The Forest of Death surrounded him. Jacobi was running low on supplies, and it had been hours since he was in contact with the other two ninjas of the Hidden Village of the Rain. Their contingency plan to rendezvous outside the tower in the middle of the forest was hampered by how utterly impenetrable it was, even for the ninja who had mastered the Mitarashi Art: Aqua Clarity Kick.

Suddenly, Jacobi sensed the presence of a scion of the house of Hyuuga. Even the ninjas of the Rain Village recognized the impossibly sure, gentle footfalls of a ninja who had perfect knowledge of what laid below his feet. Jacobi reached for the shurikens that had already been spent hours ago, and immediately scolded himself for the wasteful movement. His training taught him to maintain his distance outside the spherical visual field of the Byakugan, but at this range any movement on his part would just as surely give away his position. And regardless, he was not sent here to show the Konohagakure-nin how well the Ninja of the Rain avoided conflict; if that Hyuuga possessed one of the Scrolls of Heaven or Earth, he was obligated to obtain it for his team. Jacobi leapt.

The clearing that Jacobi reached was empty, but this was expected. He immediately started a search pattern for the other ninja, striking out at the densest parts of the foliage where a Byakugan afforded the most advantage. It wasn't long before his ranging approach was reciprocated by a blur of movement on his left. Jacobi's arm instinctively strikes out and is rendered numb almost upon impact; the Gentle Fist art of the Hyuuga was indeed formidable. He counters with Mitarashi Art: Wave Cutter of Water Lillies, and manages to force a guard out of the Hyuuga ninja. As the combat dragged on, Jacobi realized that he could not afford to use his most powerful jutsu without having his limbs sealed, but the opponent could not attack through Jacobi's blinding speed. A stalemate.

The two stopped their repeating pattern of attack and counterattack long enough for Jacobi to finally get a good look at his opponent. Slight build, long hair, and of course the hereditary Byakugan. But Jacobi was not expecting to see a gentleness in the almost blank canvas of his eyes. And he noted that the Hyuuga-nin was similarly speculative of his own body. The sudden movement of his opponent was unexpected, and Jacobi reflexively lashed out with Mitarashi Art: Cyclone Slicer Fist. A mistake, thought Jacobi, as remaining arm was rendered useless, and a followup palm technique on his legs made any chance of escape impossible.

Jacobi awaited the death that came for any ninja caught on the battlefield, but something was amiss. The way that the Hyuuga gazed at him was the look of someone who wanted an entirely different sort of prey. His hand reached out to grasp Jacobi's face, and Jacobi could not stop himself from flinching. The other ninja spoke for the first time since their encounter.

"Your eyes may say no, but your tenketsu say yes."

And with a simple sweep of his palms, Jacobi was laid bare. The Hyuuga-nin embraced him, and whispered a short sentence into his ear: "My name is Neji." At this distance, Jacobi could see the individual veins clustered around the Byakugan throb erotically, pulsating with a rhythm that suggested a primal and intimate dance. Jacobi felt an exploratory palm wander down his abdomen until it stopped at a particularly sensitive chakra, the one they did not normally teach to the genin.

"Your dick chakras; I can see them."

The probing intensified, until hundreds of Jacobi's tenketsu were aflame. Things had long since gotten interesting, thought Jacobi, not trusting his ability to vocalize anything right now. He felt the soft, insistent pressure upon the secret Ninth Gate, which was hidden in his prostate. Jacobi could no longer stay silent.

"Pl... Please, Neji-san..."

"Call me Husbando-kun."

"Please, Husbando-kun, Gentle Fist me. Show me the secret erotic arts of the Hyuuga."

Neji's only reply was to slowly make a fist, and push directly upon Jacobi's anus. The gentle insistence eventually broke through Jacobi's nubile anus, until Neji was eventually using the Hyuuga arts directly on his colon. Jacobi's eyes rolled back, and he filled the air with his moans.

"Husbando-kun! Please use the 8 Trigrams 32 Palms technique inside my anus! I beg of you upon my honor as a ninja of the Hidden Village of the Rain!"

"I am only a member of the branch house of the Hyuuga. But while the main family has sealed my eyes, they didn't seal my balls."

And so Husbando-kun slowly reached for the fastener around his waist, and let his pants drop to the ground. His undergarments followed soon after. But as his penis slowly reached tumescence, it started pulsating rapidly until suddenly, Orochimaru burst out of Neji's dick.

As both Jacobi and Neji faced the snakeman in shock, Orochimaru opened his mouth and said,

"JAJAJA, SONRÍE CON LA PRESENCIA DE LA GRAN COLA DE VENENO"