A Thousand Son in Equestria, part 35 (The Morning After)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
>You rear back and bang your head against the bed's headboard, terrified of the filly on your chest.
>Ditzy, terrified and shocked at being woken so suddenly, screams along with you and flails out of the bed, thrashing about and tangling herself up in the covers, until a ball made up of comforters, blankets, and one gray pegasus is dangling off the bedside.
>"Is it Cyberponies! Anon, run!"
>The filly clings to you for dear life, although she occasionally giggles as you convulse in horror.
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING, AAAAAHHH!"
>"Wait...Dinky?"
>Ditzy rolls around the bedsheets for a moment before freeing her head and staring at the sight of you, petrified, with a filly on your chest.
"Ditzy, dearest. Who is this? And why is SHE CALLING ME DADDY?"
>Ditzy's eyes could be made of yellow ice.
>"That's Dinky, Anon! She's my daughter!"
>You turn your head, slowly, so as not to alarm Dinky, and stare at Ditzy quietly.
>Ditzy blushes.
>"I...I didn't tell you about Dinky, did I?"
"No. No you didn't."
>Ditzy chooses that moment to giggle and hug your neck.
>"I'm calling you Daddy because you were giving Mommy special hugs, silly!"
>Ditzy looks absolutely mortified, and you can't blame her.
>"Dinky...honey, can you go into the living room for a minute? Mommy and Anon need to have a talk."


>Dinky giggles and jumps off of your chest, humming to herself as she skips past the pieces of your armor you left discarded on the floor.
>You turn and look at Ditzy, who's face is giving your armor a run for it's money when it comes to redness.
"So..."
>"Er...."
"Dinky. Is she you-"
>"No! Well, yes, I suppose. I mean, she might as well be! She's...I mean, she's adopted, but..."
>Ditzy's babbling the way she does when she's nervous, and her eyes are practically taking in different sides of the room.
>It's adorable.
>You slide off the bed, stumbling a little as you land on your uncomfortable hooves, and kiss her on the cheek.
"It's okay, Ditzy. Calm down and talk to me."
>She smiles at you and let's out a deep breath.
>"She is adopted. I know she looks a lot like me, but that's a coincidence. That's what the Doctor said, anyway."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"The Doctor?"
>"We...err, I adopted her when we were..."
"Traveling the stars together?"
>She smiles, in relief or amusement, you can't tell.
>"Yes. You're not...she isn't too much..is she? I know I should have told you, but.."
>You chuckle and kiss her again.
"It doesn't change anything. I'm just, well, nothing's ever come close to calling me "daddy" before. Now come on."
>You pull the covers off of her, unwinding the blankets as she shakes herself free.
>She tries to get to her legs, wobbles a bit, and then lies back down.
>"Wow...whoa...I'm just gonna...feels like my hooves are made of jelly!"
>You smile to yourself. According to Rainbow Dash's advice, that meant you'd done it right.


>Ditzy notices your smile and hits you in the shoulder with her hoof, which gets both of you laughing.
>As you finish helping her up, she takes off on her wings, a few inches off the ground.
"Speaking of that....Special hugs?"
>Ditzy's blush turns her face bright red again.
>"Err, that's what the Doctor called it when Dinky asked where foals come from. She took it to heart."
>Another surprising surge of jealousy hits you in the heart again, and you tell your horsebrain to be silent.
>The two of you smile at each other in silence for a moment, before a loud crash comes from the living room, along with a muffled "oops."
>Ditzy sighs.
>"Carrot Top was going to keep her today. I have no idea why she's over so early. I guess I better..."
>You hold out a hoof.
"Nonsense. Allow me."
>Ditzy eyes you curiously.
>"Really?"
>You kiss her on the snout.
"You're tired. Let me take care of her. You relax. If she's going to call me "Daddy" as long as I'm around, I should live up to the title."
>Ditzy's smile eats up her face, before faltering a bit.
>"Well how long will you be...around?"
"Why, Ditzy Doo, as long as you'll have me, of course."
>She halfheartedly punches you on the shoulder and laughs, before smiling.
>"Hey, I just had an idea. Why don't you go take Dinky into town? Bond, and all that. Get to know each other."
"Ditzy, it would be my pleasure."
>You had planned on seeing Twilight Sparkle about a certain spell in any case.
>You begin to pick up and re-assemble your horse-mode armor while you trot into the living room.
>And into absolute Chaos.


