GildaBro

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Basically what Gilbro is.
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Gilbro?
>Ponies be hot on estrus
>Estrus is excuse for poni want anon dick
>Pony's cant get prego's from human!
>All ponies, including past bro wants the dick
NOOO I want to be clean! PURE, PURE!
>"NOPE! Your our sex now anon."
>Gilda isnt pony
>She doesnt even into estrus like pony
>She saves your ass
>[insert cute saying]
>"Lets go get some beverages..."
HELL YEAH
>Gilbro
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>Day ? of Estrus
>Gilbro is cooking up some... some...
>Whatever it is, it smells GOOD!
>You follow your nose, only to find yourself next to a hot metal pot...
>"Anon!"
>You burned your nose on the pot
>"GET OUTTA HERE!"
>Gilbro grabs you bye your neck and tosses you out the window.
>You close your eyes and brace for impact, her house was only one story, so it wont hurt that much.
>...
>The sense of falling never stopped.
>You open your eyes to see that you are flying off the mountain.
HOLY SHI-
>"Haha! Just like old times, huh Anon?"
>RainbowDash...
Ra-
>"THAT REMINDS ME! Remember back when you used to call me Rainbro? And all those times when Fluttershy and AppleJack tried to rape you? HAHA! Oh man..."
>Rainbow was holding you by your shirt.
>If she let go...
>"Anon... Why?"
Why wha-
>"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY, WHY!"
>You slip a little.
>"When you needed me... I was ALWAYS there... And when I needed you... for just once... You..."
>You slip a bit more.
WOAH! Rainbowdash... Im-
>"I told you to NOT. CALL. ME. THAT!"
>You are handing by a tip.
>"But its okay... Its OKAY... Despite EVERYTHING YOU'VE done to me... I forgive you."
>RainbowDash took a better grip on your shirt, pulling you up to her level.
>Damn she is strong...
>You struggle back.
>She almost drops you.
>"OHOHO! A little fight in ya... I like that."
>"Then your gonna LOVE me!"
>Gilda out of nowhere punches Rainbow in the face.
>Rainbow loses her grip.
>Gilda catches you.

Thanks... Thought I was a goner for a-
>RainbowDash flies in with an uppercut, knocking Gilda back, as well as dropping you.
>You begin to flail your arms around.
>You stop in mid-air.
>Rainbow has grabbed your shirt with her teeth.
>"DON WOWY AWON, I-"
>Gilda grabs the back of Rainbow's head.
>"What was that?"
>RainbowDash lets go of you, sending you into free fall.
>You turn back for a moment, only to see Gilda and Rainbow graphing onto each other.
AWWWW! HELP!
>You see a blue blur, with a Rainbow behind it.
>A huge explosion was heard above.
WHAAAAAA-
>A blinding rainbow forces you to shut your eyes.
GIIIILDAAAAAA!
>"Why are YOU calling out her name?!"
Rain-
>"IM THE ONE THATS TRYING TO SAVE YOU!"
>A loud "scraw"ing can be heard.
bow?
>Rainbow stops you in the air.
>You watch as your bro plummets to the earth below.
No...
>You turn to see RainbowDash, bruised, scratched, and bleeding.
>"She..."
DON'T YOU DARE, FUCKING SAY IT!
>"ANON! OPEN YOUR EYES! I AM YOUR BRO! I AM THE ONE THATS SAVING YOU! I AM-"
Dead to me.
>She loosens her grip.
>You push away from her.
>Tears began to swell in her eyes.
>"Anonymous..."
>You close your eyes.
>Waiting to see Gilbro once more.
Bad End.


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Day: [spoiler]RECOMMENDED! 3 Steps for a Faster PC - ad[/spoiler] in Equestria
>Fish for breakfast
>Trying to "Adapt" to her lifestyle.
>Fish... hot sauce...
>Not a good breakfast.
>You make your way to a near-bye pond, like you do most mornings, to wash out your mouth.
>There, you see a pony.
>A little "Thinking" bubble with Gilda in it pops up above your head.
>"ANON IF YOU TALK TO ANOTHER PONY, SO HELP ME I'LL RIP OFF YOUR ARMS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
>...
>"ANON IF YOU TALK TO ANOTHER PONY I- I'll bake you a pie!"
Oh boy, what flavor?!
>"PIE FLAVOR!"
>A small pie shoots out of your big pie.
>"Um... Hello?"
>You snap back to your senses.
>Shit... RIGHT... PONY!
Hi uh...
>Damn pie dreams...
>"Hi there Anon... Whatta ya doin up here? Granny Smith told me that NO p0ny comes here!"
>You take a better look at the filly.
>Why, its Applebloom!
>She looks around.
>"How come ya'll here by yourself?"

