TRAITOR

// GAME START
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //brb 1 sec gonna get a jager and coke
Friend Computer: // Zigfrak is a jager
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // D:
Will-Y-DIE-11: //So...we in PLC already or still waiting for Briefing?
Friend Computer: // Just got out of briefing
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister
Ste-R-XYZ-3: so R&D?
Friend Computer: Kim: Yes.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //jesus
Friend Computer The doors shut violently
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //jager and people DO NOT MIX
Ste-R-XYZ-3: /heads over to R&D
Will-Y-DIE-11 heads to R&D.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 goes off to RnD
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //jager is good though :P
Weiss-Y-66-23? puts something onto his Wrist
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //no
Weiss-Y-66-23? and goes to R&D
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //you'll probably end up shooting people drunk
Friend Computer In the R&D lobby / room where gav gives you shit there is noone
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i foresee the jager affecting this game heavily
Friend Computer You see a small sign near the actual testing chambers saying something about being busy
Mart-Y-IYD-10: HELLOOOO
Mart-Y-IYD-10: ANYBODY IN HEEEERE
Friend Computer AS you get closer you hear the sound of a chainsaw- it stops as mart shouts.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 turns invisible
Friend Computer The door opens to reveal the eldar from before on a table and having the legs remov- Gav shuts the door
Mart-Y-IYD-10 hides behind someone
Weiss-Y-66-23?: ...
Friend Computer: Gav: Hello troubleshooters!
Ste-R-XYZ-3: hello gav
Will-Y-DIE-11 salutes.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 uncloaks
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hello gav!
Weiss-Y-66-23?: I...you know what just don't let the Eldar find out about that.
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // well i wont get that drunk... maybe :P
Friend Computer Gav walks into a room above your clearance and takes a pushcart to you
Friend Computer It has a briefcase with the briefest of briefery.
Friend Computer: Gav: Today you will be testing hygiene related equipment!
Will-Y-DIE-11 nods.
Weiss-Y-66-23? shrugs.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: yay
Friend Computer She opens it to reveal! 1x Experimental scrub bomb, 1x malfuncti- experimental lizard cleaning bot. 1x Modified squid
Weiss-Y-66-23? takes the squid
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // out of interest is my face still a mess of machinery and skin ?
Friend Computer The squid is adorned with electronics and cleaning equipment
Will-Y-DIE-11 snatches the lizard bot.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 takes the lizard
Friend Computer: // No ste, medbay fixed it finally.
Ste-R-XYZ-3 snatches scrub bomb
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i'm sure archiewants a lizard friend
Friend Computer Will and mart fight over the lizard!
Friend Computer They pull at it like two children
Ste-R-XYZ-3 jumps on will
Mart-Y-IYD-10: lets let
Ste-R-XYZ-3 to hug
Mart-Y-IYD-10: me have it
Friend Computer: Experimental lizard: Woah woah man there is enough of me for both of you
Mart-Y-IYD-10: ARCHIE
Mart-Y-IYD-10: he can talk too!
Ste-R-XYZ-3: SHIT IT TALKS KILL IT WITH FIRE
Mart-Y-IYD-10: archie cmere lookat this!
Weiss-Y-66-23?: Lizard, seems you'll have to choose who your going with
Friend Computer Ste tackles will! Both will and mart fall to the ground from their connection
Friend Computer dat lizard
Mart-Y-IYD-10: woah
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // i wanted the scrub bomb :P
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // i also wanted to hug will
Will-Y-DIE-11: Ghreeeegh...
Friend Computer Mart tugs at the lizard! Will lets go and it is sent flying onto a wall
Ste-R-XYZ-3 hugs will
Mart-Y-IYD-10: oh noes!
Friend Computer It uses suction cup magic to stay on the ceiling
Mart-Y-IYD-10: cool!
Friend Computer: Experimental lizard: I won't come down till you calm down!
Weiss-Y-66-23?: You alright bud?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: maybe we can make an acrobatic lazard team!
Will-Y-DIE-11 grabs Ste by the face and pries him/her/it off of her.
Ste-R-XYZ-3 hugs harder
Friend Computer Will manages to break free of ste!
Mart-Y-IYD-10 show archie to the new lizard
Ste-R-XYZ-3: awha
Weiss-Y-66-23?: ...Squid.  You have any combat abilities?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: new lizard! whats your name?
Ste-R-XYZ-3 sad face
Friend Computer Ste is sent tumbling into a wall
Will-Y-DIE-11 gets up and dusts herself off.
Friend Computer The lizard jumps down! And lands on will
Mart-Y-IYD-10: D:
Ste-R-XYZ-3: THE LIZARD GOD HAS CHOSEN
Weiss-Y-66-23?: the lizard hath spoketh.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: lizard, why hath thou foresaken me!
Weiss-Y-66-23?: alright, enough Ye Olde.  We all set here?
Friend Computer: Experimental lizard: That archie guy is trouble! I don't wanna be nowhere near him
Ste-R-XYZ-3: soooo would this lizard be sentient AI then ?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: so you've heard of archie?
Friend Computer: Gav: Yes.
Friend Computer: Gav: He is also known for his cleanliness
Friend Computer: Gav: Move out troubleshooters!
Will-Y-DIE-11: Does he mind blood?
Ste-R-XYZ-3: does the mechanus know of this bot ?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: new lizard
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i have cheeese
Weiss-Y-66-23? Goes to the Motorpool.
Friend Computer: // Ste has scrub bomb, weiss has squid, will lizard.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: cheeeeeesee
Ste-R-XYZ-3 goes to motor pool
Will-Y-DIE-11 waits for an answer by Gav.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 waves a piece of cheese in front of the lizard
Weiss-Y-66-23? idly chats with the squid and Pyth.
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //starship troopers 3 is sooo bad
Friend Computer: // Yes.
Friend Computer The lizard jumps at the cheese!
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //what the fuck did they do to the franchise :(
Mart-Y-IYD-10 pulls the cheese away
Friend Computer The lizard lands on archie's arm!
Mart-Y-IYD-10: all the cheese you'll ever want
Friend Computer: Lizardbot: Fine!
Will-Y-DIE-11 heads over to motorpool.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: muahaha
Mart-Y-IYD-10: so whats your name lizard?
Friend Computer: Gav: Move out troubleshooters!
Mart-Y-IYD-10 makes a small pile of cheese for both archie and ..... new lizard
Ste-R-XYZ-3: who is archie ?
Mart-Y-IYD-10 heads to the motorpool
Mart-Y-IYD-10: who knows new lizard
Mart-Y-IYD-10: maybe archie can pull a few strings and get you into the car insurance business
Friend Computer An R troubleshooter passing by trips! and spills B3 on mart
Mart-Y-IYD-10: oh gods!
