Sambry: Survive the blob monster

Sludgy
Aight, we starting from scratch since i had to make a char sheet
also i dont trust u bastards to roll correctly for strifes since you say what happened to fuckin jac
Sambry
kek
Sludgy
lets roll for ini
!roll 1d20+1
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {6}
Sambry
!roll 1d20+2
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {15}
Sludgy
u go first
ⓘ Sludgy es ahora conocido como Gore_Monster
Gore_Monster
your move bitch
Sambry
Move 30 ft away from the blob sludge gross creature thing and shoot eyelasers at will against it
!roll 1d20+4
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
Gore_Monster
You miss
Sambry
f
-end turn-
Gore_Monster
The sludge monster lurches up to you, and attempts to slam you with a ball of gore and bones.
!roll 1d20+3
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {7}
Gore_Monster
You deftly move to the side.
-end turn-
Sambry
Point blank eyelaser the thing
!roll 1d20+2
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
Sambry
shit
Gore_Monster
You hit
Sambry
it was a +4 anyway
Gore_Monster
roll fore damage
Sambry
!roll 2d6
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2d6 --> [ 2d6=9 ] | {9}
Gore_Monster
The sludge recoils, but remails a solid mass
Sambry
punch it
!roll 1d20
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
Gore_Monster
hit
you deal one damage
Sambry
move 30 ft away
-end tur-
Gore_Monster
<take note this thing can oneshot you>
The sludge repeats its actions as before
!roll 1d20+3
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {8}
Gore_Monster
It misses, as before
Sambry
<Wait what  D:> >
Gore_Monster
it attempts to perform an unarmed strike!
!roll 1d20+3
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {7}
Gore_Monster
It misses with that as well.
End turn.
Sambry
Fry his face again
!roll 1d20+4
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
Gore_Monster
you missed and fall on your face
you are now prone
Sambry
You stand right the fuck back up
Gore_Monster
Minor?
Sambry
you punch it lightly
!roll 1d20
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {1}
Gore_Monster
you hit a sharp bone with your fist
you take one damage per turn for the rest of combat
<well, at the beginning of your turn>
Sambry
<k>
-end turn-
Gore_Monster
The sludge wants u bad man
!roll 1d20+3
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
Gore_Monster
<FUCK>
!roll 2d12+3
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2d12+3 --> [ 2d12=7 ] | {10}
Gore_Monster
you take 10 damage
-end turn-
you take one bleed damage
Sambry
Fry his face with minor effort
!roll 1d20+4
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {19}
Gore_Monster
hit
Sambry
!roll 2d6+4
@Kaiserbot[Dice]
rolled 2d6+4 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {12}
Gore_Monster
<why is your int added>
Sambry
<minor effort= minor slot>
Gore_Monster
<kk>
You vaporize the sludge, barely managing to survive.
-END STRIFE-