a game of sticky note

>its been a few months sense nightmare night. luna seams to have made friends with ponyville... a small stepping stone, but none the less, she is getting somewhere.
>what concersns you is she made a "friend" while there... a talking box.
>at first the box made you feel sad, thinking you sister was going off the deep end again, but when you heard it talk, you know it was real.
>apparently there are rules for this box... and the main one is, luna is to not use it when others can hear it.
>so... you cant talk to the person on the other end... well.. damnit... now you have to know.
>one night you stole the box, trying to use it... to no avail.
>you than tried to look into the box, at which point it blew up and shot blue dye everhwere.
this scared the hell out of you.
>and pissed you off...
>luna was angry beyond words to know her friend blew up. but was VERY amused when she saw you... and your dilemma... shave or be blue.
>the dye was magic, and made the fur grow back blue even if you were to shave it... so till the magic was gone, you were misted blue...
>3 days later, twilight sent a package through normal mail... to luna...
>you gave it to her, of coarse, not opening it.
>but when luna tried, she couldn't either...
>so you used your magic...
>and the box said
>"you want to be dyed again?"
>needless to say you backed the fuck off.
>well, backed the fuck up out of the room
>luna, ecstatic
>you, pissed

>but now, a package came for you.
>and it said, 6 elements and 2 sisters together
>you called the elements, and your sister, who has some idea as to what is going on.
>the elements arrive as fast as they can, and you dispose of the pleasantries.

>with the 7 here, you press the button.
>"well damn, took you long enough... so... celestia... why so blue?"
>you are not happy, while pinkie and luna are both laughing at it.
"we are all here, what do you want?"
>"straight to the point, ok, the gala... the most boring party in equestria, and its happening soon"
>you raise your eyebrow...
"what do you want with it"
>"liven it up with a game, in which you each participate"
>taken a bit aback by that, you look at the ponies... only twilight shows concern
"oh? and how will you do that"
>"hehe... a game... think of it like tag, i try to tag you, unknowingly to you, and whoever i tag the most, is the loser of the night."
>he serious?
>you decide to play along
"if we dont know, how will we know you tagged us?"
>"hehe... i will mark you, discretely. no one besides you 8 will know what the mark is, or why its there, but you will know"
>nerves are a bit unhinged at this asshole... but just than
>pinkie "so what are we doing, just sitting here doing nothing? that doesn't sound like a fun game"
>"right, pinkie gets it... no, you wont be doing nothing, you will be looking for me. trying to find out who i am and where i am."
>he wants to be found
>"you only get one guess, and i have to be in your hooves when you make the guess or it wont count"
>so we just grab everyone
>pinkie"so like a game of hide and seak, you know i am really good at hide and seak"
>"hehehehe... i bet... but you couldn't find me last time you were looking. and you never even noticed me on the train car here"
>again, twilight makes you proud, as you aren't the only one who understood what those words meant.

>"besides pinkie, you have already been tagged"
>what?
>you all look at pinkie
"no she hasnt"
>"left side of her ass, above cuttie mark"
>there it was... a piece of pink paper
>and you cant magic it off
"why wont it come off?"
>"only the one its attacked to will be able to remove it"
>to which pinkie does imedately.
>pinkie "hehehe *giggle snort* hehe... you got me... but i never noticed you do it"
>and that's what worries you
>"and that's what will make this game so much fun!"
>luna, allong with 4 of the girls are excited about this... are you fucking serious?
>twilight and fluttershy look worried... different reasons for each, but at least its soemthing
>"and if we refuse to participate?"
>you had to know
>"you are the only one objecting, so... i dye your fur permanently plad?"
i would love to see you try
>"you want your mark in the game to be dye instead of a sticky note?"
>you go pale... that is one thing you defiantly do not want ever again.
"fine we play by your rules"
>"good, run them down"
>"1 - i tag you the most, you lose"
>"2 - you find me, you win no matter the tags"
>"3 - you get once chance at 2, you batch it, and you are out of the game entirely, you will be in a hotel room for the rest of the night, or till everyone fails at finding me"
>though you dont like 3, you decide to not object.
"fine, we are ok with your terms."
>"woot! by celestias beard, this will be an epic game of sticky note."
>the fuck did he just say?
>everyone is raiseing eyebrows,
>they than look at you...
>jaws
>on the floor
>pinkie, dash, luna
>on sides laughing
>rarity, applejack, snickering
>twilight... stareing
>flutter... looking around
>she brings a mirror

>you slowly look
>on your chin, you about your knees,
>pastel paper, in the shape if a beard
>rage, building
>you will find him
>you will catch him
>you will humiliate him

>you take the beard off, and decide to go out to your garden, trying to think of how he did it.
>no one seen him
>no one felt the magic
>not even pinkey knew he was there
>you look up tward the sky
mother fucker
>in the clouds, it reads 'by celestias beard its on' below it, a crude cloud drawing fo you with a beard.

>scratch the humiliate
>you will kill him if its the last thing you do.