>You clear your throat.
>Does she know about Estrus?
>Is she...
Um...
>TURN THIS SITUATION AROUND!
Why are YOU here alone?
>"I'm not! Scootaloo and SweetieBelle are just over there!"
>You turn to see an adorable marshmallow and a happy chicken flying at your face.
>You duck.
>They still hit you in the face, knocking you back.
Hey! Come on now, haha!
>"ANON!"
>"Anonymous!"
>All three of them seemed to be jumping around you.
>"We found Anon, We found Anon!" They chanted.
You found me alright!
>"All we have to do now is go back to Ponyville, and we get the suprise!"
>Suprise?
>PONYVILLE?!
>WHAT?!
Im sorry, but I am NOT going back.

>The three fillies look at you in shock.
>"B-b-b-b-but Anon! We NEED you!"
Sorry but-
>"PLEEEEEASE?!"
I gotta-
>"ANOOOOOOON!"

>Day: LOVE in Equestria.
>Estrus had just finished.
>All the ponies are getting there shit together.
>"Sorry Anonymous... for what happened." most of them said.
>Psshh, you didn't care.
>You were to busy slammin down a faygo with Gilda!
>She was a total bro during estrus.
>Letting you crash with her during the night.
>Helping you find super awesome hiding spots.
>Playing games to pass the time...
>Helping you in tight situations...
>Gildabro... Gilbro... Brolda... Eh, forget it.
>You make your way towards Gilda's place, near the mountains.
>You brought some faygo... 8,9,10 Bottles in all!
>You spent the last of your bits on it...
>You HAD to thank her, ya know?
>Her house was in view.
>You trip.
>What the-
>You get back up.
>No time for dily-dalyinginging.
>You begin to pound of her door.
GILDA! HEY! ARE YOU OKAY?!
>No response.

>Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man!
GILDA!
>You tackle the door.
>FUCK THAT HURT!
>It looked way easier in the movies back on earth.
>You tackle once more.
>FUCKING GRIFFON DOORS, BEING STURDY!
>You reach into your pocket for...
>A paper clip!
>You make a pick lock and try to get the door to open.
Hold on Gilda, Anon is... HERE!
>You open the door.
>Everything looks fine... but where is Gilda?
>You run into the house.
GILDA!!
>...
>No response

>You make your way into Gilda's room.
Gilda!
>She was lying on her bed.
No...
>You run to aid her.
>You check her...
>What do you check?!
>You put your hand to her neck....
>nothing.
>Must be the feathers.
>*gulp*
>You have another idea...
>Gilda if you wake up from this...
>You put your head on her chest, to hear if there is a heartbeat.
>...
>...
>Thump Thump.
>Okay... She is-
>"Anon...ymous?"
>!
>She grabs your head, squeezing you in her chest.
>"Hey man, whats up?!"
>She begins to mess with your hair.
Gilda! Stop that! Hey! Cut it out! Haha!
>She lets go, laughing in the process.
Gilda, what was that screaming for? I heard it from outside!
>She looks puzzled for a moment.
>"Oh!" She gasped.
>She picks up... a toaster?
>"I put a fork in it... to get my toast out and well..."
>Typical Gilda...
>You grab the fo-
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHH!!
>Everything was in pain, and the last thing you could see was Gilda laughing..

>Day: Begininininininining of estrus
>Twilight warned you to just leave Ponyville for about a month or so.
>Like hell!
>She didnt even explain why!
>You stayed in your hut-house-thingy...
>It was a cozy, and it was hot outside.
>You popped open a Faygo and began to chill.
Wonder whats going on in Ponyville...
>Maybe you should visit Twilight, and get the whole story.
>You made your way towards Twilights.
>Strange... where are all the male ponies?
>Mares everywhere.
>Giving you a weird look, kinda like bed-room eyes.
>FINALLY at Twilights house/Library.
>The bells greeted you as made your way in.
Twi? Spike?!
>No answer.
>Suddenly Twilight out of nowhere!
>"ANON! hehehe..."
>She had a crazy look on her.
>She made that same look when she couldnt send princess Celestia a letter!
Twilight... are you going to be-
>suddenly you and her are transported to her lab.
>Your beverage was still in your hand.
>Thats all that mattered.

