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  1. Precarious: Impromptu #No Idea: USER REQUESTS
  2.  
  3. Precarious: 1. What castle in Ireland might you be visiting if you wanted to kiss a famous stone?
  4.  
  5. occooa: potato
  6.  
  7. Woon1957: rosetta
  8.  
  9. occooa: famine
  10.  
  11. racefan12: Blarney
  12.  
  13. Liordi: Blarney
  14.  
  15. Liordi: oh
  16.  
  17. Liordi: i was offtab
  18.  
  19. Liordi: die
  20.  
  21. Precarious: race is correct
  22.  
  23. MyNameIsNothing: Does Ireland have lots of famous stoners?
  24.  
  25. Liordi: Yes.
  26.  
  27. Precarious: lol
  28.  
  29. racefan12: I was like... I guess the castle has the same name? idk
  30.  
  31. occooa: stoners
  32.  
  33. Liordi: I didn't even know there was a castle
  34.  
  35. Woon1957: psh how many famous stones can there be
  36.  
  37. racefan12: 608310932
  38.  
  39. sddsdd: rip
  40.  
  41. occooa: 348
  42.  
  43. Precarious: 2. What is the medical name for the sperm duct?
  44.  
  45. sddsdd: woon
  46.  
  47. Liordi: cocoa
  48.  
  49. Liordi: where ru u
  50.  
  51. occooa: dead
  52.  
  53. randomboy839: vas deferens
  54.  
  55. Woon1957: vas
  56.  
  57. Woon1957: sakj
  58.  
  59. Precarious: random is correct
  60.  
  61. sddsdd: dammit rendom
  62.  
  63. Precarious: race 1 random 1
  64.  
  65. occooa: omg yay rendom
  66.  
  67. MyNameIsNothing: urethra franklin
  68.  
  69. racefan12: I figured I'd recognize it when I saw it
  70.  
  71. Precarious: lolol
  72.  
  73. Woon1957: wut
  74.  
  75. Woon1957: oh
  76.  
  77. Woon1957: oops
  78.  
  79. racefan12: #mninpuns2014
  80.  
  81. MyNameIsNothing: more like
  82.  
  83. MyNameIsNothing: #WinninPuns2014
  84.  
  85. sddsdd: nop
  86.  
  87. racefan12: no
  88.  
  89. sddsdd: nop nop nop
  90.  
  91. MyNameIsNothing: (cuz winning)
  92.  
  93. MyNameIsNothing: (tee hee)
  94.  
  95. occooa: no
  96.  
  97. Precarious: 3. Name any school in the Harry Potter universe, other than Hogwarts.
  98.  
  99. MyNameIsNothing: warthogs
  100.  
  101. occooa: urethra
  102.  
  103. Woon1957: durmstrang
  104.  
  105. sddsdd: durstram
  106.  
  107. Precarious: Woon is correct
  108.  
  109. racefan12: dammy woon
  110.  
  111. Woon1957: beuxbatons
  112.  
  113. sddsdd: arfalrafgaflaraflg
  114.  
  115. Liordi: Is that the Russian one?
  116.  
  117. Woon1957: salem witch instut
  118.  
  119. racefan12: I was like I know this
  120.  
  121. Precarious: Note that I would have accepted Muggle schools as well :o
  122.  
  123. sddsdd: prec
  124.  
  125. sddsdd: goddammit
  126.  
  127. racefan12: hax
  128.  
  129. Precarious: race 1 random 1 woon 1
  130.  
  131. MyNameIsNothing: I def should've chosen Vocaloid as my category
  132.  
  133. MyNameIsNothing: cuz lol
  134.  
  135. occooa: omg me too
  136.  
  137. Woon1957: but I don't even remember the grey one that he was sent to in the first book
  138.  
  139. occooa: can we add a vocaloid question pl0x
  140.  
  141. racefan12: no
  142.  
  143. occooa: yes
  144.  
  145. Precarious: 4. What golfer has won the most major tournaments of all time?
  146.  
  147. MyNameIsNothing: tiger woods
  148.  
  149. Woon1957: tiger wods
  150.  
