So you want to ride the Wormhole train?  This is how you do it.  Don't question it.  Sit back and enjoy the ride.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=463619055

First you must accept our savior GOLD HELM, LORD OF THE SPICE, DISPENSER OF TROLLS.  Praise Gold Helm.

Scripts
-Install the latest wchill script, currently 7.0.0 at time of writing (instructions are on the page):  https://github.com/wchill/steamSummerMinigame
-Install the autobuy script (install the same way as wchill ):
https://github.com/Pawsed/SteamMonsterAutoUpgradeManager

Badge Points
-Buy some Crits if you want them
-Buy a little Treasure and Raining gold if you want
-Buy 100 Like News for every 500 Wormholes (most of your BP should go here)

Buying Upgrades
-Level any HP upgrades as much as you want.  Be sure to prioritize HP because you will need it for the warps more than damage.  If you are dying, then your damage is 0.

-Do NOT buy any Elemental Damage.

-Level Auto-fire Cannon to 10 (and not higher) so that you can get the Boss Loot upgrade

-Do NOT put any points into any of the following:  Advanced Targeting, Farming Equipment, AFK Equipment, Level 1 Sentry Gun, Level 2 Sentry Gun, Level 3 Sentry Gun, etc (anything in the Auto-fire Cannon upgrade tree).

-Level the following as much as you want:  Armor Piercing Round, Explosive Rounds, Railgun, New Mouse Button, Titanium Mouse Button, Double-Barrelled Mouse, Bionic Finger, Two Bionic Fingers, Bionic Hand, Bionic Arm, Lucky Shot, etc.

-It is okay to buy all abilities (Good Luck Charms, Decrease Cooldowns, Tactical Nuke, Cluster Bomb, Napalm, Metal Detector, Medics), but make sure you don't try to use them because the script will handle it most efficiently.

Litany Against Nukes (lalah1)
        I must not nuke.
        Nukes are the wormhole-killer.
        Nukes are the little-death that brings total DPS.
        I will use my scripts.
        I will permit my scripts to pass over my browser and through my game.
        And when it has gone past I will turn the inner console to see its path.
        Where the script nuke has gone there will be nothing. Only wormholes will remain.