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  1. slime1230: hi
  2. Alliance 01 Kaneki: heya
  3. slime1230: are you a boy or a girl
  4. Alliance 01 Kaneki: girl, why?
  5. slime1230: will you love me
  6. Alliance 01 Kaneki: depends on your age?
  7. Alliance 01 Kaneki: how old are you?
  8. slime1230: how old are you
  9. Alliance 01 Kaneki: uum if i tell you, you're just going to pick that age
  10. Alliance 01 Kaneki: just answer the question or else stop wasting my time
  11. slime1230: ok ok im 17
  12. Alliance 01 Kaneki: yeah you're a bit too young for me sorry
  13. Alliance 01 Kaneki: I am 21
  14. slime1230: ok
  15. slime1230: do you know a girl my age
  16. Alliance 01 Kaneki: I know plaenty but i am not aloud to disclose that info unless you tell me more abt yourseld ;)
  17. slime1230: i think you are hot
  18. slime1230: ok my name is jack
  19. Alliance 01 Kaneki: you have not seen how i look like so i guess that makes you a liar
  20. Alliance 01 Kaneki: not a good start
  21. Alliance 01 Kaneki: what are your hobbies?
  22. slime1230: sorry but i bet you are hot
  23. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok so are you going to answer my question or not
  24. slime1230: i like playing games and i like bask it ball
  25. Alliance 01 Kaneki: battle me so i know you are good at games
  26. slime1230: ok
  27. slime1230: GG
  28. Alliance 01 Kaneki: gg
  29. slime1230: lets be bff
  30. Alliance 01 Kaneki: no sorry. the deal was you stop bothering me
  31. slime1230: but i will win next time ok we battle
  32. Alliance 01 Kaneki: there is no next time
  33. Alliance 01 Kaneki: thats it
  34. slime1230: ok sorry but am i good
  35. Alliance 01 Kaneki: no i am sorry but you are very bad at the game
  36. Alliance 01 Kaneki: but there is a girl who will like you i think
  37. slime1230: ok
  38. Alliance 01 Kaneki: you ever heard of Alliance*Dethroner?
  39. slime1230: do she play this game
  40. Alliance 01 Kaneki: please send her a pm and say the same things. you have to join the league tho
  41. Alliance 01 Kaneki: http://origin.psim.us/theempire
  42. slime1230: ok
  43. Alliance 01 Kaneki: talk to her ask to first join league
  44. Alliance 01 Kaneki: and then ask her out
  45. slime1230: ok
  46. Alliance 01 Kaneki: tell me when you messaged her
  47. Alliance 01 Kaneki: and show me what you wrote
  48. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i can help
  49. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ... ok?
  50. slime1230: im asking her out
  51. Alliance 01 Kaneki: copy paste what you wrote
  52. Alliance 01 Kaneki: here. i need to make sure you say the right things to a girl
  53. slime1230: i said hi
  54. slime1230: for now
  55. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok keep me updated
  56. slime1230: you think she will like me
  57. Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes. she likes anyone who joins her league
  58. Alliance 01 Kaneki: league is called alliance
  59. Alliance 01 Kaneki: and you have to be nice ofc
  60. slime1230: ok how old i she
  61. Alliance 01 Kaneki: she doesn't like when i tell ppl abt her age so don't ask her
  62. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok
  63. Alliance 01 Kaneki: but she is around 18-19
  64. slime1230: ok
  65. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i think
  66. slime1230: ok
  67. Alliance 01 Kaneki: jack how come you dont ask out the girls in your school?
  68. slime1230: i do not think they will like me
  69. Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh how come?
  70. Alliance 01 Kaneki: I think you are a very charming man
  71. slime1230: thank you
  72. Alliance 01 Kaneki: did she reply yet?
  73. slime1230: but the girls at my school are cute
  74. slime1230: and no
  75. Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh are you fat or something?
  76. slime1230: no
  77. Alliance 01 Kaneki: she is very busy so she takes time to reply. as you can see she is the league owner
  78. slime1230: yep i can see that
  79. Alliance 01 Kaneki: do you like the league?
  80. Alliance 01 Kaneki: they play mostly the tier monotype
  81. slime1230: yes
  82. Alliance 01 Kaneki: are you in 11th grade or 12th?
  83. slime1230: and also the girls in my school do not like games that much
  84. slime1230: 12th
  85. Alliance 01 Kaneki: have you ever had a gf before?
  86. slime1230: like pokemon and stuff
  87. slime1230: yes once
  88. Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh what happened
  89. slime1230: i just dident like her that much she was not in to games pokemon i love pokemon but she do not
  90. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok so has she responded, if not
  91. Alliance 01 Kaneki: write in the chat: Alliance*Dethroner check pms plz
  92. slime1230: do you have a bf
  93. Alliance 01 Kaneki: no I just recently broke up with my bf
  94. slime1230: so sad
  95. Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes but it was my fault rlly he was only pretending to like games and pokemon so he can date me