  151. occooa: tiger woods
  152.  
  153. racefan12: Nicklaus
  154.  
  155. randomboy839: jack nicklaus
  156.  
  157. MyNameIsNothing: rofl
  158.  
  159. Precarious: race is correct
  160.  
  161. sddsdd: jack
  162.  
  163. occooa: daaaat
  164.  
  165. Precarious: race 2 random 1 woon 1
  166.  
  167. MyNameIsNothing: it's literally impossible is gonna be answer to flash game question im certain
  168.  
  169. occooa: n
  170.  
  171. Precarious: 5. What was the first game on Kongregate to receive an impossible badge? (It no longer has that badge).
  172.  
  173. randomboy839: last stand
  174.  
  175. racefan12: The last stand
  176.  
  177. sddsdd: last stand
  178.  
  179. Precarious: random is correct
  180.  
  181. Woon1957: desktop
  182.  
  183. sddsdd: goddammit
  184.  
  185. occooa: daaat
  186.  
  187. MyNameIsNothing: k
  188.  
  189. Woon1957: lol wut it had an imp?
  190.  
  191. Precarious: race 2 random 2 woon 1
  192.  
  193. racefan12: yes
  194.  
  195. Liordi: Hard badge was initially an imp
  196.  
  197. Liordi: ?
  198.  
  199. MyNameIsNothing: hard badge was originally an imp
  200.  
  201. MyNameIsNothing: k
  202.  
  203. Precarious: The hard (Sniper) was originally an impossible (with more headshots, and including winning the game). It was split into two badges because an exploit made it too easy
  204.  
  205. Liordi: If you die, the headshots still accumulate.
  206.  
  207. Liordi: 2ez
  208.  
  209. Liordi: I don't think I have it, though
  210.  
  211. racefan12: (That's Mr. Dr. Professor Precarious to you)
  212.  
  213. MyNameIsNothing: Dr. Precarious and the Murder game thing
  214.  
  215. racefan12: pls
  216.  
  217. occooa: precarious is liek smrtr than a presario
  218.  
  219. Precarious: 6. What world capital also sounds like a type of envelope?
  220.  
  221. racefan12: spongebob
  222.  
  223. occooa: manila
  224.  
  225. sddsdd: manila
  226.  
  227. MyNameIsNothing: manilla
  228.  
  229. MyNameIsNothing: ****
  230.  
  231. racefan12: Manila
  232.  
  233. sddsdd: SON
  234.  
  235. Precarious: cocoa is correct
  236.  
  237. sddsdd: of a gun
  238.  
  239. MyNameIsNothing: i didnt spell it right tho lol
  240.  
  241. occooa: of a bitch
  242.  
  243. Liordi: sun of a gon
  244.  
  245. randomboy839: spongebob is correct
  246.  
  247. Precarious: race 2 random 2 woon 1 cocoa 1
  248.  
  249. racefan12: ^@random
  250.  
  251. occooa: lololol
  252.  
  253. sddsdd: really pushing the envelope here
  254.  
  255. randomboy839: bikini bottom sounds just like manila
  256.  
  257. racefan12: OK that was good
  258.  
  259. racefan12: @sdd
  260.  
  261. sddsdd: :)
  262.  
  263. occooa: bikini bottom is envelope
  264.  
  265. occooa: for a penis
  266.  
  267. Precarious: 7. St. Patrick is reputed to have rid Ireland of what kind of animal?
  268.  
  269. occooa: potato
  270.  
  271. Liordi: snake
  272.  
  273. racefan12: snakes
  274.  
  275. MyNameIsNothing: potatoes
  276.  
  277. Woon1957: goat
  278.  
  279. Precarious: Liordi is correct
  280.  
  281. occooa: sheep
  282.  
  283. MyNameIsNothing: cocoa pls
  284.  
  285. sddsdd: snakes on a plane
  286.  
  287. occooa: eg pls
  288.  
  289. occooa: snakes on a potato
  290.  
  291. Precarious: race 2 random 2 woon 1 cocoa 1 liordi 1
  292.  
  293. racefan12: every Prec hosted quiz is so close
  294.  