Friend Computer It seems to be a new model as it is sticky as frak and more soda-lyke than ever
Mart-Y-IYD-10: lizard
Mart-Y-IYD-10: please help getthis goo off
Friend Computer The lizard's eyes go red.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: :<
Friend Computer CLEANING MODE ACTIVATE
Mart-Y-IYD-10 prepare to get cleaned
Will-Y-DIE-11 continues onwards to Motorpool.
Friend Computer You hear screams of terror and agony as the lizard "cleans" mart
Mart-Y-IYD-10: OH SHIT
Mart-Y-IYD-10: MY SKIN
Mart-Y-IYD-10: AAAAAAAAAAAAIIYYE
Friend Computer Mart now looks slightly red as a good layer of skin was shaved off from the lizard's "Experiments"
Friend Computer: // Aye, one moment.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: .... maybe i can go to the medbay and have some skin grafted on
Weiss-Y-66-23?: ...
Will-Y-DIE-11: ...did that thing apply industrial cleaning agents to your skin?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i believe it applied industrial puddy scrapers to my shin
Will-Y-DIE-11: http://www.myfacewhen.net/view/4423-wer
Will-Y-DIE-11: *//
Mart-Y-IYD-10: // i sensed foul play
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Whoever did that. Thanks for giving me one hell of a laugh.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: // i sense very foul play
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //haha xD
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // what you mean with the lizard ?
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Propably. It just nearly skinned Mart.
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //well it is experminetal
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //nein. i feel as if foul play was involved
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Considering the rarity of such things happening on their own, you're propably right.
Will-Y-DIE-11: //BOOP, did the chat die?
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // damn it dom is away >,<
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //chat is alive
Ste-R-XYZ-3 chat twitches
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // time to get drunk ! brb
Weiss-Y-66-23?: //Fhtagn.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: // apparently Southern California quatic Plant Enthusiasts is a real thing
Mart-Y-IYD-10: // i had no idea people could actually be interested in Aquatic plants
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //and especially enough of them to start their own organization
Weiss-Y-66-23?: //we're humanitee, we love our water.  And our underwater plantlife.
Friend Computer: // back
Friend Computer: // GAME RESUME
Friend Computer: Weiss: BLURBLE FHTAGN BLURBLE, GLUB GLUB GLUB.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
Mart-Y-IYD-10: how could you say such things
Mart-Y-IYD-10: what a dirty mouth you have weiss
Weiss-Y-66-23? looks at mart
Weiss-Y-66-23? has changed their name to Weiss-Y-66-23.
Friend Computer: Experimental lizard: CLEANING MODE DEACTIVATE
Will-Y-DIE-11 is still on her way to the motorpool.
Friend Computer You all arrive at the motorpool
Mart-Y-IYD-10: experimental lizard
Mart-Y-IYD-10: that was a bit rough
Mart-Y-IYD-10: lets try to tone it down
Mart-Y-IYD-10: in the future
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3 jumps out of nowere and punch's will
Friend Computer: Lizard: Maybe.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: no u
Will-Y-DIE-11 grabs Shirley by the fist.
Friend Computer Shirley ambushes will! And is immediately thrown to the ground (Counter roll was better)
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3: hi
Will-Y-DIE-11: Bad idea.
Friend Computer Weiss runs deeper into the motorpool! He returns with a yellow motorbike.
Will-Y-DIE-11: Do that again and I will regard it as an attack against a superior citizen which will be dealt with accordingly.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3: it was just a friendly punch
Friend Computer: // How are punches friendly?
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Today's douchebag culture works in mysterious ways
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3: /// i don't know but bs has saved me before
Will-Y-DIE-11: //From Will?
Friend Computer: Weiss: Glurble bubble blurb
Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
Friend Computer Weiss's squid attacks shirley-
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3: so whats happening?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: those gurbles
Friend Computer No it's cleaning him
Mart-Y-IYD-10: lizard
Friend Computer The squid latches onto shirley! and deploys some sort of solvent!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3 kills squid with laser eyes
Friend Computer Shady shirley fails to laser eye the squid
Weiss-Y-66-23: He has stabby tentacles.  Best not tempt him to fight back while on your.
Friend Computer The solvent melts off a small bit of flesh and the soup of dead shirley bits is eaten by the squid!
Friend Computer Shirley is now very red
Weiss-Y-66-23: you*
Will-Y-DIE-11: Oh crap. That's visible blood.
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //sorry i have a ant infestation, im having to be carfefull i have a allregic reaction to their bites :/
Weiss-Y-66-23: blurb fhtagn.
Friend Computer The squid returns to weiss
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Apply more chemicals. Gas the fuck out of these little bastards.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
Friend Computer: // I have a love hate relationship with ants
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Coming from a German, that advice is very controversial.
Friend Computer: // One hand they are a fucking hivemind
Friend Computer: // Other hand they are assholes
Friend Computer: // Worst neighbors to have
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // yeah i have haha :P i jsut cant get to close because if i get bitten to hospital i go
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3 hugs will
Friend Computer: 5:53 PM - Friend Computer Mart opens a squid canister and throws it at weiss!
5:54 PM - Friend Computer The squid tackles weiss knocking him off the YELLOW bike
Friend Computer The cleaning squid starts stabbing the fhtagn cannon squid!
Friend Computer blood spills out on the ground
Mart-Y-IYD-10: well it looks like to organic squid to mechanical squid interaction
Mart-Y-IYD-10: didnt work out
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i thought they would peacefully co-exist
Ste-R-XYZ-3 go look for a ride to the PLC
Weiss-Y-66-23 walks over and curb stomps the fhtagn cannon squid.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: anyways
Friend Computer Ste jumps into a random red autocar! and kicks out another troublehsooter.
Friend Computer Ste drives off to pLC
Will-Y-DIE-11 speeds past you all in an autocar, headed for PLC.
Friend Computer Weiss's boots are covered in squid blood!
Ste-R-XYZ-3: fuck yeah, im out of there haha
Friend Computer The squid latches onto weiss and begins *cleaning*
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3 is still hugging will
Friend Computer Shirley hugs onto will!
Friend Computer Latching onto her leg
Weiss-Y-66-23 picks up the cleaning squid, mounts the bike, then takes off.  Meanwhile he has the squid clean his boots as he drives.
Will-Y-DIE-11 pulls out her laspistol and points it at Shirley.
Will-Y-DIE-11: You are attached to a Yellow troubleshooter driving a Yellow car.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3 looks rather degected
Will-Y-DIE-11: Let go now or be regarded as traitor.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3: why would this be regarded as treason?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-3: /// 1 sec changing name
Weiss-Y-66-23: //chat still working?
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //yeah ?
Weiss-Y-66-23: //k
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Jawohl, Herr Untergefreiter.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: hi
Friend Computer Suddenly shirley is kicked out of a yellow car!
