Most swag program ever dont steal

int blazeIt = 420;
int time = blazeIt;
int kushSize = "huge";
boolean alive = true;

method howToLiveYourLife() {
 while(alive) {
  if(time = blazeIt) {
   swag();
  }
 }
}

object Joint(string kushSize) {
 boolean jointRolled = false;
 method roll() {
  if(kushSize == "huge") {
   print "time to get high"
   jointRolled = true;
  } else {
   kushSize = "huge";
   this.roll();
  }
 }
 method blaze() {
  if(kushSize == "huge") {
   if(jointRolled) {
    print "snoop dogg would be proud"
   } else {
    alive = false;
  }
 } else {
  kushSize = "huge";
  this.roll();
 }
}

method swag() {
 print "9/11";
 new Joint fatJoint(kushSize);
 fatJoint.roll();
 fatJoint.blaze();
}