  295. occooa: lel
  296.  
  297. occooa: it is a mystery
  298.  
  299. Liordi: prec nose
  300.  
  301. Precarious: 8. Name any athlete who has won a track gold medal at the Olympics, other than Usain Bolt.
  302.  
  303. Liordi: jessica ennis
  304.  
  305. racefan12: Carl Lewis
  306.  
  307. occooa: michael phelps
  308.  
  309. randomboy839: idk
  310.  
  311. randomboy839: tyson gay
  312.  
  313. Woon1957: katie
  314.  
  315. sddsdd: jesse jordan
  316.  
  317. MyNameIsNothing: mini
  318.  
  319. Precarious: I actually had to look that up, but Liordi is correct apparently
  320.  
  321. racefan12: wow
  322.  
  323. sddsdd: mini is correct
  324.  
  325. racefan12: gg
  326.  
  327. occooa: what a sporty
  328.  
  329. Precarious: race 2 random 2 Liordi 2 woon 1 cocoa 1
  330.  
  331. occooa: diaper question
  332.  
  333. racefan12: lagtest
  334.  
  335. Precarious: 9. In sexual reproduction, an egg and a sperm combine to form what type of cell?
  336.  
  337. Liordi: sperm
  338.  
  339. Liordi: oh
  340.  
  341. Liordi: wow
  342.  
  343. occooa: embryo
  344.  
  345. Woon1957: zygot'e
  346.  
  347. Woon1957: zygote
  348.  
  349. randomboy839: gamete
  350.  
  351. Precarious: woon is correct
  352.  
  353. sddsdd: nice
  354.  
  355. occooa: lol rendom i thought of gamete first
  356.  
  357. Liordi: I just seen egg and cell
  358.  
  359. Precarious: race 2 random 2 Liordi 2 woon 2 cocoa 1
  360.  
  361. occooa: but i knew that was wrong and didn't know the rela answer
  362.  
  363. randomboy839: lol
  364.  
  365. occooa: wtf i said male reproductive system
  366.  
  367. racefan12: 20 messages show up at once
  368.  
  369. occooa: egg is a FEMALE
  370.  
  371. MyNameIsNothing: rip race
  372.  
  373. occooa: PREC WHY
  374.  
  375. randomboy839: you already got vas deferens
  376.  
  377. occooa: so
  378.  
  379. racefan12: [06:49:33 PM] occooa: eg is a FEMALE
  380.  
  381. racefan12: noted
  382.  
  383. occooa: it's true
  384.  
  385. Woon1957: Yay for knowing answer
  386.  
  387. sddsdd: *takes note*
  388.  
  389. Precarious: 10. Name any game on Kongregate that has THREE hard badges.
  390.  
  391. MyNameIsNothing: cant deny that
  392.  
  393. Woon1957: shift
  394.  
  395. sddsdd: mardek
  396.  
  397. MyNameIsNothing: mardek
  398.  
  399. MyNameIsNothing: 3
  400.  
  401. sddsdd: mardek 2
  402.  
  403. occooa: mardek 1
  404.  
  405. MyNameIsNothing: mardek 2 shitr
  406.  
  407. Precarious: sdd is correct
  408.  
  409. occooa: dat sdd
  410.  
  411. sddsdd: :D
  412.  
  413. MyNameIsNothing: Are there any others?
  414.  
  415. Precarious: The other is Hero's Arms
  416.  
  417. occooa: sdd u can win dis
  418.  
  419. MyNameIsNothing: oya
  420.  
  421. racefan12: lagged again
  422.  
  423. Precarious: race 2 random 2 liordi 2 woon 2 cocoa 1 sdd 1
  424.  
  425. MyNameIsNothing: mini 3
  426.  
  427. occooa: eg wut is ur sexual orientation
  428.  
  429. occooa: is it anything other than straight
  430.  
  431. MyNameIsNothing: asexual
  432.  
  433. occooa: die mj
  434.  
  435. MyNameIsNothing: pandemigodsexual
  436.  
  437. Liordi: yum
  438.  