>Twilight was in crazy mode, so I think its time to escape.
>Twilight uses her magic to bind your feet to the floor.
>Not cool man.
>You spit some Faygo on her head.
>Unable to resist she begins to shake her head around.
>What a horse.
>You make your exit.
>You are assuming the other ponies in Ponyville are like this.
>You make a dash for your home.
>Grab your last 24-pack of Faygo, and a sleeping bag.
>The whole time... you felt like you were being watched.
>FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>You throw everything into a bag.
>Eyes... in your peripheral vision!
>Fuck the door! WINDOW!
>You make a dash towards the mountains.
>You were being followed.
>You can feel it.

>The stares begin to feel like knifes, piercing your back.
>Your sprint was stopped, due to the mountain slope.
>Fucking 90 degrees climbing!
>You put one foot on the mountain.
>*FLING*
>You go shooting back, around 5 meters.
What was-
>RainbowDash
>Man you are glad to see a bro.
>"Anonymous..."
>She didnt have bedroom eyes like the other mares...
>It looked more mad, if anything.
>"You weren't trying to leave... were you?"
Hehe, nooo! Rainbrooo!
>She kept the same look.
>She began to circle you.
>You hear someone, behind you.
>That wasnt Rainbow's voice...
>"Awww man. Why do I always get the icky job. WOAH! Rainbow! What are you doing here?!"
>A... Griffon?!
>"So, who this guy?"
>Rainbow ignored her...
>Her eyes were dead on yours.
>"Uh... Rainbow?"
>She looks at you.
>"Oh, I get it!"
>They both begin to circle you.
>WELL FUCK!

>"What are we gonna do with him?" The griffon spoke.
>RainbowDash continued to ignore her.
>You tried to move.
>Only a hair...
>RainbowDash jumped on you, pressing her lips against yours.
>The griffon flipped out.
>"RAINBOW?! I... I... Um... Dont think I can do that...."
>Rainbow was pushing her face harder and harder against yours.
>You managed to push her away.
>FUCK THAT WAS DISGUSTING!
>You just kissed your bro... and now she wants to rape you!
>Rainbow jumped in another time.
>You covered your face.
>...
>What?
>The griffon caught Rainbow in mid air.
>Man, she is fast.
>"Rainbow, I think your taking this joke to far."
>Rainbow began to struggle.
>"RAINBOW!"
>...
>RainbowDash got out of the griffon's grip.
>She flew away, with tears rolling down her face.
>"Sorry about that... My name is Gilda. Somethings up with Rainbow... she isnt normally like that."
>Gilda had a concerned look on her face.
>She and Rainbow must go back...
Thanks... back there. Seems like I was a goner! My name is Anonymous, Anon for short.
>Gilda looked back at you.
>"So... you and Rainbow..."
NO! I... I have no idea what that was... one moment she was Rainbro, the next she was... Rapebow?
>You were never good with names.
>Gilda laughed.
>"Your funny Anon."
Hehe, you think so?
>You both began to laugh.

Day: You began to "live" with Gilda
>You and Gilda were practically living together.
>Playing games, pranks, and other funny stuff.
>Then... One night...
>"Hey Anon..."
Yeah?
>Gilda scoots next to you.
>"Nothing..."
>You both were watching the stars.
>Neither of you knew constellations...
>Hell, when you brought it up, Gilda thought you said constipation!
Hey Gilda...
>She didnt even respond.
>She let out her wing, covering your torso.
>How did she?
>Guess it doesnt really matter.
>You were warm.
>"Hey Anon..."
>You sigh.
Yeah, Gilda.
>"You... living with me... right?"
>You didnt really think about that.
Y-Yeah! hehe, guess I am!
>Gilda blushes and gets up.
>FUCK DID YOU SAY SOMETHING YOU WERENT?!
>"Come on, lets go back."
>You couldnt be happier.
>You have a home. A Bro. And-
>"I'll go make some hot cocoa!
>AAAWWW YEEEAAAH!
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>Day: Some time in Estrus, lol I dunno.
>You got up extra early today to take a jog.
>Gilda told you not to go anywhere near the mountains edge.
>It is to dangerous, a pegasus pony could easily grab you and drag you down into PonyVille.
>Being the alpha male, filled with testosterone... YOU DO IT!
>You began with a light walk.
>The view was amazing up here!
>Gilda was probably just jealous, and didnt want you to return to PonyVille or something.
>Cause dear god, this view.
>You breathe in...
>The birds are chirping!
>The air is fresh!
>The sun is shining!
>Rainbows across the sky-
>Wait...
>It wasn't raining...
>Your light walk turned to a jog.
>Better pick up the pace...

