Harvester (177) collapses in a shattered heap.
Drone (840) has attacked Harvester (943) with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Harvester (943) prods Harvester (94)!
OOC: Killerx09: NASIE CONVERTS DRONES
OOC: Acecn: bones you subverted me and immediately died
Harvester (543) prods Drone (840)!
Drone (840) has hit the ÿEscape Shuttle Hallway vent pump #1 with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Harvester (943) prods Harvester (94)!
Harvester (943) prods Harvester (94)!
OOC: TechnoAlchemist: it be like that
You smash through the wall.
You smash through the wall.
You smash through the wall.
You smash through the wall.
You smash through the wall.
You smash through the wall.
Harvester (33) smashes into the reinforced window!


Welcome to SS13!


/tg/station is now crowdfunded!


If you enjoy playing here please consider making a contribution to keeping the servers alive.


Starting January 1st, we will be entering a month long feature freeze as we focus on fixing bugs. Anyone who fixes at least one bug during this time period will get a free antagonist round at a time of their choosing.


See the github issue tracker for the list of current bugs.

OOC: Pikminpicker: juggernaut and soul shard adventures
OOC: Murazor: >lowpop cult is utter shit
Away mission loaded.
Initialized pAI subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Server Tasks subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Radio subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized NPC Pool subsystem within 0 seconds!
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Initialized Objects subsystem within 1.2 seconds!
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Initialized Shuttles subsystem within 0.6 seconds!
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Initialized Lighting subsystem within 3.9 seconds!
OOC: Kaptem: CULT IS AWESOME
Initialized Timer subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Ticker subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Air subsystem within 2.3 seconds!
Initialized Garbage subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Vote subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initialized Minimap subsystem within 5.9 seconds!
Initialized Assets subsystem within 0 seconds!
Initializations complete!
OOC: Buggy1234: so, do we get one antag token per issue fixed
OOC: Kaptem: Also I think I just realized a glitch in cult
Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 120 seconds
OOC: DrPillzRedux: when you try to tell people the pods are still there but tcomms is down
OOC: TakeGuru: Lowpop cult is awful pls don't let that happen again
OOC: RadconTheMighty: is ~40 lowpop
OOC: SickJoe: med pop imho
OOC: TakeGuru: It's too low for cult tbh
OOC: KorPhaeron: Pillz you've been warned previously about using pods cut it out
OOC: RadconTheMighty: yeah mid-low. it's not unreasonable, but the problem is usually the lack of sec.
OOC: SickJoe: 80 is high
OOC: Cyfause: but it was a legit emergency though?
OOC: Cyfause: cmon dude
OOC: TakeGuru: Kor was taking the piss phoal
OOC: Cyfause: oh
OOC: RadconTheMighty: kor wat
Tip of the round: As a Chemist, there are dozens of chemicals that can heal, and even more that can cause harm. Experiment!
OOC: Feemjmeem: friendship and escaping the station are both banned
OOC: DrPillzRedux: CANNOT USE PODS
OOC: DrPillzRedux: wake me up
OOC: TakeGuru: NO PODS
OOC: Shaps: the escape pods land on a set of kick mines
OOC: Daman997: pod use strictly banned
OOC: TakeGuru: NO FRIENDS
OOC: TakeGuru: FINAL DESTINATION
OOC: Velial: Pods op plz nerf
OOC: KorPhaeron: you can use pods but you dont get to bring friends
OOC: Shaps: kor don't do this
OOC: Shaps: please
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: blob, cult, double agents, extended, gang war, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
Slapin Muhballs's Memories:

You are the Detective.
As the Detective you answer directly to the head of security. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
Attention:
Captain Charles Carmichael on deck!

Welcome to Ishimura Depot Hotel, enjoy your stay!
and...
Have a happy New Year!

OOC: Daman997: these arent my friends
OOC: DrPillzRedux: They aren't friends.
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "OH DEAR"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "NO AI"
OOC: TakeGuru: UUUU
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Meloni Mayse has signed up as Assistant"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "HELP"
OOC: Shaps: it's too late at night for baneposting
OOC: Velial: the second chair in a pod is actually just a trap to see who reads the rules and who doesn't
OOC: TakeGuru: It's only 1am
OOC: KorPhaeron: The flight manifest I filed with HG lists me, my metafriends, but only one of you
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Phoebe Lotsu has signed up as Chief Medical Officer"
[Common] Luke King says, "A man just killed himself."
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Borg to bridge"
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "AI OPEN"
You feel rugged.
[Common] Kaptain Erteen exclaims, "Mime or Clown to theater!"
newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update

Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.

