMS HEATHENS!!! They aproched the fluff pony slowly with Conan still in the bubble, but the fluffpony could smell the blood of the ginger jew and transformed into the most horrible monster of all time
  There stood Purple Tinker, summoned once more.
    "But wait I have something that might interest you" said PT.   There next to her was Gabe Newell tied up as a hostage and in his ham sandwhich was Half Life Episode 3. Luna calmed down from Gunzerker mode and asked
"What doth thy want indeterminable manshebeast?"
   " I WANT RARITY TO PAY FOR EATING ME WITH HER BUTT, WHICH LED TO ME BEING EATEN BY A GIANT VAGINA, THEN BEING EATEN BY THAT RED ASSHOLE OVER THERE"
    "uhhhh hi... my name is Gabe Newell and you are not going to survive this"
    Then Gabe Newell Ate Purple Tinker as she screamed "NOT AGAIN"
    The copy of HL:2ep3 fell to the ground in front of the princesses, Gabe Newell then presented the Ponies with Episode 3, Until Giant Cheerilee sat on them all. Luna enraged went into nightmaremoon mode
"FOOLS YOU NO NOT WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH"
    Princess Luna looked at her sister.
    "DOITH SOMETHING"
    Princess Celestia sighed and performed a powerful spell that transported them back in time, and turn into a lighter form.
    "HUZZAH MY SISTER! YOU HAVE DONE IT! BUT PRAYETH TELL, I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD TWO WINGS? WHY DOTH THERE BE 6?"
    Princess Celestia looked at Luna and said
    "Oh shit, we're parasprites"
    Suddenly, giant hoofsteps could be heard.
    It was Fluttershy coming from her cottage, she looked down on all the parasprited ponies and smiled. Oh look what lovely little critters, I have a nice and warm place for you to stay, as she spread her legs open. Everyone screamed then the screen fades to black
    And then with a mighty cry of "eyyyyy" Fonzie appeared and jumped over the shark tank on his motorcycle.
    ~roll credits

    My Little Pony!
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
    My Little Pony!
    Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
    FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS