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  1. 2015-04-29 08:38:35 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the lever inside the vehicle, blindly popping the hood, as he then proceeds to -
  2. 2015-04-29 08:38:59 ★ -position himself infront of said vehicle, reaching the hood upwards as he exposes the- ((Dustin Bryant))
  3. 2015-04-29 08:39:20 ★ - RB20DE. Dustin then reaches for his tool cart, withdrawing a ratchet with 13mm socket, as- ((Dustin Bryant))
  4. 2015-04-29 08:39:32 ★ he starts to dismount the engine cover by loosening the hinges. ((Dustin Bryant))
  5. 2015-04-29 08:40:12 ★ Dustin Bryant wraps his fingers around the hood cover, lifting it off with aid from NPC Mark, as he then -
  6. 2015-04-29 08:40:30 ★ -places it against the wall, on a rubber mat. Dustin peers around the engine, sighing a bit, ((Dustin Bryant))
  7. 2015-04-29 08:40:52 ★ -before grabbing a black triangular container, shoving it below the engine, as he lays on- ((Dustin Bryant))
  8. 2015-04-29 08:41:08 ★ -a cart and rolls himself beneath the vehicle, in order to start draining the fluids from - ((Dustin Bryant))
  9. 2015-04-29 08:41:11 ★ -said engine. ((Dustin Bryant))
  10. 2015-04-29 08:42:01 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for inbus 8 MM as he uses aforementioned tool to turn the bolt in the oil carter -
  11. 2015-04-29 08:42:19 ★ -counter-clockwise, thus loosening it, before then taking over with his hand, eventually - ((Dustin Bryant))
  12. 2015-04-29 08:42:35 ★ -causing the carter bolt to come off, as oil starts to run into the container. ((Dustin Bryant))
  13. 2015-04-29 08:43:03 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the cooling hose, using a flathead screwdriver to loosen up the hose clamp, as -
  14. 2015-04-29 08:43:24 ★ -he then pulls it off, spilling a splash over his overalls, before then positioning the - ((Dustin Bryant))
  15. 2015-04-29 08:43:36 ★ -container to catch both the coolant and the old oil. ((Dustin Bryant))
  16. 2015-04-29 08:44:00 ★ Dustin Bryant rolls himself further beneath the engine, peering around as he then rolls from underneath, -
  17. 2015-04-29 08:44:06 ★ -pushing himself up ((Dustin Bryant))
  18. 2015-04-29 08:45:52 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the engine, pulling it carelessly, as he then grunts, stepping away, and rolling
  19. 2015-04-29 08:45:58 ★ -the hoist to nearby. ((Dustin Bryant))
  20. 2015-04-29 08:46:27 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the ratchet, mounting a 10mm socket on it, as he reaches for the ground cable on
  21. 2015-04-29 08:46:37 ★ -the battery, in order to disconnect it. ((Dustin Bryant))
  22. 2015-04-29 08:47:16 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the fan, disconnecting it's two-wire connector, as he then uses the 10mm socket
  23. 2015-04-29 08:47:32 ★ -and ratchet to disassemble it from the engine, prior to taking it out from the engine bay. ((Dustin Bryant))
  24. 2015-04-29 08:54:57 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches over to the fuel line, taking the hose clamp off with a plier, before then taking -
  25. 2015-04-29 08:55:19 ★ the hose off it's mount and shoving a bolt into the hose, to make sure no fuel leaks. ((Dustin Bryant))
  26. 2015-04-29 09:00:27 ★ Dustin Bryant guides his hands over the engine bay for the coming minutes, making himself disconnect all -
  27. 2015-04-29 09:00:35 ★ -electric wiring leading from the interior to the engine. ((Dustin Bryant))
  28. 2015-04-29 09:01:44 ★ Dustin Bryant lowers himself onto the cart again, rolling himself to below the vehicle in order to-
  29. 2015-04-29 09:01:50 ★ -dismount the exhaust. ((Dustin Bryant))
  30. 2015-04-29 09:04:41 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the exhaust as it comes off, shoving it from underneath the vehicle, shortly -
  31. 2015-04-29 09:05:04 ★ -before rolling himself from underneath the vehicle. ((Dustin Bryant))
  32. 2015-04-29 09:09:21 ★ Dustin Bryant grabs some tools, lowering himself onto the cart again, prior to starting to loosen up the -
  33. 2015-04-29 09:09:24 ★ -tranny mounts. ((Dustin Bryant))
  34. 2015-04-29 09:09:35 ★ This would take him a good 15 minutes. ((Dustin Bryant))
  35. 2015-04-29 09:09:54 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches from under the engine again, as he then stands up, rolling the hoist nearby, as he -
  36. 2015-04-29 09:10:14 ★ -begins to chain the engine onto the hoist, prior to pumping tension on the chain using his ((Dustin Bryant))
  37. 2015-04-29 09:10:19 ★ -right leg and foot. ((Dustin Bryant))
  38. 2015-04-29 09:14:50 ★ Dustin Bryant starts to disconnect all of the engine mounts, pumping the hoist up as he goes.