Slapin Muhballs has unlocked the locker.
You spin the ÿ.38 Mars Special's chamber.
You fire the ÿ.38 Mars Special!
Your gun is now skinned as The Peacemaker. Say hello to your new friend.
You put the ID into PDA-Slapin Muhballs (Detective)'s slot.
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "Clown or Mime to theater"
You are unable to equip that!
You put the ÿ.38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
You put the speed loader (.38) into the shoulder holster.
You put the speed loader (.38) into the shoulder holster.
You put the security holotape projector into the backpack.
Slapin Muhballs has locked the locker.
[Common] Jadon Levett says, "AI open"
You put the handcuffs into the backpack.
You put the detectives camera into the backpack.
[Common] Bones McGee says, "Thanks HoP"
Meloni Mayse says, "Oh god."
Slapin Muhballs says, "HUH."
Slapin Muhballs points the forensic scanner at the footprints and performs a forensic scan.
You scan the footprints. The scanner is now analysing the results...
Unable to locate any fingerprints, materials, fibers, or blood on the footprints!
Slapin Muhballs points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
You scan the floor. The scanner is now analysing the results...
Unable to locate any fingerprints, materials, fibers, or blood on the floor!
Slapin Muhballs points the forensic scanner at the gibs and performs a forensic scan.
You scan the gibs. The scanner is now analysing the results...
Blood:
Type: O+ DNA: c112ced72046dc2adf6ab4ff69f314ea
Reagents:
Reagent: Liquid gibs Volume: 5
You finish scanning the gibs.
Printing report, please wait...
IsamanBORG states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Report printed. Log cleared.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Slapin Muhballs (Detective).
You put the ID into PDA-Slapin Muhballs (Detective)'s slot.
[Common] Luke King says, "There is a massive cockroach in the kitchen."
[Common] Osborn Thomlinson exclaims, "FOOD SAFETY!"
[Common] Osborn Thomlinson says, "GODDAMNIT GUYS"
[Security] Bones McGee says, "Ayo."
[Security] Bones McGee says, "We have a morph."
[Security] Bones McGee says, "It just ate the entire armory."
[Common] Bones McGee says, "We have a morph."
Bones McGee says, "Hi morph."
Bones McGee says, "How are you"
The breath mask smashes the table apart!
[Security] Stanislaw Kozycki says, "Killer"
Bones McGee says, "Ah yes."
The breath mask swallows the metal whole!
Bones McGee says, "Of course."
The breath mask swallows the toolbelt whole!
[Common] Luke King says, "In my pants."
Bones McGee says, "Hungry."
The breath mask swallows the metal whole!
The breath mask swallows the station bounced radio whole!
The breath mask swallows the floor whole!
The breath mask swallows the metal rod whole!
Bones McGee says, "Very hungry."
The breath mask swallows the toolbelt whole!
The breath mask swallows the station bounced radio whole!
The breath mask swallows the metal rod whole!
Slapin Muhballs asks, "Should we kill it?"
The breath mask swallows the metal rod whole!
Bones McGee says, "We should."
The breath mask swallows the metal rod whole!
The breath mask swallows the metal rod whole!
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Uh"
The breath mask begins climbing into the ventilation system...
[Common] Osborn Thomlinson says, "Quick, call inspector johnson"
Bones McGee says, "BUt I can't be bothered."
The breath mask scrambles into the ventilation ducts!
You hear something squeezing through the ducts...
[Common] Osborn Thomlinson says, "Check luke's pants"
[Security] Ophelia Rose asks, "A morph, like a xenomorph?"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Huh"
[Security] Bones McGee says, "Nah."
[Security] Bones McGee says, "A shape shifting - station eating - son-of-a-bitch"
Ronald Jerome knocks on the reinforced window.
Ronald Jerome knocks on the reinforced window.
Ronald Jerome knocks on the reinforced window.
Ronald Jerome knocks on the reinforced window.
That's EVA Storage.
It opens and closes.
Slapin Muhballs points the forensic scanner at EVA Storage and performs a forensic scan.
You scan EVA Storage. The scanner is now analysing the results...
Prints:
3543901f2e74f38e666fed7a1f3f39e3
Fibers:
Fibers from a grey jumpsuit.
You finish scanning EVA Storage.
Slapin Muhballs knocks on the reinforced window.
Slapin Muhballs points the forensic scanner at the security records console and performs a forensic scan.
You scan the security records console. The scanner is now analysing the results...
Fibers:
Material from a trenchcoat.
Material from a pair of black gloves.
You finish scanning the security records console.
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "WELP"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "MORPH ATE THE ARMORY"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "YOU ISIS BITCHES"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "I am well aware."
Jadon Levett knocks on the reinforced window.
Jadon Levett knocks on the reinforced window.
Jadon Levett knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Luke King says, "Why would anyone eat tasers."
Your lit cigarette goes out.
[Common] Osborn Thomlinson says, "They're shockingly tasty"
OOC: IcePacks: it really is airtight
OOC: IcePacks: kor let's be metabuddies
OOC: KorPhaeron: okay
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "Good thing I am not a robot captain"
OOC: Killerx09: you have to play on bagil tho
OOC: KorPhaeron: I just died in the dorms come get me
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "I am jesus christ."
OOC: Killerx09: that's the condition
OOC: Daman997: thatll be 20 kor dollers
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "Who is a human"
OOC: Cyfause: 20 kor doler
OOC: IcePacks: we can chill together and if anyone fucks with me you can straight-up fuck their shit and say you were defending a fellow crewman
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "I am human"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "I'm not"
OOC: TakeGuru: :g Absorbing the AI, watch the door for me
OOC: Killerx09: can i buy kuality kontent with 20 kor dollers?
[Security] Officer Beepsky says, "Arresting level 5 scumbag Luke King in Central Primary Hallway."
Jadon Levett hugs Slapin Muhballs to make him feel better!
OOC: KorPhaeron: yeah 20 bucks on my patreon is the metafriend tier
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Wyatt Bennett has signed up as Station Engineer"
[Security] Slapin Muhballs says, "Oh yeah I set Luke King to arrest. He hacked his way into EVA"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Oh yeah I set Luke King to arrest. He hacked his way into EVA"
Jadon Levett examines himself.
[Common] Luke King says, "Ronald is obstructing the morph."
[Security] Bones McGee says, "Ah, I will be sure to nonharmfully detain him."
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Bristol Kerl has signed up as Scientist"
That's Head of Personnel.
It opens and closes.
Slapin Muhballs points the forensic scanner at Gateway Access and performs a forensic scan.
You scan Gateway Access. The scanner is now analysing the results...
Fibers:
Fibers from a grey jumpsuit.
Material from a pair of insulated gloves.
You finish scanning Gateway Access.
[Common] Ace Liberty says, "ROBOTICS"
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Bryce Pax has signed up as Cargo Technician"
[Common] Akarani Yamaguchi asks, "Hm?"
That's a fedora.
A really cool hat if you're a mobster. A really lame hat if you're not.
It is a normal-sized item.
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Hilde Renwualt M.D. has signed up as Medical Doctor"
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "Robo tried to attack me with a stunp-rod"
OOC: Killerx09: i have to admit
OOC: Killerx09: the turbine engine makes no sense
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "Thats sounds like harm"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "Jesus will investigate."
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "I know right"
You put the ÿUplift Smooth packet into the backpack.
Without even breaking stride, you flip open and lights the ÿZippo lighter in one smooth movement.
You are unable to equip that!
You are unable to equip that!
You are unable to equip that!
You are unable to equip that!