  439. Precarious: 11. Name any Death Eater, other than Voldemort, Bellatrix, or Snape.
  440.  
  441. occooa: harry
  442.  
  443. Liordi: lucius malfoyu
  444.  
  445. MyNameIsNothing: harry potter
  446.  
  447. Woon1957: narcissus
  448.  
  449. randomboy839: a wot
  450.  
  451. Woon1957: adslklskdsad
  452.  
  453. Woon1957: :(
  454.  
  455. Precarious: I'm going to accept Liordi's answer
  456.  
  457. randomboy839: oh harry potter gross
  458.  
  459. MyNameIsNothing: i've never heard of the death eater adslklskdsad
  460.  
  461. occooa: lol ikr rendoim
  462.  
  463. Precarious: liordi 3 race 2 random 2 woon 2 cocoa 1 sdd 1
  464.  
  465. racefan12: ...Isn't it Narcissa?
  466.  
  467. racefan12: just curious
  468.  
  469. sddsdd: yes
  470.  
  471. Woon1957: yes shut up
  472.  
  473. Liordi: It is, yeah
  474.  
  475. sddsdd: narcissus is greek :D
  476.  
  477. racefan12: k
  478.  
  479. Precarious: 12. Name any dwarf planet in our solar system, other than Pluto.
  480.  
  481. occooa: ceres
  482.  
  483. sddsdd: eros
  484.  
  485. Woon1957: cers
  486.  
  487. Woon1957: lkasidjs
  488.  
  489. sddsdd: oops
  490.  
  491. racefan12: ceres
  492.  
  493. Precarious: cocoa is correct
  494.  
  495. sddsdd: dammit cocoa
  496.  
  497. MyNameIsNothing: ceres
  498.  
  499. Precarious: that was fast
  500.  
  501. sddsdd: I CAN STILL WIN THIS
  502.  
  503. racefan12: Wiggles is a dwarf planet
  504.  
  505. Liordi: I didn't know any. :x
  506.  
  507. Precarious: liordi 3 race 2 random 2 woon 2 cocoa 2 sdd 1
  508.  
  509. occooa: wiggles is a gas giant*
  510.  
  511. racefan12: ...
  512.  
  513. racefan12: ok
  514.  
  515. racefan12: I keep thinking I'm lagging
  516.  
  517. MyNameIsNothing: prec is just trying to find a good vocaloid question
  518.  
  519. occooa: yay
  520.  
  521. racefan12: no
  522.  
  523. occooa: wat is te best vocaloid
  524.  
  525. racefan12: Po
  526.  
  527. occooa: n
  528.  
  529. randomboy839: teal
  530.  
  531. Liordi: r
  532.  
  533. randomboy839: purple
  534.  
  535. occooa: te answer wuz hatsune miku
  536.  
  537. MyNameIsNothing: Pontealr?
  538.  
  539. Precarious: 13. What album famously depicts a triangular prism refracting light into its component rainbow colors against a black background?
  540.  
  541. occooa: dark side of the moon
  542.  
  543. MyNameIsNothing: dark ****
  544.  
  545. racefan12: Dark side of the moon
  546.  
  547. Precarious: cocoa is correct
  548.  
  549. racefan12: yeah
  550.  
  551. Woon1957: lebossle
  552.  
  553. sddsdd: h4x h4x
  554.  
  555. randomboy839: oh
  556.  
  557. Precarious: liordi 3 cocoa 3 race 2 random 2 woon 2 sdd 1
  558.  
  559. Woon1957: dark side of the wooin
  560.  
  561. racefan12: dat
  562.  
  563. occooa: the dark side of wooing
  564.  
  565. MyNameIsNothing: wooin
  566.  
  567. racefan12: wooin is woon & awein
  568.  
  569. Precarious: 14. Name the first four presidents of the United States.
  570.  
  571. Liordi: washington
  572.  
  573. Woon1957: Wat
  574.  
  575. Liordi: and 3 others
  576.  
  577. randomboy839: washington adams jefferson madison
  578.  
  579. racefan12: washington, adams, jefferson, madison
  580.  
  581. MyNameIsNothing: washington and the others
  582.  
