I think anime really has twisted how I perceive most genders now.

I know tumblr has like, 80 genders or something, but anime has shown me interesting things that have changed my understanding of certain things. Like, every time I find a really attractive girl, I always think she has a larger dick than I do. And for some reason, it's like, baffling if I don't see a bulge in her swimsuit/underwear.

I remember bedding someone once, and things were getting steamy. I started to take her clothes off, and as she did mine. We we finally got to the pants, I awaited to be hit on the chin with a large, veiny, erected dick. But alas, my chin was undickedified.

"But where's your feminine dick?" I muttered to myself.

"What did you say down there?"

"Nothing."

When she unpants me, she was welcome with a sad flaccid dick-of-a-thing. After a bit, we couldn't get me going, so she left. Whatever, it's not like I haven't disappointed people before.

But finally, one time, I met a cute boy that looked like a girl. I was totally down for it, and he seemed surprised that I was for it. But he jumped at the opportunity since no one ever found interest in him.

When we got to his place, we went straight at it. We started to rip off our clothes before we even got into his living room. I unpants him, and to my surprise, he wasn't erected.

I was confused. I looked back up at him with sad eyes.

"I'm sorry." he said "I'm actually more into... girls."

My life shattered before my eyes. This reality where boys are more attracted to girls than boys was tearing me up. I slowly got up, and started to pick up my clothes.

"Wait!" he said, pulling my shoulder. "I know it sounds weird, but I'm more into a more... feminine boys, so I got a proposition."

He pulls out a fleshlight from under his bed. This was it. This was what was looking for!

I swear, that day, I could spin the rings of Saturn on my dick with how hard I was.

He shoved that fleshlight up my ass, jerked me off from behind and we went hard.

I've never climaxed so hard in my life, I thought I was going to die. I could've easily put Three Gorges Dam to shame with how much I was letting out.

Anyway, that's what anime did to me.