>Your eyes were set straight.
>Gilda's voice was bouncing in your head.
>"Hey man, don't be a dweeb and go near the edge of the mountain! GO ANYWHERE NEAR IT, A PEGASUS WILL DRAG YOUR ASS BACK TO PONYVILLE!"
>A shiver went up your back.
>W-Whatever...
>Sweat began to trickle down down your neck.
>Your jog turned to a power walk.
>You check your watch.
>1:30 or so...
>You were a good hour in or so...
>Time to make your way back.
>But before that...
>You take a quick break and on a rock.
>The sun was high in the sky now.
>The rainbows were nowhere in sight.
>Hm...

>Something hit you...
>It felt like a-
>"Oh man, sorry Anonymous!"
>You turn around to see RainbowDash.
R-RAINBOW?!
>This... this couldn't be your Rainbro...
>Her hair was messed up more then usual, and there were dark rings around her eyes.
>She had that look... You couldnt really describe it...
>but it seemed so... sad.
>"Hey Anon... Where were you all this time?"
I... I was around.
>"huh."
>She walks past you.
>"Ya know... Estrus is finished... you can go back to PonyVille now."
>Your still faced forward.
>"Everyone is waiting..."
>She was the element of loyalty, loyal to all her friends... by bringing you back.
Oh... hehe.
>You knew Estrus wasnt finished yet.
>Then it hit you.
>Rainbow is...
>You turn to her.
>She had a big rock in her hooves.
>Damn...

>You braced yourself for a hit to the head.
>...
>...
>What?
>You open your eyes to see the rock gone.
>Rainbow Dash was just staring at you.
Um... Ra-
>She tackles you to the ground.
>It didn't hurt... physically.
>Her eyes changed, making her look even more cynical.
>She peaks her lips against yours.
>"Anonymous... You have NO IDEA how long i've been waiting her thi- WHEEAA"
>She sounded like a dog being kicked.
>You try to crawl backwards, to see what was happening.
>Could it be?
>Gilda was behind Rainbow, grabbing her by the base of her wings.
>"Oh, Gilda! Hey! Pal! Friend!"
>Gilda looked pissed.
>She dug her claws into Rainbow.
>"What did you do..." Gilda turned to you. "To Anonymous?!"
>Rainbow smiled.
>"Come on! How about we BOTH have him?! Sharing is-"
>Gilda lets go of Rainbow's wings and punches her square in the jaw.
>Rainbow spit out a little blood in the process.

>"So... its going to be like that, huh."
>Gilda got into a fighting stance.
>"LEAVE, DASH!"
>Rainbow wasn't ready to surrender.
>You sit up against a rock.
>Rainbow jumped at Gilda, only to be grabbed.
>Gilda twirled Rainbow around and threw her off the mountain.
>You and Gilda both watched as she lands on a cloud.
>Pegasus ponies...
>RainbowDash looks back at you.
>She was... crying?
>You doze into a daze, watching her cry on that lone cloud.
>"YEAH, AND STAY AWAY FROM THESE MOUNTAINS!"
>Your sense were brought back.
>Gilda's yelling did the trick.
>"Unbelievable! Anonymous I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HERE!"
>...
Im... Im sorry Gilda. I just wanted to see the view of PonyVille.
>"If you like it so much, why don't you just go there?!"
Gilda, I-
>Gilda began to walk back.

>You quickly ran after her.
Gilda... Come on! Just-
>Gilda turns her head away.
>You sigh.
Look, how can I make it up to yo-
>She socks you in the gut.
>You fall to your knees.
>"That should just about cover it."
Hehe ohhh...
>"C'mon, i'll go make some smores or something."
>Gilda's smores are the best!
>You both walk back to her house with not a rainbow is sight.