  583. occooa: daaat
  584.  
  585. sddsdd: goddammit
  586.  
  587. Precarious: random is correct
  588.  
  589. Woon1957: washington obama jefferson ronald reagan
  590.  
  591. sddsdd: I CLOSED OUT OF MY WINDOW D:
  592.  
  593. Precarious: lol woon
  594.  
  595. MyNameIsNothing: woon wins
  596.  
  597. occooa: i knew the first and third
  598.  
  599. occooa: and im canadian
  600.  
  601. occooa: do i win
  602.  
  603. sddsdd: I was so good with presidents before
  604.  
  605. MyNameIsNothing: coincidentally those are also our only 4 presidents ever
  606.  
  607. randomboy839: wow i didn't completely forget my ush
  608.  
  609. Woon1957: psh I knew the first
  610.  
  611. racefan12: Clearly the fourth President was Prec
  612.  
  613. occooa: i hope i never have 2 tack ush 8)
  614.  
  615. Precarious: liordi 3 cocoa 3 random 3 race 2 woon 2 sdd 1
  616.  
  617. MyNameIsNothing: I have USH next year hype
  618.  
  619. randomboy839: i hope race gets this vocaloid question
  620.  
  621. occooa: poor eg
  622.  
  623. racefan12: I wouldn't even have a guess, ranodm
  624.  
  625. occooa: miku
  626.  
  627. racefan12: at least Prec has Pikachu for pokemon
  628.  
  629. Woon1957: enobizaka
  630.  
  631. randomboy839: what is pokemon #348
  632.  
  633. occooa: i think miku would be the answer to any prec vocaloid question 8)
  634.  
  635. occooa: or "world is mine"
  636.  
  637. racefan12: I actually odn't know that
  638.  
  639. Precarious: 15. Name any male tennis player who has won a Slam in the last 10 years, other than Federer, Nadal, or Djokovic.
  640.  
  641. sddsdd: murray
  642.  
  643. racefan12: Wawrinka
  644.  
  645. Liordi: lol sdd
  646.  
  647. Precarious: sdd is correct
  648.  
  649. occooa: daaaat
  650.  
  651. MyNameIsNothing: my sisters boyfriend plays tennis
  652.  
  653. MyNameIsNothing: can i have a point for that
  654.  
  655. occooa: I PALY TENNIS
  656.  
  657. sddsdd: now
  658.  
  659. occooa: CAN I WIN THE QUIZ FOR THAT
  660.  
  661. racefan12: Prec ended another quiz with Wawrinka as the answer
  662.  
  663. Precarious: liordi 3 cocoa 3 random 3 race 2 woon 2 sdd 2
  664.  
  665. randomboy839: wow
  666.  
  667. sddsdd: if only I got the vans deferens problem
  668.  
  669. Precarious: we're going to overtime
  670.  
  671. occooa: go rendom
  672.  
  673. randomboy839: no
  674.  
  675. racefan12: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERTIME
  676.  
  677. occooa: yes
  678.  
  679. occooa: let's go in OT
  680.  
  681. racefan12: go liordi
  682.  
  683. randomboy839: ew no
  684.  
  685. occooa: the best forum
  686.  
  687. Liordi: go me
  688.  
  689. occooa: go racefan
  690.  
  691. randomboy839: obviously /ck/ is the best forum
  692.  
  693. occooa: /b/
  694.  
  695. randomboy839: no
  696.  
  697. occooa: yes
  698.  
  699. Precarious: Here's what we're going to do to shake things up
  700.  
  701. occooa: /fit/
  702.  
  703. MyNameIsNothing: /2/ (kappa)
  704.  
  705. Woon1957: 30 questions
  706.  
  707. Woon1957: duh.
  708.  
  709. randomboy839: that's the worst behind /pol/
  710.  
  711. racefan12: everyone is still in it
  712.  
  713. Precarious: Everyone vote on an overtime question subject--except the three participants
  714.  
  715. occooa: w0w
  716.  
  717. Woon1957: Harry potter
  718.  
  719. racefan12: hm
  720.  
