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- slime1230: hi
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: heya
- slime1230: are you a boy or a girl
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: girl, why?
- slime1230: will you love me
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: depends on your age?
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: how old are you?
- slime1230: how old are you
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: uum if i tell you, you're just going to pick that age
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: just answer the question or else stop wasting my time
- slime1230: ok ok im 17
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: yeah you're a bit too young for me sorry
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: I am 21
- slime1230: ok
- slime1230: do you know a girl my age
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: I know plaenty but i am not aloud to disclose that info unless you tell me more abt yourseld ;)
- slime1230: i think you are hot
- slime1230: ok my name is jack
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: you have not seen how i look like so i guess that makes you a liar
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: not a good start
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: what are your hobbies?
- slime1230: sorry but i bet you are hot
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok so are you going to answer my question or not
- slime1230: i like playing games and i like bask it ball
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: battle me so i know you are good at games
- slime1230: ok
- slime1230: GG
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: gg
- slime1230: lets be bff
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: no sorry. the deal was you stop bothering me
- slime1230: but i will win next time ok we battle
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: there is no next time
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: thats it
- slime1230: ok sorry but am i good
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: no i am sorry but you are very bad at the game
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: but there is a girl who will like you i think
- slime1230: ok
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: you ever heard of Alliance*Dethroner?
- slime1230: do she play this game
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: please send her a pm and say the same things. you have to join the league tho
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: http://origin.psim.us/theempire
- slime1230: ok
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: talk to her ask to first join league
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: and then ask her out
- slime1230: ok
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: tell me when you messaged her
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: and show me what you wrote
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i can help
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ... ok?
- slime1230: im asking her out
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: copy paste what you wrote
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: here. i need to make sure you say the right things to a girl
- slime1230: i said hi
- slime1230: for now
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok keep me updated
- slime1230: you think she will like me
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes. she likes anyone who joins her league
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: league is called alliance
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: and you have to be nice ofc
- slime1230: ok how old i she
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: she doesn't like when i tell ppl abt her age so don't ask her
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: but she is around 18-19
- slime1230: ok
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i think
- slime1230: ok
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: jack how come you dont ask out the girls in your school?
- slime1230: i do not think they will like me
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh how come?
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: I think you are a very charming man
- slime1230: thank you
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: did she reply yet?
- slime1230: but the girls at my school are cute
- slime1230: and no
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh are you fat or something?
- slime1230: no
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: she is very busy so she takes time to reply. as you can see she is the league owner
- slime1230: yep i can see that
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: do you like the league?
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: they play mostly the tier monotype
- slime1230: yes
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: are you in 11th grade or 12th?
- slime1230: and also the girls in my school do not like games that much
- slime1230: 12th
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: have you ever had a gf before?
- slime1230: like pokemon and stuff
- slime1230: yes once
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh what happened
- slime1230: i just dident like her that much she was not in to games pokemon i love pokemon but she do not
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok so has she responded, if not
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: write in the chat: Alliance*Dethroner check pms plz
- slime1230: do you have a bf
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: no I just recently broke up with my bf
- slime1230: so sad
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes but it was my fault rlly he was only pretending to like games and pokemon so he can date me
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: I just wanted a very good pokemon battler bf but i guess no one is as good as me
- slime1230: my dream is to be the pokemon battler
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: you have a lot of work to do on that dream then
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: now has she responded yet
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: if not i already told you, write in the chat Alliance*Dethroner check pms plz
- slime1230: yes
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh what did she say
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: keep me updated trying to increase your chances
- slime1230: what is her name
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: she likes to call herself deth
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: or dethroner
- slime1230: ok well deth is not a she its a he
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: what did she say?
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: huh what do you mean?
- slime1230: she is a he
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: how?
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: are you sure?
- slime1230: yes he just said
- slime1230: didi you lie
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: wait can you copy and paste the chat
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: cause she is lying then and i know why
- slime1230: how and why
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i need you to paste message plz
- slime1230: im ding the tourament ok
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh very good you can prove yourself there
- slime1230: you do it to
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: there is no tourney in the room
- slime1230: ok
- slime1230: waech me win
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: what turney
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ??
- slime1230: hey
- slime1230: hay can i ask you soming
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes?
- slime1230: can you train me plzs
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: you need to join alliance first
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i train some of my girl friends there
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ask dethroner she will hok you up
- slime1230: plzs plzs plzs plzs plz plzs plzs plzs
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ask dethroner to first join alliance
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i am not the only girl there are many and you will meet someone
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: plus get better
- slime1230: but im a boy
- slime1230: are you shore
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: so..?
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes i am sure
- slime1230: i will be the only boy
- slime1230: i just ask
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: no no
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: there are boys in the leaue as well
- slime1230: WHAT
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes mix between boys and girls
- slime1230: ok
- slime1230: im cool with that
- slime1230: i have to go for a sec ok
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok
- slime1230: im back
- slime1230: but plzs help me plzs
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i need you toi join alliance or i cant
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: how come you wont join?
- slime1230: how do i join tell me
- slime1230: plzs
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok s
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: o
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: message dethroner asking to join
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: then tell me what she says
- slime1230: how
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: what di you mean how
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: just pm and ask
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i want to join alliance
- slime1230: i just did
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: what did she say
- slime1230: can we battle plzs
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ask for a battle on the chat ther
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: everyone is nice
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: I already beat you so know
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: you need to join first
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: then i do whatever you say
- slime1230: i like your pic it is hot
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: thank you this is the closes pic to me in irl
- slime1230: is that clos to what you look like
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes
- slime1230: then you look super cute
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: thanks ;p. lot of ppl ask me out in school but i tell them like pokemon or anime then
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i will date
- slime1230: cool
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: did she reply yet
- slime1230: no
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: she is busy in the chat as you can see
- slime1230: what pokemon do you thick looks like you
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: none
- slime1230: ok i can thick of one and it is cute like you
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: milotic?
- slime1230: yes
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: cause that is my fav pkmn
- slime1230: cool i love that pokemon
- slime1230: i like you as a bff not as a gf do yu like me as a bff
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i am not sure i am only bffs with ppl in my alliance league
- slime1230: oh ok plzs lets be bff
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: again for the last time
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: plz understand
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: only alliance members
- slime1230: ok well im sorry
- slime1230: i suck
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: has she replied yet
- slime1230: no
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok type in chat Alliance*Dethroner plz check pms
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i wonder why dethroner would like about being a girl
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: when she tells you she is a gil that means she is interested
- slime1230: ok she did
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: ohhh
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: thats good
- slime1230: she said she wants my card
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh wow last time she wrote that was to her previous boy friend
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: i cant believe she likes you she is the only one prettier than me
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: https://www.google.com.bh/search?q=selena+gomez&rlz=1C1ASAD_enBH658BH658&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQrY2JxMHMAhVH2hoKHXvNCQEQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=fKIJyomDnqtjQM%3A
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: that is her
- slime1230: she loves money
- slime1230: alot
- Alliance 01 Kaneki: she just needs to know you're a man
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