World's Oldest Fluffy Pony Story

>Fluffy pony put in river
>Fluffy pony survives in a basket of reeds
>Fluffy pony adopted by Pharaoh
>Fluffy pony speaks to pony God
>Pony God tells fluffy pony to free other fluffy ponies
>Fluffy pony unleashes ten plagues on Egypt, one of which is the plague of spaghetti falling out of your pockets
>Pharoah lets fluffy ponies go
>Fluffy ponies arrive at red sea
>Fluffy pony parts sea with help of pony God to get fluffy ponies across
>half way through the sea, fluffy pony sees a cuddlefish and gets distracted
>all fluffy ponies drown
>and not a single fuck was given that day