  721. MyNameIsNothing: vocaloid
  722.  
  723. racefan12: Publicly?
  724.  
  725. sddsdd: Happry Plopper
  726.  
  727. Precarious: sure
  728.  
  729. occooa: omg don't do harry potter
  730.  
  731. racefan12: chemistry
  732.  
  733. occooa: that gives liordi advantage duh
  734.  
  735. Liordi: yeah
  736.  
  737. MyNameIsNothing: who're the 3 in tiebreaker?
  738.  
  739. Liordi: much advantage
  740.  
  741. occooa: rendom and i don't know any harry potter
  742.  
  743. sddsdd: oh
  744.  
  745. MyNameIsNothing: sdd cocoa and li?
  746.  
  747. Liordi: me random cocoa
  748.  
  749. sddsdd: then vocaloid
  750.  
  751. MyNameIsNothing: k
  752.  
  753. sddsdd: not me :(
  754.  
  755. racefan12: >sdd
  756.  
  757. Precarious: three in tiebreaker are Li, cocoa, random
  758.  
  759. randomboy839: i hope cocoa gets this vocaloid question so she can show off her true weeaboo self
  760.  
  761. occooa: wow
  762.  
  763. occooa: inb4 did somebody say weeaboo
  764.  
  765. Liordi: [vote: ireland]
  766.  
  767. MyNameIsNothing: cocoa is melbouneboy reincarnate
  768.  
  769. Precarious: vocaloid is not a valid option because I know literally nothing about it, and thus couldn't even do a Pikachu type question
  770.  
  771. occooa: google vocaloid
  772.  
  773. Woon1957: #16 name any pokemon besides pikachu
  774.  
  775. occooa: >melbouneboy
  776.  
  777. MyNameIsNothing: edm
  778.  
  779. occooa: swinub
  780.  
  781. sddsdd: pikachu
  782.  
  783. sddsdd: wait
  784.  
  785. sddsdd: crap
  786.  
  787. Precarious: ralts
  788.  
  789. randomboy839: loool
  790.  
  791. occooa: ralts <333
  792.  
  793. occooa: gardevoir
  794.  
  795. Precarious: this i've learned
  796.  
  797. randomboy839: male ralts
  798.  
  799. Precarious: from hearing cocoa say it 5342342542354 times
  800.  
  801. occooa: yes, ralts is male, problem? :)))
  802.  
  803. occooa: despite ralts's gender distribution thingy being 50/50
  804.  
  805. occooa: he is male
  806.  
  807. Precarious: Okay, with no further suggestions, question 16 incoming
  808.  
  809. occooa: oh no what is iut
  810.  
  811. racefan12: it's 90s nostalgia
  812.  
  813. Precarious: good idea
  814.  
  815. occooa: no
  816.  
  817. occooa: sunglasses
  818.  
  819. Precarious: topic is now 90s nostalgia
  820.  
  821. occooa: NO
  822.  
  823. Liordi: lel
  824.  
  825. randomboy839: so much nostalgia for the 90s
  826.  
  827. Woon1957: nop
  828.  
  829. racefan12: :)
  830.  
  831. Liordi: i wasnt born hax :(
  832.  
  833. occooa: pls no prec pls no
  834.  
  835. occooa: i was born in 1999 omg no you can't
  836.  
  837. randomboy839: lolol
  838.  
  839. racefan12: random wins because oldest
  840.  
  841. occooa: lolol
  842.  
  843. sddsdd: prec wins
  844.  
  845. occooa: rendom s like 25
  846.  
  847. sddsdd: actually
  848.  
  849. sddsdd: somehow
  850.  
  851. Precarious: 16. What children's horror show on Nickelodeon always began with "Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society..."?
  852.  
  853. occooa: IDKKK
  854.  
  855. Liordi: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE
  856.  
  857. Liordi: idk
  858.  
  859. Woon1957: THE ONE
  860.  
  861. randomboy839: are you afraid of the dark
  862.  
  863. Woon1957: OMG I KNOW THIS
  864.  
  865. Woon1957: THAT
  866.  
  867. Precarious: random is correct
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