>There was a broken pot on the floor, dirt everywhere, and little shards of ceramic scattered in the living room.
>Dinky stood in the middle of it, looking terrified at an impending punishment.
>Carrot Top, damn her lazy flank, was snoring peacefully away on the couch.
>"I didn't mean it, I promise! I was just so BORED, and I tried some magic, and, and, and..."
>She starts sniffling.
>CRITICAL HIT TO THE HEART.
>SQUAD MORALE BROKEN.
>Your horn lights up, and you sweep the broken pot into the corner, reassembling it as best you can.
"It's okay, Dinky, I've got it."
>She smiles up at you, while Ditzy gives you an approving grin, before turning to talk to her daughter.
>"Hey there, Dinky. Mommy's a little tired right now, so Anonymous is going to take you into town and you two are gonna have some fun! How does that sound?"
>Dinky claps her hooves together and gives out an adorable "yay!"
>You trot over to Dinky as you finish securing the last of your armor.
"Well come on, Dinky, let's go have some fun."
>She giggles and runs towards the door, and you follow her slowly as you open the door with your magic.
>Ditzy gives you a worried glance.
>"Are you sure you're okay with this?"
>You snort.
"What's the worst that could happen?"
>She smiles, and lets the two of you out before shutting the door.
>Time to show Dinky a good time, and prove that you are a good father figure.
>You turn around to address Dinky as you trot forward...
>Right into a crowd of mares.

DITZY'S PERSPECTIVE

>You let out a breath you didn't know you'd been holding as you let Anonymous outside.
>You were sure he'd be okay. He was a good guy, a good pony, a good human.
>Even if it was THAT day, he'd be okay. He was faithful.
>You flutter your way back inside, careful not to wake Carrot Top as you go.
>You were a little upset that she'd brought Dinky over so early, but you couldn't blame her.
>With how much noise the pair of you were making last night, you doubt she got much sleep.
>You smile to yourself as you make your way into the kitchen, your thoughts on Anon and Dinky.
>You hoped they'd hit it off. If they did...you'd have a family. A real family.
>The man you loved, and your beloved daughter, all together. All here.
>Nop0ny running off, leaving you worried that they might be dead.
>You hum to yourself as you open your refrigerator door and pull out a carton of OJ with your teeth.
>As you pull your head free, a brown hoof lightly closes the refrigerator.
>You sigh around the carton, and turn your head to glare at the Doctor.
>"Miss Hooves! It's so good to see you again. Now put down your Juice, we need to talk."
>You set down the juice on the counter.
"About what, Doctor?"
>"Why, Anon, of course."


>You let out an exasperated sigh.
>You did NOT need this right now.
"Doctor. How many times have we had this conversation?"
>"Twelve and a half times, three of which you havn't had yet."
>You put a hoof to your forehead.
"Of course I havn't..."
>"Ditzy, listen to me. He's a monster, from a SPECIES of monsters. His kind is the very REASON I left humanity and came here! He's not even a pony, for Time's sake!"
>Your eyes focus as you glare at the Doctor.
"It wouldn't be the first time I started caring for a bipedal alien masquerading as a pony."
>He winces, and you give a small smile.
>Score one, Ditzy Doo.
>"Ditzy, this is different, and you know it. You remember what we saw. The statue? You know what he's going to do, what he's destined to do. He's going to burn it, Ditzy. Everything. He's going to bring the Warp to Equestria, turn the sky into nothing but a vortex of madness and hatred and death. Leave him, Ditzy."
>You glare at him.
"That isn't going to happen. You KNOW it isn't going to happen. Look at him, for Celestia's sake! He's happy now! We're happy now. So why do YOU have to come and buck it all up!"
>You're shouting at him, you know you are, but you don't care.
>The Doctor continues as if you had barely spoken.
>"That's another thing, too, did you have to sleep with him?"
>Your bad eye rolls into focus, and you feel your rage building.
"Why do YOU care?"
>He frowns.
>"Is it so wrong for me to be a little selfish?"
>Oh no.
>Oh no he didn't.