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // also i did not nkow it took a year to brew jager O.o
Friend Computer It drives off.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 passes out
Weiss-Y-66-23 Bikes off barefoot while the squid shines his shoes free of blood.
Friend Computer: // At this point everyone cept shirley and terry have a ride
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// i'm a little busy being unconsious
Friend Computer Shirley wakes up
Friend Computer Everyone arrives at PLC!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 begins crying at being regected
Friend Computer: // rejected
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 that to
Friend Computer Mart arrives via transtube magic
Friend Computer: // Er shirley
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: //yes
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: //am i dead again?
Friend Computer: // No
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// give it to me straight doc
Will-Y-DIE-11 gets out of her autocar.
Friend Computer: Will: Autocar accelerate to -
Friend Computer The autocar accelerates to 261!
Weiss-Y-66-23 continues behind Will.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: ///is will going to run me over?
Weiss-Y-66-23 or rather attempts to.
Friend Computer Mart is trapped in a autocar going 261 kloms per hour!
Mart-Y-IYD-10: autocar decelerate!
Friend Computer He jumps out and is left there bleeding heavily from the burns
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: wait what
Mart-Y-IYD-10: to 40
Will-Y-DIE-11 looks around the area.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 attempts to patch up mart to the best of his ability presuming he is near
Friend Computer Mart sprays something on him!
Mart-Y-IYD-10 left chat.
Friend Computer He begins to regenerate
Mart-Y-IYD-10 entered chat.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //god damnit
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //hit the X
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// i always do that to
Friend Computer Whilst regenerating mart shifts around and blood hits shady shirley!
Friend Computer The squid and lizard in unison leap at shirley!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 attempts to escape
Friend Computer The area around you appears to be a vehicle park, in the distance you can see a small transport to the ventilation zone.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 with mart
Mart-Y-IYD-10: shirley
Will-Y-DIE-11 heads over to the transport.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: dont touch me
Friend Computer Shirley is tackled by the lizard! It sprays cleaning solvent on his chest
Friend Computer The squid does the same and soon shirley's insides are visible
Friend Computer Both cleaning units return to their respective owners
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 presumably dies because he tried to help mart
Friend Computer Weiss and will walk off to the transportation device
Friend Computer Both weiss and will arrive at the transport! It appears to be a pod connected to a small mag rail going upwards
Will-Y-DIE-11 boards the pod.
Weiss-Y-66-23 enters as well
Friend Computer It liftsu p rapidly!
Friend Computer Leaving mart, ste, terrry, and shirley behind.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 says bye though in great pain
Ste-R-XYZ-3: damn it
Friend Computer Shirley dies from bleeding
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //perma death >?
Friend Computer: // No
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// just bought 2 clone packs
Friend Computer Mart jacks a random hover vehicle and flies up!
Friend Computer: // No, you didn't.
Friend Computer: // Stop trying to lie to me
Friend Computer: // you bought ONE so far
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// i thought i did
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Dom has been taking more and more notes lately
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// did i not buy a second one?
Friend Computer: // Correction you did buy two but it seems unlikely as fuck
Friend Computer: // Damnit notes you are meant to be on my side
Will-Y-DIE-11: //See?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// thought as much was wondering were my money had gone
Friend Computer Suddenly weiss and will are confronted by a mart in a hovercar
Terkiey the Manic entered chat.
Terkiey the Manic: // did it start?
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Ja.
Friend Computer Suddenly cross is dropped in at PLC via crate drone!
Friend Computer: // RECAP
Friend Computer: // Team pissed off kim your mission officer and is now doing community service by fixing the vents in PLC
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // :(
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // this never goes well
Cross-R-DMX-2: // PLC is an acronym for what?
Will-Y-DIE-11: //People love cookies
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: ///pirates like crabs
Mart-Y-IYD-10: // Poor lonely Cannibals
Cross-R-DMX-2: // Penis loving cunts
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //Purple living vreatures
Cross-R-DMX-2: // (Makes sense.)
Cross-R-DMX-2: Uhm hey people.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // perverted carrots cry
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // perverted lonely carrots
Friend Computer: // Cross
Friend Computer: // Stop being a perverted silly
Cross-R-DMX-2: // Yes, mother. :)
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //perverted lame cross
Cross-R-DMX-2: Looks like you people are having fun.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // perverted little cross
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // dam you mart
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // beat me to it
Cross-R-DMX-2 looks around for vents that need fixing.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 just looks for a vent
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 if it isn't broke breaks it and claims credit for fixing
Friend Computer Cross finds the transportation pod!
Friend Computer Inside is a broken husk
Friend Computer It bites on his leg!
Cross-R-DMX-2: Runs to get help.
Friend Computer The hutch latches firmly on the wound!
Friend Computer Cross falls from the extra weight
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 wanders around
Cross-R-DMX-2 shoots it with his laser pistol.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// maybe if somone was to shout out
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: //  i would hear
Friend Computer Cross pulls out his laspistol and fires!
Friend Computer He misses!
Cross-R-DMX-2 shouts: Help! This thing is attacking me!
Cross-R-DMX-2 then shoots it again.
Friend Computer Corss shoots it!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 uses super hearing to hear him? maybe? possibly?
Friend Computer removing it's arm
Friend Computer It's arm reanimates and begins to strangle cross's left arm!
Cross-R-DMX-2: My left arm!
Cross-R-DMX-2: Shoots the husk in the head.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 finds him?
Cross-R-DMX-2: // I ment /me..
Friend Computer Shirley runs to ross!
Friend Computer And falls over cross
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: i found you! whats up?
Cross-R-DMX-2: LOOK AT THIS THING ON MY ARM AND MY LEG!
Friend Computer Cross is being molest by an angry husk!
Friend Computer At this point his left arm has lost all circulation due to stranglation
Cross-R-DMX-2 shoots the angry husk in its head.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: get a room
Friend Computer You miss!
Cross-R-DMX-2: Help me shirley!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 attempts to wrestle the husk off cross
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// on it
Cross-R-DMX-2 helps shirly help me.
Friend Computer Shirley tackles the husk!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// guns probably won't help
Friend Computer He rips it off
Friend Computer and throws it into a small dumpster
Friend Computer The reanimated arm is still murdering cross
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 attempts to get arm off him as well
Cross-R-DMX-2 grabs the reanimated arm and throws it as far as he can.
Friend Computer Cross grabs the arm! Ripping off his hand in doing so
Friend Computer He throws the husk arm with great might!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6 attempts to retrieve cross's arm without provoking the husk arm
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// cross is a red right?
Friend Computer: // Yes
Cross-R-DMX-2: My hand!
Cross-R-DMX-2 runs off in a random direction.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// do i manage to retrieve it?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// your hands ! your hands!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // get the referance?
Cross-R-DMX-2: // no.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// :( darren shan
Will-Y-DIE-11: //So basically, we have the Red Cross on our side.
