tfw a Jellyfish solves your lovelife

* arthurianNoblesse begins espering stardustBlockbuster
arthurianNoblesse
LILY ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
stardustBlockbuster
ledciiiviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
leviiiii
arthurianNoblesse
LIly?
stardustBlockbuster
levi heyyyyyyuyyyyyyy
hioiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hoi hoi hio
arthurianNoblesse
HEllo?
stardustBlockbuster
leviiii our rwwxt olcors
re soo preety
arthurianNoblesse
I Suppose they can be viewed as such.
stardustBlockbuster
levfi am i prety
i wanaaaaaaa
bre pretyiyyy
arthurianNoblesse
I"m terribly sorry, but I Can't understand what you are trying to write.
stardustBlockbuster
leveaviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
arthurianNoblesse
HAve I Caught you at an inopportune moment?
stardustBlockbuster
iuris s prety
iwanner breerr cutr likeki oairis
schhhhhhhhch
shhhhhh
sthis is hte bets sstime
arthurianNoblesse
ARe you speaking in ENglish? I Am afraid I Am unable to understand what you are saying.
stardustBlockbuster
erverythin iias ogsood
arthurianNoblesse
EVerything is good?
stardustBlockbuster
yasssssss
arthurianNoblesse
IS there a reason as to why you are making so many spelling errors? IS everything alright?
stardustBlockbuster
l;olfefli
levriiiiii
iiiaiiiiii
i havbe a pictreu
4 u
* stardustBlockbuster sends a picture of the ground
arthurianNoblesse
AH, you have a picture for me.
stardustBlockbuster
aaAASSSAAAaa
tats
rongf
pictre
arthurianNoblesse
I"m sorry, what exactly are you trying to say?
stardustBlockbuster
thde jsrllyfisch
arthurianNoblesse
IT's dreadfully difficult to understand you like this, are you sure you're well?
stardustBlockbuster
r soi prtttytty
aysayssssssss
ikm asthe basttttt
arthurianNoblesse
WHat?
stardustBlockbuster
lveri
i flelllle so
gooOOOOOOAODOD
oado u
arthurianNoblesse
YOu something so good?
stardustBlockbuster
wana feelsa gooddd 2???
arthurianNoblesse
DO I Want to feel good as well? IS that what you are asking?
* stardustBlockbuster sends capchalog code for anemone
stardustBlockbuster
makesz dat
arthurianNoblesse
ALright, I Suppose I Can do so. WHat exactly is it?
stardustBlockbuster
rrfd
fujnnnnnnn
;))))000)))))))))))))))
arthurianNoblesse
OH, well, I Shall be sure to do so as soon as I Am once again reunited with my alchemy equipment.
AT any rate, it is good to see you are alive, your previous message had left me rather worried.
stardustBlockbuster
aaeses
sorryys
arthurianNoblesse
I Suppose no harm was done, but if it is not too much trouble it would really make me feel better if you would confirm that you remained alive following announcements of your possible death.
stardustBlockbuster
:(
lavvfvi i daont wnt u 2 woerryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy7yyyy
arthurianNoblesse
OH, I"m sorry, I Didn't mean to burden you or make you unhappy, I Just thought I Should mention the idea for the future.
IT's no trouble, I Am happy to worry.
stardustBlockbuster
noooooooooooooooooooooo
noioonoooooooooo
no wiriiries
arthurianNoblesse
I"m sorry, I"m not sure I Can make out that word, is it meant to be "Worries"?
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stardustBlockbuster
ysasssss
thys keysbaord
3ss mallllll
cnt tyape
arthurianNoblesse
OH, I See, or at least I Think I See if I Interpreted your words correctly.
stardustBlockbuster
auwyouaw
u wrory
ssoasoooooo mucxh
astrop
arthurianNoblesse
"I Worry so much. STop?" Is that what you were endeavoring to say?
stardustBlockbuster
ayzs
yassas
arthurianNoblesse
I Don't feel I Worry that much, do I?
stardustBlockbuster
yaSDDSSSS!!!!!!
un rolnad
sasoso woederied
arthurianNoblesse
OH, well I"m terribly sorry about that. I Can try to do it less if it would make you happier.
stardustBlockbuster
A
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3<
<3
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geart
heartr
arthurianNoblesse
<3 ?
stardustBlockbuster
isu
itds maens lovie!
