Money! - /v/ the musical IV

Billy: Oh mighty wishing star, I wish I had a good game that everyone would play with me right now!
Well hello there little boy.
Have the cash?
We need to reach the stretch goals.
Don't be frightened by the price for the goal
I just want to make my own dreams come true
Billy: Hey whatcha trying to do?
Billy: Trying to squeeze out my money?
Well, I'm just normal average guy in this place
Just doing a Kickstarter for some dough
You can see that I'm doing well, but not well enough
So why don't be a pal
And give me your SHIT!
Billy: Okay!
Billy: Don't worry new buddy, I'll give you all of my lifesavings!
Billy: Okay! what's the risk?
Meteor: NO FUCKING RISK! (spoken)
Now that you have backed me
Go on /v/ and shitpost it everywhere
You'd be doing him a favor if he backed for my game
They ain't using their money they're on beg threads!
Spread the word on /vp/
They haven't been on /v/ since 2010
Their threads are just about Sun & Moon
Money on preorders, so tell them it's like Pokemon Sapphire.
Money, money, I won't lie,
I'll take it for all the equipment.
Sure they might think it's strange
But I'm completely know they won't care
After I built my own PC
Money, Money, It's okay
It doesn't matter if it's pounds or yen
And if they think it's a little strange.
They won't think twice.
If it's in it's ''rough stages''
Go take a look on /vr/,
A question mark box says that we're at 50%!
I can suck up their frogskin like Mister Mosquito
And thirty seconds later, I'm begging for more.
Then creep on down into /vg/
Sneak past the poor-ass the janitor
Ask the latest news of Persona 5 and STALKER
And tell any other fags you see.
Money, money, I won't lie,
I'll take it for all the equipment.
Sure they might think it's strange
But I'm completely know they won't care
After I built my own PC
Money, Money, It's okay
It doesn't matter if it's pounds or yen
And if they think it's a little strange.
They won't think twice.
Money, Money, I love it, I need it.
My wallet jumps for joy when it's in.
Dollars, 5's, 10's, 20's, 100's
They're so delectable especially from newfags
No time to get a job in a store
My pockets rumbling'
I got a need to fill it.
Never toke any surveys
It's always a small amount
I just need to make a fake Kickstarter about games. OHHHHHH
You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single fag from /v/
But with all this cash, I can't help think.
That there is still more out there for dough
Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Didn't you even told your friends about it?
Bring them down to meet them
And I'll promise you'll be in the Special Thanks.
Money, money, I won't lie,
I'll take it for all the equipment.
Sure they might think it's strange
But I'm completely know they won't care
After I built my own PC
Money, Money, It's okay
It doesn't matter if it's pounds or yen
And if they think it's a little strange.
They won't think twice.
If it's in it's ''rough stages''
MONEY
Give me their money...
Bring me their money!!
Bring me their money!!
Muhahahahahahaha!