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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little villain? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Evolutionaries, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on super villains HQs, and I have over 300 confirmed badguy beatdowns. I am trained in meta-human warfare and I’m the top superhero in the entire

 Xenon regulated Evolutionaries. You are nothing to me but just another mad scientist. I will wipe you the fuck out with powers the likes of which has never been seen before in this city, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the bar counter?

Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the city and your face is being put on watch right now so you better prepare for the storm, villain. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career.

You’re fucking busted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stop your villainy in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare powers. Not only am I extensively trained in getting beat up by an alien, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Xenon owned Evolutionary army

and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the city, you little mad scientist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” plan was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dastardly plan.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.