Will-Y-DIE-11: //*shot*
Friend Computer Cross falls and activates the pod transport
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //darren shan ?! awesome author
Cross-R-DMX-2: // Oh god.
Friend Computer The door's slam and his chest is crushed a bit
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// mamazing author
Friend Computer He squeezes in
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: ///*amazing
Cross-R-DMX-2 sits still.
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // i get the hand refernce haha xD
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // i love you
Cross-R-DMX-2 pretends like he wanted to be in the pod.
Friend Computer Cross stands up basking in glory!
Friend Computer Then falls down as something cuts the circuitry routing power to the pod...
Friend Computer The mag rail releases the pod and he falls rapidly!
Cross-R-DMX-2: Aaaah!
Cross-R-DMX-2 observes scenery as he falls.
Friend Computer Cross manages to get the best out of the scenery before an automatic safety device locks into him
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: /// how has cross not bled to death?
Friend Computer He barely survives the incidental crushing of pod landing on shirley!
Cross-R-DMX-2: // Because I am awesome.
Friend Computer He then bleeds to death
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //trolol
Cross-R-DMX-2: // :(
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: ///worth it
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // for that
Cross-R-DMX-2: // I hate you shirley.
Cross-R-DMX-2: // I assume that is your last clone.. I'll get you.
YOLO YOLO has changed their name to Cross-R-DMX-3.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: ////:( i tried to save you
Friend Computer: // He has two clonepacks
Friend Computer: // :U
Cross-R-DMX-3: // :U
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: // i'm a little paraniod like that
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-6: //almost as if half the team would happily kill me
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //yes yes we would
Cross-R-DMX-3: // It is the name of the game anyway.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // but ste :( why?
Will-Y-DIE-11: //You're Shirley.
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //you shot me in the face for no reason -.-
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // do i have 11 more clones?
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //maybe
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // did i?
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //maybe
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: //i thought thats was because you killed me first?
Cross-R-DMX-3: // Why did you just go to seventh clone shirley?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: //i got sqaushed
Cross-R-DMX-3: // Oh, the english in those statements was confusing to me.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: //and you bled to death
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // i'm taking an english a level this year and i can barely spell XD
Cross-R-DMX-3: // Bad idea.
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // haah :P not as bad when your a programmer :P
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //wait, even worse when you are a programmer :P
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // computers don't like me :(
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // i make them like me :P
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //im doing a degree in computer security hehe :P
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // computers have an annoying tedency to blow up in my face
Ste-R-XYZ-3: // haha xD
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //has terry been playing ?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // are me and cross still on repair duty?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // i think death should get us out of that
Cross-R-DMX-3: You say  that as if death doesn't happen all the time.
Friend Computer Two drop pods arrive
Friend Computer They are sent upward so they land in the tunnels in the ceiling
Friend Computer It is dark.
Cross-R-DMX-3 looks around to see if he can make anything out.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7 does same
Friend Computer The area you are in is filled with light
Friend Computer Everything else is dark and you hear shambling
Friend Computer: // Grues ;D
Friend Computer: // They are a friendly species
Cross-R-DMX-3 goes back to where they were sent upwards from.
Friend Computer: // You should trust meta from the GM who wants to kill you
Cross-R-DMX-3: // Fuck that.
Friend Computer Cross tries to go down with the mag rail
Friend Computer It lacks power and a transport
Cross-R-DMX-3: // Grues are not my friend.
Friend Computer: // They love you[
Cross-R-DMX-3: // Wait so is it a shaft?
Friend Computer: // Yes
Cross-R-DMX-3 shoots laser pistol to see if he can set something on fire.
Friend Computer He fails to set something on fire
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: cross let us wander
Cross-R-DMX-3 jumps down the shaft.
Cross-R-DMX-3: Nope.
Friend Computer Cross jumps down the shaft
Friend Computer A satisfying SPLAT occurs as he hits the ground below
Friend Computer He appears to of had landed in on the broken pod with his previous corpse
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // step on up cross number 5
Cross-R-DMX-3: // I'm alive>
Cross-R-DMX-3: // ?
Friend Computer: //NOPE
Friend Computer: // And its number 4
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // is it?
YOLO YOLO has changed their name to Cross-R-DMX-4.
Friend Computer: // When you die you don't go up by two clones
Friend Computer: // You silly silly person
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // did he not bleed to death?
Cross-R-DMX-4: // I hate my life.
Cross-R-DMX-4: // I did shirley, and I was on 2 then.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: oh
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: //*oh
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: i forgot you could see lives next to names
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: //*
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: // does he com back right next to me?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: //*come
Friend Computer Another crate arrives!
Friend Computer Almost curshing shirley, it lands in the dark.
Friend Computer Cross is in it
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: hi
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7: what know?
Cross-R-DMX-4 goes in a direction.
Cross-R-DMX-4: What do you want.
Friend Computer He fails to open his crate
Friend Computer There is something knocking at it in the dark..
Cross-R-DMX-4 holds crate closed and stays silent.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7 attempts to open crate
Friend Computer The other group arrives down the tunnel!
Friend Computer Their lights reveal a bat like man they call GRUE
Friend Computer The grues charge at shirley!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7 push's cross into grue
Friend Computer Cross is still in the crate
Cross-R-DMX-4 cries.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-7 opens crate
Friend Computer Shirley is eaten alive by the grues before he can make it to the crate!
Cross-R-DMX-4 checks himself for light producing objects.
Friend Computer The room is now covered in light from the other group's weapons
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-8: /// i go through clones faster than all of you put together
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Say that to Weiss's face and feel his wrath.
Cross-R-DMX-4 gets out of the crate and goes to hug ste.
Ste-R-XYZ-3: //sorry guys im going to havbe to go now not feeling so great :P
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-8: //cya
Cross-R-DMX-4: // cya
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Cya
Ste-R-XYZ-3 left chat.
Friend Computer The grues runaway with shirley's corpse
Mart-Y-IYD-10: crikey
Will-Y-DIE-11 enters the area wielding a power sword and power axe, both glowing ominously in her grasp. The visor of her gasmask reflects the glow, making her eyes hardly visible.
Cross-R-DMX-4: mate
Cross-R-DMX-4 goes and sticks with Will for protection.
Friend Computer Cross finally gets out of his crate!
Friend Computer: // or should I say
Friend Computer: // The crate/closet
Friend Computer: *shot*
Friend Computer SHirley arrives in another crate
Will-Y-DIE-11: I have an appointment at Sector FUN. The vents are running again so if we could make this small detour, please...?
Weiss-Y-66-23 stays behind Will.  "We did the fans while you all were fucking about."
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-8 attemts to open crate
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-8: *attempts
Will-Y-DIE-11: ORDERS FROM HQ, WE'RE GOING TRAITOR HUNTING AT FUN.
Will-Y-DIE-11: SOUNDS LIKE FUN, DOESN'T IT?