<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333322222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
arthurianNoblesse
I"m sorry, what exactly were you trying to communicate just now?
stardustBlockbuster
lvoe!
liove!
mmmmmmmmmmmlmleviiiiiiii
kilove uuuuuuuuuu
arthurianNoblesse
AH>
stardustBlockbuster
mmmmwmmwe dshoulsd makkkooouttttttt
arthurianNoblesse
I"M SORRY< WHAT WAS THAT?
stardustBlockbuster
kSIJU
KISUSSSSS
arthurianNoblesse
YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT KISSES?
stardustBlockbuster
!!!!!!!!!!!!
ksisisss mer
stardustBlockbuster
uer soaaaaaaa
HJOT
arthurianNoblesse
LILY PLEASE< I HAVE EXPLICITLY EXPRESSED MY DISINTEREST IN YOUR AFFECTIONS< BESIDES WHICH YOU AND IRIS ARE INVOLVED IN A RELATIONSHIP> HOW DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD FEEL IF SHE WERE TO KNOW YOU WERE DOING SUCH THINGS?
stardustBlockbuster
uiucxan
uic an kissres irisa 2
ias
arthurianNoblesse
I DON"T THINK SHE WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH SUCH A RELATIONSHIP< AND I STILL AM UNINTERESTED IN SUCH AN AFFAIR>
stardustBlockbuster
i wasztn ALLLLLALLLlll thse kissses
jshhhhhhjjjj
uio liov me
u dusjnno itr yest
arthurianNoblesse
I ASSURE YOU< LILY< I AM COMPLETELY AWARE OF MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU< THOUGH I AM REASONABLY CERTAIN YOU ARE NOT>
stardustBlockbuster
lefrviiiiiii
i wanttrn
babbbieissssssss
arthurianNoblesse
YOU WANT WHAT!?
stardustBlockbuster
bABIBIES!
uer  babiiiesss!!!!!
arthurianNoblesse
I"M SORRY< IT SEEMS YOU ARE SAYING YOU WANT BABIES< WHICH YOU CLEARLY CAN"T BE SAYING< RIGHT?
stardustBlockbuster
IWANNREKM
SCREWAS MSE
arthurianNoblesse
CLEARLY YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNABLE TO WRITE CORRECTLY ON YOUR KEYBOARD< BECAUSE THESE THINGS IT SEEMS YOU"RE SAYING CANNOT POSSIBLY BE WHAT YOU"RE SAYING>
stardustBlockbuster
OIW ANNA HAVBNE SEXXXXXXXSSSS N BES A MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY
arthurianNoblesse
PERHAPS WE SHOULD SPEAK LATER WHEN YOU HAVE ACQUIRED A BETTER MEANS OF COMMUNICATION< BECAUSE YOUR KEYBOARD IS OBVIOUSLY CAUSING YOU TO WRITE INCORRECT THINGS>
stardustBlockbuster
NOOOOOOOOOO
noooooooooooooooooooo
:C
arewa babisies
wuwdild b aso CURTZTz
arthurianNoblesse
I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING< AND THE FEW THINGS I THINK YOU ARE SAYING YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE SAYING BECAUSE YOU WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH THINGS>
stardustBlockbuster
IW OULDS!
iolove ua i lvoe u i love u i LOVE YU!
arthurianNoblesse
NO< NONE OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING ARE REAL WORDS< AND IF THEY MIGHT BE WHAT I THINK THEY ARE THEY CANNOT HAPPEN EVEN IF YOU WANTED THEM TO>
stardustBlockbuster
I L:OVESS HYUIPI
lerviii
uas lovre me?
arthurianNoblesse
NO LILY< I DON"T LOVE YOU> I"VE NEVER LOVED YOU> YOU ARE A FRIEND AND NOTHING MORE>
stardustBlockbuster
:#
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plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
arthurianNoblesse
NO< I"M SORRY LILY< BUT I DON"T LOVE YOU< AND WE SHOULDN"T EVER BE TOGETHER< NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MIGHT WISH IT< AND HOW BADLY YOUR HEART ACHES FOR YOUR SWEET EMBRACE< AND HOW HORRIBLY LONELY YOU ARE WITHOUT ME>
stardustBlockbuster
WIA
IW ANT ITR
IS DERSREVE ITR
u dsres
u dsersve it
uers so loneluuy
arthurianNoblesse
NO I DON"T!
