beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slXerV1N5pE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BOBBY FISCHER!

VS!

YUGIIIII MUUUUTOOOO!

BEGIN!

Yugi Muto:

Let's duel! To find the true king of games!
I've saved the world, you really think you can slander this Pharoh's name?
These hard raps are egyptian royalty; you'll always be in defense mode.
To have a chance against me, you need to be a Synchro!
Your brain shuts down when you're with a girl? How pathetic.
Did I strike a nerve? It doesn't seem hard to make you PaniK.
Even with your absurd requirements, I can still beat you 10-0 easily.
Why don't you move out of Iceland, and head to Germany?


Bobby Fischer:

You're simply a pawn in the grand scheme of things, "Yug".
You won't even draw against me, your destiny is to always lose.
I may not always play at my best, but at least I actually get laid.
The only girl you've got is the Dark Magician Girl, but even she gets paid.
Duel Monsters is for children, you need to play a real sport.
The force of my raps will knock you off the edge, and shake you to the core!
I'm a Grandmaster and the US champion, you don't even come close, kid.
If you want me to fight me seriously, why don't you get in line with Soviets?

Yugi Muto:

You're running quite the gambit with such an average verse.
I've dueled many people, and I used to think Weavil was the worst.
Until I met you of course; though I'd say you're an insect as well.
You've a worse soul than Marik; you don't even fit in the Shadow Realm!
I've been searching for Bobby Fischer; too bad the man doesn't match the myth.
You need to practice more, and stop sucking Osama's dick!

Bobby Fischer:

You belong in a chess club with the rest of the patzers.
This isn't even speed chess; you're getting beaten even faster!
You're in an absolute pin; surrender is the only smart move you can make.
If I was Pegasus, you would've already sealed your Grandpa's fate!
You need to stop running the clock down with slow as hell flow.
But it doesn't matter, this next move is checkmate for you, Pharoh!