Cross-R-DMX-4: Haha
Will-Y-DIE-11 breaks into a charge towards the nearest exit, eager to reach FUN.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-8: sure shame i'm stuck in a cratte
Cross-R-DMX-4 follows Will.
Weiss-Y-66-23 follows
Friend Computer Mart's lizard pops out from a pocket!
Mart-Y-IYD-10 takes one final look around
Friend Computer: "POWER SURGE DETECTED AT SECTOR FUN"
Friend Computer: "INATORS LOCATED"
Friend Computer: ?
Friend Computer: // From archie
Weiss-Y-66-23: Well.  Seems we'll be having some definite !!FUN!!.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: well
Mart-Y-IYD-10: ebtter go to fun
Mart-Y-IYD-10 heads to FUNLAND
Will-Y-DIE-11 heads there as well.
Friend Computer Problem
Friend Computer Only way down was broken by cross and shirley
Friend Computer: ./magrail
Cross-R-DMX-4 *coughs*
Weiss-Y-66-23 heads down via jetpack.
Friend Computer The autocar mart has brought is yellow and seems to be attacked by grues
Cross-R-DMX-4 hangs on to weiss.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //being attacked, or is already broken and dead?
Friend Computer Cross jumps at weiss!
Friend Computer latching onto his legs
Friend Computer: "Already broken"
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-8: // am i still stuck in a crate?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: maybe i could muon dig our way down
Friend Computer: // No
Weiss-Y-66-23 has Deus and Glub Glub Stab him off.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: maybe we can wall climb our way down the way we crossed the fan area
Friend Computer Cross's hands are removed by the robot spider
Friend Computer He falls down to his death..
YOLO YOLO has changed their name to Cross-R-DMX-5.
Friend Computer Suddenly a crate is thrown in a slingshot like shape!
Weiss-Y-66-23 flies the rest of the way down.
Cross-R-DMX-5: // Do I earn a record.
Friend Computer It barely misses weiss and lands near will
Friend Computer: // Weiss died ten times in a mission
Friend Computer: // No.
Weiss-Y-66-23: //7
Mart-Y-IYD-10: oh
Mart-Y-IYD-10: weiss
Weiss-Y-66-23: Yeah?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: check if the bottom of this shaft is completely sealed
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i could always fill it up with water
Mart-Y-IYD-10: and jump in
Will-Y-DIE-11 takes the contents of said crate, puts said contents on and leaps down towards the ground.
Weiss-Y-66-23: Got it.
Friend Computer Will jumps down rapidly falling!
Friend Computer Oh no looks like she is gonna di-
Will-Y-DIE-11: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Friend Computer Suddenly multiple thrusters attached activate
Friend Computer and she safely falls to the ground
Mart-Y-IYD-10: thats
Friend Computer The bottum of the shaft isn't sealed
Mart-Y-IYD-10 does the same as will
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i sense my death is imminent
Mart-Y-IYD-10 prays to my false gods
Will-Y-DIE-11 raises her power sword and lets loose a shout in celebration of her success, then heads further on to FUN.
Friend Computer Weiss slams into a falling mart!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-8: /attempts to follow
Friend Computer Deaccelerating and putting him to safety
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-8: */me
Friend Computer Weiss has a full ten seconds to save shirley!
Friend Computer Shirley falls to his death.
Weiss-Y-66-23 dusts himself off and follows Will
Friend Computer Everyone begins walking to their previously parked vehicles
Mart-Y-IYD-10 follows will
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Except me.
Cross-R-DMX-5: // I'm also dead.
Friend Computer Cross and shirley arrive via crate magic
Will-Y-DIE-11: //I'm not, but my vehicle is gone.
Friend Computer They drop in by weiss's motorbike
Will-Y-DIE-11 heads to FUN via transtube.
Cross-R-DMX-5 gets on motorbike and follows everyone else.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9: // already burned 3 clones this session
Weiss-Y-66-23 does the same.
Cross-R-DMX-5: // Shirley I have too, but I have died to nothing.
Weiss-Y-66-23 as Will.
Friend Computer CROSS GETSO N A YELLOW MOTORBIKE
Friend Computer AND CRASHES INTO A WALL
Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9: // i have tried to help you
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 checks if cross survived
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 and if so tries to help
Mart-Y-IYD-10: CROSS
Mart-Y-IYD-10: YELLOW
Cross-R-DMX-5 shoots shirley, suspecting summary termination.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: YOU
Mart-Y-IYD-10: RED
Friend Computer Weiss slowly walks to cross
Mart-Y-IYD-10: TREASON
Friend Computer ALong with mart
Mart-Y-IYD-10 brutally stabs cross to ribbons
Friend Computer Wess starts to plant his boot firmly on cross's neck and pushes down
Weiss-Y-66-23: You have been declared a traitor.  Have a nice Daycycle.
Friend Computer WHilst mart eviscerates cross
Friend Computer Cross quickly dies
Cross-R-DMX-5: // cool.
Weiss-Y-66-23 checks if his bike is alright.
YOLO YOLO has changed their name to 6Cross-R-DMX-5.
Friend Computer It is completely dead
YOLO YOLO has changed their name to Cross-R-DMX-6.
Friend Computer Weiss takes out a horde of mechanical parts from his inventory
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9: may i try and fix it?
Friend Computer ANd begins a mysterious construction!
Friend Computer He makes a toast oven out of reverse engineered motorbike and warbot.
Weiss-Y-66-23: Selling this for credits.
Weiss-Y-66-23 pockets it, and then enters  transtube to go to Sector Fun.
Weiss-Y-66-23: FUN*
Will-Y-DIE-11 is already on her way to FUN.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 uses transtube to reach fun
Friend Computer Everyone arrives at FUN
Friend Computer To be precise the southwest outskirts of it
Friend Computer Around you are multiple buildings of commerce
Friend Computer mostly luxuries
Cross-R-DMX-6: // Crate magic for me?
Will-Y-DIE-11 points towards the largest scraper in the area, then heads there.
Friend Computer: // Yes
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 follows will
Weiss-Y-66-23 follows.
Cross-R-DMX-6 looks for a weapon shop.
Friend Computer: // bout to have dinner
Friend Computer Everyone arrives at the front of the ceiling scraper!
Friend Computer An angry drone sets at the entrance denying everyone of access
Friend Computer It appears to be a hoverdrone with mounted missiles and lasers
Friend Computer An autocar begins flying to the top of the scrap-
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hey you!
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hoverdrone!
Friend Computer The drone fires a missile at the car
Friend Computer it is immediately destroyed
Friend Computer The drone turns to MART
Mart-Y-IYD-10: do i know you?
Will-Y-DIE-11: MOVE! WE ARE HEADED FOR THE ROOF!
Mart-Y-IYD-10 eyes the drone suspiciously
Friend Computer: "Your mother is a cloning vat."