  39. 2015-04-29 09:16:37 ★ The engine would hang clear, along with transmission after a good while. ((Dustin Bryant))
  40. 2015-04-29 09:17:05 ★ Dustin Bryant turns the mobile hoist around, slowly swinging the engine inside the loading bay of the van-
  41. 2015-04-29 09:17:19 ★ -as he lowers it down upon the surface, disconnecting the chain. ((Dustin Bryant))
  42. 2015-04-29 09:17:41 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches over to his right, cnnecting the chain onto the RB26DETT with pre-mounted R33 tranny
  43. 2015-04-29 09:17:58 ★ -shortly before pumping the hoist up again, causing the engine to float in the air. ((Dustin Bryant))
  44. 2015-04-29 09:34:17 ✪ Dustin Bryant issues Dustin Bryant a LSFD badge, reading Firefighter/Paramedic Class II - #304.
  45. 2015-04-29 09:35:17 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the hoist, rolling it backwards, and makes the engine hover over the vehicle.
  46. 2015-04-29 09:35:20 *Dustin Bryant puts a Old RB26DE engine inside the 2007 Ford Econoline Wagon E350 XL.*
  47. 2015-04-29 09:35:44 ★ Dustin Bryant tilts the RB26DETT and tranny, slowly lowering the engine inside the bay, careful not to hit
  48. 2015-04-29 09:35:46 ★ -anything. ((Dustin Bryant))
  49. 2015-04-29 09:40:48 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the engine mounts, bringing them inside the engine bay after lowering the engine
  50. 2015-04-29 09:41:02 ★ -inside there, continueing to mount them with the supplied bolts. ((Dustin Bryant))
  51. 2015-04-29 09:45:24 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the fuel line, taking the bolt out, as he shoves it onto the engine, using the -
  52. 2015-04-29 09:45:36 ★ -pliers in order to clamp the hose onto the engine. ((Dustin Bryant))
  53. 2015-04-29 09:52:24 ★ Dustin Bryant guides his hands along the engine bay, fitting all electronic wiring onto the engine-
  54. 2015-04-29 09:52:57 ★ - prior to turning around, and leaning against the vehicle, rubbing his hands with a dirty - ((Dustin Bryant))
  55. 2015-04-29 09:52:59 ★ -cloth. ((Dustin Bryant))
  56. 2015-04-29 09:54:20 ★ Dustin Bryant turns again, tossing the cloth towards the workbench on his left, as he then lowers himself-
  57. 2015-04-29 09:54:28 ★ -and rolls onto the cart. ((Dustin Bryant))
  58. 2015-04-29 09:56:16 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches below the transmission, glancing around, prior to fitting the transmission mounts.
  59. 2015-04-29 09:56:35 ★ Dustin Bryant grabs for the impact wrench, bolting the mounts onto the lower side of the vehicle.
  60. 2015-04-29 09:57:29 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the cross member, fitting it onto the transmission, coughing a few time,-
  61. 2015-04-29 09:57:51 ★ -before then grabbing onto the exhaust near the wall, pulling it closer by, as he fits it - ((Dustin Bryant))
  62. 2015-04-29 09:58:23 ★ -in the rubber mounts in a split second, continuing to use a exhaust clamp near the exhaust- ((Dustin Bryant))
  63. 2015-04-29 09:58:31 ★ -manifold after rolling himself more towards the engine. ((Dustin Bryant))
  64. 2015-04-29 10:00:16 ★ Dustin Bryant rolls himself from below the engine, as he then looks at the car, stepping towards the -
  65. 2015-04-29 10:00:19 ★ -driver's seat. ((Dustin Bryant))
  66. 2015-04-29 10:01:39 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the key, turning it clockwise as he has the clutch kicked in.
  67. 2015-04-29 10:01:51 ★ The engine roars, spinning at around 1000 RPM. ((Dustin Bryant))
  68. 2015-04-29 10:02:38 ★ Dustin Bryant kills the engine, moving himself off the seat, as he squats down, and reaches for the dash-
  69. 2015-04-29 10:02:57 ★ -board, in order to remove the plastic panels, and reveal the fuse box and steering column. ((Dustin Bryant))
  70. 2015-04-29 10:03:43 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches down along the steering column, feeling around the end of the steering knuckles, -
  71. 2015-04-29 10:03:48 ★ -touching his way around the ECU. ((Dustin Bryant))
  72. 2015-04-29 10:04:58 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the connector, struggling to pull it off, before then succeeding, grasping onto-
  73. 2015-04-29 10:05:06 ★ -the whole unit, slowly sliding it out from it's mount. ((Dustin Bryant))
  74. 2015-04-29 10:06:18 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches over to the box with the Haltech ECU unit, unpacking it, before then reaching it-
  75. 2015-04-29 10:06:29 ★ -inside the vehicle, sliding it into the mount, before attaching the connector. ((Dustin Bryant))
  76. 2015-04-29 10:08:29 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches over to the plastic panels, reaching them over to the dashboard, as he clicks them-
  77. 2015-04-29 10:08:31 ★ -in place. ((Dustin Bryant))
  78. 2015-04-29 10:10:30 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for his laptop, using the COMMS-to-USB cable to connect the car to the laptop, prior
  79. 2015-04-29 10:11:01 ★ -to clicking the Nissan Data Center shortcut on his desktop, opening the software, as he - ((Dustin Bryant))
  80. 2015-04-29 10:11:05 ★ -reads the vehicle into his laptop. ((Dustin Bryant))
  81.  
  82. 2015-04-29 10:11:32 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the mousepad, mousing around as he fucks about with the ECU's mapping for a bit,
  83. 2015-04-29 10:11:38 ★ eventually coming to a good set-up. ((Dustin Bryant))
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