NO< WAIT< I MEAN< NO I"M NOT>
I"M NOT LONELY> I"M FINE> AND WHETHER YOU DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE UNIVERSE OR NOT DOESN"T CHANGE THE FACT THAT I DON"T LOVE YOU>
stardustBlockbuster
USR
U RREEEE
WSRE
WEREDS SOA LONLEYYYYYYYYYY
BREOS DADE
whysdui
whys dbro dewsad
shyui
whsyr himmm
whyu notr me
arthurianNoblesse
no, lily, please don't think like that.
YOu can't just trade yourself out with another's death, and even if you could I"m sure that your brother wouldn't want you to have died in his place.
stardustBlockbuster
ikas
ius shoidl bee dsead
arthurianNoblesse
NO, no you shouldn't, no one should be dead, least of all you.
stardustBlockbuster
yESDDFim
imaa bads ledrr
arthurianNoblesse
NO, LIly, no you aren't you're a wonderful leader.
stardustBlockbuster
u dseresce
u dferserve betr
arthurianNoblesse
NO, no, I Deserve so much worse than you, don't you understand?
stardustBlockbuster
nO!
ervrryones deades
i mkkliklk
i kilkded them
:(
arthurianNoblesse
NO, you didn't kill anyone. THis was an accident, and we all played a part in it occurring.
stardustBlockbuster
bju
njbbj
nuguh
nuhuh
i dd
i guert y u haste me
i kilrd brose
arthurianNoblesse
PLease, listen to me LIly, we all received the game, and even more people were playing it. WHo is to say that one of us wouldn't have been hit by an errant meteor had we not begun to play?
stardustBlockbuster
i kilerd uir sias
i kilrd aunitr
i kiled
arthurianNoblesse
NO. DAMMIT LILY< STOP!
stardustBlockbuster
i killed roldn
arthurianNoblesse
STOP SAYING THIS STUFF< YOU DIDN"T KILL ANYONE< AND I WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE SAY YOU DID>
stardustBlockbuster
bawy
bwys
byut whsy
imiam\o
immas badr feridn
uid dontkr venr lovce me
arthurianNoblesse
NO< YOU- GOD DAMN IT LILY>
YOUR WHOLE WORTH ISN"T DEPENDENT ON MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU> THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO ARE AMAZING WHO I HARBOR NO ROMANTIC FEELINGS TOWARDS>
stardustBlockbuster
I WASA
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stardustBlockbuster
IRCVE BAEN TRYUIN TO GEGRT U 2 2222 LOVER ME
4 SOIII LPONG
howr ado i makrre u lplvr meret
arthurianNoblesse
YOU CAN"T MAKE PEOPLE LOVE YOU< THAT"S NOT HOW EMOTIONS WORK> I CAN"T CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU< BELIEVE ME I WOULD DO SO IN A SECOND IF I COULD>
stardustBlockbuster
oas
sdoi
soir
u awwannnr lorv me?
Procyon
((what the fuck))
arthurianNoblesse
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY>
stardustBlockbuster
IOMR ONLYR HAPPRE WEN U ALOGVE ME
arthurianNoblesse
WHY CAN"T YOU JUST BE HAPPY WITHOUT ME? JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I DON"T LOVE YOU< BE HAPPY WITH IRIS< AND NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME>
stardustBlockbuster
iua
i awannt bae cooliooo
liker uuu
iokmmn ot colooll
uw r
arthurianNoblesse
I DON"T UNDERSTAND< WHAT YOU JUST SAID< BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU IF I LOVED YOU IT WOULDN"T CHANGE ANYTHING>
stardustBlockbuster
IRT WOUSLD
uiod fainally tink imoa cool
arthurianNoblesse
NO< IT WOULDN"T> I SWEAR TO YOU ON WHATEVER DEITY RULES THIS HORRID GAME< NOTHING WOULD CHANGE>
stardustBlockbuster
itd nbe hapyy
arthurianNoblesse
NO< IT WOULDN"T> IT WOULD ASSUREDLY BE THE EXACT SAME LEVEL OF HAPPINESS AS WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING>
stardustBlockbuster
noINIOOOOO
NONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONNNOONNOONNONOONONNONONON
levrieiv
wehrn weh meaata airl
imal goanna kilsls u
arthurianNoblesse
YOU"RE GOING TO WHAT ME?
