Zillytea

Earl Grey
Chai
Oolong
Anise Seed(Black Licorice)
Yellow Label Tea
Roibos Tea
Coffee
Sugar Water
Faygo
Tab
Dozens of floating miniature books in brine
Pink Egg Yolks
A single sugar pill
Large amounts of NaCl
A red potion that changes the sex and gender of the drinker
A blue potion that causes the drinker to forget the last five minutes and gives an unexplainable urge to dance.
A green potion that sticks to the bottom of the glass and renders the cup immovable
A pink potion that causes the drinker to kiss the person sitting closet.(If tie, then the person closer to their left)
A yellow potion that acts as an instantaneous laxative
A grey potion that renders the user extremely magnetic
A clear potion that removes all potion effects of the drinkers choice.
A brown liquid that makes the user grow leafs in place of hair
A strange brew that belches small amounts of smoke and flame and causes the drinker to freeze anything they touch
A pink potion that forces the drinker to speak in fish puns and makes everything taste like saltwater
A mirroring potion that makes the drinker believe the person to their left is trying to steal their identity
A white potion that fills the drinker with a deep desire for hatesnogs
A potion that makes the first person to touch the sides of the cup incredibly drunk. Then it becomes water
A smaller sealed bottle containing a random potion described on the label. If the recipent of this beverage asks somebody else to drink it, they must comply.
Cat Urine
Blood
Vodka
Battery Acid
Random Alcoholic beverage
Black Liquid Sorrow
Living Liquid Weasel
A Shower of Gusher filling
A Shower of Weasel Mucus
Rainbow Liquid, roll 1d12 for color (Hint: its troll blood)
Elf Tears
Magic gravy that makes your teapot become a small animate object, with a very stubborn personality