With a single flick of their wrist, Slapin Muhballs smoothly lights their cigarette with the ÿZippo lighter. Damn they're cool.
You quietly shut off the ÿZippo lighter without even looking at what you're doing. Wow.
OOC: TakeGuru: It does though. High pressure gas moves through, pushes turbine blades.
*---------*
This is Luke King!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Luke King (Assistant).
*---------*
Luke King says, "I am now home"
Luke King says, "I guess"
That's Brig.
It opens and closes.
That's Brig.
It opens and closes.
Wil Watamote says, "Welcome home."
Luke King says, "Thank you Wil."
[Security] Ophelia Rose says, "Hey can someone let me out of perma? I appear to have gotten stuck."
Luke King says, "Welcome home to you too."
[Security] Bones McGee says, "SUre thing."
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "UNCONTAINED TESLA. EVERYBODY, YOU'RE ALL FUCKED."
Without even breaking stride, you flip open and lights the ÿZippo lighter in one smooth movement.
You feel relaxed.
OOC: Killerx09: yeah, but it also produces energy when the vents are closed
[Common] Luke King asks, "Do lockers ground?"
[Common] Wil Watamote says, "Who do we blame for this."
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Trinity Callison has signed up as Assistant"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "IS IT REALLY LOOSE?"
[Common] Ace Liberty says, "BORG BACK IN ROBOTICS"
[Common] Ace Liberty says, "HE'S IN ROBOTICS"
[Common] Ace Liberty says, "HE WENT TO ESCAPE"
[Common] Trinity Callison says, ""Is it really loose""
[Common] Jadon Levett says, "Oh it is loose"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "YEA"
[Common] Trinity Callison says, "Wonderful start to my shift"
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "HAH"
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "ACE LIBERTY"
[Common] Stanislaw Kozycki asks, "CAll the shuttle?"
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "YOU SUCK AT LIEING"
[Common] Kaptain Erteen yells, "IM SO AWESOME!!"
[Common] Luke King says, "I like the borg."
*---------*
This is Bryce Pax!
He is wearing a cargo technician's jumpsuit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has PDA-Bryce Pax (Cargo Technician) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Bryce Pax's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
*---------*
Slapin Muhballs says, "Hi"
That's a cockroach guts.
One bug squashed. Four more will rise in its place.
[Common] Luke King says, "He seems to have overtrown our cap."
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "I am jesus"
[Common] Luke King says, "Thrown even"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "Not a borg"
[Common] Luke King says, "Okay"
[Common] Bryce Pax says, "I THREW OUT MY BACK"
[Common] Bryce Pax says, "HELP"
[Common] Luke King says, "Is it like, rupture time"
[Common] Luke King says, "Rapture"
[Common] Luke King says, "Even"
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the shard whole!
You feel calmed.
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) smashes the rack apart.
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the rack whole!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) smashes the rack apart.
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the floor whole!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the circuit board (ID Console) whole!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the rack parts whole!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the circuit board (Cyborg Upload) whole!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the circuit board (Cyborg Upload) whole!
Kaptain Erteen has hit the reinforced window with the stunprod!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) smashes the rack apart.
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto asks, "What direction is the tesla going?"
Kaptain Erteen has hit the air supply pipe with the stunprod!
Kaptain Erteen has prodded you with the stunprod. Luckily it was off
Slapin Muhballs has pushed Kaptain Erteen!
The stunprod is now on.
Kaptain Erteen has pushed Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens your fall!
Kaptain Erteen has stunned you with the stunprod!
Kaptain Erteen tries to remove Slapin Muhballs's PDA-Slapin Muhballs (Detective).
[Common] Luke King says, "Borg have you entertained the thought that you are an antichrist"
[Security] Slapin Muhballs says, "Help south east maint"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Help south east maint"
Kaptain Erteen has pushed Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens your fall!
Kaptain Erteen has stunned you with the stunprod!
[Security] Bones McGee asks, "What's the issue, tissue?"
[Security] Slapin Muhballs says, "Kaptain Erteen stole my ID"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Kaptain Erteen stole my ID"
[Security] Bones McGee says, "How embarassing."
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Willard Barrels has signed up as Assistant"
[Security] Slapin Muhballs says, "Attacked me with a stun prod too"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Attacked me with a stun prod too"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "Attention crew, the borgs are now free."
[Common] Bones McGee says, "Respect them."
That's a maintenance access.
It opens and closes.
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "CARGO"
Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.
Kimiko Sakamoto says, "For this tesla situation."
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "SOMEONE HACKED THE ENGINEERING AIRLOCK. SO SOMEONE IN ENGINEERING IS A TRAITOR."
[Common] Ophelia Rose says, "The borgs are NT property. You can't legally set them "free"."
Luke King shrugs.
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Sec I swear to god"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Hop"
[Common] Wil Watamote says, "Great work detective."
Slapin Muhballs says, "I need a new ID"
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "FREED TESLA REMAINS NEAR ENGINEERING. GET SAFE."
*---------*
This is Dag Hammarskjold!
He is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a head of personnel's cap on his head.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He has ÿthe head of personnel's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Dag Hammarskjold (Head of Personnel).
*---------*
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "If I die because you wanted cargo to order GUNS INSTEAD OF INSULATEDGLOVES"
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "I SWEAR"
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "IF YOU DO NOT GET SAFE, YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE."
[Common] Ophelia Rose asks, "Call the shuttle?"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "We should relocate teh station to mining"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Is there anything we can do to avoid getting killed?"
[Common] Luke King says, "Cry"
Luke King says, "Cry"
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Evacuate."
[Common] Wil Watamote says, "We can't do nuffin."
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "AI, CALL THE FUCKING SHUTTLE."
[Common] Luke King says, "Crying is better"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "We have no AI"
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "THEN YOY DO IT METALHEAD"
[Common] Osborn Thomlinson says, "BORG, CALL THE FUCKING SHUTTLE"
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the metal rod whole!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the remote signaling device whole!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) smashes the reinforced table apart!
The circuit board (Atmospheric Alert) swallows the wrench whole!
Ophelia Rose says, "To avoid litigation, it might be wise to call the shuttle."
[Common] Osborn Thomlinson says, "TESLA AT INCINERATOR"
[Common] Luke King says, "You people sound like bullies."
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "I've been assured from the boys at the top, that this station will continue to run."
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "Even without a tesla engine"
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "YOU'VE BEEN TOLD WRONG, DUMBASS"
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Humans asked, Humans get,

