False Flagger

Don't put your money into Ninty
Yeah they're a shitty company
Oh I'm a false flagger down on the net
That flags on /v/

Now don't go thinking I'm a false flagger
But I don't play no Nintendo - do
Now don't go thinking I'm a false flagger
But I don't play no Nintendo - do
Get down stocks go head get down
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Sticky on /v/
I forgot that it was E3
Click on reply only to see
Reggie directly to me
They are showing some new games
My heart fills up with glee
'Cause they're dropping some big names
Then I see all the roasts and shitposts
'Bout the game that sucks the most
Have you seen it?
A Paper Mario that smells worse than my armpit
It's shit, Shig Miyamoto, 4KIDS
I just hope they learned and returned all the fun bits
OK I admit, Sticker Star's not the pits
SPM started it, experimental shit
So just use your wits, go back to RPGs
And try to write a story that engages me, please
What the fuck
Was that a sticker I saw
This can't be real, man, I'm in shock and awe
I need to sit down, I need a Stella Artois
I don't care what none of y'all say this the last straw

Now don't go thinking I'm a false flagger
But I don't play no Nintendo - do
Now don't go thinking I'm a false flagger
But I don't play no Nintendo - do
Get down stocks go head get down
Get down stocks go head get down
Get down stocks go head get down
Get down stocks go head

Thirty damn years, thirty damn years
Metroid's anniversary for thirty damn years
After Metroid: Other M Nintendo gotta to switch gears
No anniversary game has left the fans in tears
Zelda got an Orchestra, "Best of" game for Mario
Even Megaman got a mashup on iPhone
Zero Suit with them tight thighs is in Smash Bros
Dark Samus alt slid by into Smash Bros
A Ridley stage boss from Sakurai is in Smash Bros
But they think everything's alright cause Smash Bros
If you ain't no punk holla "WE WANT METROID"
WE WANT METROID!, yeah
It's something that you need to have
No other Ninty series got them branching paths
Thirty damn years, thirty damn years
And after waiting so long we get Federation Force shit?

Now don't go thinking I'm a false flagger
But I don't play no Nintendo - do
Now don't go thinking I'm a false flagger
But I don't play no Nintendo - do
Get down stocks go head get down
Get down stocks go head get down
Get down stocks go head get down
Get down stocks go head

Now don't go thinking I'm a false flagger, I ain't underage
But I do think that Nintendo needs to turn another page
You can't release a console without cranking out some games
Think people hate you now? You're just fanning the flames
But what are you doing, man? I know you
I know first hand that making great games is something that you can do
Grew up on the SNES, grew up on the N64
The Gameboy, The Gamecube, DS, I know you can be so much more
So why you slacking man?
I can't comprehend this shit
It's getting harder, and harder
Man it's so hard to commit
Try hearing out your fans, begging on their knees
But if you don't and you fail, then don't come crying to me

Get down stocks go head get down
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