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>You stomp one hoof on the ground, your soreness forgotten.
"Are you...are you serious right now?"
>His smile grows a little more uneasy.
>"Well, Miss Hooves. Yes, yes I am. I did some traveling, and some thinking, and...well, I want to give us another shot."
>You stare at him, jaw agape, as he continues.
>"It was wrong of me to...ignore you like that. I just...wasn't ready. I thought what we had, traveling around in the TARDIS, seeing all of time and space, I thought it was enough. But then you left, and I-"
"You left ME, you SELF-ABSORBED ASS!"
>Somewhere, Cranky Doodle-Donkey sneezes.
>You advance on him, scowling.
"When I told you how I felt, you just jumped in your box and LEFT! No explanation, nothing!"
>"I...I needed time to think!"
"You needed TWO MONTHS?"
>He gulps, his eyes darting around the kitchen, before he suddenly jumps forward and embraces you.
>Your wings shoot straight up.
>"Ditzy....doesn't this bring back good memories?"
>It did.
>Celestia damn it, it did.
>The two of you once had something special, didn't you?
>Why throw it all away?
>You tremble, and bring up one hoof to his face.


>He smiles, and hugs you tighter.
>"Oh Ditzy..."
>Your other hoof comes up...
>Right into his balls.
"Don't call me Ditzy."
>"Hrrk."
>The Doctor flinches and drops out of your hooves to clutch his ruptured jimmies.
>Unfortunately, hooves are not suited to cradling balls.
>You come back to your own hooves, scowling down at him as he hisses and tries to recover.
>"I....ooh Celestia that hurts....I deserved that...didn't I?"
"Yes, you did."
>"Did you have to-"
"Yes."
>You wait as he recovers before stumbling to his hooves.
>"Now listen, Dit-"
>You raise an eyebrow and a hoof.
>"Derpy."
>You put your hoof back down.
>"You know I'm right. You know what he is. He's a monster. He's going to bring a storm into Equestria, like it's never seen before. He's dangerous! You-"
>You point a wing towards the door.
"Get out."
>He shuts up, trudging away from where you point.
>You turn to admonish him further, but something in his face stops you.
>"You know I'm right, Miss Hooves. You know it. You'll wish you had listened."
>Then he walks foward, disappearing from sight.
>You scowl at where he vanished, before going back to your OJ.
>There went your happy morning.

Sorcerer's Perspective
>Mares.
>Mares, everywhere!
>They came from the shops, from the trees, from the skies!
>Dinky's on your back, cowering in fear as she keeps both hooves around your neck.
>The mares close in on you, like a wave made of eyerape and manes.
>You hear selective parts of their chatter as they eye you like a piece of meat.
>"Is that him!?"
>"So that's what was keeping Derpy up all night last night! I can't really blame her..."
>"How did SHE score a stallion like THAT!?"
>"He's brave enough to come outside TODAY of all days? Good catch, Derpy, good catch..."
>You start to push your way through the crowd, getting a little annoyed.
"Excuse me, miss. Pardon me. Please, kindly move out of the way. Madam, if you'll remove your hoof from my backside I'm sure we can remain friends. Don't touch the filly, please...."
>And so on.
>And so on.
>This was truly the worst hell.
>Eventually you make it about halfway through the horde of molesting mares, a shivering Dinky on your back.
"FOR THE LOVE OF TZEENTCH, GET OFF OF ME!"
>Your shout only excites them, and you curse as they piledrive you.
>"Alright, alright girls, back off him!"
>Rainbow Dash, thank go-
>"He's mine!"
>Awwww shit.