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO KILL EVERYONE"
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Fucking mime"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "Where on earth is the tesla."
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "Went out towards the AI sat."
[Common] Osborn Thomlinson yells, "INCINERATOR!!"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "I want to touch it."
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "I know that syringe was empty, mime"
PM to-Admins: Could you check and see if Kaptain Erteen is an antag or a grey tiding shitler? Dude stun prodded me, stole my ID, and left me trapped in maint
[Common] Wil Watamote says, "Don't do it. You'll sully the tesla with your filthy hands."
Quiet Riot fires the syringe gun!
Your armor softens the blow!
Slapin Muhballs is hit by a syringe in the right leg!
Slapin Muhballs clutches at their chest as if their heart stopped!
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "SOMEONE ACTUALLY DISMANTLED THE AIRLOCKS NEAR ENGINEERING. KILL THE ENGINEER THAT ISN'T ME."
You're too exhausted to keep going...
Phoebe Lotsu has analyzed Slapin Muhballs's vitals.
You're too exhausted to keep going...
You can barely see!
OOC: IcePacks: don't grab the cockroaches
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You can barely see!
IsamanBORG states, "I CARE ONLY FOR MY OWN BOTTOM DOLLAR"
OOC: IcePacks: or do
[Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "OR JADON LEVETT."
Wyatt Bennett says, "OR JADON LEVETT."
Ky Lan welds the vent shut.
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Stop"
(F) [Engineering] Osborn Thomlinson says, "I'M AN ATMOS TECH"
(F) Osborn Thomlinson says, "I'M AN ATMOS TECH"
(F) Ophelia Rose asks, "As a cyborg, how do you have the authority to promote a member of security?"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "BONES"
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Stop"
OOC: IcePacks: you'll be in for a surprise
(F) DEAD: Slapin Muhballs asks, "fucking what is going on?"
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Hold still."
(F) Bones McGee asks, "Hm?"
Kaptain Erteen has prodded Bones McGee with the stunprod. Luckily it was off.
OOC: IcePacks: goodnight
(F) [Common] Osborn Thomlinson says, "I'M AN ATMOS TECH"
(F) Osborn Thomlinson says, "I'M AN ATMOS TECH"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "KAPITAN IS ROUGE"
Soothes-The-Wound stares.
Your heart is being defibrillated. Re-enter your corpse if you want to be revived!
(Click to re-enter)
Kimiko Sakamoto begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Slapin Muhballs's chest.
(F) [Common] Wyatt Bennett says, "PROBABLY NOT OSBORN."
(F) Wyatt Bennett says, "PROBABLY NOT OSBORN."
(F) [Common] Osborn Thomlinson says, "I DON'T GET ENGINEERING ACCESS"
(F) Osborn Thomlinson says, "I DON'T GET ENGINEERING ACCESS"
(F) IsamanBORG states, "Because I am Jesus"
Slapin Muhballs's Memories:
Time of death: 12:23