Mart-Y-IYD-10: ARAGRHARA
Cross-R-DMX-6 shoots the drone with my laser pistol.
Will-Y-DIE-11 pushes through the mass of people and charges into the scraper's lobby.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: FROM THIS DAY
Mart-Y-IYD-10: YOU SHALL BE CURSED
Friend Computer Cross fires his laser at the drone!
Friend Computer It responds with a laser burst
Friend Computer The first two shots miss and then it gets a 1
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9: stands a clear 100 feet from this
Friend Computer Cross's arms are removed by laser
Weiss-Y-66-23 follows Will.
Friend Computer the drone flies away
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9: */me
Mart-Y-IYD-10: EVERY DRONE THAT COMES OFF THE THE FILTHY ASSEMBLY LINE FROM WHICH YOU WERE CONTRUCTED FROM
Mart-Y-IYD-10: SHALL BE CURSED
Mart-Y-IYD-10: WITH FAULTY WIRING
Mart-Y-IYD-10: AND MALFUNCTIONS
Mart-Y-IYD-10: AND BAD AIM
Will-Y-DIE-11: Stop messing with drones! The suspect is at the top of the scraper, we need to move fast!
Mart-Y-IYD-10: HEED MY WORDS FILTHY HOVERDRONE
Mart-Y-IYD-10: HEED MY WORDS
Will-Y-DIE-11 looks for an elevator.
Weiss-Y-66-23: And then I loot their mafunctioned corpses.
Friend Computer Will and weiss charge into the entrance/lobby!
Friend Computer Random blues in fancy clothing stare them down
Cross-R-DMX-6 grabs laser pistol with foot and jams it into own stomach.
Friend Computer: "May we help you?" A blue proffers help.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i have a bad idea
Will-Y-DIE-11 salutes.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 tries to subtley slip into skyscraper
Mart-Y-IYD-10: nah
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i wont do that
Weiss-Y-66-23 Salutes, FOR ONCE
Mart-Y-IYD-10 goes into the ceilingscraper
Will-Y-DIE-11: We are to subdue a traitor that's hiding out at the top of this building.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 salutes
Will-Y-DIE-11: Now if you excuse me, we are acting on direct orders from Troubleshooter HQ.
Friend Computer: The same blue responds in a mildly amused matter "And who is that?"
Friend Computer: ./AFK, dinner.
Will-Y-DIE-11: ///FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Friend Computer: have some adorable
Friend Computer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQzxUxLXt4U
Cross-R-DMX-6: // Make him pm me when he is back.
Weiss-Y-66-23: //ASDFASNFKDSNADSKFNSDSPIDER  GOT IT IS ADORABLE AND I WANT TO KILL IT.
Will-Y-DIE-11: //EXACTLY.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9: i have been meaning to try out a quick game of flash paranoia if anyone wants to try it?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: // what
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Jesus Christ my stupid-ass mother asks me to go to bed
Will-Y-DIE-11: //For fuck's sake, it's just 2 AM
Friend Computer: // back
Friend Computer: // Sorry
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //hoy
Friend Computer: // Decided on actions yet?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 left chat.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 takes the elevator up
Mart-Y-IYD-10: delivery
Friend Computer Mart is stopped by a blue
Friend Computer Weiss begins drinking B3!
Mart-Y-IYD-10: makign a delivery
Friend Computer he begins choking
Friend Computer and spits it at a few blues!
Friend Computer Both the squid and cleaning lizard activate..
Mart-Y-IYD-10 pushes the blue stopping me in the line of fire
Weiss-Y-66-23 coughs a few times
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 entered chat.
Friend Computer Weiss coughs B3 onto the blue mart pushed in!
Friend Computer The lizard and squid begin murdering them
Will-Y-DIE-11 uses the confusion of the moment to seize the elevator.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 gets in the elevator
Weiss-Y-66-23: oh Jesus [cough]
Weiss-Y-66-23 follows Will.
Friend Computer everyone gets into the elevator!
Friend Computer: // Minus cross and shirley
Friend Computer You press a few buttons [will] and it goes up rapidly!
Dasaw entered chat.
Friend Computer: // what the frak is a dasaw?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9: // can dasaw play?
Dasaw: lol i guess
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //its too late
Friend Computer: // Use // for out of character
Dasaw: //lol i guess
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //come back tomorrow
Friend Computer: // Marteh
Friend Computer: // IF Dasaw can gen up a char with shirley's help
Friend Computer: // MAYBEH
Mart-Y-IYD-10: b-
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //b-
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //b-but
Friend Computer The elevator stops letting in two greens
Mart-Y-IYD-10: // eh, no skin off my back
Friend Computer They do that thing where they step on the ground repeatedly waiting
Weiss-Y-66-23 breaths into his mask a bit.
Friend Computer MEANWHILE IN THE BOTTUM FLOOR! The lizard and squid bot are murdering the lobby members, applying "cleaning" solvents with acidics to remove the sticky soda
Will-Y-DIE-11 leans in to one of the Greens and breathes heavily through her mask. Right into the Green's ears.
Weiss-Y-66-23 drinks a bit of B3.
Friend Computer: Green Officer: May I be of help to you?
Mart-Y-IYD-10 farts in the elevator
Will-Y-DIE-11 stares at the Green and continues to breathe heavily.
Weiss-Y-66-23 Begins to pace within the elevator in circles.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 begins meowing
Mart-Y-IYD-10: meow
Mart-Y-IYD-10: mrrrreow
Mart-Y-IYD-10: meooww
Friend Computer: // You are doing this on purpose to alienate dasaw, aren't you?
Weiss-Y-66-23: //Note the spleenstealer with you.  That should have some effect.
Friend Computer The elevator stops again and the two green officers leave, disgusted.
Weiss-Y-66-23 has Deus go onto his Vacant shoulder to fill in Glub Glib's place.
Weiss-Y-66-23: Glub Glub's*
Will-Y-DIE-11 grins and presses a button so that the elevator may continue on to the top floor.
Weiss-Y-66-23: And now we continue.
Friend Computer After a myriad of smooth jazz pieces you arrive at the top to see Inquisitor Validus talking with the commissar you met before..? How did he get out-
Friend Computer They aim their weapons at you
Mart-Y-IYD-10 goes invisible
Mart-Y-IYD-10 lies on the floor
Will-Y-DIE-11: Good daycycle to you.
Weiss-Y-66-23 steps out  "Hello my friend."
Friend Computer: Validus: What are you doing here!?
Will-Y-DIE-11: Having Fun.
Will-Y-DIE-11: What else?
Weiss-Y-66-23: I'm here about the note you sent...
Weiss-Y-66-23 walks over to them.
Will-Y-DIE-11 adjusts her COMMISSAR'S CAP.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 stands back up
Weiss-Y-66-23 takes off his hat
Weiss-Y-66-23: Seems that you and I have some business, Validus.
