Random functions...

import time

def weirdprint(mess,slp):
    n=0
    cons=78
    nmode=1
    while True:
        if n<0:
            nmode=1
            n+=1
        if nmode:
            n+=1
        else:
            n-=1
        if n>cons-len(mess):
            nmode=0
            n-=1
        print " "*n+mess+" "*(cons-n-len(mess))+"\r",
        time.sleep(slp)

def leetize(string,leetz=("etiolsazbg","3710154289"),shorts={
    "you":"U","You":"U","YOU":"U",
    "too":"2","Too":"2","TOO":"2",
    "to":"2","To":"2","TO":"2",
    "are":"R","Are":"R","ARE":"R",
    "awesome":"awsum","Awesome":"Awsum","AWESOME":"AWSUM",
    "for":"4","For":"4","FOR":"4",
    "at":"@","At":"@","AT":"@",
    "laugh":"lol","Laugh":"lol","LAUGH":"LOL",
    }):
    res=""
    for i in shorts:
        string=string.replace(i,shorts[i])
    for i in string:
        if i.lower() in leetz[0]:
            res+=leetz[1][leetz[0].index(i.lower())]
        else:res+=i
    return res