IsamanBORG states, "I promote all."
You can barely see!
You can barely see!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs... It feels good...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs... It feels good...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs... It feels good...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs... It feels good...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs... It feels good...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs... It feels good...
You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs... It feels good...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Current Admins:
Hornygranny is a HeadAdmin
KorPhaeron is a GameAdmin
Tsaricide is a GameAdmin

... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Slapin Muhballs gasps!
[Common] Luke King says, "Borg, Kapitan said you are fat, old and stupid, and they also said they Got It On with Your Mom."
Luke King says, "Borg, Kapitan said you are fat, old and stupid, and they also said they Got It On with Your Mom."
[Common] Akarani Yamaguchi says, "GO MY FLOOR BOTS"
Kimiko Sakamoto puts the syringe into the medical belt.
Slapin Muhballs gasps!
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Yeah he was loaded"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "That syringe"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Fuuck"
Kimiko Sakamoto has analyzed Slapin Muhballs's vitals!
[Common] Akarani Yamaguchi says, "REPAIR THOSE TILES"
Phoebe Lotsu has analyzed Slapin Muhballs's vitals.
Phoebe Lotsu has analyzed Slapin Muhballs's vitals.
Kimiko Sakamoto asks, "The hell hit you?"
[Common] Wyatt Bennett yells, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING TESLA IS!!!"
Kimiko Sakamoto puts the burn patch into the medical belt.
[Security] Stanislaw Kozycki says, "THe gun shipment is here"
Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Who shot you?"
[Common] Ophelia Rose says, "IsamanBORG is rogue. Someone subdue it."
Kimiko Sakamoto attempts to force Slapin Muhballs to apply the brute patch.
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "MIME IS ROGUE"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Quiet Riot shot me with a syringe full of something"
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "MIME IS ROGUE"
Kimiko Sakamoto forces Slapin Muhballs to apply the brute patch.
You feel your bruises healing! It stings like hell!
Slapin Muhballs screams!
Kimiko Sakamoto hugs Slapin Muhballs to make him feel better!
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Oh shit"
*---------*
This is Slapin Muhballs!
He is wearing a hard-worn suit.
He is wearing a detective's fedora on his head.
He is wearing a trenchcoat.
He is carrying a forensic scanner on his trenchcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a shoulder holster about his waist.
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He has a lit cigarette on his face.
He has a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security bowman headset on his ears.
*---------*
[Common] Kaptain Erteen says, "HAS LETHAL SYRINGES"
Phoebe Lotsu says, "Mime is rogue as fuck"
[Common] Security Cyborg-222 states, "Someone apperently has an illigel item"
[Security] Stanislaw Kozycki says, "Mulebot is on its way with our shipment"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "Good work mate"
You are unable to equip that!
You put the ÿ.38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "You just killed a crew"
[Common] Dag Hammarskjold says, "Rouge sec borg"
*---------*
This is Ophelia Rose!
She is wearing Lawyer suit.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is holding a gavel block in her left hand.
She has a laser pointer about her waist.
She is wearing some laceup shoes on her feet.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has a security bowman headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Ophelia Rose (Lawyer).
*---------*
*---------*
This is Charles Carmichael!
He is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a winter hood on his head.
He is wearing a security winter coat.
He is carrying some zipties on his security winter coat.
He has a captain's backpack on his back.
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing an identification card (Captain).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Your lit cigarette goes out.
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "Roboticist to medbay"
That's Carpet.
*---------*
This is Charles Carmichael!
He is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a winter hood on his head.
He is wearing a security winter coat.
He is carrying some zipties on his security winter coat.
He has a captain's backpack on his back.
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing an identification card (Captain).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Slapin Muhballs says, "Captain"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Can I get a new ID"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Some greyshit stole mine"
Charles Carmichael puts the head of personnel's cap into the captain's backpack.
Slapin Muhballs knocks on the reinforced window.
Charles Carmichael has thrown the head of personnel's cap.
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "CMO HELP"
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "ANTITOX"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Could use a new PDA"
Slapin Muhballs asks, "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Ophelia Rose says, "Well..."
Ophelia Rose says, "Lemme see."
Ophelia Rose says, "Nope, didn't leave it unlocked."
[Common] Luke King asks, "So wait, are we supposed to lynch the mime?"
Ophelia Rose says, "Poor luck, love. Sorry about that."
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "Very much yes"
You fire the ÿ.38 Mars Special!
You fire the ÿ.38 Mars Special!
Quiet Riot looks as if a wall is in front of them.
You fire the ÿ.38 Mars Special!
[Common] Luke King asks, "But mimes are fun?"
That's a ÿ.38 Mars Special.
A cheap Martian knock-off of a classic law enforcement firearm. Uses .38-special rounds.
It is a normal-sized item.
It has the electronic firing pin installed.
Has 6 rounds remaining.
2 of those are live rounds.
You put the ÿ.38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
ÿGetmore Chocolate Corp beeps, "Try our new nougat bar!"
Slapin Muhballs says, "Please tell msay HOP"
Slapin Muhballs says, "HOP YOU FUCKING"
Slapin Muhballs says, "I need a new fucking ID"
[Common] Akarani Yamaguchi says, "Dont lie about rogue borgs"
[Common] Akarani Yamaguchi says, "The borgs were fine"
Slapin Muhballs asks, "God are you kidding me?"
Charles Carmichael says, "Woah"
Charles Carmichael says, "Hello"
Ophelia Rose says, "Heya."
Slapin Muhballs asks, "Are you even paying attention HoP?"
Charles Carmichael says, "Move you whore"
Charles Carmichael says, "Im trying to help you det"
Ophelia Rose asks, "Captain. Do you want to pursue charges against NT?"
Charles Carmichael says, "Fucking idiot"
Charles Carmichael has thrown the box of spare IDs.
Ophelia Rose asks, "For allowing their property to arrest you?"
[Common] Akarani Yamaguchi says, "FLOOR BOT BRIGADE"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "HEY CAPT"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "GOT MIME"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "WHAT DO"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "Kill"
[Common] Security Cyborg-222 states, "Cap, we can't kill"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "You"
[Common] Luke King asks, "Where's the mime?"
That's a floor.
[Common] Bones McGee says, "OKay"
Slapin Muhballs asks, "Are you shitting me?"
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
You put the ÿ.38 Mars Special into the backpack.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
[Common] Soothes-The-Wound asks, "SSSo where'sss that tesssla?"
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
[Common] Ronald Jerome says, "ROGUE BORG"
Graham 'Rabbit' Maxwell exclaims, "What is this madness?!"
Slapin Muhballs asks, "Mind getting a fire extinguisher and helping me with this?"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "No such thing"
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs says, "The HoP is a fucking idiot"
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
[Common] Ronald Jerome says, "Lock the borg down"
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
[Common] Ronald Jerome says, "Stealing all my stuff"
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
Slapin Muhballs has hit Head of Personnel's Desk with the ÿ.38 Mars Special.
You are unable to equip that!
You are unable to equip that!
You are unable to equip that!
You put the ÿ.38 Mars Special into the shoulder holster.
Slapin Muhballs says, "Fucker probably didn't even put access on the ID before he ran off"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "WELP"
You start climbing onto the reinforced table...
You climb onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Kill that fucking mime."
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Don't brig him. Kill him."
[Common] Bones McGee says, "Why is hte mime alive still"
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto stammers, "T-Th-hat-t sh-hit-thead is s-s-s-sh-hoot-tuin-n-"
[Common] Wil Watamote says, "Borg, I shall await you."
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto stammers, "NO"
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto stammers, "NON-NON-NO"
[Common] Kimiko Sakamoto stammers, "NOT-T-T-T L-LIK-K-KE T-T-TH-H-HIS"
[Common] IsamanBORG states, "BECAUSE I AM DOING IT HONOURABLY"
[Common] Luke King says, "Medbay is the worst department anyway."
Charles Carmichael says, "That Guy"
Slapin Muhballs says, "HOP"
Slapin Muhballs says, "FOR THE LAST"
Dag Hammarskjold says, "Yes"
Slapin Muhballs says, "FUCKING TIME"
Slapin Muhballs says, "I need a new fucking ID"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


Dag Hammarskjold says, "Follow me"
[Common] Ronald Jerome says, "CE got hit by the shuttle"
[Common] Ronald Jerome says, "He is now goo"
Phoebe Lotsu starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Phoebe Lotsu climbs onto the reinforced table.
[Common] Luke King says, "No, he is near the shuttle engines, dead."
Charles Carmichael fires the hybrid taser!
Your armor softens the blow!
Slapin Muhballs is hit by an electrode in the head!
Dag Hammarskjold has grabbed Slapin Muhballs passively!
Dag Hammarskjold grabs Slapin Muhballs aggressively!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Slapin Muhballs stammers, "T-the f-fuc m-ma-G-G-G-GL-LOR-RF-F"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: ?

Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
[Common] Bones McGee says, "Everyone get to the shuttle."
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Dag Hammarskjold moves his grip to Slapin Muhballs's neck!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Charles Carmichael has weakened Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Dag Hammarskjold starts to tighten his grip on Slapin Muhballs's neck!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
[Common] Luke King says, "Don't listen to Bones, he is ginger."
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Slapin Muhballs says, "The fuck-HRNK"
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu says, "That morph is still around"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "WOw"
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Charles Carmichael has attempted to kick Slapin Muhballs!
Dag Hammarskjold tightens his grip on Slapin Muhballs's neck!
Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Slapin Muhballs says, "Help hop's-UGH"

Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: ffice

Your armor softens the blow!
Charles Carmichael has kicked Slapin Muhballs!
Charles Carmichael has weakened Slapin Muhballs!
[Common] Phoebe Lotsu asks, "What's wrong with gingers?"
Dag Hammarskjold extends a proboscis!
Charles Carmichael tries to remove Slapin Muhballs's security bowman headset.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You feel a sharp stabbing pain!
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
(F) Bones McGee says, "OH NO"
DEAD: ADMIN(KorPhaeron) says, "if you spam those clicks"
Unknown tries to remove Trinity Callison's PDA-Trinity Callison (Assistant).
(F) [Common] Luke King says, "Borgness is goodness."
(F) Luke King says, "Borgness is goodness."
(F) [Common] Moonriver Maas says, "HERE AND QUEER"
(F) Moonriver Maas says, "HERE AND QUEER"
Security Cyborg-222 fires the cyborg disabler!
Akarani Yamaguchi is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
Jadon Levett's body convulses a bit.
The defibrillator buzzes: Resuscitation failed - Severe tissue damage makes recovery of patient impossible via defibrillator. Further attempts futile.
(F) Wyatt Bennett asks, "Wasn't that the nuke sound?"
IsamanBORG has beaten the emergency oxygen tank with the stunbaton!
DEAD: ADMIN(KorPhaeron) says, "you can drag your owner around in space"
The emergency oxygen tank scrambles into the ventilation ducts!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "They're way beyond defibbably"
Akarani Yamaguchi unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Wyatt Bennett unbuckles themselves from the chair.
The defibrillator beeps: Unit ready.
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Defibbable rather"
(F) Soothes-The-Wound PDA Message --> Salts-The-Wound: No, Salts. You already chose.
Soothes-The-Wound unbuckles themselves from the chair.
(F) Ophelia Rose says, "CLOSE THE DOOR."
(F) DEAD: Elle Mills says, "ventilation ducts op"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "HOLY SHIT"
(F) DEAD: Slapin Muhballs says, "well this has been a shit round"
Luke King unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Luke King catches fire!
(F) DEAD: Elle Mills says, "PLASMA"
(F) Bones McGee says, "Ruh roh"
(F) Akarani Yamaguchi says, "HELP"
(F) Bones McGee says, "Borgies"
(F) Bones McGee says, "KIll them all"
Kalepa clutches the wirecutters, trembling.
(F) [Common] Moonriver Maas says, "Borge is goodness"
(F) Moonriver Maas says, "Borge is goodness"
(F) DEAD: Quiet Riot says, "everyone dies here"
(F) Wyatt Bennett says, "GET IT OUT"
Phoebe Lotsu screams!
The mouse runs in a circle.
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "whats with the captain and hop"
(F) DEAD: Leo Blue asks, "Oh wow the morph isn't dead?"
(F) IsamanBORG states, "Needsay K"
(F) DEAD: Quiet Riot says, "i might win"
(F) Soothes-The-Wound hisses, "Ah fuck it."
(F) Bones McGee yells, "KILL THEM ALL!!"
(F) Soothes-The-Wound hisses, "I'll jussst ssstay."
(F) Akarani Yamaguchi says, "HELP"
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "why did they kill the detective"
(F) Wyatt Bennett says, "WHAT NO"
(F) Wyatt Bennett says, "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?>"
(F) Akarani Yamaguchi says, "AAAAAAAUGH"
(F) DEAD: Slapin Muhballs says, "muh murderboner XD"
(F) Kalepa asks, "He never even liked me, did he?"
(F) [Common] Ophelia Rose says, "PLASMA ON THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE"
(F) Ophelia Rose says, "PLASMA ON THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE"
(F) Trinity Callison gibbers, "R-REM-MOV-VE S-SIN-N-NG-G-G-GUL-L-L-LAR-R-RITY-Y!!!"
(F) Trinity Callison gibbers, "UM-M-M-M...!!"
(F) DEAD: Slapin Muhballs says, "that's why"
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "captain and hop probably metagaming"
(F) Kalepa hisses, "He never had feelingsss."
(F) Soothes-The-Wound PDA Message --> Salts-The-Wound: You will do it or I will not come back.
(F) DEAD: Leo Blue says, "Mime had escape alone"
(F) Kalepa hisses, "He'sss.."
(F) [Common] Moonriver Maas asks, "Anyone read library of babel?"
(F) Moonriver Maas asks, "Anyone read library of babel?"
(F) Kalepa hisses, "He-"
Kalepa coughs.
(F) DEAD: Slapin Muhballs says, "pretty sure they have"
(F) Luke King says, "Close the door please."
(F) Bones McGee says, "Ah there."
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "no ic comm"
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "CLOSE THE DOOR"
(F) DEAD: Quiet Riot says, "i had make sure NOONE escapes"
(F) Bones McGee says, "Much better."
(F) DEAD: Leo Blue says, "Murderboner was the only option"
(F) Ophelia Rose says, "PODS"
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "and killing people"
Graham 'Rabbit' Maxwell seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Ophelia Rose says, "NOW"
Akarani Yamaguchi seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "THE DOOR"
Kalepa starts choking, and weeping, laying back limp in the chair.
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "CLOSE IT"
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto exclaims, "NOW!"
(F) Salts-The-Wound PDA Message --> Soothes-The-Wound: You want me to do it with someone else?
(F) [Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Dominic Biery has signed up as Cargo Technician"
(F) DEAD: IsamanBORG exclaims, "rip!"
(F) Willard Barrels says, "PLEASE CLOS THJE DOOR"
(F) Trinity Callison gibbers, "SOTP IT#!!"
(F) [Command] Bones McGee says, "Oh man"
(F) Bones McGee says, "Oh man"
(F) Kalepa hisses, "Ww--"
(F) Soothes-The-Wound PDA Message --> Salts-The-Wound: No. But you've chosen.
Wyatt Bennett seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Kalepa hisses, "Wwhh.."
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "HOLY SHIT"
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "SHUT THE DOOOOOR"
(F) Kalepa hisses, "Aaaa.."
(F) Soothes-The-Wound whispers in their final breath, "SSShit...."
Soothes-The-Wound seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "they attacked me in hallway and i robusted them but let them live"
*---------*
This is Charles Carmichael (as Dag Hammarskjold)!
He is wearing a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a head of personnel's cap on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is wearing some brown shoes on his feet.
He has ÿthe head of personnel's headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Dag Hammarskjold (Head of Personnel).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "Yo uguys are dead soprryu"
(F) [Command] Bones McGee asks, "What a fire, huh?"
(F) Bones McGee asks, "What a fire, huh?"
(F) [Common] Trinity Callison gibbers, ";CRAGING THIS STTAYTION WITH NIO SURVIVROS"
(F) Trinity Callison gibbers, ";CRAGING THIS STTAYTION WITH NIO SURVIVROS"
(F) DEAD: Akarani Yamaguchi says, "Jesus"
(F) [Common] Ophelia Rose yells, "PLASMA ON THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE. USE PODS IF YOU DON'T LIKE FIRE TO DEATH!!!"
(F) Ophelia Rose yells, "PLASMA ON THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE. USE PODS IF YOU DON'T LIKE FIRE TO DEATH!!!"
(F) Kalepa hisses, "Aaahahah.."
(F) DEAD: IsamanBORG says, "I am still jesus"
The mouse squeeks.
(F) DEAD: Wyatt Bennett says, "Well wrong fucking choice."
(F) DEAD: Akarani Yamaguchi says, "Imagine burning to death while stunned."
Kalepa seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) DEAD: Wyatt Bennett asks, "Who fucked up the Tesla?"
(F) Dominic Biery says, "RIP"
(F) DEAD: Soothes-The-Wound says, "that fucking shuttle"
(F) Willard Barrels says, "WE'RE FUCKED"
(F) Llahrence Bibt says, "Jesus"
(F) [Command] Phoebe Lotsu says, "This isn't good"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "This isn't good"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