Friend Computer: Validus: Enough of the games, explain!
Will-Y-DIE-11: Well, so much for trying to thank our savior for getting us out of that PLC hellhole.
Weiss-Y-66-23 continues walking towards Validus and the Commisar, and says "I recieved a note from some robots that expired.  Says you plan to do some rather nasty business against the FC, I have come to help."
Friend Computer: Validus: Oh? You are the purge representative?
Weiss-Y-66-23 nods
Mart-Y-IYD-10: so, vladius, hows your adamntium business coming along?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 hugs will
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 tightly
Will-Y-DIE-11 is not hugged as Shir wasn't on the elevator at all.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //last time i was hugged in this game
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //i was gibbed
Friend Computer Shirley somehow manages to run up the stairs of a 1.5 mile tall skyscraper and hugs will
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //trolol
Friend Computer Shirley falls in exhaustion
Weiss-Y-66-23 continues over to The OTHER side of the room and stands behind Validus and the Commisar, and draws his laspistol into his other hand and points it towards the elevator.
Friend Computer PLOT TWIST!
Will-Y-DIE-11 pulls Shirley into a fearsome hug.
Friend Computer: Validus: So glad you have came to the right side, now please explain the presence of MArt and Will
Weiss-Y-66-23: Mart and Will are here to kill you.
Cross-R-DMX-6 left chat.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hey, i'm jsut here for the FUN of it
Mart-Y-IYD-10: get it?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: :D
Will-Y-DIE-11 lunges forward, using Shirley as a meat shield, then swings her chainsword at the Commissar.
Will-Y-DIE-11: Well then!
Weiss-Y-66-23: ...idiots.
Will-Y-DIE-11: TIME TO END THIS HAT OWNERSHIP DISPUTE ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 continues hugging will
Friend Computer COMBAT MODE
Friend Computer Weiss suddenly fires a lasbolt into validus's head!
Weiss-Y-66-23: SQUAD BEFORE THE TRAITORS
Friend Computer His head explodes violently
Friend Computer Before the commissar can turn weiss is already charging with his chainsword!
Will-Y-DIE-11: //*Will *her
Friend Computer The commissar is eviscerated instantly.
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: hugs will
Friend Computer: // Dasaw you aren't ingame yet
Weiss-Y-66-23 cleans his chainsword after putting his hat back on.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 hugs will
Weiss-Y-66-23: Now then, thats dealt with.
Will-Y-DIE-11 roughly shoves Shirley away.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 looks depressed
Weiss-Y-66-23: I wasn't kidding about the note, however I think it was for someone else.  Might as well use what you know to your advantage.
Friend Computer Mart turns visible again and begins searching around
Will-Y-DIE-11: ...gee, and I thought I woul have to gib us all right here and now.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hey guys
Weiss-Y-66-23: Whats up Mart?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: just investigatin
Mart-Y-IYD-10: also do you guys think that the real purge liason might show up?
Weiss-Y-66-23 loots Validus's corpse for anything nice.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: it might be cool if we get a live prisoner for once
Friend Computer Will begins looting the commissar's corpse!
Will-Y-DIE-11 takes everything of value he had. Considering the blinged out nature of a Commissar's equipment including their uniform, not much remains on the body.
Will-Y-DIE-11: // ;:D
Weiss-Y-66-23 looks for any better armor, weapons, and just random misc items.
Friend Computer Mart begins investigating what the commissar was talking about!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 also looks for stuff to steal
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hmm
Mart-Y-IYD-10: time to invest!
Friend Computer He plants archie on the commissar's head and archie digs into the brain!
Friend Computer Archie returns with knowledge about some sort of megaportal for imperial forces!
Mart-Y-IYD-10: oh noooo
Mart-Y-IYD-10: mergaportaaal
Mart-Y-IYD-10: they're gonna send through tanks
Will-Y-DIE-11: Boy, that is about to escalate quickly.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: and velociraptors with cahinguns mounted on them
Mart-Y-IYD-10: also
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i think i fond the perfect way to dispose of bodies
Friend Computer Suddenly the sound barrier breaks and the windows are removed from their frames!
Weiss-Y-66-23: throw them out a window?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: do we need the commisar's corpse?
Friend Computer The inquisitor's looted corpse is replaced by two identical crates
Friend Computer Both marked with FFU
Friend Computer Out pops shady shirley and dasaw!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 (1): hi
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: sup
Mart-Y-IYD-10: ye gds
Will-Y-DIE-11: Shirley, I don't recall you dying.
Weiss-Y-66-23: Welcome to the squad.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: you just accidentally the proof
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: thx
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 (1): niether do i
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 (1): but i'll roll with it
Will-Y-DIE-11: Well, your count is off. We can always correct it if you want to.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: time to dispose of this body
Friend Computer Suddenly the commissar's corpse is replaced by a giant piece of swiss cheese!
Friend Computer It appears that mart had fired some sort of weapon at it
Will-Y-DIE-11: //What's a swiss?
Friend Computer Both of his mech lizards begin eating it violently
Friend Computer: // Swiss cheese
Friend Computer: // ITs deliciousness
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i call it... the Cheeseinator
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Yes, what's swiss? I know cheese, but what is a swiss?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 (1): // fc shall i put my death count up?
Friend Computer: // Nah
Mart-Y-IYD-10: wow
Mart-Y-IYD-10: a new guy
Mart-Y-IYD-10: who hasnt even died once
Will-Y-DIE-11: You are tempting fate indeed.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: you should feel proud
Weiss-Y-66-23: Just a tip, you'll probably never get to the amount of deaths that I have.
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: oh indeedd i am
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 (1): won't last long
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: thx
Weiss-Y-66-23: if you do you fucked up royallu.
Will-Y-DIE-11: Very well.
Will-Y-DIE-11 stretches.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 sits on the desk
Will-Y-DIE-11: Shall we wait for pickup or walk?
Weiss-Y-66-23 sits in the chair.
Dasaw-R-FFU-1 yawns
Mart-Y-IYD-10: hey dasaw
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: yeah?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: you have good reflexes?
Will-Y-DIE-11 leans against the wall next to the elevator.
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: not really wh/y
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: ?
Mart-Y-IYD-10: first troubleshooter test
Mart-Y-IYD-10: is reflexes
Mart-Y-IYD-10: get ready to grab this piece of cheese when i throw it to you
Dasaw-R-FFU-1 looks confused
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: ok??
Mart-Y-IYD-10 throws the cheese
Dasaw-R-FFU-1 catch
Dasaw-R-FFU-1: now what?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 (1) attempts to eat cheese in mid air
Mart-Y-IYD-10: now you are rewarded with cheese
Dasaw-R-FFU-1 thinks wth are up with these guys ( in head)
Weiss-Y-66-23 searches around the corners of the room for security cameras.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 streatches
Friend Computer Suddenly a huge burst of wind pushes dasaw and shirley out of the window!
