Morning Glory and whiteknight White Knight Anon

>Sigh, another day on the street.
>Better bunkerdown, at this rate the rain is going to turn to-
>"What-ho, unfortunate friend!"
>You look up at the loud voice, wondering who in their right mind wants to talk to a homeless pony in the rain.
"W-What?"
>He slaps a hand on his chest making a loud *clank!*
>"I am Ser Knight-Captain Anon of the Good-Guy Brigade and it would be greatly appreciated if you joined me on my quest!"
>You're not sure why, but somehow the rain parted, creating a beam of sunlight directly over this "Anon" making his armor almost too grossly incandesent for you to handle.
"How could I possibly help you?"
>You had no money, no armor, and you're starting to wonder what "quest" means.
>"Your presence is all I require in my mission to lay a dragon!"
>WHAT?!
"S-slay a dragon?!"
>"Of course, that's what I meant to say!"
>He quickly dropped a large sack inside your box.
>The cardboard underneath gushed water at your muzzle but you reach over to open the sack anyways.
>"It's quite important that every knight have a squire,"
>Untieing the little string made the contents pour out all over the wet cardboard.
>"And with no one else to inconvienience at this hour, or willing to join me, I choose you as my humble and consenting servan- squire!"
>Bits glew as they peeked from the brown sack, nopony had ever given so many before!
"What would I do, as a squire?"
>He suddenly looked up and scratched his chin.
>"Hm. Ah! Watch and learn!"
>He looked back down at you with a great big smile as you flinched at whatever was coming.
>But nothing came.
"Just... Watch and learn?"
>"And help me keep my armor gleaming and my sword straightly erect!"
>Well, that doens't sound too hard.
"I'll be your squire, sure-"
>He suddenly swept you from your box, leaving the sack of bits laying there.
>"Onwards then, my new-fondled companion!"
"B-but the bits!"
>"Tis only fools gold, we will find real gold soon enough, certainly more than you have ever dreamed of!"
>Be Sir Anon of the Good Sa-mare-itan Crusade, before you stands the entrance to the dragons lair.
>The large portcullis was sealed with magic and your squire would be unable to assist you in this challenge.
>While the journey was long and arduous, your squire was more than a life-saver on your way here!
>"I just don't see why we had to steal and eat all that ponies food..."
"As the wise tactician Guy Fieri once said, 'an army marches on its stomach.'"
>You size up the gate and think on how you would overcome this.
>Perhaps you could sit and wait for it to open.
>No, you have a schedule to keep!
>"And how did you get the sun to do that thing earlier?"
"The fair maiden Celestia and I are very close, enough with the trivia, I need to think of how we're going to get inside!"
>"I'm sure Princess Twilight would let us in if we just knocked-"
>You raise a leg and kick the door with all your might.
>It swings open, one even comes of its hinges!
"The best path is the path of least resistance!"
>You draw your shield and don your sword, surveying the dragons keep.
"Quickly, take everything you can carry."
>"W-what?"
"It is a task of utmost importance, now do it before the dragon-"
>"W-who are you two?"
>The dragon approaches!
>You raise your shield and prepare for glorious combat!
"Faster, squire, I will divert the creatures attention!"
>She complies, then the dragon gives you an offended tone but you ignore its devious call.
>"Seriously, you guys need to put everything back and get out of here!"
>It is defenseless! You take the opportunity and lunge at the beast with shield and sword in hand!
>The two of you tumble onto a large table and begin to duke it out, green flames erupt from the dragons maw and you raise your shield in response.
>You in turn strike at the foul creature, swinging your sword in a horizontal arch, only for the dragon to either duck underneath or jump above the blade.
>Clever girl.
>You filled the bag with utensils, decorations, and various other objects.
>This wasn't going to end well and you know it.
>Just then, there's a loud *zap!*
>The sound of "fighting" stops and before the three of you stands the Princess herself.
>"What's going on here?!"
>Anon seems outmatched, yes he barely managed to fend off a baby dragon but his sword and shield would be useless against her magic.
>Afraid of being sent to the Twilight Zone, you stay and wait for her to subdue Anon and give you a firm lecture on why you shouldn't do what a stranger asks you to do.
>Then, Anon does something that nopony in their right mind would ever do.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsW72KIOd8U [Embed]
>Anon throws his shield at the princess!
>But misses...
>"You've done it now!"
>She prepares a spell, probably to vaporize him from existence, when the shield comes back from behind and scrapes the top of her horn!
>He stopped her spell, then charged in!
>He grabbed the returning shield as he ran forward.
>She fires a spell, but somehow the shield is able to hold up against the blast.
>He swings his sword again, but the princess leaps out of the way!
>She casts another spell, but Anon swings his shield just in time to send it flying in another direction!
>"H-how did-?"
>Before she can prepare another, Anon prepares another swing when suddenly-
>He stops moving.
>"What is this unfair magic?"
>You turn around and see...
>"Princess Celestia?!"
>She holds him up and stares at him angrily.
>"No more Ogres and Oubliettes for you, Anonymous!"
>He tries to swing, move or resist, but can't.
>"Unholy foulness, I will take you with me!"
>Then, with a bright flash of light, he's gone!
>Horror paralyzes you as your legs wobble and shake as the Princesses walk towards you.
>However, they smile gently at you.
>Twilight tries to console you first.
>"He's fine. We're sorry he managed to trick you into helping him."
>Then Celestia gently unruffles your hair and raises your chin to make you see her eye-to-eye.
>"He's got quite the silver tongue. I should know."
>You're... Breathless. This whole event was quite a lot to take in.
"T-thanks, I guess. C-can I go home?"
>They nod, and you take one final inhale.
>And you book it for the door with the bag of loot.
>You're gonna get a new cardboard box out of this, especially after all you've been through.