stardustBlockbuster
KSIL
KISLSSSSS
hORT MAKSOUTS
arthurianNoblesse
OH< THAT IS WHAT YOU SAID>
arthurianNoblesse
PLEASE DON"T DO THAT LILY< FOR BOTH MY SAKE AND IRIS"> I DON"T LOVE YOU AND I DON"T WANT HER TO LEARN THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS TYPE OF THING>
stardustBlockbuster
mbut
:(
;(((((((((((
o;
ilover u bothhhhh
soa mucjhah
itssd nots FSIR
ITSS NOT FAIRW
arthurianNoblesse
NO< IT"S NOT REMOTELY FAIR< BUT THAT IS HOW LIFE HAS TO BE>
I CAN"T LOVE YOU< BUT IRIS CAN>
stardustBlockbuster
WYH CANTE I OLOVE YOURE BUOTH
arthurianNoblesse
JUST FORGET ABOUT ME< AND LOVE HER WITH ALL YOUR HEART INSTEAD OF USING PART OF IT ON ME>
stardustBlockbuster
liksd
levcfi i wan nsw
i wnranna noert lorve anioone
ui donrt drerseve me
iorsi donerst derserve mre
arthurianNoblesse
NO< LILY< IRIS DESERVES YOU>
stardustBlockbuster
iame badr persom
arthurianNoblesse
NO YOU"RE NOT> YOU"RE A WONDERFUL PERSON>
stardustBlockbuster
imre a masnster
arthurianNoblesse
YOU"RE NOT A MONSTER< NOT EVEN REMOTELY> YOU"RE AMAZING>
stardustBlockbuster
uir a bredave nitre
u shud killllllll mre
arthurianNoblesse
NO!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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arthurianNoblesse
THE WORD NO FAILS TO ACCURATELY CONVEY HOW OPPOSED TO THIS I AM>
I COULD NEVER KILL YOU< AND I REFUSE TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE THE IDEA> I WILL NOT< I SHALL NOT< I SHALL NEVER< WOULD NEVER< AND COULDN"T EVEN BEGIN TO EVER DO SUCH A THING>
stardustBlockbuster_
Plszzzssssxz
arthurianNoblesse
LILY< DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DIE?
stardustBlockbuster_
Kin a
I'm awe fialir
arthurianNoblesse
IS THERE ANYONE AROUND YOU< WHO CAN BE TRUSTED? ON MY LAND THERE ARE MOLES< DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THEM?
stardustBlockbuster_
Mjerlyfisash
Hrryfish
arthurianNoblesse
DO YOU THINK I COULD SPEAK WITH ONE FOR A MOMENT?
stardustBlockbuster
mmkmmkklmmmm
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arthurianNoblesse
HEllo, is this one of the fish LIly was speaking of?
Providence
yeeeeeeeeeeah
lyli ur gurl orwhat?
arthurianNoblesse
SHE"S JUST A FRIEND>
THat aside, I Require your assistance. IF you would help me, I Would be greatly indebted to you.
Providence
y so serious bro
cmon
spit it ouy ma man
arthurianNoblesse
I"m sorry for sounding serious, but I Believe LIly might be inclined to hurt herself, is there a place you could take her to, or someone who could watch her to prevent her from injuring herself?
Providence
gurl gonna be fine yo
just let her go with da floooooow
gotta follow her drems
arthurianNoblesse
ARe you certain?
Providence
ddddeuuuuued
let her fdo yher thisngs
dont br lake mommy anf dad
arthurianNoblesse
BUt what if her things involve possibly killing herself? IS there a way to make her not want to do that?
Providence
"well then, i saty you gyfucking dou sothening then
its yo gyrls isn't she?
arthurianNoblesse
SHE"S NOT MY GURL OR MY GYRL OR MY GIRL WHICH IS WHAT I ASSUME THOSE WORDS ARE MEANT TO MEAN> WE"RE ONLY FRIENDS NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE BOTH MIGHT WANT IT TO BE OTHERWISE>
Providence
ar u into her?
arthurianNoblesse
YES> I"M INTO HER> I"M SO INTO HER I WANT TO SCREAM IT INTO THE SOULLESS VOID EVERY MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP< AND I WANT TO WHISPER IT AS I DRIFT SOFTLY INTO MY DREAMS> I THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME< AND ALL I WANT IS FOR HER TO BE HAPPY< AND I THINK THAT THE ONLY WAY THAT CAN HAPPEN IS IF SHE"S WITH IRIS>
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Providence
"shit dude"
"dang"
"illl like stap awery fton here"
arthurianNoblesse
NO WAIT< COME BACK< I NEED YOU TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESN"T KILL HERSELF>
Providence
"butt... wht wold she?