>A rainbow blur comes right for you, knocking mares aside like pins as it comes right for you.
>You dig your hooves in and brace yourself.
>Rainbow Dash slams into you like a shot from a cannon, sending mares flying as she reaches you.
>Oh god what the fuck is wrong with her?
>She's panting, red-faced, sweaty, her heart beat is twice as fast as you remember...
>Is she sick? Her wings are...
>Oh no.
>Oh Tzeentch no.
>You recognize the state her wings are in.
>And that's when the smell hits you.
>"Oh Anoooon~..."
>You swiftly close off your helmet's olfactory filters.
"Rainbow."
>"I sawww what you did last night. You did good, Anon. Real good. But I think I can give you some tips, if you're interested."
"Really now, that's fascinating, but I have to be going right now."
>You start to edge away, but she corners you, putting a hoof on your shoulder and drawing close.
>DANGER WILL ANONYMOUS, DANGER!
>"Don't be going just yet...I've got so much to show you!"
>Dinky chooses that moment to speak up.
>"Like party games!? I love party games!"
>Rainbow's face goes from "lusty" to "mortified" in ten seconds flat.
>BATTLE DAUGHTER DINKY, TRULY THE GREATEST OF FILLIES.


>Rainbow does her best to put on a poker face as she takes her hoof off your shoulder.
>It ends up looking like she's having a painful bowel movement.
>"O..oh. Hi, Dinky. You're...uh..out with Anon today, right?"
>Dinky nods, smiling.
>"Uh huh, uh huh! We're going to go out and have fun! But all these mares keep trying to to tackle him..."
>Her eyes grow huge and watery as she stares at Rainbow with that last comment.
>The blue pegasus' wings droop a bit, and she backs further away from you.
>"Heh, sorry squirt. Err, a lot of our 'special days' are coming up soon. Some of us aren't in our right minds, know what I mean?"
>Dinky keeps up the waterworks.
>Rainbow hangs her head in shame.
>"Look, I'll make it up to you. How about some icecream, on me?"
>Dinky lightens up immediately and claps her hooves together.
>Rainbow turns away to trot towards the icecream, and you start following her.
>But not before talking to Dinky.
"How much of that was real, and how much was fake?"
>She smiles up innocently at you.
>"Just as planned, Dadddy!"
>DINKY HOOVES, BEST DAUGHTER.
>She holds up a tiny hoof, and you bump it with your own massive one.
>The two of you trot after Rainbow.
"Dinky, I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful relationship."


>Dinky orders a massive cone of vanilla ice cream, and while she dives into it, Rainbow tries to sidle up next to you, panting.
"Rainbow, what the hell is wrong with you?"
>She stops trying to tackle you for a second, taking a glance at Dinky.
>"I can't help it! Really, I can't! It's just, mine starts tomorrow, and I just wanted to peek in on you and Ditzy last night and SWEET CELESTIA, Anon!"
>She goes on like this for a while.
"Wait, Rainbow. Stop. And slurp up that drool, it's disgusting. What you mean, 'mine comes tomorrow'? Your what?"
>She stares at you, confused.
>"...Derpy didn't tell you?"
>You glance at Dinky as you remember the morning's events.
"Sometimes Ditzy can be a little forgetful."
>You look back to Rainbow, and notice she's drooling again.
"Drooling."
>"Sorry. I can't stop it, really. It's...Anon, Estrus season's coming. My heat starts tomorrow, and a lot of the mares are in it already. That's why all the stallions are hiding in doors."
"Estrus...season? What's a heat?"
>She stares at you like you're retarded, before shaking her head.
>"Right, you're not a pony. You know what, forget it, you'll figure it out on your own. I'm going to go, before I try to rape you."
"WHAT."
>"It's not like I want to! Okay, I want to. Hey, Ditzy won't mind if we..."
"RAINBOW."
>"Right, sorry! I can't help it, really!"
"You know what, I don't want to know. I'm going to go talk to Twilight about this spell, and go home."
>Rainbow Dash gulps.
>"Good luck with that, dude. Hers started today."


