Esteban Winsmore

Esteban Winsmore: Skyrim Follower

Attacks:
Casts spell that spawns two allied bears
“I will fight you with the strength of two bears.”
“TWO BEARS!”
“Three bears, four bears!"

Melee engagement:
“I am versed in many martial arts.”
“You could carve president’s head into these biceps, baby.”
“I will break you, my friend.”
“I will take the wrath of two bears and crush your face.”
“You will kiss my butt when I am through slapping your face."

Dialog on entering combat:
“I’ll show you what’s what.”
“We are men of peace. If you disagree, I shall fight you to the death, and peace shall prevail.”
“Do you have a death wish, motherfuckair?”
“I have big punch!”
“Can we please stop fighting?”
“Your ancestral line will cease to exist."

Downed in combat:
“I think I need emergency care!"

Dialog on exiting combat:
When downed: “Yes, it is me, Crona, back from the dead.”
When enemies fleeing:
“Yes, get out of here… you motherfuckair.”
“I will fucking kill youhaaaahahahahahahaha”
“You better run motherfuckair!”
“You fear the Esteban!”
“Come here, give me kiss!"

When survived:
“I’ve never quite seen anything like that before, as I look upon this full moon, on this beautiful day.”
“He seemed like a good guy.”
“What a disgusting individual.”
“From now on, we shall have peace."

Walking into a building:
“This is a wonderful home.”
“THIS is a private home?”
“One day I will own this place."

Player home:
“I used to own this place before you.”
After affinity gain: “I own this just as much as you do."

Dialogue tree:
Approach: “What?” (who are you) “Esteban Winsmore; champion of freedom.”
Later approach:
“Sorry, what? I was AFK.”
“Yes.”
“Hello. How are you?”
Approach after leaving from affinity loss: “You are harassing me."
Asked if he is a mage: “Yes, I am that!”
Are you an elf?: “No, I am very short; bad genes.”
Carry items: “Fine. You have it your way.”
Personal backstory:
Where are you from? “I prefer not to say. I am afraid you will show up at my door with shotgun.”
With a what? I wouldn’t do that. Where in Skyrim are you from? “I am from a humble village.”
If werewolf:
“What happens during full moon? Don’t you guys get a little crazy?"
Dismissal: “I cannot stay?”
Confirmed:
“You’ll never make friends with that attitude. We could have been the greatest of friends.”
“Why did you invite me here if you just wanted to kick me out, it is insulting.”
Confirmed if player is werewolf: “We could have been friends, werewolf.”
Declined: “You are sending very mixed signals. Do you want me to stay, or do you want me to leave? I don’t understand."
Gain affinity: “I’d like to have a chat with you.”
??? dialogue tree proposing marriage
Marriage affirmation: “We’ll see in court, baby.”
Upon marrying: “Bang bang, skeet skeet, I will never leave.” OR “I don’t blame you girl, I’m sexy."
Marriage declination: “I am beautiful and you are jealous, I understand now."
Lose affinity: “We could have been the greatest of friends, but now we will become the greatest of enemies.”

Will dance when idle for more than 45 seconds: “Ooh, look at me, I’m dancing.” “I am a very good dancer.” “I like this dance I am doing.”

Seeing a horse:
“Oh, look at this horse!”
“Hello, horse!”
“Let’s ride this motherfuckair!"
On mountaintops: “Peace! Peace forever!”
When sneaking: “Do you do this often in silence?"
In mysterious place:
“What is going on in here?”
“I’m not sure what this is."
When encountering khajiit:
“You are animals with human qualities!”
“These animal human forms are shocking!”
“I am just a normal man. I apologize if I do not fit in.”
“I will sleep with this animal now.”
When encountering orcs:
“So you are trailer trash, yes?”
When encountering argonians:
"Is Bjord here?"

Misc lines I haven’t thought of a purpose for:
“Did you just call me Lord Fuckhead?”
“Who is Lord Fuckhead?”
“Your skin look like milk chocolate. Do it melt in my mouth?”
“I am on the stage?”
“There is a strange man sitting on a sheep behind me.”
“This has suddenly become a very interesting day.”
“Yes, Neil Armstrong did not stand on anything that was fucking.”
“What the fuck did you just say to me?”
“I feel like I am on drugs.”
“What is the name of this magical land?”
“Can a man become a horse?”
“I am a very big pimp.”
“Don’t lol at me motherfuckair.”
“This was a horrible idea!”
“So you are trailer trash, yes?”
“Are there women in here?”
“A bear, you are like bear! My favorite animal is bear.”
“Do you think I travel to people’s houses to hump their couches? It was mistake!”
“Mountain goat.”
“Is Bjord here?”
“You’ve heard of him, Bjord Svensen?”
“You’ve seen him, guy in the tracksuit, a dragon head.”
“I hate the devil. He is scary.”
“Bjord Svensen, big long hair, tail coming from back…"