  96. Alliance 01 Kaneki: I just wanted a very good pokemon battler bf but i guess no one is as good as me
  97. slime1230: my dream is to be the pokemon battler
  98. Alliance 01 Kaneki: you have a lot of work to do on that dream then
  99. Alliance 01 Kaneki: now has she responded yet
  100. Alliance 01 Kaneki: if not i already told you, write in the chat Alliance*Dethroner check pms plz
  101. slime1230: yes
  102. Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh what did she say
  103. Alliance 01 Kaneki: keep me updated trying to increase your chances
  104. slime1230: what is her name
  105. Alliance 01 Kaneki: she likes to call herself deth
  106. Alliance 01 Kaneki: or dethroner
  107. slime1230: ok well deth is not a she its a he
  108. Alliance 01 Kaneki: what did she say?
  109. Alliance 01 Kaneki: huh what do you mean?
  110. slime1230: she is a he
  111. Alliance 01 Kaneki: how?
  112. Alliance 01 Kaneki: are you sure?
  113. slime1230: yes he just said
  114. slime1230: didi you lie
  115. Alliance 01 Kaneki: wait can you copy and paste the chat
  116. Alliance 01 Kaneki: cause she is lying then and i know why
  117. slime1230: how and why
  118. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i need you to paste message plz
  119. slime1230: im ding the tourament ok
  120. Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh very good you can prove yourself there
  121. slime1230: you do it to
  122. Alliance 01 Kaneki: there is no tourney in the room
  123. slime1230: ok
  124. slime1230: waech me win
  125. Alliance 01 Kaneki: what turney
  126. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ??
  127. slime1230: hey
  128. slime1230: hay can i ask you soming
  129. Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes?
  130. slime1230: can you train me plzs
  131. Alliance 01 Kaneki: you need to join alliance first
  132. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i train some of my girl friends there
  133. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ask dethroner she will hok you up
  134. slime1230: plzs plzs plzs plzs plz plzs plzs plzs
  135. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ask dethroner to first join alliance
  136. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i am not the only girl there are many and you will meet someone
  137. Alliance 01 Kaneki: plus get better
  138. slime1230: but im a boy
  139. slime1230: are you shore
  140. Alliance 01 Kaneki: so..?
  141. Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes i am sure
  142. slime1230: i will be the only boy
  143. slime1230: i just ask
  144. Alliance 01 Kaneki: no no
  145. Alliance 01 Kaneki: there are boys in the leaue as well
  146. slime1230: WHAT
  147. Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes mix between boys and girls
  148. slime1230: ok
  149. slime1230: im cool with that
  150. slime1230: i have to go for a sec ok
  151. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok
  152. slime1230: im back
  153. slime1230: but plzs help me plzs
  154. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i need you toi join alliance or i cant
  155. Alliance 01 Kaneki: how come you wont join?
  156. slime1230: how do i join tell me
  157. slime1230: plzs
  158. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok s
  159. Alliance 01 Kaneki: o
  160. Alliance 01 Kaneki: message dethroner asking to join
  161. Alliance 01 Kaneki: then tell me what she says
  162. slime1230: how
  163. Alliance 01 Kaneki: what di you mean how
  164. Alliance 01 Kaneki: just pm and ask
  165. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i want to join alliance
  166. slime1230: i just did
  167. Alliance 01 Kaneki: what did she say
  168. slime1230: can we battle plzs
  169. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ask for a battle on the chat ther
  170. Alliance 01 Kaneki: everyone is nice
  171. Alliance 01 Kaneki: I already beat you so know
  172. Alliance 01 Kaneki: you need to join first
  173. Alliance 01 Kaneki: then i do whatever you say
  174. slime1230: i like your pic it is hot
  175. Alliance 01 Kaneki: thank you this is the closes pic to me in irl
  176. slime1230: is that clos to what you look like
  177. Alliance 01 Kaneki: yes
  178. slime1230: then you look super cute
  179. Alliance 01 Kaneki: thanks ;p. lot of ppl ask me out in school but i tell them like pokemon or anime then
  180. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i will date
  181. slime1230: cool
  182. Alliance 01 Kaneki: did she reply yet
  183. slime1230: no
  184. Alliance 01 Kaneki: she is busy in the chat as you can see
  185. slime1230: what pokemon do you thick looks like you
  186. Alliance 01 Kaneki: none
  187. slime1230: ok i can thick of one and it is cute like you
  188. Alliance 01 Kaneki: milotic?
  189. slime1230: yes
  190. Alliance 01 Kaneki: cause that is my fav pkmn
  191. slime1230: cool i love that pokemon
  192. slime1230: i like you as a bff not as a gf do yu like me as a bff
  193. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i am not sure i am only bffs with ppl in my alliance league
  194. slime1230: oh ok plzs lets be bff
  195. Alliance 01 Kaneki: again for the last time
  196. Alliance 01 Kaneki: plz understand
  197. Alliance 01 Kaneki: only alliance members
  198. slime1230: ok well im sorry
  199. slime1230: i suck
  200. Alliance 01 Kaneki: has she replied yet
  201. slime1230: no
  202. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ok type in chat Alliance*Dethroner plz check pms
  203. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i wonder why dethroner would like about being a girl
  204. Alliance 01 Kaneki: when she tells you she is a gil that means she is interested
  205. slime1230: ok she did
  206. Alliance 01 Kaneki: ohhh
  207. Alliance 01 Kaneki: thats good
  208. slime1230: she said she wants my card
  209. Alliance 01 Kaneki: oh wow last time she wrote that was to her previous boy friend
  210. Alliance 01 Kaneki: i cant believe she likes you she is the only one prettier than me
  211. Alliance 01 Kaneki: https://www.google.com.bh/search?q=selena+gomez&rlz=1C1ASAD_enBH658BH658&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQrY2JxMHMAhVH2hoKHXvNCQEQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=fKIJyomDnqtjQM%3A
  212. Alliance 01 Kaneki: that is her
  213. slime1230: she loves money
  214. slime1230: alot
  215. Alliance 01 Kaneki: she just needs to know you're a man
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