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Pelican eats fluffy

Jun 21st, 2012
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  1. >An afternoon at the park.
  2. >You see some pelicans by the water.
  3. >Meh, nothing better to do, go check them out.
  4. >Pull out phone and start recording them.
  5. >Fluffy pony comes up smiling stupidly at the birds.
  6. >"Birdie pwetty! Haf baggie for moufy. Wan huggies?"
  7. >Fluffy pony sits and opens its front hooves in front of bird to get a hug.
  8. >Pelican swiftly bites the fluffy and catches it in its beak.
  9. >You hear the muffled cries of the fluffy and see its feet kicking against the bill sack of the bird.
  10. >It gives short "ouchie!" every time the bird shakes it head trying to get him to quit struggling.
  11. >After a while the bird wins out and you see it swallow the fluffy.
  12. >Post that shit on youtube.
  13. >Goes viral, over ten million hits.
  14. >Fuck that pigeon!
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