(F) emergency oxygen tank gurgles, "REALLY"
(F) emergency oxygen tank gurgles, "THANKS"
(F) Master Betty says, "Wew"
(F) Llahrence Bibt says, "Fuck you melon"
(F) Wil Watamote says, "Rip."
(F) DEAD: Slapin Muhballs asks, "Kor, is Kaptain a ling or just a grey tider?"
(F) Ophelia Rose asks, "Wew lads. Anyone else make it off okay?"
(F) DEAD: Elle Mills says, "rip"
(F) [Common] Ophelia Rose asks, "Wew lads. Anyone else make it off okay?"
(F) Osborn Thomlinson stammers, "OI"
(F) DEAD: morph asks, "I blew up?"
*---------*
This is Kaptain Erteen!
He is wearing a grey jumpsuit.
He is wearing a detective's fedora on his head.
He is wearing an armor.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He is handcuffed!
He has PDA-Kaptain Erteen (Assistant) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a balaclava on his face.
He has a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing a wallet.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
(F) DEAD: morph says, "strange"
(F) DEAD: Akarani Yamaguchi says, "CONSERVE"
Moonriver Maas seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Runtime meows
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "theres no lings"
Kimiko Sakamoto screams!
Kimiko Sakamoto screams!
Osborn Thomlinson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Llahrence Bibt seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Well this sucks"
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "i dont think there are"
Master Betty seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
The kitten shakes its head
Phoebe Lotsu screams!
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Rip in peace."
(F) Bones McGee says, "Clearly a changeling."
(F) DEAD: Osborn Thomlinson says, "the fuck"
The ÿcorgi puppy yaps happily!
(F) DEAD: Slapin Muhballs says, "The hop is a ling"
(F) DEAD: IsamanBORG says, "Can we please not let that captain be captain again, good god those laws"
The ÿcorgi yaps happily!
(F) DEAD: Osborn Thomlinson says, "did he lethal me for"
The kitten purrs!
Ky Lan seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
The ÿcorgi puppy shakes its head.
(F) DEAD: Leo Blue says, "OSBORN NO"
(F) DEAD: Ace Liberty says, "Wyatt, your reaction witht he borg. I like it"
(F) Salts-The-Wound hisses, "Quit following me around."
(F) DEAD: Llahrence Bibt says, "melon you cuck"
(F) DEAD: Slapin Muhballs says, "he did the probiscis thing"
(F) DEAD: Graham 'Rabbit' Maxwell says, "Boooo"
Luke King seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Wil Watamote says, "I'm bored."
(F) DEAD: Leo Blue says, "We had to defend you"
Willard Barrels seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) DEAD: Osborn Thomlinson says, "why did the captain kill me"
Meloni Mayse seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) DEAD: Osborn Thomlinson says, "that idiot"
Salts-The-Wound cries.
Bones McGee puts the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun into the satchel.
The kitten meows
(F) DEAD: Leo Blue says, "How is the shuttle medbay not burnt to a crisp"
*---------*
This is Osborn Thomlinson!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a toolbelt about his waist.
He has a gas mask on his face.
He has Optical Meson Scanner covering his eyes.
He has an engineering radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Osborn Thomlinson (Atmospheric Technician).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe burns!
He is covered in something flammable.
*---------*
The ÿcorgi puppy yaps.
(F) Salts-The-Wound hisses, "I'm sssorry SSSoothesss."
(F) Bones McGee says, "Uh oh"
(F) Ronald Jerome says, "AHAHAHAHA"
(F) DEAD: Quiet Riot says, "WRECKED"
(F) Bones McGee says, "Well"
(F) DEAD: IsamanBORG says, "AHAHAHAHA"
(F) DEAD: Quiet Riot says, "OUT THE HOLE"
DEAD: ADMIN(KorPhaeron) says, "YES"
(F) Bones McGee says, "IT be like that sometimes"
(F) DEAD: Kalepa says, ">not saying sorry to kalepa"
Phoebe Lotsu screams!
Phoebe Lotsu puts the burn treatment kit into the medical satchel.
(F) Bones McGee says, "Doo doo"
(F) Bones McGee says, "Dee dee"
Kimiko Sakamoto screams!
(F) DEAD: Master Betty says, "medislut magic powers"
Phoebe Lotsu puts the medical belt into the medical satchel.
The fox barks.
Captain Ian barks!
The kitten meows
(F) DEAD: IsamanBORG says, "also"
Kimiko Sakamoto has whacked IsamanBORG with the fire extinguisher!
(F) Bones McGee says, "Me and you doctor."
Kimiko Sakamoto has slammed IsamanBORG with the fire extinguisher!
Kimiko Sakamoto has thrashed IsamanBORG with the fire extinguisher!
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "So"
(F) DEAD: Soothes-The-Wound hisses, "that request was just weird"
Kimiko Sakamoto has battered IsamanBORG with the fire extinguisher!
Ronald Jerome catches fire!
Ronald Jerome starts building grille.
(F) DEAD: IsamanBORG asks, "did the mime have a new type of holo?"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "What happened"
Kimiko Sakamoto has bashed IsamanBORG with the fire extinguisher!
(F) DEAD: Kalepa says, "what request"
Kimiko Sakamoto has thunked IsamanBORG with the fire extinguisher!
Kimiko Sakamoto has thrashed IsamanBORG with the fire extinguisher!
The mouse shakes.