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-9 (1) looks for more food
Friend Computer They are pushed out and they slowly fall to their deaths
Friend Computer You barely hear the satisfying CRUNCH as they hit the ground
Weiss-Y-66-23: ...I can go catch them.  nevermind.
Will-Y-DIE-11: Alright.
Will-Y-DIE-11: What the fuck.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: jesus
Mart-Y-IYD-10: it must be windy up here
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i dont wanna hang out up here anymore
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-10: // what happened?
Weiss-Y-66-23: we did blow out the windoes in a ceilingscraper.
Weiss-Y-66-23: windows
Dasaw-R-FFU-2: /hey guys i getting a bit tired so i may just g2 sleep but for now i will stay on for like 10mins longer
Friend Computer: // Goodnight dasaw
Friend Computer: // Don't let us waste your time
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //night
Friend Computer: // go to sleep
Will-Y-DIE-11 carefully heads into the safety of an elevator.
Dasaw-R-FFU-2: //lol not yet
Dasaw-R-FFU-2: // nah im good
Friend Computer Everyone that is alive gets back into the elevator and their long slow ten minute descent begins
Weiss-Y-66-23 pockets some stuffs and then pulls out a can of B3 and takes a few sips from it.
Friend Computer Weiss accidentally chokes on the B3!
Friend Computer Suddenly a squid stops the elevator and the lizard slowly approaches weiss..
Mart-Y-IYD-10 gets behind weiss
Will-Y-DIE-11 slips out of the elevator.
Weiss-Y-66-23 spits the B3 on the floor.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i should invest in a skysuit
Weiss-Y-66-23 grabs the squid and then books it out of the elevator
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i couldve just jumped out of the window
Mart-Y-IYD-10: and flown down
Weiss-Y-66-23: same
Mart-Y-IYD-10: then again that drone would have shot us down
Weiss-Y-66-23: true, true
Weiss-Y-66-23: shall we say most people in this building were traitors?
Will-Y-DIE-11: It wouldn't.
Will-Y-DIE-11: But, eh. It's likely they were.
Weiss-Y-66-23: they DO know that the commisar and Validus are here.
Friend Computer Weiss is tackled by the cleaning lizard and squid!
Weiss-Y-66-23 Rips off his dirty clothes and throws them to the side for the bot and squid to clean
Weiss-Y-66-23: //Better then acid death.
Friend Computer They look at you and then the clothes
Friend Computer They spray a bit of acid on your chest and begin work on the clothes
Will-Y-DIE-11 checks the fuel status of her emergency thrusters.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 puts a drop of regen spraay on weiss' chest
Weiss-Y-66-23: DEUS, KEEP ME FROM DYING.
Friend Computer The acid isn't strong enough to melt through your chest
Weiss-Y-66-23: //so, what was I stripped down to by doing that?
Friend Computer Weiss is earign his undersuit
Friend Computer: // wearing*
Weiss-Y-66-23 sits around while they finish cleaning.
Friend Computer They throw the remaining clothes to you
Weiss-Y-66-23 puts them on.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: so
Mart-Y-IYD-10: new lizard
Mart-Y-IYD-10: can you cleanse a person's soul?
Friend Computer: "No."
Weiss-Y-66-23: ...why would that be required?
Will-Y-DIE-11 takes the stairs down.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: you cant clean a lot, can you?
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-10: /// who's soul were you thinking of cleansing?
Dasaw-R-FFU-2: //well night night guys i will cya guys when shirley asks me to play
Friend Computer: "Shirley's
Friend Computer: // Cya
Weiss-Y-66-23: //later.
Dasaw-R-FFU-2: // lol yeah yeah  cya
Mart-Y-IYD-10: have you taken a look at your own souls lately?
Dasaw-R-FFU-2 left chat.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i mean
Mart-Y-IYD-10: look at mine
Mart-Y-IYD-10 holes his soul up for display
Mart-Y-IYD-10 holds*
Friend Computer Mart holds up air
Friend Computer Nothing happens
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i mean
Mart-Y-IYD-10: look at that thing
Weiss-Y-66-23 follows the way Will went and went down the stairs.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 puts my soul back on
Mart-Y-IYD-10 goes down to the bottom
Friend Computer You realize you are on the fourth floor
Friend Computer and there are multiple greens staring at you
Weiss-Y-66-23: ...
Mart-Y-IYD-10: meow
Mart-Y-IYD-10: meooow
Will-Y-DIE-11 breathes heavily and stomps past them.
Mart-Y-IYD-10: mreeeow
Weiss-Y-66-23 follows Will
Mart-Y-IYD-10 follows weiss
Mart-Y-IYD-10 petting my spleenstealer
Friend Computer You return to the elevator
Weiss-Y-66-23: ...hmmm...
Weiss-Y-66-23 walks back out to go see the greens.
Will-Y-DIE-11 sends the elevator to ground level.
Friend Computer Weiss is kicked back into the elevator!
Friend Computer: "Frak off."
Friend Computer You all arrive at the ground level
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-10: // i think i will go know its 2 am
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i feel like going up there
Mart-Y-IYD-10: and murdering them all
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-10: // cya next week
Friend Computer There seems to be very large pools of blood and melted blue
Mart-Y-IYD-10: //see ya
Friend Computer: // cya
Will-Y-DIE-11: As Squad Leader, I declare the current mission complete for now. Feel free to have fun at FUN until we get a new assignment. I have important things to do at HQ.
Will-Y-DIE-11: //Cya
Mart-Y-IYD-10 heads off
Weiss-Y-66-23: //later.
Will-Y-DIE-11 heads to the nearest transtube to reach HQ.
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-10 retires to his bunk
Shady_shirley-R-FFU-10 left chat.
Weiss-Y-66-23 goes back to HQ on foot.
Will-Y-DIE-11: //And this is where I have to go to bed. At least we finished this mission...sort of.
Friend Computer: You all receive a message from kim
Friend Computer: "Good work troubleshooters! PLC is officially clean of husk fog."
Friend Computer: "I heard you were in the FUN sector, care to explain?"
Mart-Y-IYD-10: i believe weiss could explain best
Friend Computer 800 Credits upon mission completion!
Weiss-Y-66-23: We stopped by to kill a traitor in hiding.  Turns out PURGE was planning on teaming up with Validus and the Commisar to take out FC.
Weiss-Y-66-23: or rather its influence in the sector.
Mart-Y-IYD-10 sends the information about the giant gateway to kim
Weiss-Y-66-23: I found a note in a couple of robots that blew up saying as much.
Friend Computer: "Good work troubleshooters!"
Friend Computer: // NOW TO SORT OUT HOW MUCH CREDITS YOU ALL HAVE
Friend Computer: / ho
Friend Computer: // Game stop