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- Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
- (because no human could survive WITH alcohol)
- Take a shot every time:
- -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread
- -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
- -One of the following commercials airs:
- -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial
- -Gamefly
- -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly)
- -Trojan condoms
- -Upcoming/current video game
- -Any commercial you feel out of place airs
- -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
- -Random upcoming genre movie
- -AT&T Don't Text and Drive
- -Sonic shakes
- Space Dandy
- -Someone is dandy
- -Sexy girls in underwear show up
- -Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up
- -A new alien appears
- -Dandy hits on a girl
- -Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour
- -The narrator speaks up
- -Someone breaks the fourth wall
- -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode)
- -Meow points out the obvious
- Bleach
- -The show starts
- -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds.
- -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless.
- -Someone gets kidnapped.
- -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason.
- -Ichigo auto bankai's
- -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight.
- -Something cool actually happens
- -A character is saved at the last moment
- -An ass pull occurs
- -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled
- -Spells are useless
- -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting
- -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting
- -They reuse animation
- -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode)
- -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back)
- -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique")
- -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward.
- Naruto Shippuden
- -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics
- -Naruto mentions ramen
- -Sakura misses a chance to be useful
- -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them
- -There's a flashback
- -Jiraiya does something perverted
- -Sharingan activates
- -A rasengan is used
- -Someone gives a speech on friendship
- -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used
- -A nature based jutsu is used
- -A hokage is shown or referenced
- -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain
- -Someone does/uses something overly impractical
- One Piece
- -Luffy mentions meat
- -Luffy is a retard
- -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost
- -Nami is greedy
- -Usopp lies
- -Sanji lights a cigarette
- -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball
- -Robin is morbid
- -Franky says Super or talks about his week
- -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd
- -Sanji and Zoro argue
- -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age
- -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about
- -There's a DON or DODON
- -Someone does their signature laugh
- -Bullets or cannonballs are useless
- -A new Devil Fruit user shows up
- -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned
- -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play
- -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line
- -Brooke makes a bone pun
- -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted
- -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy
- -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls
- -Someone mentions "Pirate king"
- -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again
- Soul Eater
- -Black Star is un-assassin like.
- -Cat bitch comes on to Soul Eater.
- -Maka acts Tsundere for Soul Eater.
- -Soul says cool
- -Black Star annoys you
- -2 shots for PLOT
- -Excalibur episode
- -Excalibur is mentioned
- -You can't tell Crona's gender
- -IT'S ON YOOOOOOOOOOU CAN'T HANDLE US SO COOL BABY SCANDALOUS
- -Death the Kid freaks out over symmetry.
- -Black Star says something egotistical about himself
- -Stein says something about dissecting or anything else crazy.
- -Soul transforms a part of himself into a scythe
- -Soul wants to eat someone's soul or slurps
- -Crona says, "I can't deal with that".
- Sword Art Online:
- -The show starts
- -You feel "Crawling in my Skin" would be appropriate background music.
- -A woman falls in love with Kirino.
- -Someone in the stream/thread/Twitter mentions glopping.
- -Kirito duel wields
- -Drink the entire bottle when Kirito's sister discovers that she wants to fuck him.
- -You snicker at someone saying beater
- Naruto
- -Naruto says "Believe it"
- -Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage"
- -Sasuke tramples on someone's fun
- -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics
- -Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears
- -Naruto mentions ramen
- -Sakura misses a chance to be useful
- -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them
- -There's a flashback
- -Jiraiya does something perverted
- -Sharingan activates
- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
- -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro
- -They drop a title
- -You don't understand what was just said
- -Togusa uses his revolver
- -There's a gory gunshot wound
- -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive.
- -Tachikomas say something cute
- -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg
- -A philosophical discussion happens
- -The Laughing Man logo appears.
- FMA: Brotherhood
- -Hughes is mentioned
- -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene
- -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body
- -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"
- -Someone calls Ed short
- -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back
- -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.
- -Armstrong takes off his shirt
- -Von Hohenheim is depressed
- -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.
- -King Bradly is being a badass
- Samurai Jack
- -Jack yells AKUUUU
- -Jack gets naked
- -Aku laughs
- -Jack lets his hair down
- -Black blood or motor oil
- -The Scotsman says something ridiculous
- IGPX
- -The cat talks
- -French girl shows up
- -The animation gets more fluid
- -Takashi plays video games
- -River bitches about not being in the race
- -Someone gets KO'd
- -The blonde dude bitches
- -You recognize one of the background songs
- -MC can't complete that simple puzzle toy
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars
- -The show starts
- -Ashoka acts self-righteous
- -Orange buttcheeks
- -Clone misses a shot
- -When Anakin does something considerably evil
- -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it
- -The droids say/do something stupid
- -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't.
- Inuyasha
- -Miroku asks a woman to bear his children
- -Miroku molests someone with his hand
- -Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit
- -That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha
- -Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha
- -Sango talks about her little brother
- -Kaguya says she is the wind
- -Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English
- -Miasma fog appears
- -A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation
- -Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up
- -Shippou is useless
- -Poison Wasps
- -Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang
- -"Sit boy!"
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