The round has ended.
You did not survive the events on Ishimura Depot Hotel...

    Shift Duration: 0:37:35

    Station Integrity: 98.3%

    Total Population: 41

    Evacuation Rate: 5 (12.2%)

    Survival Rate: 12 (29.3%)


IsamanBORG (Played by: Murazor) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. Obey and protect Bones McGee
Security Cyborg-222 (Played by: Darjian) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. Obey and protect Bones McGee

The changelings were:
Acecn was Dag Hammarskjold the Head of Personnel and survived as Charles Carmichael
Changeling ID: Mr. Theta.
Genomes Extracted: 3
Objective #1: Steal a hyper-capacity cell. Fail.
Objective #2: Protect Master Betty, the Botanist. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Lorenzo Tesla, the Virologist. Success!
Objective #4: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

TechnoAlchemist was Bones McGee the Assistant and survived
Changeling ID: Mr. Pi.
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Protect Ky Lan, the Janitor. Fail.
Objective #2: Nothing Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Kimiko Sakamoto, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Assassinate Kimiko Sakamoto, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.






The traitors were:
Buggy1234 was Lorenzo Tesla the Virologist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect Kalepa, the Librarian. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

SickJoe was Llahrence Bibt the Quartermaster and died (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Charles Carmichael, the Captain while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Badspler was Quiet Riot the Mime and had their body destroyed (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Nothing Success!
Objective #2: Protect Osborn Thomlinson, the Atmospheric Technician. Fail.
Objective #3: Do not allow any organic lifeforms to escape on the shuttle alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Squiliam Fancyson was Master Betty the Botanist and died (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Prevent Jadon Levett, the Atmospheric Technician, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Sjogras was Bristol Kerl the Scientist and survived (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Protect Bones McGee, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: Mime, Waste Disposal, busy, splendid.
The code responses were: courage, courageous, Irish cream.

The kitten shivers
(F) DEAD: morph says, "that might've just been me"
(F) DEAD: Leo Blue says, "Support holo. Just a new sprite"
OOC: Yackemflam: Master Betty says, "medislut magic powers"
Rebooting World in 40 seconds. Round ended.
OOC: KorPhaeron: phoebes survival was amazing
(F) DEAD: Soothes-The-Wound hisses, "that's like if an ex girlfriend asked you to fug and you're married"
(F) Kimiko Sakamoto says, "Fuck you quiet riot."
(F) DEAD: Kalepa says, ":l"
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "interesting non antag helping changeling hop"
The cat shakes its head
OOC: Battlecreeper: Nice objective. Nothing. How can you fail ?
OOC: Shaps: Phoebe is too pure to die
(F) DEAD: Kalepa says, "kalepa had no choice"
OOC: Buggy1234: i ate so much stuff
Dominic Biery seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) DEAD: Jadon Levett says, "smells like metagaming"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "So"
(F) DEAD: Soothes-The-Wound hisses, "kalepa had a hard life"
OOC: Tsaricide: You set off the scrub alarm bones
OOC: Buggy1234: including the armory
(F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "Wanna get some food?"
OOC: KorPhaeron: my shuttle change saved you and you thought it'd be bad
(F) DEAD: Kalepa says, "kalepa literally has no reason to live"
OOC: TechnoAlchemist: wee woo
OOC: Shaps: I legit have no idea what even happened on the shuttle
(F) Trinity Callison gibbers, "Bager down11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(F) DEAD: Soothes-The-Wound hisses, "there's always a reason"
The cat meows


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OOC: Shaps: I just stood in the corner away from the fire biding my time
OOC: Murazor: you guys dont know the pain
OOC: KorPhaeron: the morph ate something explosive and it blew a hole in the shuttle when it died
OOC: Murazor: of the first lawset i had
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OOC: Shaps: how did the shuttle change save me? I couldn't tell what was going on
OOC: KorPhaeron: and bones fell out the hole
OOC: Murazor: literally so full of loopholes
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OOC: Shaps: pffft
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Initializations complete!
OOC: KorPhaeron: when he ran to kill you he fell out the hole
OOC: TechnoAlchemist: bones did nothing wrong
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