>The idea of Twilight in full-on rape mode is not a pleasant one.
>You're going to need all the help you can get.
"Dinky, come here please."
>Dinky makes her way over to you, still licking her ice cream.
>"Yes, Daddy?"
"I need to make a stop by Twilight's, do you mind?"
>Her eyes grow tearful again.
>"Can we get more icecream?"
>I CANNAE CONTAIN THESE FEELS, CAPTAIN!
>GIVE IT ALL SHE'S GOT, SCOTTY!
>DAMNIT ANON I'M A BRAIN NOT A HEART MECHANIC!
"Of course we can."
>"Yay!"
>She hugs your leg, somehow managing to keep from spilling her icecream, and you wrap your other leg around her in a short hug.
>You feel, more than hear, Rainbow creep up behind you.
"...You're drooling on my shoulder, Rainbow."
>"I really, REALLY can't help it."
>Dinky aims the eyes of death over your shoulder, and you hear Rainbow take off.
"Alright, let's go!"
>Minutes later, the two of you are standing outside of Twilight's library, staring at a purple bubble of magic.
"Well. That's unexpected."


>Dinky looks up at you.
>"So can we get some ice cream now, Daddy?"
>You start to answer her, when you remember Rainbow nearly raping you.
>You need to be human as SOON AS POSSIBLE.
"....In a bit, Dinky. Let me try something first. Hold on to my leg."
>She complies, grumbling about ice cream, and your horn flares.
>A moment later, the pair of you are in Twilight's library.
>There are chains on fucking everything.
>You look around, bewildered, until you notice the basement door.
>A massive lock, with giant iron chains, covers the door.
>Occasionally, there is a loud banging sound, and the door bends inward under the chains.
>Spike stands there, a baseball bat in his tiny claws, as he stares at the door.
"Spike? What in the Warp are you doing?"
>"Anon!? What are you doing HERE of all places!?"
>He drops the baseball bat in shock as a muffled voice calls out from behind the door.
>"ANON!? HERE! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!"
>That was probably Twilight.
>That does not sound like a sane mare.
>The banging increases, and you back away ominously as the door begins to buckle.
>Spike turns to you, his green eyes wide in horror.
>"Flee, you fools!"
>The banging increases, and you smell ozone.
>A moment later, the door explodes outwards, a brilliant light hurling you into a bookshelf and sending Dinky flying.
>"Spiiiiiiike~. It's that time again!"
>"No Twilight noooooooo!"
>You cough in shock and horror as you struggle to get upright on these awkward hooves.
>Twilight hones in on your voice like a shark smelling blood, and she turns around, a massive grin on her face.
>"Oooooh, Anon. I think it's time we did that 'research.'"
"No Twilight, No!"


>You gasp in surprise and pain as Twilight's horn glows, and the chains in the room wrap around your body, leaving only your head free.
>And your crotch, of course.
"Twilight, listen to me, I need you to calm down."
>She gives that insane giggle of hers.
>"Can't do that, Anon. I'm so glad you're here, really. I always do this, you know. Try to lock myself up, keep the town safe, Little Miss Responsibility, that's me! But now...now you're here."
>She trots over to you as you struggle against the chains.
"Twilight...."
>"I heard you and Ditzy last night, Anon. You can keep me, mmmmmm...satisfied."
>Oh shit oh shit oh shit TZEEEEENTCH, SAVE ME!
>Your God gives no response, and you begin to panic as you struggle to channel any useful magic through your horn.
>Twilight flicks it the second it lights up, scrambling your thoughts.
>She giggles as you gasp.
>"None of that, Mister. Not until we're finished."
>Your eyes dance around, desperate, until you spot Dinky coughing and climbing out from under a few books.
"DINKY! DINKY QUICK, DO THAT THING YOU DO!"
>Dinky gasps as she sees you chained up, and then puts on the biggest, cutest eyes you've ever seen.
"Twilight, we can't do this! Not in front of the filly."
>Twilight turns around, shocked...
>And gets a face full of adorable, innocent filly.
>Just as planned.
>Twilight turns back to you, that grin still on her face.
>"Oh Anon...she can watch!"
>NOT AS PLANNED!