Konomi's Caravan Episode

First half

Producer
(Even though it's still June, Okinawa is already in the middle of summer....I have to remind everyone to not get a sunburn.)

Konomi

Hey, Producer, do you have some time?  There's a place I want to go...if it's okay with you, can you go with us?

Producer

Of course, I'll be glad to.  Where did you want to go?

Konomi

Ufufu, it's...

Producer

A fortuneteller shop...  That's a bit unexpected.  I never knew you were into fortune telling, Konommi-san.

Konomi

I didn't really believe in it, though...

Konomi

But there was a scoop about a famous fortuneteller in Okinawa on TV, so I thought maybe I could use it as a talk topic.

talk topic?  like, conversation starter or topic?

Rio

A spiritual topic is a great topic at party, like how Scorpio woman love with all their hearts or how could you become fortunate in love.

Serika

A fortunetelling sounds fun!  What topic should I have them looking into...?

Rio

How about when you will be able to marry?  Let's ask about it together, Serika-chan♪

Producer

That's too early for Serika ....!  How about ask them whether the live will go well or not, Serika.

Serika

Okay, I'll do that!  I hope they will say that it'll go well...  Ehehe, I'm looking forward to it!

Konomi

Ufufu, me too....  Alright, we're here.  This is the shop of the famous fortuneteller.  Let's get inside!

Producer

(Everyone has their fortune looked into one by one, starting with Serika.  I wonder how it will turn out...?)

Rio

Oh...  Serika-chan has an angel protecting her, so the live will be undoubtedly successful huh.  That's great, Serika-chan!

Serika

It is!  Ehehe, I'm glad.  Mr. Angel, though I can't see you...  Thank you for always looking after me!

Rio

It's my turn now.  I....want to know when I'll be able to marry...

Fortune teller

Hmm....  The results are out....  It's a shame, but your luck in love is hopeless.  Please prepare to be single all your life.

Rio

H...hopeless!  It can't be!  Nooo!!

Producer

Just calm down, Rio... At least you can talk about it on a variety show, so it's not all bad!

Rio

Producer-kun, my life is not a variety show!  Uuu, Konomi-neesan!

Konomi

I'll listen to your complaints later...  I'm the last one...

Fortune teller

Here we go...hmm,  hmmm!?  T...this is!  I can't believe it...!  I've never met anyone like you before...!

Konomi

Eh, w...what's that mean!  Is it good?  Or is it bad...?

Foutune teller

That depends on how you look at it...  Well..., please prepare your heart.  You have a spirit following you.

Konomi

Eh, spirit...!  What kind of spirit it is...!?

Producer

(Though we just come to fortune teller without expect anything,  it seem that this might turn into serious problem...what will happen to Konomi-san...!?)


Later half

Serika

...To think that Konomi-san havs that kind of spirit following her...!

Producer

Yeah...  It surprised me as well....  I still can't believe it...

Rio

Yeah, I agree...  I can't believe that Konomi-neesan has...

Rio

...a spirit of sexy woman following her!

Konomi

To think that even the spirit that follows me is sexy...!  You are such a sinful woman, Baba Konomi!  I start to fear myself...!

Serika

But why is that sexy spirit following Konomi-san?

Konomi

I'm wondering about that as well...  why do I have a sexy spirit follow me....?

Konomi

...Please tell me why!

Producer

(According to the fortuneteller...there once was a sexy woman with unparalleled beauty...)

Producer

(but she has too much sexy.  Countless men fight to have her, until the whole country is ruined!)

Producer

(And thus, she cursed her own sexiness until her last breath...)

Konomi

I see...  So the sexy spirit has that kind of past....  That's incredible!

Foutune Teller

That's right...  The reason she follows you since your childhood is because in the past you had potential to become a sexy woman.

Konomi

...What's that mean?  Please tell me more.


Foutune Teller

She wants to save you from the same fate.  So she stopped your growth....


Foutune Teller

In short, your height and outward appearance are because of that spirit.  This is the first time I've ever seen a spirit like this one.

Konomi

The reason I stopped growing since elementary school day is because of this spirit!?  I don't need that!

Producer

Please calm down... but, that spirit, she's not a bad spirit right?  She wants to help Konomi-san after all...

Foutune Teller

That's right.  She is her guardian spirit after all.

Foutune Teller

But she is still a spirit...  Should I exorcise her?  Your body might start growing again.

Rio

What will you do, Konomi-neesan?  If you have her exorcised, you might become more sexy...

Konomi

G...gununu...!  S...sexiness...!  The ideal sexy body...!

Producer

Konomi-san...

Konomi

...Haah.  I'll decline  ....I...like myself as it is like now.

Rio

That's right.  I love Konomi-neesan as you are right now the most!

Serika

Me too!  I think it's for the best that Konomi-san stays as she is!

Konomi

...Thank you, you two!...  I'll live with the sexy spirit by my side.

Producer

(Konomi-san....she chooses to stay this way even though it troubles her...  As expected from a mature woman.)

Konomi

Mr. Fortuneteller, thank you for today...  Well, let's go, everyone!

Konomi

That was unexpected...but fortunetelling is quite fun.

Konomi

...That reminds me, we forget to have Producer's fortune looked into.  Should we go back to that shop?

Producer

...No, that won't be necessary.

Konomi

Really?  Alright, then.....by the way, Rio-chan's looked depressed for a while now...  What should we do?

Rio

Love is hopeless for me...huh...hahh...

Serika

P...please cheer up, Rio-san!  Ah, there's an ice cream shop there!  Let's have some ice cream together!

Rio

Fufu...Thank you, Serika-chan.  You're so kind....  I'll pay for your ice-cream♪  I'll eat to my heart's content!!

Konomi

You have an angel to cheer you up, Rio-chan....  Let's join them too, Producer.  We'll go sightseeing after that♪

Producer

(We took heart-broken Rio sightseeing around Okinawa...  I wonder, if I have my fortune looked into, what kind of result I'll get...)

Producer

(If it's bad, it would make everyone worries, and we can't have that.)

Producer

(Besides, whether the result is good or bad, I only have to do my work as best as I can.  So it's alright!)