arthurianNoblesse
SHE THINKS SHE"S A MONSTER< AND THAT SHE LED US ALL INTO THIS GAME WHICH HAS RESULTED IN DEATH AND MISERY FOR EVERYONE>
AND ALSO SHE FEELS BAD BECAUSE I DON"T LOVE HER< EVEN THOUGH I DO< BUT IF I TELL HER THAT< THEN SHE WON"T BE ABLE TO JUST LOVE IRIS>
PLEASE< YOU HAVE TO HELP ME< I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO DO< OR HOW TO HELP HER< AND I FEEL AWFUL ABOUT THE ENTIRE SCENARIO>
Providence
"fued. open telationship"
arthurianNoblesse
A What?
Providence
"opwwen rekalitnonship
arthurianNoblesse
I"m afraid I Don't understand that term, could you explain it to me?
Providence
"opnen retlalion"
"juts fteaking lobe who you want"
"weverytione agrews to be happy"
arthurianNoblesse
DOes such a thing truly work? ANd would it be viewed as "Proper" By someone who was concerned with such matters?
Providence
"y guesas twe woulg have yo fing out
arthurianNoblesse
I Would really feel much more comfortable with some assurance regarding this, because I Can't try this if it might hurt IRis and LIly's relationship.
Providence
"counmmication dude"
arthurianNoblesse
BUt if I Offer such a thing to LIly, and IRis is uncomfortable with such a thing, then I Would damage their relationship, and if I DOn't offer such a thing than LIly might kill herself.
Providence
"duefs
talinkin is hard"
"lemme just..."
"alright, typing real slow"
"no one, got. anywhere, doing nothing. its better to trym than to regret"
arthurianNoblesse
BUT I DON"T DESERVE HER> I"M SCUM< LOWER THAN SCUM> I"VE BEEN LYING TO HER ABOUT NOT LOVING HER THIS WHOLE TIME< AND WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE
MIGHT BE HURT< AND I CAN"T BEAR THE IDEA OF DOING THAT>
Providence
"dued. talk to this otheer girl"
"tell HER about it"
"communitcation"
arthurianNoblesse
YOU THINK I SHOULD ASK IRIS?
Providence
"y"
arthurianNoblesse
WOULD YOU WATCH LILY TO MAKE SURE NOTHING HAPPENS WHILE I"M ASKING HER?
Providence
"ill go whtus her. k?"
arthurianNoblesse
THANK YOU VERY MUCH>
Providence
"stop yellin fdued"
arthurianNoblesse
I"m sorry to have appeared to be yelling, I Assure you that was not my intention, it is simply that my finger just presses down on the shift key occasionally.
Providence
"whty not juyst use mahyus?
arthurianNoblesse
"MAhyus"? I"m afraid I Don't understand.
Providence
"the.... capts thign"
arthurianNoblesse
ARe you referring to the "Caps lock" Key?
Providence
"YE"
arthurianNoblesse
I Would, but I"m afraid it is entirely involuntary.
Providence
"oh"
"k... so.... wann go bach to ur frind here?"
arthurianNoblesse
YEs, I Suppose that would be ideal, I am in your debt.
Providence
"take cre bru"
arthurianNoblesse
AU revoir, you do so as well.
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stardustBlockbuster
levfiiiii
arthurianNoblesse
AH, LIly, I See the fish has returned the phone to you.
stardustBlockbuster
wat hbanabnedd
arthurianNoblesse
NOTHING< I SIMPLY ASKED HIM WHAT THE WEATHER WAS LIKE WHERE YOU ARE< AND HE GAVE A VERY DETAILED RESPONSE>
stardustBlockbuster
doyu liked mae
nowa
arthurianNoblesse
I"M SORRY LILY< I REALLY MUST BE GOING< I HAVE SOMETHING TO SPEAK WITH IRIS REGARDING< IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT>
THE FISH HAS AGREED TO ACCOMPANY YOU WHILE I"M GONE>
stardustBlockbuster
ojk
iaklll
arthurianNoblesse
AU REVOIR< I SHALL BE BACK SHORTLY>
stardustBlockbuster
talks 2f uyu latre
,$
<33
* arthurianNoblesse hurriedly ceases espering stardustBlockbuster
arthurianNoblesse
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